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aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


"stinkyhole" design now available in 3 different styles! Please indicate which style you would like (tank top, tshirt or psychedelic tshirt) as well as the size. The women's tank top version is one size fits all. The tshirts come in: small, medium, large and extra large.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105533...ifferent-styles





This prints are made using extremely durable flex print inks.

Details of print Technique:
A large computerized blade is used to cut designs out of a smooth, thin material. This design is then pressed onto the fabric, using high pressure and temperatures. The ink has a sleek and shiny surface, looks and feels amazing.

- high durability
- no color-fading in the laundry
- smooth, even surface of the print
- to be ironed inside out, do not iron directly on the print

Flex retains its colors long throughout a life of regular washing at 40°C.

The T-shirts are high quality unisex relaxed fit cotton t-shirts. They have seamless rib collars with double-needle cover-stitching, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. The shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton.

This camisole tank top is a perfect layering piece that offers feminine detailing with satin trim and straps. Made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex.

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Fatal
Jul 29, 2004

I'm gunna kill you BITCH!!!


Ya don't say? 3 different styles huh. Flexible ink. Well now I know what to wear to the fall formal.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Fatal posted:

Ya don't say? 3 different styles huh. Flexible ink. Well now I know what to wear to the fall formal.

All of our T-shirts feature a seamless rib collar with double-needle cover-stitching, shoulder to shoulder taping, double-needle sleeve and a bottom hem. The ink is fused to the surface of the T-shirt during the print process, ensuring that they last. You'll be able to wear your CUNTware T-shirt every day, without having to worry about fading, design peel, or the T-shirt wearing out.

Lego Stormtrooper
Jul 29, 2008


Now I appreciate the quality of this stinkyhole, but I'm worried it may be a little too subtle. Do you think you'll offer a stinkyhole shirt, with an inbuilt speak that just screams 'stinkyhole' at short random intervals>

Madness
Jan 23, 2007



Lego Stormtrooper posted:

Now I appreciate the quality of this stinkyhole, but I'm worried it may be a little too subtle. Do you think you'll offer a stinkyhole shirt, with an inbuilt speak that just screams 'stinkyhole' at short random intervals>

I would also be interested in this feature. And I agree with this guy in worry some people just won't get it.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010


When people go out in public, other people tend to see the clothes that they are wearing.

Some Momma Bear is going to gently caress your poo poo up if you wear this stupid shirt

tehschulman
Jul 19, 2006

Social distortion


But as a liberated woman I should feel proud to display a gaping vagina hole on what I wear. It's kind of like wearing my stinkyhole on my sleeve.

Madness
Jan 23, 2007



tehschulman posted:

But as a liberated woman I should feel proud to display a gaping vagina hole on what I wear. It's kind of like wearing my stinkyhole on my sleeve.

I wonder if they make one with a cock on it!

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Lego Stormtrooper posted:

Now I appreciate the quality of this stinkyhole, but I'm worried it may be a little too subtle. Do you think you'll offer a stinkyhole shirt, with an inbuilt speak that just screams 'stinkyhole' at short random intervals>

Unfortunately there are no electronics built into the clothing. However, we would encourage you to use the "inbuilt speak" that God gave you to hilariously scream out "stinkyhole!" at the top of the lungs while wearing the shirt.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Roargasm posted:

When people go out in public, other people tend to see the clothes that they are wearing.

Some Momma Bear is going to gently caress your poo poo up if you wear this stupid shirt

Our CUNTwear line of clothing is made specifically for men and women with big cojones and human genital fans. Perhaps you'd be more interested in our Lunchable™ gear. Check it out:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105011...d-yellow-tshirt

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Madness posted:

I wonder if they make one with a cock on it!

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011



I dunno, this is a little subtle for me. Do you have anything with like an aborted fetus?

Clarence Boddicker
Jul 28, 2008


james holmes shirts, Obama-and-Romney-loving-each-other shirts, and shirts that feature a woman's genitals and "stinkyhole" in 300-point Impact font? you sure have a wondeful business model. the sky is the limit for you guys.

Los Bastardo
Apr 18, 2007
Th' Main Man

Do they come in children's sizes? My friend's niece is starting elementary school this fall and I know this would be PERFECT for the first day.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


aerial dingus posted:

looks and feels amazing.

Are you talking about the shirt, the inking process, or the vagina?

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Los Bastardo posted:

Do they come in children's sizes? My friend's niece is starting elementary school this fall and I know this would be PERFECT for the first day.

The "small" size is 27.5 inches long and 16.5 inches across from pit-to-pit

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Clarence Boddicker posted:

james holmes shirts, Obama-and-Romney-loving-each-other shirts, and shirts that feature a woman's genitals and "stinkyhole" in 300-point Impact font? you sure have a wondeful business model. the sky is the limit for you guys.

Our business model sucks. We're just doing this for fun. If we were trying to get $$rich$$ we'd probably just go ahead and slap tweets from twitter.com/menshumor onto some shirts.

However, you can already find those types of shirts everywhere. We're just making these T-shirts because we think that what's currently out there is lame.

Yes, some of the artists involved in this project are proud scumbags. You may not relate to their work if you are a Good Person. Others in our group are primarily interested in birds. Perhaps you'd enjoy our "Angry Ostrich" T-Shirt:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105587...ostrich-t-shirt

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


It's cool that you think that slapping the word stinkyhole and images of gay sex between presidential candidates is taking the moral high road as opposed to selling out to popular humor.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Wario In Real Life posted:

It's cool that you think that slapping the word stinkyhole and images of gay sex between presidential candidates is taking the moral high road as opposed to selling out to popular humor.

We're shitbags. We're not taking any kind of moral high road. We're just making shirts that we think are funny.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

I dunno, this is a little subtle for me. Do you have anything with like an aborted fetus?

Not yet, but we do have a shirt that is dedicated to the loving memory of two stillborn children, Ava and Chloe. May they both rest in peace.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105592...-memory-t-shirt



Darke GBF
Dec 30, 2006
I AM A STUPID ASSHOLE, IF IM POSTING AN OPINION FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IT


aerial dingus posted:

Not yet, but we do have a shirt that is dedicated to the loving memory of two stillborn children, Ava and Chloe. May they both rest in peace.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105592...-memory-t-shirt





Thought you were trolling, then saw the link.

Holy poo poo

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Darke GBF posted:

Thought you were trolling, then saw the link.

Holy poo poo

Nope, not a troll. These are real T-shirts that reference things that we like, things that make us think, and things that make us laugh. We wear them all the time and people started asking about them so we are now making them available to the public. We started out doing iron-ons but now we get them printed at a professional print shop in Pittsburgh. The quality is exceptional. Check out this video to see some of the shirts in real life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgN5igTO9c

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


aerial dingus posted:

We started out doing iron-ons but now we get them printed at a professional print shop in Pittsburgh. The quality is exceptional. Check out this video to see some of the shirts in real life.
Oh really? I thought you owned your own machine that cost you a lot of money to buy.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Wario In Real Life posted:

Oh really? I thought you owned your own machine that cost you a lot of money to buy.

We have our own digiprint machine that cost us LOTS of money. For the flex and flock prints, we send the designs off to the shop.

Miker525
Jan 2, 2011


awesome shirt lol. I'd love to buy one of the pink almost tie die stinkyhole shirts but $27 for a t-shirt is way over my spending limit right now. Possibly in the future.

Glad to see others have the same straight forward sense of humor I do

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011



aerial dingus posted:

Not yet, but we do have a shirt that is dedicated to the loving memory of two stillborn children, Ava and Chloe. May they both rest in peace.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105592...-memory-t-shirt




God you're a sick gently caress. I was only joking

Lego Stormtrooper
Jul 29, 2008


aerial dingus posted:

Not yet, but we do have a shirt that is dedicated to the loving memory of two stillborn children, Ava and Chloe. May they both rest in peace.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105592...-memory-t-shirt





This is pretty rad, but can you slap some sunglasses on the kids and have them say a witty phrase.

I dunno, like "better to be fashionable early than fashionable late-term"... I dunno I'm just jammin' here I'm sure you can come up with some gold here.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Lego Stormtrooper posted:

This is pretty rad, but can you slap some sunglasses on the kids and have them say a witty phrase.

I dunno, like "better to be fashionable early than fashionable late-term"... I dunno I'm just jammin' here I'm sure you can come up with some gold here.

No, because that would be disrespectful.

aerial dingus
Aug 5, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Miker525 posted:

awesome shirt lol. I'd love to buy one of the pink almost tie die stinkyhole shirts but $27 for a t-shirt is way over my spending limit right now. Possibly in the future.

Glad to see others have the same straight forward sense of humor I do

20-25$ is the going price for custom T-shirts. However for a limited time we've decided to go ahead and offer a coupon to members of our very favorite internet forum. Type in SOMETHINGAWFUL in the coupon section when you check out to get a 20% discount on any item in our etsy store. http://www.etsy.com/shop/HStreetTshirts

Most of our shirts are priced at around 22$. 20% off knocks you down to $17.60. The going rate for quality custom T-shirts is around 20$. Boom! It's a steal.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


aerial dingus posted:

20-25$ is the going price for custom T-shirts. However for a limited time we've decided to go ahead and offer a coupon to members of our very favorite internet forum. Type in SOMETHINGAWFUL in the coupon section when you check out to get a 20% discount on any item in our etsy store. http://www.etsy.com/shop/HStreetTshirts

Most of our shirts are priced at around 22$. 20% off knocks you down to $17.60. The going rate for quality custom T-shirts is around 20$. Boom! It's a steal.
Actually market price runs around $12-$15 depending on the volume of the order. Keep acting like you're losing money on the deal though!

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Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Can you show a photo of a real person wearing one of these shirts? Preferably in a public venue with others around.

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