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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


You know, before this thread I had never considered eating chicken with cheese and bread. Luckily I read it in full, and so will be fully prepared if I end up shipwrecked with a gas stove, a crate of velveeta and some frozen chicken.

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Krabkolash
Dec 7, 2006

With this hand I rolled 8d20



AND GOT 160.
Unfortunately, I don't have pictures. But I thought I'd share a story. I tried chickencheese a while ago when I saw the thread. It was appropriately amazing.

In return, I was with my dad and we were watching football. I decided I was going to make one for lunch. He asked about it because it smelled good, so I explained the chickencheese to him.

He made his own and loved it. The way of the chickencheese is spreading.

asciidic
Aug 19, 2005

lord of the valves


I put salsa and chicken in my slow cooker and then put cheese on it 8 hours later. Didn't take pics because I'm not sure if it's legal. It seemed feloniously easy.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Salsa Chicken, this thread has come full circle.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Troll trying to take this thread down.

:frogout: narc.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

needs more steakums.

and a vauquelin.

Jazzahn
Jul 3, 2007

Did you just say awesome?

asciidic posted:

I put salsa and chicken in my slow cooker and then put cheese on it 8 hours later. Didn't take pics because I'm not sure if it's legal. It seemed feloniously easy.

It qualifies under the international rules of chickencheese, it had chicken and cheese.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Doh004 posted:

Troll trying to take this thread down.

:frogout: narc.

There is no 'down' from here!

the littlest prince
Sep 23, 2006


I made a chickencheese. The photo I took is terrible. Coincidentally, the sandwich was also not very good, so I guess it's appropriate.

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mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
:ughh:

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

I like your new custom title! Wayta show some chickencheese spirit!

edit: motherfucker that was fast

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

scuz posted:

I like your new custom title! Wayta show some chickencheese spirit!

edit: motherfucker that was fast

thanks! :) figured I could give bartolimu a break from being swept.

KlavoHunter
Aug 4, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."
You didn't even melt that cheese, what the hell man


edit: is that a band-aid?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

the littlest prince posted:

I made a chickencheese. The photo I took is terrible. Coincidentally, the sandwich was also not very good, so I guess it's appropriate.



Proper chickencheese is an art. Clearly you haven't mastered it yet young grasshopper.

the littlest prince
Sep 23, 2006


KlavoHunter posted:

You didn't even melt that cheese, what the hell man


edit: is that a band-aid?

I actually did melt the cheese on the first run (this was my second) but I was lazy this time. I don't know what you're mistaking for a band-aid but no, it isn't one.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
As if chicken cheese wasn't bad enough, now we have square plates. THE HORROR

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

the littlest prince posted:

I made a chickencheese. The photo I took is terrible. Coincidentally, the sandwich was also not very good, so I guess it's appropriate.



Unmelted cheese, what look like raw bell peppers, untoasted/grilled bread, distinct lack of chicken juices saturating the bottom piece of bread which means it's probably overcooked and bone-dry, and judging by the rest of the sandwich probably no condiments like hot sauce, mayo, or anything.

I'm sorry, littlest prince, but you've been Chopped.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Now that's what I call plating

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

the littlest prince posted:

I made a chickencheese. The photo I took is terrible. Coincidentally, the sandwich was also not very good, so I guess it's appropriate.



Rather eat the chickenmug.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Hear me brothers of the chickencheese. Let us not lose the faith amidst the onslaught of the unbelievers. Let us return to our roots.

First make some bread.


Get your not cheese ingredients ready.


Chicken, you must not be raw!


Veggies, your turn!


Not Cheese Assemble!


Now make room in your bread. (You can unleash the :krakken: too, its cool)


Cheesify the bread (:krakken: has been contained safely)


poo poo son, we've got chickencheese RIGHT NOW!


Melty!


Topless!


Where's the chickencheese?


It's on the inside bro. Where it COUNTS




Long love the chickencheese.

KlavoHunter
Aug 4, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

toplitzin posted:

Hear me brothers of the chickencheese. Let us not lose the faith amidst the onslaught of the unbelievers. Let us return to our roots.

<chickencheese>

Long love the chickencheese.

AND THE CROWD! GOES! WILD!!!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Wanna press that sandwich

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Can't wait until the state of New York legalizes the right to marry between a man and chickencheese. I'm ready to propose.

Krabkolash
Dec 7, 2006

With this hand I rolled 8d20



AND GOT 160.
I figured if I was going to go down this path, I'd go down this path full bore. This isn't my proudest creation and it is insanely trashy.

On with the show!

I'm not big on green peppers, how ever I love bannana peppers.



Oh no, what fell in there with the chicken?! Is that leftover pasta sauce?



Krabkolash, you're disgusting! And where the hell is the cheese? This ain't no drat chickencheese!



Oh, there is some, but that's not very much. A shameful marinara chickencheese.

Wait...what..what are you doing? That's not crusty bread! The gently caress is that? Grilled Chickencheese using white bread? loving disgusting man.



(You can't see it but there is a full slice of pepperjack underneath the chickencheese)

If you're set on this course, how did it turn out?


Still disgusting. Learn to make a proper grilled cheese, jesus. And great plating on your plastic plate, you goddamn philistine.


Okay, not really. Some things I learned:

1. I used too much sauce. Way too much. It made the bread soggy and it was a meh grilled cheese. I put a hole in the bottom trying to flip it.

2. I should have used 2 slices of pepperjack on each, top and bottom.

4. May have done better on something like Texas Toast maybe.

5. I ended up having to eat it with a fork. It was pretty good though, for all its trashy flaws.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Did you take those pictures with a nokia flip phone?

Krabkolash
Dec 7, 2006

With this hand I rolled 8d20



AND GOT 160.
First gen Incredible, I just take really bad pictures.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Pepperjack cheese with marinera sauce? :stonk:

Krabkolash
Dec 7, 2006

With this hand I rolled 8d20



AND GOT 160.

Doh004 posted:

Pepperjack cheese with marinera sauce? :stonk:

I had no provolone, so it was either that or american. I feel like I took the better way.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Krabkolash posted:

I had no provolone, so it was either that or american. I feel like I took the better way.

We accept your chickencheese, no matter how humble.

We hope you have learned from this attempt, and will return triumphant with a chickencheese parmesan (why is it a chicken parm when its covered in mozz?) worthy of the massive dump it will turn into.

Krabkolash
Dec 7, 2006

With this hand I rolled 8d20



AND GOT 160.
I have done other chickencheese successfully sans the marinara. This was just a random idea to see if it would work. The lesson learned was: Not really in its current state.

pork never goes bad
May 16, 2008

you r the worst you stupid shti cunts
gently caress you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

pork never goes bad posted:

you r the worst you stupid shti cunts
gently caress you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

feelz good man
Jan 21, 2007

deal with it

Doh004 posted:

Can't wait until the state of New York legalizes the right to marry between a man and chickencheese. I'm ready to propose.
You truly are GWS' worst poster.

pork never goes bad
May 16, 2008

feelz good man posted:

You truly are GWS' worst poster.

i agreey

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
I will defend the honor of the chickencheese.

Except for the chickenmug. gently caress that abortion.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Doh004 posted:

I will defend the honor of the chickencheese.

Except for the chickenmug. gently caress that abortion.

Well lets make one thing clear hear. Chickencheese is a sandwich

Jazzahn
Jul 3, 2007

Did you just say awesome?

signalnoise posted:

Well lets make one thing clear hear. Chickencheese is a sandwich

That is not true, Chickencheese is anything that involves chicken and cheese. See my Paneer and Chicken Tikka Masala.

rigeek
Jun 12, 2006

Doh004 posted:



Except for the chickenmug. gently caress that abortion.

That thing was a total ratfuck.

I'm going to try my hand at chickencheese later - I will post pics.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
I'm still not sure if we need to limit it to just sandwiches - jury's still out on that one. Sensei Jazzahn had posted some tasty chickencheese earlier.

Perhaps I will make a post-Sandy chickencheese tonight, we shall see.

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Chickencheesemug is the only thing that is stopping this thread from being a complete failure.