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Iron Clad Lou: Feb 12, 2008

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:22

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KillTylerDurden: May 15, 2004; I watched Fight Club one too many times.

This is my Pitbull, KoKo. She's 7 months today.
http://i.imgur.com/wW4Lfl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kpSRZl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oYYHDl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vLCeYl.jpg

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:24

magicaldinosaur: Jun 29, 2012; by angerbot

That there is my Siberian Husky, he's a lovely person. When you wake him up though, he stares at you and yawns. '_' 4 years old.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:33

num3n: Jun 1, 2006

Had this video of my dog Klause.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz6h63S1CEo

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:34

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Atticus_1354 posted:

And my dads dog after I poked her in the head.

This dog looks wise as gently caress. I want her to tell me stories of how things were in the old days.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:54

Atticus_1354: Dec 9, 2006; Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.

Kevyn posted:

This dog looks wise as gently caress. I want her to tell me stories of how things were in the old days.

Hopefully she would tell you not to run in front of cars because then you get bolts installed in your leg and everyone laughs at you and calls you bionic dog. What I am trying to say is that she is kind of dumb. But she is still a pretty great dog.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 03:59

WeakLad: Aug 30, 2008

there's my girl

edit: oops tables

WeakLad fucked around with this message at Jul 14, 2012 around 04:12

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:10

of bees: Dec 28, 2009

Eryxias posted:

I know right!? Nearly all of the beagles I see usually have white around the jaw/nose.
yeah, he's starting to get some grey fur as well, but Brandon is about 7 years old now and it's not all that bad as you can see in the photo.
Btw, you don't live in WA state do you? That's where we got him, I wonder if they are related at all.

Nah, I live in Michigan, and we got him from a beagle breeder about two hours away from where I live.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:15

Aravenna: Jun 8, 2002; DOOK

Quaffle is some kind of husky/shepherd/hound mix. Acts like the laziest husky ever. However, he's really hard to get a picture of just waking up, because he goes from asleep to wide awake and bouncing the moment I make a move. Just in case, you know, I was planning to feed him. I did manage to get this one day before he hopped up though.

Another time I walked in and he was like this. Yet another dog who doesn't understand how to use a dog bed.

And here, to continue with an ongoing theme in the thread:

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:19

Smuffin24: Dec 30, 2008

she always sleeps with this stupid face

edit: oh and she's a 10 ish year old rescue...probably an american bulldog/boxer mix

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# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:23

Warbadger: Jun 17, 2006

Sashiva posted:

Is that a wolf?

Toby doesn't really wake up unless he wants to

No, she just looks like one (Shepherd/Malamute mix). Here's Nikita pretending she hasn't woken up.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:25

ausgezeichnet: Sep 18, 2005; FUCK YOU, that's my name

Red is not amused.

But he got over it pretty quick.

Nine year old 15 inch standard Beagle. Enormous howler.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:25

Radio-Controlled: Mar 31, 2005; The man for the job.

Murphy doesn't know what the gently caress.

Then I waited 30 minutes and did it again. Still not knowing what the gently caress.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:35

The Hamster Man: Jul 4, 2008

Bixington posted:

What breed is that?

He's a Japanese Spitz. He's only 6 months old though, so he might look less fox-like eventually (hopefully not!)

He really doesn't like being woken!

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:43

Misogynist: Jul 14, 2003; hubthumping

FAH Q posted:

I wake up my dog often:

What kind of dog is that? She (he?) looks very much like mine, but brown.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 04:54

Bash Ironfist: Aug 16, 2008

Radio-Controlled posted:

Murphy doesn't know what the gently caress.

Then I waited 30 minutes and did it again. Still not knowing what the gently caress.

I just wanted to inform you that your dog appears to be melting.

Don't have good ones recently, but here are my favorite 'wake up dag!' pictures of my dag.

Your soul shall be mine!

I love this one because of the one black pawpad shown.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:11

Caddie: Feb 11, 2008

HeadcrabPie posted:

Oh my. What kind of dog is this because I need one.

He's a long haired Chihuahua. Had a short haired that used to sleep in a doggie bed just like yours. Long hairs seem to prefer human beds, though...

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:22

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Do you know whose bones are on display here?
Your bones.
My bones.
Bone's bones.
Bone bone bone.

I don't have any dogs on hand to bug awake but I have some old ones of puppies my dog had (around two month old shetland sheepdogs)

When you're not waking them with treats after they've ran around and tired themselves out they're liable to ignore you and go right back to sleep (I mean, moreso than all other dogs)

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:24

mulligan: Jul 4, 2008

Brownie looked calm... like "I am here, what do you need..."

Also, why do you sleep in he floor when you have a perfectly good bed!

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:27

vitari: Oct 12, 2010

Shrugged it off as quickly as he jumped up.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:36

blixa: Jan 9, 2006; Kein bestandteil sein

Buffy was not necessarily happy about being woken up.

(We're moving so the Dude is on the floor instead of on a wall for the time being.)

# ? Jul 14, 2012 05:41

Readblood: Nov 9, 2005

Meet Cargo, if he thinks you are leaving for work he will go sleep in the kitchen.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 07:45

Coughing Hobo: Jun 29, 2005; Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?

Sophie (11 years) refuses to use beds that are properly sized for her. She's a... mutt, some identifiable whippet especially in the ribcage area. Not that you can see it right now, she's in yellow pill mode.

# ? Jul 14, 2012 07:57