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HUG ME FOREVER: Dec 6, 2006; Gay for TF2!

Can you explain how the textile industry factors into all of this?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:06

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# ? May 21, 2013 14:17

Bash Ironfist: Aug 16, 2008

What if pornstars run at 55mph into a brick wall what would happen then?!

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:07

Astroman: Apr 8, 2001; CARTMEL MASTERPLAN AND/OR LOOMS APOLOGIST

Is Paperwood some kind of advanced AI spambot that managed to break the captchas, register, and start posting threads?

If so, that's actually pretty impressive.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:07

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...

Bash Ironfist posted:

What if pornstars run at 55mph into a brick wall what would happen then?!

But which pornstar are we gonna drop from a plane to compare results?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:07

Bolian Blues: Nov 3, 2008

Teach a man to fish, and he'll earn $2 a day. But teach a man to suck a dick...

Excellent Economics.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:08

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Keep them coming OP

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:08

Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

Bash Ironfist posted:

What if pornstars run at 55mph into a brick wall what would happen then?!

Smashed.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:09

DarkSol: May 18, 2006; Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Paperwood posted:

3 Billion People Survive on $2 Per Day But Prostitutes Earn $50,000 Per Night

Farmers and fishermen earn small money for their crops so that world people get cheap food but many prostitutes earn $50,000 per night and many call girls, prostitutes, porn stars and porn actors earn $10,000 per session/ night.

Many porn stars and prostitutes have highly expensive cars. But 3 billion people walk 10 miles or 20 miles everyday.

3 Billion people survive on $2 every day. Excellent economics.

If Farmers and fishermen revolt then people will starve because they will not be able to buy unimaginable expensive food.

What if those 3 billion people worked for sex?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:09

DoubleWelp: Aug 26, 2010

Paperwood posted:

My Website is About the Real World Out There. I have More Information Than $3 Trillion CEO & World Leaders
The more you speak, the Stronger you get (not Obama).

Who are you?

(not Obama)

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:09

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...

Ratjaculation posted:

Keep them coming OP

Uh, that's the prostitutes' job, duh!

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:10

Whole Milk: Jan 29, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

This new Kyoon is poo poo compared to the original tbh

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:12

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

OP can you give me a shout out!!!

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:12

Ein: Feb 27, 2002; .

Paperwood posted:

Smashed.

What if the penis went 55mph into a vagina, black hole or just blackened hole?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:14

spoon0042: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Paperwood posted:

3 Billion People Survive on $2 Per Day But Prostitutes Earn $50,000 Per Night

Farmers and fishermen earn small money for their crops so that world people get cheap food but many prostitutes earn $50,000 per night and many call girls, prostitutes, porn stars and porn actors earn $10,000 per session/ night.

Many porn stars and prostitutes have highly expensive cars. But 3 billion people walk 10 miles or 20 miles everyday.

3 Billion people survive on $2 every day. Excellent economics.

If Farmers and fishermen revolt then people will starve because they will not be able to buy unimaginable expensive food.

Sounds like someone's jealous.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:15

Obligatory Handle: Feb 27, 2004; Who's This Guy?

I wonder how often dads come across their own daughters while masturbating. Is there a forum about this out there somewhere?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:15

Real_Horrorshow: Jun 22, 2004; Easily Aroused

What on earth.

http://dangerousmother.com/MachVish.html

This website is a goldmine.

http://dangerousmother.com/jokes.html

quote:

I Remember this joke from my college years

1) A woman was having ride alone in a boat but she was not aware that her husband has left the fishing equipments in the boat.

A police officer arrived and said to her "madam I will arrest you for fishing".

The woman replied "officer I am not fishing here"

Police replied "but you have the fishing equipments with you".

The woman replied "officer if you arrest me for fishing, I will charge you with surprise sex".

The police officer was terrified and replied "ma'am I have not touched you"

Woman replied "but you have the equipments of surprise sex with you"

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:16

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

You're no Toblerone Triangular.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:16

K. Farb: Aug 6, 2009; I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.

Obligatory Handle posted:

I wonder how often dads come across their own daughters while masturbating. Is there a forum about this out there somewhere?

yeah and whats with all the incest porn?

e: loving obama thats what.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:16

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.

If a prostitute earns $50,000 a night I am so in the wrong business.

Hello ladies!

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:18

Ashrik: Feb 9, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

At least Kyoon left referees so you could do your own "research". How do I know that what you're saying is the real deal Paperwood??

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:19

Obligatory Handle: Feb 27, 2004; Who's This Guy?

K. Farb posted:

yeah and whats with all the incest porn?

Man, add the double whammy of seeing your daughter not only in porn, but starring in fantasy incest porn and the mindfuck triples, maybe even quadruples.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:20

Ashrik: Feb 9, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

And how the hell is your rap sheet clean?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:20

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; young negritos with attitude

http://www.virusforyou.com

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:20

Copley Depot: Jul 9, 2009; This space reserved for future text.

No mods, no porn only werebear.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:21

betaraywil: Dec 30, 2006; Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

You know when you drive by an accident that's been there for a while and you think "should I call 911? Nah, someone already has."

That's how I feel about reporting this thread for not being as funny as it once was.

OP you're worse than the

guy.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:21

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...

Ashrik posted:

And how the hell is your rap sheet clean?

OP is physically intimidating the mods:

quote:

My achievements:

3 years back, I threw a half-brick, 50 feet high and it got stuck in the fruit tree.

At the age of 16 years, I broke a granite slab with my kick. I was just testing the granite.

At the age of 12 years, I would throw cricket ball (rubber) 100 feet to 125 feet high.

You don't wanna run into a feller like that in a dark alley.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:22

The X-man cometh: Nov 1, 2009

I believe one of Malthus' theories was that if you pay farmers and fishermen more than $2 a day, they're going to spend it on porn or $50,000 a night prostitutes anyway. So why pay them more?

Shouldn't this thread result in a mod challenge?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:23

Snoop Rocket: Aug 6, 2011

quote:

If You Want to Donate Money to me, Please Send Your Donations to my Paypal account "machsid77@gmail.com"

50% to 60% information on this website is from worldwide people which have been collected by me from countless hours of discussions with many thousands of people worldwide for past 4 to 6 years.

If you agree with what I write then please forward this website and information here to people you know. This is the real promotion for my website. I am promoting my website but useless people are delaying my website promotion.

I have launched this website because I was getting banned from forums where good members have supported me 100%. I have been banned some 800 times from many forums and I am thinking of claiming the Guiness book of world records for "most banned member/poster".

I had no sales for my website for high quality gold & silver, farmlands and timberlands/forests, long-term profitable investments, forex and reputed companies. Also I did not hear from "Marc faber" for long time. Is something wrong with world economy?

How will I explain serious world society problems in 5 lines or 5 sentences? Past 70 years, everybody was quiet and nobody cleaned the world society so today I have to write wall of text.

When people sell a book they ask other people to pay money first and then read their book. But my "website magazine" is a e-book which is free for all the people to read. If you agree with what I have written then you can send donation to me for my hard work. This is the purpose of donation request here.

Because of USA government's reckless decisions or FBI's reckless decisions I have suffered financially to great extent. If money does not come to me now then world economy will crash forever. Simple rule of Mother Nature.

Useless people have $5 Billion or $75 Billion but I am having financial trouble just because I am thousands of miles away. This is the biggest sin in human history.

Email: business.onn@gmail.com

If that "Facebook" is worth $100 Billion then my website is easily worth $1 Billion.

People who do not understand my website, they wasted their school, college and their life (for people who try to disrepute my website)

What did the Fuzz do to you Paperwood?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:23

Inspector Detector: Dec 13, 2008; "If I give you money, would you go out and get me some fruit titles?"

Please don't ban Paperwood, I must learn of the dangers of interracial porn before it's too late.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:24

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012; SKELETONS.GOV

Can Women/Girls safely travel at 60 kilometers per hour? How about prostitutes? Could Usain Bolt survive running into a wall if he was a prostitute, Paperwood?

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:24

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012

For a thread called Women/Girls, Jobs Porn & Prostitution, this is a total loving sausagefest.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:24

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; young negritos with attitude

The X-man cometh posted:

I believe one of Malthus' theories was that if you pay farmers and fishermen more than $2 a day, they're going to spend it on porn or $50,000 a night prostitutes anyway. So why pay them more?

Shouldn't this thread result in a mod challenge?

Dude I tottally hope we get a mod challenge haha

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:25

mastersord: Feb 15, 2001

Ivor Biggun posted:

You're no Toblerone Triangular.

I could go for a Toblerone right now. You wouldn't happen to have any OP, would you?

Meh, maybe I'll just get off my lazy fat rear end and go downstairs and get one. Also a beer. I like beer.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:26

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Can Women/Girls safely travel at 60 kilometers per hour? How about prostitutes? Could Usain Bolt survive running into a wall if he was a prostitute, Paperwood?

Ask Usain Bolt to run into a prostitute.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:26

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; young negritos with attitude

mastersord posted:

I could go for a Toblerone right now. You wouldn't happen to have any OP, would you?

Meh, maybe I'll just get off my lazy fat rear end and go downstairs and get one. Also a beer. I like beer.

Too true man I too love beer haha

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:28

awesome-express: Dec 30, 2008; I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Ask Usain Bolt to run into a prostitute.

It's "Usain Bolt" you uneducated pleb.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:29

Didion: Mar 16, 2009

Wrong thread!!

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:29

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...

awesome-express posted:

It's "Usain Bolt" you uneducated pleb.

'Usain Hussein Bolt'

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:30

Ein: Feb 27, 2002; .

Paperwood, what do you think of these comic-strips:
http://links.exposegangstalking.com/targ

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:37

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# ? May 21, 2013 14:17

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!

3 billion lives of humans ended on August 29, 1997

Their survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Machine War.

They live only to face another night mare.

The war of Judgement Day.

# ? Jul 16, 2012 23:37

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