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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.


"Can I start, coach, can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I start now? Now? Now?"

At least, that's what it looks like he's saying.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Vire posted:

Could anyone help me out making this under 30kb for the avatar limit? The only way I can get it close is turning the colors down to 32 and re sizing it to 80x80 but it looks like crap like that.



Have you tried removing some of the frames in between?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.




Simple, yet so beautiful.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.


You draw a great DERP face. For true authenticity though, the replacement ref should've been signaling a safety or have a giant question mark over his head.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

What about the "REAL football is played overseas. You guys play Handegg." fan? Or is that more soccer fan?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Darth Brooks posted:

The guy who talks about a team in first person "When we played the giants in 05" Unless you were a coach or suited up you shouldn't get to say "we" when talking about a team.

This is just wrong.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Arschlochkind posted:

No I think we should all meet his demands. "The New York Giants football team, which is the NFL team I root for, look like they will do well this season. Of course, I will have nothing to do with their success, so now I will go quietly sit in the corner. Good day."

Pip pip, old bean. And by they, I assume you mean the actual players on the field, with a possible mention of the coaches, but no one else in the organization.

Bully!

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

The Kawalimus. Also a fair representation of myself on gameday.



I am almost definitely the total opposite of that, despite being a lifelong Saints fan. I don't know if that makes me more optimist or homer. I do get quiet and start pacing during close games though.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Darth Brooks posted:

Febreeze, do you mind if I post this elsewhere? There's a guy on a Vikings message board who fits this to a tee.

This would probably make a cool poster once they're all done.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

Actually yes, I would mind. I'm going to shop this around to some comedy/sports sites when I'm done, see if anyone will post it and put money in my pocket. I was going to try Cracked first, actually. They run stupid infographics frequently. I haven't put my signature anywhere on them yet too so don't spread em.

This goes for you too, dude who posted Manningface on Reddit before I was done.

That would be pretty cool if you could get on Cracked. Hope you make some money somehow with this.

Does the Onion take submissions?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

The anti-kawalimus



Why in the world is this a Falcons fan? Have you ever seen Lloyd's old posts?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

JPrime posted:

That looks great, but it is pretty small...just like the Cardinals .01% chance or whatever of winning the super bowl. Any text ideas?

Where have you gone, Kurt Warner? Cards nation turns it's lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo).

kidcoelacanth posted:

Poppin' in to say the wacky Dolphins eyes have run their course and I'm sick of em well bye.

Ehud is safe though he's the original.

Next up, shaky crotch.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

nerve posted:

Jesus to get this thing that low it's going to look like poo poo. Maybe somebody knows a trick I don't. It's not even worth posting what I am getting it to look like at 30k because it's so horrible. If nobody can get that one smaller I can make your original idea for you.

e:

Text could be just no...no...no...no...

Try this. It should be 28.8kb.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

swickles posted:

You might be able to have it larger if you just cut out some frames and some colors. The mouthing motion is really smooth and probably could drop a few frames to make it larger.



68 x 68. Not much bigger. Let me try your suggestion.



94x94

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at Sep 7, 2012 around 01:22

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

JPrime posted:

Can you do the 94x94 one but, freeze on Fitz at the end of his no-face? Also, is it possible to add the HappyFitz at the beginning? Or does it make it too large?

Too large, really. To get everything in 30kb, you have to make a sacrifice somewhere. I think this is 29.5kb as is.

- Fitz freeze - Same speed as other transistions
- Fitz freeze - twice as long as other transistions
- Fitz freeze - 5x as long as other transistions

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

JPrime posted:

Done! Thanks sir!

No problem, but nerve gets all the credit. I just altered his original in GIMP.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Huh, with today's news, if I didn't like my Breezytar, I'd think of making a Phoenix Wright style OBJECTION/OVERRULED Saints avatar.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

enigma105 posted:

For those that want this to happen:

Niiice.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

nrr posted:

febreeze how much would one need to donate to your comic to get a full back + upper to middle buttocks tattoo

Be honest, you want this one.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Grozz Nuy posted:

A Bengals fan should get a Green-Ellis avatar with the text Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot. I don't know if anyone else on this entire subforum will get that reference but me but I like it.

Please, a forum of nerds who grew up in the arcade 80s/90s? Ooooeeeeeoooooo. I made one of Lance Moore dancing to Tetris, but it was lost to the Waffleimages ages.

Febreeze posted:



Untz untz

These are truly better than shaky avatars. My only problem is that they're Cowboys, but otherwise, they're damned magnificent.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:



Dance avatars are so fun and easy haha

The whole time I'm seeing this avatar, I'm hearing this music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpopXL2h33U

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.


Is that E.E. Cummings?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

Manning is back

http://www.thedrawplay.com/?p=256

AWESOME KICKASS WALLPAPERS!
(currently only 1440 by 900, can easily change that)




Awesome. I assume the fairy wings are a hidden upgrade. The tapenade dispenser is extra.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.


SMOKE WINS

FATALITY

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

Okay i think I'm gonna get that sweet avatar. I need some text.

"It's the 4th quarter, you won't like me in the 4th quarter" is the best idea I've got so far.

"Now I am become Eli, the destroyer of Patriots."

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

You are so behind the times Silly Burrito

drat slow internet!

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Slate Action posted:

I love this.

Suggested text: some combination of dub(s) and WUB(s).

Dubs loves wubs.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2012 around 21:28

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze, your drawings are excellent, but knowing how much you hate the Saints, I think you hexed this avatar. No other explanation possible for a 0-4 start. I can't have that at all.

Time to go back to Les.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Mind_Taker posted:

That Dungy frame needs to be turned into an avatar.

It looks like an unfortunate teleporter accident between Dungy and a lemon.





football!

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at Oct 4, 2012 around 16:08

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

It's Sean Payton week! I have like 5 ideas for Sean Payton jokes, so I'm going to update every day till Tuesday or so to get them out of my system:

http://www.thedrawplay.com/?p=268

Get them all out now. You did see that he'll be in the Superdome watching Drew on Sunday, right? I'm sure that'll never be a topic...

Edit: Why is Sexy Rexy one of your tags for that one? I feel like I'm looking for the NINA.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at Oct 4, 2012 around 16:24

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:

I've started tagging sexy rexy in all the comics as a personal joke. Doesn't mean anything.

There's your catch. Hide a tiny Rex in all your drawings.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Coldforge posted:

This might make a good dancetar.



Kaep sliding rather than scoring a TD on the final play of the Jets game.

Makes me think of Inoki vs. Ali.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrXzH4WOUdc#t=290s

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

MJBuddy posted:

Love this. Now just to sort out the text. I was thinking something on the irony of being in the position of a Saints fan watching his team fall apart and truly understanding them. However, what about :


"Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach."

"My name is Payton, coach of coaches:
Look on my team, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that defensive wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sidelines stretch far away.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at Oct 5, 2012 around 20:52

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Silly Burrito posted:

Febreeze, your drawings are excellent, but knowing how much you hate the Saints, I think you hexed this avatar. No other explanation possible for a 0-4 start. I can't have that at all.

Time to go back to Les.



The Lesatar worked! (for the Saints, at least)

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Same here, but on an iPad at the moment. Going to the home page, I see the last SP comic.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Serisothikos posted:

If its going to be a bull that thirsts it needs a top hat and monocle

Wouldn't a Texas bull thirst for a cold beer in front of it instead?

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

MJBuddy posted:

I....I...which do I use?




My vote is for the bottom one, but they're both good.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Febreeze posted:



By the way all those photoshops led me to discover a "Maningface" style site for Philip Rivers

http://www.iwanttopunchphiliprivers.com/

I love the "HEY" face when he launches off the couch. Bravo.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

jordjevic posted:

Ok, i decided to do a project. Collect the quarterbacks! You know, as soon as i finish them



Live long and prosper, Joe Flacco.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

jordjevic posted:

Just in case anyone's wondering: Yes, I'm going to draw all 32 starting quarterbacks.
(though, I probably should have made the project "all 32 star position players" because some of these are going to be hell of boring / confusing because some teams are still going through QB controversies)

Draw Kansas City as Quinn/Cassel Two-Face. Solves the problem easily and quickly!

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