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Since this thread seems to have become about making fun of 'goony' behaviour whether E/N related or not, I have a couple of ideas. My memory's not very good, so sorry I can't be very specific. I also don't have plat or archives to look into these myself. 1) "Puckins" guy - autistic and generally maladjusted goon posts an insane, poorly spelled rant about how, on Halloween a year prior, some hoodlums drove by his house with airsoft guns and shot up his "puckins" (jack-o-lanterns). Much fun was had at his expense until it is revealed that he has subsequently become the perpetrator of a murder-suicide (I think) after the same guys show up that Halloween. May not be very funny on its own, but I distinctly remember a post by some terrified goon in TFR to the extent of: 'Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo. Did we just tell this guy he could get that shotgun ammo at K Mart?' I thought that post was pretty funny and maybe there is enough distance from the killing that we can get back to laughing about his interpretation of castle doctrine as applied to "puckins". 2) Some guy posts this long rambling sort of thread about his apparently awful, subhuman female co-worker quitting and how he had to scrub her personal files off of her work PC. In the process, he finds her homemade pornographic pictures and videos. In a wonderful example of goon intelligence, he posts them. Much fun is had while the morality of this particular brand of revenge is debated. Even more fun is had, however, when cracks in his story start to appear and it becomes clear that she hadn't yet quit, he wasn't supposed to be accessing her work PC, and she wasn't so much of an awful bitch as he was a mouthbreathing cretin. He had just doxed and posted the homemade porn of an innocent coworker. I don't remember the resolution to this one, but I'm pretty sure someone contacted her and told her to lawyer up. 3) Bigpeeler antics? I don't remember much about any particularly memorable behaviour, but the guy was a goon who rose to GBS superstar status with his wacky stories and memorable appearance and avatar... It was eventually revealed that his stories were all fabricated, he was a big attention whore, and I think Lowtax permabanned him just for being an all-around obnoxious gently caress. His memorable appearance would at least make him a good candidate for comics. Hopefully somebody else remembers these episodes and can isolate the nuggets of humour that would make good comic fodder.
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Forbiddenforums is the first one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/di...=3&topicid=1606
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| # ? Aug 17, 2012 22:20 |
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I like turtles posted:Forbiddenforums is the first one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/di...=3&topicid=1606 Thanks, I like turtles. Re-reading those news stories reminds me of how unfunny that was. 
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| # ? Aug 17, 2012 22:32 |
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Iacen posted:
This is adorable. Dr. and Mrs. E/N deserve a happy ending 
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| # ? Aug 17, 2012 22:44 |
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-drake- posted:Thanks, I like turtles. Re-reading those news stories reminds me of how unfunny that was. 
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| # ? Aug 17, 2012 22:52 |
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Payndz posted:I have a horrible suspicion what this is about, but I'm not going to click it to see in case I'm right. Is it the 'turtle treasures' guy? No, its the guy who posted the link above you called "I like turtles".
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| # ? Aug 17, 2012 23:11 |
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oh man I laughed my rear end off reading this again: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&pagenumber=47 quote:Yeah, bro. Put that power rack on top of the pool table so his wife can't help but notice his bulging quads as he busts out a couple sets of squats. quote:
I know it's something that didn't really happen but I would love to see that in comic form.
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| # ? Aug 18, 2012 00:03 |
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Iacen posted:
This is beautiful.
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Zedsdeadbaby posted:You guys remember that goon who threatened to kill his teacher until some guy phoned her? He had photos of himself with a paedo-tache and two katanas. He posted frequently about how badass he was until he got caught out, then he started pleading for mercy. Really early SA stuff, it's golden. I made a comic about that earlier. Not that anyone noticed.  Black Griffon posted:Neato. I'll try that out. In the meantime, have some Jihad-Breath.
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Flergatron 3000 posted:Does anyone remember the thread where some goon fantasized about kidnapping Natalie Portman and making her eat his blackheads until she loved him or something along those lines? Was that the same guy who wrote fan fiction where he met Natalie Portman and she fell in love with him then together they seduced his very young cousin and taught her to enjoy eating their poo poo? I can't believe I just wrote that; that's the most hosed up thing ever. I really hope that it wasn't a goon and instead is the completely made up story of an alleged Internet Trainwreck.
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Junius posted:I really hope that it wasn't a goon and instead is the completely made up story of an alleged Internet Trainwreck. Exactly, a goon.
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-drake- posted:3) Bigpeeler antics? I don't remember much about any particularly memorable behaviour, but the guy was a goon who rose to GBS superstar status with his wacky stories and memorable appearance and avatar... It was eventually revealed that his stories were all fabricated, he was a big attention whore, and I think Lowtax permabanned him just for being an all-around obnoxious gently caress. His memorable appearance would at least make him a good candidate for comics. Bigpeeler shot to prominence with his zoo stories thread, which spawned the whole "Five golden manbabies, sir!" catchphrase crap. When he ran out of zoo stories, he went on to post threads about his carpet cleaning business while everyone yawned and he got more and more strident about wanting attention. The nadir was when he posted a photo of Jessica Alba (? I think) at some kind of a go-kart race and cropped out a zoom-in on her crotch, where there was a shadow that Bigpeeler insisted was actually a pee stain. He was banned for that, was somehow allowed back later (I think by Mayor Wilkins) under strict orders not to act like a shithead, and then promptly posted a thread with pictures of him messing with a dying possum on the side of the road and posing it for "funny" pictures. The permaban hammer swung for that one. That's all from memory, so sorry, no link.  I'll bet I could have used those brain cells for something worthwhile, too.
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And according to a FYAD thread, he's quite dead. I hope to find proof to the contrary, but FYAD is not exactly a reputable source. Also, some time after his last ban, he had a stroke which he posted about on a blog or livejournal or something, so he definitely had some serious health-issues.
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I remember he found some old girlie calendar from the fifties with a semi-naked lady posing and claimed it was his mom, too. Also, wasn't there something about a police chase\fatal car wreck that he said he was involved in, too? He wasn't the one being chased, but he and his wife were run off the road during it. He posted lots of pictures with mspaint diagrams of the trajectories of the body parts he saw being ejected during the eventual crash that ended the chase.
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bonestructure posted:I remember he found some old girlie calendar from the fifties with a semi-naked lady posing and claimed it was his mom, too. I remember this, I think it was one of the first threads I ever read here. I always thought it was a bit suspect.
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Black Griffon posted:And according to a FYAD thread, he's quite dead. I hope to find proof to the contrary, but FYAD is not exactly a reputable source. Also, some time after his last ban, he had a stroke which he posted about on a blog or livejournal or something, so he definitely had some serious health-issues.  He had so many good stories about kangaroos killing dogs. I didn't know about this.
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-drake- posted:Thanks, I like turtles. Re-reading those news stories reminds me of how unfunny that was. Jeek fucked around with this message at Aug 18, 2012 around 17:43 |
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bonestructure posted:The nadir was when he posted a photo of Jessica Alba (? I think) at some kind of a go-kart race and cropped out a zoom-in on her crotch, where there was a shadow that Bigpeeler insisted was actually a pee stain. I remember this one. Was he also the one that started the failed photoshop thread with a picture of a woman saying "Whoops my fart"
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Dr_Amazing posted:I remember this one. Was he also the one that started the failed photoshop thread with a picture of a woman saying "Whoops my fart" I don't even know what the gently caress, but that made me laugh so hard. Bummer about Bigpeeler; I loved those zoo stories. Does anyone know what happened to Jeikuman and his knocked-up Japanese girlfriend?
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bonestructure posted:Bigpeeler shot to prominence with his zoo stories thread, which spawned the whole "Five golden manbabies, sir!" catchphrase crap. When he ran out of zoo stories, he went on to post threads about his carpet cleaning business while everyone yawned and he got more and more strident about wanting attention. The nadir was when he posted a photo of Jessica Alba (? I think) at some kind of a go-kart race and cropped out a zoom-in on her crotch, where there was a shadow that Bigpeeler insisted was actually a pee stain. He was banned for that, was somehow allowed back later (I think by Mayor Wilkins) under strict orders not to act like a shithead, and then promptly posted a thread with pictures of him messing with a dying possum on the side of the road and posing it for "funny" pictures. The permaban hammer swung for that one.  Bigpeeler was the original 100,000 hours of probation recipient for that.Also you guys forgot about this:  http://roflzombie.com/flash/list.ph...r=bigpeeler.swf
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Some of these suggestions...  I would love to request "Fetish is causing problems/misanthropy" as I myself have the artistic talent of a monkey flinging faeces, but considering the OP, it might only serve to fuel his boner. Though if nobody minds about that...! http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3502105
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Someone a while back mentioned the Stupid poo poo You Believed As A Kid thread. I drew some of the early ones, but there's a ton of material there if anyone wants to jump in. (I included the names of the posters at the bottom of each panel.)      
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Going back a few pages...
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Fire Safety Doug posted:Going back a few pages... Oh god, oh god The trickling really just makes it.
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Fire Safety Doug posted:Going back a few pages... You, goon sir, are some sort of wizard-genius. Don't stop doing the magic that you do.
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Fire Safety Doug posted:Going back a few pages... hahahahah also AIEEEE  followed by AHAHAHAHAA Good job!
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 All of these are great!
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Fire Safety Doug posted:Going back a few pages... Dawwwwwwwww oh GOD that's horrible.
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I can't remember her name, but there was a crazy chick that stalked people in the goon IRC channel and scammed some SA Mart goons and also lived in Canada. She may have been an art thief of several artists on SA and used that fake portfolio to get into art school. She swindled goons out of their cash and/or video game items by being a hot naked chick online (but it was all nudes of other girls). If I remember correctly, GBS and e/n couldn't decide whether to just  or actually decry the harassment and internet detectivery that occurred in her call-out thread. It ended up being a huge rabbit hole of obvious bipolar disorder and fat. Anyway, she was a real piece of work and I think a comic about her might be humorous.
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hyperhazard posted:Someone a while back mentioned the Stupid poo poo You Believed As A Kid thread. I drew some of the early ones, but there's a ton of material there if anyone wants to jump in. Love that thread. Some people really believed some weird stuff. Here's my contribution, based on that same thread: kimbolily posted:When I was 3 my older brothers told me there was no Santa so my mom got it in her head that I NEEDED to believe in something so she went all out with the toothfairy. Did you know she leaves behind a residue of glitter on your pillow when she stops? (glitter hairspray) Also sometimes she has too many teeth to carry back to her palace so she left me some extras in a tiny basket(about an inch across) next to my pillow to hold on to for her till she could come back and get them. She told me all of this in a note I could only read in the mirror. Yeah, no one else at school knew anything about that, thanks mom. 
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Love that thread. Some people really believed some weird stuff. I love this! Can I steal it for an avatar?
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Love that thread. Some people really believed some weird stuff. That story is really sweet 
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Treguna Mekoides posted:I can't remember her name, but there was a crazy chick that stalked people in the goon IRC channel and scammed some SA Mart goons and also lived in Canada. She may have been an art thief of several artists on SA and used that fake portfolio to get into art school. She swindled goons out of their cash and/or video game items by being a hot naked chick online (but it was all nudes of other girls). If I remember correctly, GBS and e/n couldn't decide whether to just I think you're talking about katoplastik and this thread here http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1 where she was selling a Macbook, melee beats paid for it and it never arrived...
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Wow, that is one crazy story of fraud and internet detectivery. Seems like they never actually managed to catch up with her or get law enforcement properly involved though?
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big scary monsters posted:Wow, that is one crazy story of fraud and internet detectivery. Seems like they never actually managed to catch up with her or get law enforcement properly involved though? Yeah, I just read the summaries, but then everything just... stops.
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Zaroff posted:I think you're talking about katoplastik and this thread here http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1 where she was selling a Macbook, melee beats paid for it and it never arrived... Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
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This is awesome! I wish I had extra money to buy myself an avatar version of it. Treguna Mekoides posted:I can't remember her name, but there was a crazy chick that stalked people in the goon IRC channel and scammed some SA Mart goons and also lived in Canada. She may have been an art thief of several artists on SA and used that fake portfolio to get into art school. She swindled goons out of their cash and/or video game items by being a hot naked chick online (but it was all nudes of other girls). If I remember correctly, GBS and e/n couldn't decide whether to just Already beaten, but it was Katoplastik. It was very bizzarre to me at first because, she had talked to me a few times over AIM and we just shot the poo poo, and she convinced me to message someone on OKC which got me a date. I had never even gathered any of that until that thread where all poo poo broke loose. It was very odd.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...90&userid=45456 P-P-P-POWERBOOK is another great internet detective story involving an apple product. I know actual pictures did exist for it at one time, but a comic of it could be hilarious. Or maybe someone hasn't read this awesome thread and will at least enjoy it.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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pixaal posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...90&userid=45456 What happened to Jeff? http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ says he was not heard from again and that makes me worried.
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Iron Crowned posted:This is awesome! I wish I had extra money to buy myself an avatar version of it. This reminded of another one, the Kswizzle saga that lead to the  http://forums.somethingawful.com/di...=3&topicid=1576 I think I read half the thread and still didn't quite understand what happened. Maybe if Alan Moore turned into a graphic novel or something
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