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spoon0042
Dec 13, 2006
welp

CitizenKain posted:

The hell is going on in here.

What, you mean other than unmedicated schizophrenia?

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spoon0042
Dec 13, 2006
welp

LobsterTick posted:

OP, I think you should post some pictures of dogs here. Or cars. Or dogs in cars. Yeah, dogs in cars. Cool as heck.

Nothing is faster than a dog (in a car).

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Siljmonster posted:

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON, CHICAGO, HUMAN BODY CANNOT TRAVEL AT 60 KMPH

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO! NIKE, JUST DO IT.

sk
Dec 10, 2005

POUUUUUUUUUUNCE

I don't get such news, keep posting

Pope Mobile
Nov 12, 2006

Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

Coo coo, kachoo.

Whiskey A Go Go!
May 7, 2007

For legal reasons, the answer is no. For anecdotal reasons...sure why not.

quote:

My Website is About the Real World Out There. I have More Information Than $3 Trillion CEO & World Leaders
The more you speak, the Stronger you get (not Obama). Sharing information is helping people. I will update my website daily.
I Have 1,000 Topics or Discussions (not sure). Mercedes Car is better than ferrari car. Please do not give importance to appearance of my website.

I don't know man. If a Ferrari with a cat in it goes over 60, the whole area around the car will catch on fire. I saw it on Top Gear once.

ButtFaceMcCrackin
Nov 6, 2004

You'll never get confused about which end to use!

Parity Bit
Apr 1, 2010


What if I wear roller skates on a treadmill moving at 60 kmph?

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!


Parity Bit posted:

What if I wear roller skates on a treadmill moving at 60 kmph?

As long as your body remains stationary, you're fine.

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

Parity Bit posted:

What if I wear roller skates on a treadmill moving at 60 kmph?
You will take off.

John Dough
Oct 30, 2004

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...



System Shock 2 allowed you to get so many different speed upgrades that you could die from running into a wall. Clearly this means it was actually "Usain Bolt" who defeated SHODAN and saved the earth.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number.

I'm surprised the OP thinks crashing into a wall at those speeds wouldn't be dangerous. Straight up people have died playing racquetball when they dive for the ball and hit the wall with their head, and they're not going anywhere near the speed Usain Bolt can sprint.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Godspeed You! Domestic Cat

By far the best part of this is the website. This is one of my favourite bits: http://dangerousmother.com/mostpower.html

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20


Tell that poo poo to Joseph Kittinger, this badass motherfucker right here:



The world record holder for the fastest speed through the atmosphere without a vehicle, at 614 miles per hour.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


You're gay.

spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004


Wow this thread is quite informative

Pope Mobile
Nov 12, 2006

Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Whiskey A Go Go! posted:

I don't know man. If a Ferrari with a cat in it goes over 60, the whole area around the car will catch on fire. I saw it on Top Gear once.

Nah man, that's Lamborghini. They don't even have to be moving either. Just *BOOM* FLAMES!

taupoke
Apr 26, 2008


HOLY SHIT I'M TRIPPING BALLS


How is speed formed?

Hhow is speed gaet felossity?

ButtFaceMcCrackin
Nov 6, 2004

You'll never get confused about which end to use!

I got 200 Billion Burgers and 15 Billion Chickens and a bitch ain't one.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003



Ambiguatron posted:

Tell that poo poo to Joseph Kittinger, this badass motherfucker right here:



The world record holder for the fastest speed through the atmosphere without a vehicle, at 614 miles per hour.
Maybe human bodies are like light and whatever speed a human is moving at DEFINES 60kph.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011


I think I can go faster than 55 mph. I am going to wear underarmour and that should protect me. Will let you guys know of results.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Godspeed You! Domestic Cat

Could this be our new Kyoon? God I hope so. Does going over 60kmph kill us because Illuminati?

Dead Inside Darwin
Jun 19, 2011

The cat problem in the park is Malthusian in scope.

Samurai Sanders posted:

Maybe human bodies are like light and whatever speed a human is moving at DEFINES 60kph.

Maybe he was a robot so the human record still has not been beaten

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


If birth certificate is not important than 7 Billion people will come to and live in USA.

Obama had serious birth certificate issues in April 2011 when Donald Trump's detective brought some evidence for Obama's fake birth certificate.

How can Obama contest 2012 elections when he does not have a valid birth certificate to confirm he is citizen of USA??

Osama Bin Laden was killed on May 01, 2011 and there was serious Obama's birth certificate issues in April 2011.

Osama's killing diverted world's attention for Obama's birth certificate.

Think about it.

Barack Obama is President of United States of Africa.

So Obama invited 7 Billion people to live in USA.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003



Saint Darwin posted:

Maybe he was a robot so the human record still has not been beaten
Maybe the earth actually fell UP towards him, so it doesn't count?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007



CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011


I made it up to 54mph and broke the time barrier. I ended up helping Barack Obama sink the Titanic.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Probably neither reading nor working.


spoon0042 posted:

What, you mean other than unmedicated schizophrenia?

Well, I for one find goon's willingness to spend time with the mentally ill to be quite heartwarming.

Dark Grapefruit
Jun 3, 2006

All cans are welcome and equal in your city, regardless of can content, and whether empty or full.


kissekatt posted:

You will take off.

Does this still apply if a portal moves over the treadmill?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


I have been trying to ask fastest human "Urisa's Bolt" to run into wall 55kmph but cannot catch fastest human to ask him question. You you recommend next course of action so I can fastest human body travel at 60 KMPH?

kharaa
Feb 12, 2008

"......."


What the gently caress

international owl day
Jan 6, 2004
I SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HUNTING BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT

i just came here to say i knew that

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

Think about it.

Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008


World War 3 Will be for Peaceful Purpose

George Bush had said "when a B-2 Bomber appears over Iran, it will be for peaceful purpose".

World War 3 will be for peaceful purpose if worldwide people do not eliminate prosititutes, porn stars and sex maniacs.

Ash is rich with nutrients and helps in better growth of the forest. To provide ash to the forest, rotten and fallen woods and some good trees have to be burned. There cannot be ash without a fire and fire does not distinguish between anything and anybody.

Some reputed scientists say "healthy human population Earth can support is 4 Billion people only".

Already there is less food and inflation is soaring high. World resources are in serious trouble. Forests, Trees and animals are at serious risk of disappearing and getting extinct.

In South Africa there was a national park where elephants population increased so park authorities culled many elephants.

God does not differentiate between animals and human beings.

It is immoral to sell the thing that creates life. Prostitution and pornography is biggest sin and crime in human history.

They are using their penis, breasts, vaginas, arse to earn money. But 3 Billion people survive on $2 per day.

Some 17,500 farmers committed suicide in year 2009 in India. What about worldwide statistics?

Prostitutes, porn stars, sex maniacs must commit suicide because they are useless and live a rotten life. Instead hard working and important people such as farmers commit suicide.

People work hard for their families but these useless people earn "quick and easy money from their private body parts.

Majority of internet servers are located in USA and servers that host porn websites spread pornography worldwide.

Mark Faber is an investment guru who once said the only way to keep money in the US is to spend money on prostitutes and beer. (Wikipedia)


we must goto war to break the chains of prostitution and pornography that enslave us

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Okay, so Cheetahs/cars/people can experience horrible calamities from attempting to travel at high ground speeds, but what about the terrible dangers from moving around in the air? Did you know that the 747, the most well-known commercial passenger jet in the world, can fly at speeds over 600 miles per hour? The human body can't even touch those speeds while falling at terminal velocity. Anything hitting a tree at 600 mph will probably disintegrate both the tree and itself in a spectacular fashion; clearly flying is the greater danger to your well-being.

EDIT: Also bats, our flying mammal friends, typically only reach speeds up to 20 mph (in the case of the common Little Brown Bat). It's obvious that they know very well the tremendous risks associated with attempting to soar through the air in a fashion that God never intended.

Then again, they flap their wings 15 times a second, which is waay dangerous and would tear your arms off if you tried to do the same so maybe bats are getting in over their heads in this category.

Safetyland
Jul 1, 2003

Nerds are encouraged to
get the fuck out.


I heard on Discovery Channel that comas are the brain's way of defending itself after it got smashed doing 60km/h+.

Can you believe this poo poo? People die from falling out of the shower in the morning. I don't think it's right.

Pope Mobile
Nov 12, 2006

Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

ChickenHeart posted:

Okay, so Cheetahs/cars/people can experience horrible calamities from attempting to travel at high ground speeds, but what about the terrible dangers from moving around in the air? Did you know that the 747, the most well-known commercial passenger jet in the world, can fly at speeds over 600 miles per hour? The human body can't even touch those speeds while falling at terminal velocity. Anything hitting a tree at 600 mph will probably disintegrate both the tree and itself in a spectacular fashion; clearly flying is the greater danger to your well-being.

Ambiguatron posted:

Tell that poo poo to Joseph Kittinger, this badass motherfucker right here:



The world record holder for the fastest speed through the atmosphere without a vehicle, at 614 miles per hour.

Fabulist
Nov 28, 2006

i'm not the killing type


So OP do you make these difficult decisions that involve condemning people to death for their lifestyle yourself or are you merely a mouthpiece for what [s]spies beam into your head unbeknownst to you[/i] God tells you?

Also, OP, who is leader when all weak people and people with congenital defect are given exoskeleton that run on nuclear Toxi-power? If anyone can buy multiple upgrade? If strongest non-upgraded person is weaker than teenager with vat-grown muscles controlling an exoskeleton that cause wearer 25 times stronger, who gets to be president? Will there be a PURE human president and an ALTERED human president? How would altered humans fair in a footrace, with heavy exoskeleton? This is important.

Please answer this post I hammered of raw cyberspace just for you, these are genuine and mightful questions. I pretended my child was trapped under (very heavy) lawnchair to reach appropriate mightness levels.

Lammy!
Jul 3, 2004

WHAT TIME IS IT!?


Paperwood posted:

I have seen a Cheetah, chasing a big deer at more than 80 kmph and the deer crashed into a tree at high speed. It was stunned. The Cheetah came back and killed it. The deer could have suffered internal injuries.

Some years back, I would run 100 meters at top speed on the 5 acres sports ground. There was heavy iron pole (football) in the middle of the ground and it would appear in my running path.

Since the iron pole was at the end of 100 meters I would run straight towards it and stop at the last moment. I know what would have happened if I crashed into that iron pole at top speed.

The security guard at the sports ground would always shout me "do not hang on that football goal post. It will break"

That iron pole would have broken into 2 pieces, if I had crashed into it.

I think you hit the pole, repeatedly, and just don't realize it.

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Pope Mobile posted:

Kittinger stuff

Kittinger used unnatural, God-hating techniques such as "streamlined equipment" and "positioning the body in ways to reduce drag" to increase his maximum velocity instead of falling in a flat, belly-down position while flailing maniacally and screaming, just as God intended.

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