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vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


 I always get bristol and brighton confused

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# ? May 18, 2013 10:32
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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

~^~the wind beneath the cricket thread's wings~^~


 Gif that crying Brighton fan please gifman I need it for something

# ? May 13, 2013 20:24
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Psybro
May 12, 2002


 I'd kill for some Jelly right now.

thehappyprince posted:

Gif that crying Brighton fan please gifman I need it for something

Fans seem to cry on camera at the slightest provocation nowadays, it's getting beyond a joke. I blame Manchester City and Diana, Princess of Wales.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:26
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vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


 that was a goal

# ? May 13, 2013 20:33
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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

~^~the wind beneath the cricket thread's wings~^~

# ? May 13, 2013 20:33
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Psybro
May 12, 2002


 Excited to see Zaha at United next year, seems like the intention is to grab the next Ashley Young before he can turn into Ashley Young.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:35
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Tychtrip
May 23, 2010

We are livid souls


 I dunno why but I always want to see Palace get promoted. Do it, Palace.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:39
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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Bitter,
probably


 Looking forward to a Wembley goal-fest in a fortnight.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:39
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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

~^~the wind beneath the cricket thread's wings~^~


 Stick that up your stinkyhole Brighton you wastemen

# ? May 13, 2013 20:41
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Psybro
May 12, 2002

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Looking forward to a Wembley goal-fest in a fortnight.

I think it'll take a while to get going but once somebody scores It's On.

Tychtrip posted:

I dunno why but I always want to see Palace get promoted. Do it, Palace.

Nice to see Julian Speroni still one of their best players after he went down with them way back in '05.

Wilf KEEPS dropping f-bombs on camera, lol.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:44
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Blue Screen Error
Jun 11, 2001

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 Poor Brighton (and Hove). Hope Watford go up, will be hilarious to see how they manage with all their loanees going home and a transfer embargo.

# ? May 13, 2013 20:46
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UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

I just love these scribbles that won't go away


 Asgsdf I've been in northern Colorado with no cell phone reception stressing out all day and holy gently caress HOW?

# ? May 13, 2013 21:30
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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Your dribbling is a treat,
you nicked a toilet seat

franks posted:

Ugh, just had to be Zaha, didn't it?
Yep... Ah well, hopefully Watford will smash them in the playoffs.

# ? May 13, 2013 21:41
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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 11, 2008

For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we.

 That was rancid, time to forget about football for the summer.

# ? May 13, 2013 21:58
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Blue Screen Error
Jun 11, 2001

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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

That was rancid, time to forget about football for the summer.

Are you worried that Poyet might get targeted once the managerial merry go round gets into full swing?

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# ? May 13, 2013 22:09
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pointsofdata
Apr 25, 2011



 I only saw a bit of that game but it looked pretty bad, if Palace play like that at Wembley we're going up

# ? May 13, 2013 22:10
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mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004
internet creep

Psybro posted:

Fans seem to cry on camera at the slightest provocation nowadays, it's getting beyond a joke. I blame Manchester City and Diana, Princess of Wales.

I mean fair enough if you're going down, I guess but come the gently caress on I'm so sorry you aren't getting promoted. What a massive dick.

# ? May 13, 2013 22:17
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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 11, 2008

For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we.

Blue Screen Error posted:

Are you worried that Poyet might get targeted once the managerial merry go round gets into full swing?

Not particularly, judging by his comments tonight I think he'll go anywhere that gives him a job. Apparently not all has been well since he asked to speak to Reading and him and Bloom haven't been on speaking terms since just after Christmas.

More concerned about losing bridge bridcutt and upson during summer, not bothered about Poyet. He's not as good as he thinks he is.

# ? May 13, 2013 22:21
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vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


 Poyet has found his level.

# ? May 14, 2013 05:47
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ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!


 I dearly hope Wolves appoint Owen Coyle...

# ? May 14, 2013 07:11
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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 11, 2008

For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we.

 I loving hate how Poyet has turned this end of season into all about him, bleating in the press about budget, the budget that let him sign Kuszcack, Bridge, Upson, Bruno, Ulloa etc etc etc... He's spent 5m on Strikers in the last two seasons alone, I know that pales in comparison to what the likes of Cardiff have spent, and Leicster in previous years, but it's still a massive chunk. We should be celebrating what has been a good season and trying to improve for next season but instead he's straight back having a moan about the board that has backed him all they could.

If he wasn't so negative with his tatics we might have turned two of our eighteen draws this season into wins and got promoted automatically.

Sincerely hope he fucks off at the earliest opportunity.

# ? May 15, 2013 12:58
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Jun 11, 2001

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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Sincerely hope he fucks off at the earliest opportunity.

Looks like you're about to get your wish. Poyet's been 'suspended'.

# ? May 16, 2013 19:06
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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

~^~the wind beneath the cricket thread's wings~^~


 Saunders to Brighton

# ? May 16, 2013 19:13
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Scott Bakula
Jul 24, 2007



 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...pended-brighton

Brighton have suspended Poyet, the assistant manager and first team coach

# ? May 16, 2013 20:26
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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 11, 2008

For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we.

 Really surprised Oatway got suspended but not Poyet his actions directly after the game lacked any kind of humility and from what I know he hosed of on holidays without sorting out player contracts. The chairman had to tell us who was being kept today.

Won a league 1 trophy and thinks he's the next Mourinho the silly twat.

# ? May 16, 2013 22:50
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Blue Screen Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Poyet told all staff: “When Crystal Palace players and staff arrived to the Amex and went into their dressing room, they found themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.

“For some reason, someone had access to the away dressing room and done something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a ‘poo’ all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.

“I am angry that someone within this club could endanger our good reputation and stoop so low. I would like someone to accept responsibility and resign.”

Poyet was also furious with the club for handing 28,000 paper clappers to home fans.

He wrote: “I would also like to take this opportunity to ask everyone to make sure that if you want to do something that can affect the game that perhaps you could do me the courtesy of seeking my approval first.”

Poyet added: “Would someone like to admit it was their idea to hand out stupid pieces of noise-making paper?

“I am not for one minute blaming the result on this, but it added only negative vibes to the proceedings.

“Whoever you are, you let the club down very badly.”

Wow

# ? May 18, 2013 08:02
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Jun 11, 2001

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 False flag attack by Jason Puncheon imo

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 11, 2008

For we're the men from Sussex
Sussex by the sea,
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we.

 If it wasn't so shameful I'd laugh.

Right so in the last week:
- Someone apparently took a squat in Palace's dressing room and wrote 'we hate Palace' in it.
- Lost to Palace in the Championship semi-final
- Directly after the game Poyet told the press he wasn't sure he was staying, told that to the players and then refused to deal with the retained list.
- Poyet send email to all employees about 'Poogate' and the lovely clackers (which I can totally understand) but the group email includes past employees so it got leaked.
- Some suggestion he's been talking to Fulham in the background.
- Poyet gets suspended.
- Vicente is in the local press this morning saying he hates Poyet because he's an egomaniac that said nasty things about his young daughter having learning difficulties or something.

In the mean time 4 of our players are getting trialled at Old Bailey for sexual assault.

This public airing of laundry is going to go on all summer...

deletebeepbeepbeep fucked around with this message at May 18, 2013 around 10:06

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 I remember when Poyet was assistant manager at Leeds and there were reports that basically suggested that he was doing all the important work like training and match preparation while Dennis Wise turned up at noon and did a bit of youtube scouting before going home without speaking to anyone. When he left I remember thinking 'I think I'd have quite liked Poyet to be given the job full time'. Upon discovering that there's a very real possibility that being a proper manager has made him go completely mental I'm quite pleased he wasn't.

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