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Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

A big Lobster in a expensive hotel costs $1,500

Tuna Fish Sells for $736,000

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/..._n_1185770.html

Pay $3 For Dinner with Obama

The Obama campaign has been offering donors of $5 or more a chance to win a dinner with the president. But today, the campaign sent supporters a message from First Lady Michele Obama lowering the price to donations of $3 or more.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/...-204503626.html

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# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:05

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SaltLick: Oct 6, 2010

You're on quite the roll today. Paperwood for poster of the year.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:06

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.

Paperwood, I'm concerned about rising food prices. What would dinner with Obama cost after hyperinflation causes bread to cost one million dollars?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:07

Tempest815: Oct 7, 2006; FALCON PUNCH!!

Never stop, Werebear

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:07

Israfel: Apr 23, 2010; HAIL SATAN

I would like to eat dinner with the president it all sounds very nice

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:07

Holy Calamity!: Jan 2, 2006; no bm

Liberal media at it again

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:08

Tempest815: Oct 7, 2006; FALCON PUNCH!!

Werebear, what would happen if I slapped myself at 60kmph?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:08

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

A chance at dinner with Obama now costs only $3

By Holly Bailey, Yahoo! News | The Ticket � Wed, Sep 28, 2011

Oh boy I hope the competition is still going!

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:09

Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

Chamale posted:

Paperwood, I'm concerned about rising food prices. What would dinner with Obama cost after hyperinflation causes bread to cost one million dollars?

If Obama or Obama in disguise get re-elected then bread will cost $1 million.

No more Obama and his friends.

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# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:10

Holy Calamity!: Jan 2, 2006; no bm

Paperwood posted:

If Obama or Obama in disguise get re-elected then bread will cost $1 million.

No more Obama and his friends.

I'm gluten free

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:12

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; †

What if it's Obama in an Obama mask.

What then.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:13

PowerOnion: Feb 3, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Paperwood posted:

If Obama or Obama in disguise get re-elected then bread will cost $1 million.

No more Obama and his friends.

Can you possibly elaborate on this?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:13

Ashwat: Nov 11, 2004; Behold the cuteness.

This is deep.

How much does a whole cow cost? I must know.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:13

YOURFRIEND: Feb 3, 2009; You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel
FUCK YOURFRIEND!

Is it just Obama, or a president of our choice?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:13

Telemarchitect: Oct 1, 2009; TOUCH THE KNOB

But what terrorist food will Barack "HUSSEIN" Obama serve me? Goat? That's the symbol of satan!

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:15

SaltLick: Oct 6, 2010

Telemarchitect posted:

But what terrorist food will Barack "HUSSEIN" Obama serve me? Goat? That's the symbol of satan!

It sure as poo poo won't be freedom fries.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:16

Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

PowerOnion posted:

Can you possibly elaborate on this?

Obama is just a puppet. The people who put Obama in power are the real culprits or criminals.

Loot Americans Taxpayers of $100 Trillion. Put Obama in Office

Goldman Sachs, and other top American and European banksters, putting Obama into office, this report continues, was to loot the Americans taxpayers of an estimated $100 Trillion�nearly $30 Trillion of which went directly into the pockets of international banksters around the world and another $70 Trillion in lost home values, stock portfolios and pensions funds.

The main conduit of this massive theft was the US Federal Reserve System which during the 2008 Financial Crisis secretly doled out, without the American peoples knowledge, over $16 Trillion to European banks and companies and another nearly $8 Trillion in �secret loans� to the largest banks in the United States.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADC...player_embedded

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# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:17

MoonTuna: Feb 10, 2011; by angerbot

Israfel posted:

I would like to eat dinner with the president it all sounds very nice

They should make it dinner, PLUS a game of Scrabble. Just to say you once tripled scored the president of the untied states with the word cats.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:19

Rafzakael: May 10, 2012; It's showtime!

Paperwood posted:

Obama is just a puppet. The people who put Obama in power are the real culprits or criminals.

Loot Americans Taxpayers of $100 Trillion. Put Obama in Office

Goldman Sachs, and other top American and European banksters, putting Obama into office, this report continues, was to loot the Americans taxpayers of an estimated $100 Trillion�nearly $30 Trillion of which went directly into the pockets of international banksters around the world and another $70 Trillion in lost home values, stock portfolios and pensions funds.

The main conduit of this massive theft was the US Federal Reserve System which during the 2008 Financial Crisis secretly doled out, without the American peoples knowledge, over $16 Trillion to European banks and companies and another nearly $8 Trillion in �secret loans� to the largest banks in the United States.

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/1444...tSplittedPage=0

Sir, I must question your sources as being less-than-reputable.

My sources tell me that Obama is actually an alien.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:19

kru: Oct 5, 2003

The world did it just to troll you, forums poster 'paperwood'

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:20

Whizbang: Sep 21, 2008

I don't get such news, keep posting.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:21

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; We'll always have our memories won't we? Those special memories that I�ll always treasure. You, writhing from the jellyfish sting, me, urinating on the wound.

On an completely unrelated topic, what is the record for the most gassed threads made by a single poster in one day?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:23

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!

Just get back on the cross, Werebear. No one was asking for your resurrection.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:24

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Go on daaaahhhhling...

Paperwood posted:

If Obama or Obama in disguise get re-elected then bread will cost $1 million.

No more Obama and his friends.

This is why I bought 500 loaves of bread and 300 gallons of milk and locked it safely in my basement storage space last month. I'm going to be so rich when Obama is reelected.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:25

de_dust: Jan 21, 2009; ~*~السلام عليكم~*~

gently caress obama eating lobsters for $3 tell us more about the article linked below yours.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...-204423536.html

look at dat cat

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:25

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; We'll always have our memories won't we? Those special memories that I�ll always treasure. You, writhing from the jellyfish sting, me, urinating on the wound.

Three Olives posted:

This is why I bought 500 loaves of bread and 300 gallons of milk and locked it safely in my basement storage space last month. I'm going to be so rich when Obama is reelected.

loving milk and bread speculators! I bet you're the reason that milk is always expensive and a day from its pull date!

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:28

Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

Three Olives posted:

This is why I bought 500 loaves of bread and 300 gallons of milk and locked it safely in my basement storage space last month. I'm going to be so rich when Obama is reelected.

$50 Trillion = $50 Billion

I think the printing cost of $100 bill is 12 cents.

So Obama printed $50 Trillion and donated it to bankrupt companies and countries but the printing cost of this $50 Trillion is estimated $50 Billion.

This is similar to selling a product for $1000 where the production cost is $10.

This is the reason world reputed economists and financial people say money printing will lead to hyper inflation. Stop the money printing madness immediately.

That's not how the Fed is "printing money". They're just pulling it out of thin air and adding it to the balance sheets of banks. Most money isn't hard copy, it only exists on ledgers.

When worldwide factories, industries and business people start selling their products for 10,000 % profit (example, Oil $9000 per barrel) then all world people will understand what "money printing madness" means. Until then world people will not understand the seriousness of world situation.

The world economy is heading for $1 million loaf of Bread.

Remember after year 1930, a loaf of Bread would cost 1 million German marks which resulted in World War 2.

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# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:29

ndmain1977: May 24, 2012

Lucky rear end cat.

I'd pay 3 bucks for dinner with Obama. Hell, I'd pay the 5 bucks for dinner with him.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:29

ALEX TRILLTON: Sep 9, 2011; IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL ~~PAUL~~SEPHIROTH'S MOM

Why does bread cost more than tuna, werebear? I don't understand economics anymore!

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:30

ndmain1977: May 24, 2012

Paperwood is either schizophrenic, or a tea partier I'm guessing. Reminds me of a lot of the crackpots I had to deal with when I worked at the news department in Killeen TX.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:30

Ein: Feb 27, 2002; .

Paperwood posted:

$50 Trillion = $50 Billion

I think the printing cost of $100 bill is 12 cents.

So Obama printed $50 Trillion and donated it to bankrupt companies and countries but the printing cost of this $50 Trillion is estimated $50 Billion.

But with computers you can just make up money! Right? So why print money when you can make a pointer to cash?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:32

ScaMort: Oct 19, 2004; You can keep on sucking till the blood won't flow.

Paperwood posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADC...player_embedded

If Obama issued the kill order in 2011, who thwarted him? The Re-love-ution Responders, flying in on the Gold Standard?

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:32

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; We'll always have our memories won't we? Those special memories that I�ll always treasure. You, writhing from the jellyfish sting, me, urinating on the wound.

Paperwood posted:

$50 Trillion = $50 Billion

Do tell.

quote:

Remember after year 1930, a loaf of Bread would cost 1 million German marks which resulted in World War 2.

There were many reasons for WW2, the cost of bread being one of many. This is about as intelligent as saying 50 trillion dollars is equal to 50 billion dollars.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:33

Modern Day Hercules: Apr 26, 2008

You're gay.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:33

Paperwood: Jul 16, 2012; by Choochacacko

ALEX TRILLTON posted:

Why does bread cost more than tuna, werebear? I don't understand economics anymore!

Obama: "It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

Obama gave $50 Trillion whatever bailouts to bankrupt companies whose employees are paid $1 million to $100 million commission/incentive every year. Now Obama wants to increase the taxes for the rich and end the Bush tax cuts and Obama is saying ""It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

Obama is worth $5 million. Basically Obama is talking about himself when he says ""It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

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# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:34

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; We'll always have our memories won't we? Those special memories that I�ll always treasure. You, writhing from the jellyfish sting, me, urinating on the wound.

Paperwood posted:

Obama: "It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

Obama gave $50 Trillion whatever bailouts to bankrupt companies whose employees are paid $1 million to $100 million commission/incentive every year. Now Obama wants to increase the taxes for the rich and end the Bush tax cuts and Obama is saying ""It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

Obama is worth $5 million. Basically Obama is talking about himself when he says ""It's all the fault of the "rich", they stole your money and job and we have to make them pay"

That's some real politiking with bread and tuna there, broseph.

# ? Jul 17, 2012 00:36