Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«7 »
  • Post
  • Reply
jmiz5
Jul 6, 2005

Proud drinker of Lou's Kool-Aid. Let's Go Devils!

My buddy Tim just had a baby. The responsibility of caring for a newborn has taken time away from his true passion: learning about new technology, computers, and programming languages.

Can anyone find a book that's suitable for Baby Ethan but stimulating enough for Poppa Tim? Here's what I've found so far ...





edit:

jmiz5 fucked around with this message at Aug 3, 2012 around 16:12

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

KrzysztofKomeda
Jan 5, 2009


AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

BLT Clobbers
Sep 2, 2011


Are nursery rhymes okay too?



Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

I'm uh, hacking into the mainframe!

As a computer science major / children's lit minor, this is already my favorite thread ever

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!


jmiz5 posted:

My buddy Tim just had a baby. The responsibility of caring for a newborn has taken time away from his true passion: learning about new technology, computers, and programming languages.

Can anyone find a book that's suitable for Baby Ethan but stimulating enough for Poppa Tim? Here's what I've found so far ...

Tim? Ethan? Who do you think you're kidding?

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Ez posted:

Tim? Ethan? Who do you think you're kidding?

Relax man, move past it and heal.

JACK_ATTACK
Jul 26, 2005


Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.


Oh, man, we're off to a great start.

AxeManiac
Nov 13, 2000

Always Drinking

Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko



Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.



Two other ideas:
The Story of Ping
[Bandwidth] Caps for Sale

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at Aug 3, 2012 around 19:09

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

"EEETAAALAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

jmiz5
Jul 6, 2005

Proud drinker of Lou's Kool-Aid. Let's Go Devils!

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

"EEETAAALAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

BLT Clobbers
Sep 2, 2011


moms pubis
Jul 9, 2011

by T. Mascis


BLT Clobbers posted:

Are nursery rhymes okay too?





Loving this.

Billy Everyteen
May 6, 2009


berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science.

The best part of this are the looks on the faces of the animals. The sheep looks stunned, the goose looks shocked and Wilbur looks sickened. The little girl just looks so nonchalant and slightly bemused...

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007



BLT Clobbers posted:

Are nursery rhymes okay too?





Holy hell, I had this record as a kid!
Just had an unexpected flashback.

KrzysztofKomeda
Jan 5, 2009


Roland Deschain
Mar 1, 2007
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.



e: I know the font doesn't match for "Stolen" but I liked using the Pirate font. Just seemed fitting to me.

KweezNArt
Jul 29, 2007


Dammit, stuck at work.

Someone should do "If You Give a Browser a Cookie".

DaVideo
Dec 29, 2011



Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop



Making this really showed me how terribly low effort the covers for those books are.

sol_survivor
Nov 24, 2004

Nothing to see here.

DaVideo
Dec 29, 2011



toby
Dec 4, 2002



Nicely done.

Harriet Tubgirl
Apr 4, 2007

~ P * R * I * D * E ~

hermand
Oct 3, 2004

V-Dubbin



Spectacular - this is the kind of thread that made me join SA.

The best I could do:



hermand fucked around with this message at Aug 3, 2012 around 21:58

Zotwoz
Apr 2, 2011



This is beautiful.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

We've all made this mistake

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

We've all made this mistake



I can't say this is the first time code has made me tear up.

Jake Blues
Jun 17, 2003

Cruisin' for burgers.


Wish I could be more clever after all the good submissions.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mniot
May 22, 2003
Not the one you know

AKA Pseudonym posted:

We've all made this mistake



"But every night, the boy's mother consumed all the available CPU cycles and warmed up the room."

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.


This is great, but I think my head just imploded.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007

Oh super wow! That looks like a tasty thing for me to eat with my excellent beak!


KrzysztofKomeda
Jan 5, 2009



Argh, I was just about to do the .CFG! Nice job though.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

This is one of the most concentrated collections of outstanding submissions I think I've ever seen.

I am also a huge nerd.

Squiggle fucked around with this message at Aug 4, 2012 around 00:41

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

invision
Mar 2, 2009
Here's a cool idea for your show:
TRY NOT BEING THE BIGGEST SHITHEAD ON EARTH YOU USELESS MORON



This is really really good.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«7 »