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not a faggoty name posted:Can we please vote on the best three and have a story competition? I feel like some of these could actually be semi-useful/incredibly entertaining story. As long as you only have to emulate the style of a children's story, and not the content. We can't leave out the epic search for realistic horse dildos.
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I am a paint failure. e: resized for easier skipping over. nippythefish fucked around with this message at Aug 6, 2012 around 21:36 |
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This book was amazing. You're amazing.
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nippythefish posted:I am a paint failure. This brings back memories of having to reset Protocol via prompt. I love this. Nevets posted:As long as you only have to emulate the style of a children's story, and not the content. We can't leave out the epic search for realistic horse dildos. Of course, we should get on this, I want a goatse children's book!
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not a faggoty name posted:This brings back memories of having to reset Protocol via prompt. I love this. Look at the screen! See what you've done? Billions of links- -And you chose that one!?
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oooh! I really was hoping someone would use the Misters but I couldn't imagine what would work. Good job!
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I feel like a "See code. See code run!" book would be cheating in how easy it would be to write.
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CzarStark posted:I feel like a "See code. See code run!" book would be cheating in how easy it would be to write. C:DOS C:DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN
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Saint Sputnik posted:C:DOS Bad command or file name.
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My vote goes to The Syntax so far  AntiThesis fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2012 around 08:09 |
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Straight from the Uncle RAMBUS stories!
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Illegibly Eligible posted:Bad command or file name. Somewhat related: 
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Sex Robot posted:I tried to make this worksafe by pixelating the gently caress out of it. If this is still objectionable I will link it instead. Go the gently caress to 10 is probably my favorite.
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Oh man. I was about to do Jeffty = Five, but I realized that A) the story really isn't a kids' tale, and B) it would have been really goddamn lazy.
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I've seen some young adult books, so I guess they're OK too? 
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Nice to see SICP making an appearance. Reference for those who don't get it: http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html (full HTML book), a classic.
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Goy to say, this is one of my favorite Photoshop threads in a long time. Excellent.
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I'll be damned if this thread will go on without Peanuts!
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I was planning on trying to use that in Harry Potter and the Lambda Expression or something along those lines, but this is better.
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This Post Sucks posted:Holy poo poo. Download this and rename it from .gif to .mp3. It's a playable MP3. I love you Everdraed. Holy poo poo how did you find this out and on top of that how did he do it?!
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Revitalized posted:Holy poo poo how did you find this out You can do the same thing with his avatar so I think people try it with the gifs he posts sometimes.
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I offer, without comment or alteration, the standard Operating Systems text used basically everywhere.
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Hsien-Ko posted:You can do the same thing with his avatar so I think people try it with the gifs he posts sometimes. What.
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it is posted:I offer, without comment or alteration, the standard Operating Systems text used basically everywhere. Wow, it's like a bad political cartoon. Our OS book was much cooler:  Foreword by Dennis Nedry and Ray Arnold!
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Revitalized posted:Holy poo poo how did you find this out Literally all it takes is wedging the two files together, with the GIF first and the MP3 second. MP3s expect header info at the start of a file and are thus accustomed to ignoring arbitrary chunks of data at the beginning, and GIFs likewise ignore data that's at the end. IIRC, you can combine ZIP and JPEG files similarly.
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Nevets posted:Wow, it's like a bad political cartoon.
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I feel terrible because I am obviously not goony enough to figure out a good edit for Le Petit Prince.
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Watch me efficiently store data!! This looks a lot worse ported out of photoshop. 
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strangemusic posted:I feel terrible because I am obviously not goony enough to figure out a good edit for Le Petit Prince. "The Little Prints," and have a tiny fax machine.
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not a faggoty name posted:Watch me efficiently store data!! I was working on this one under the title "The Rain Blowfish" 
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Captain Capacitor posted:I was working on this one under the title "The Rain Blowfish" I was gonna do "The Rainbow Tables"
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Nevets posted:I've seen some young adult books, so I guess they're OK too? pgrep god is a more modern and efficient statement. Just FYI.
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Perfect, laughed out loud at the text on top.
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This one is bound to be interesting.  
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BillyandCloneasaur posted:A DVD (not a book): hahahahahaha As someone who works with the senior population, this is beautiful.
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Some real-life field wisdom for children: 
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