Hell's Highway: My time with the Florida Highway Patrol

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Hell's Highway: My time with the Florida Highway Patrol

Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; The Voodoo

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Why is it at all important that it was a black guy who got her pregnant?

It's not, that's why this whole thing is stupid as hell.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 22:19

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Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; The Voodoo

Norton Ghostride posted:

Let me guess, you have a black friend too.

Anyway good stuff OP, though holy crap, I didn't know pepper spray burned the hell out of you aside from getting in your eyes, rear end practically catching fire sounds like some kind of night.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 22:27

Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; The Voodoo

Thesoldier posted:

I could do that if it makes you guys happy

The next story needs to be done entirely in deep Florida slang.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 23:25

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