BBM Super-League XXIX: The World Ends With Yu Darvish

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Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
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O O U

# ? Dec 6, 2023 18:46

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:20

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Over, over, under.

# ? Dec 6, 2023 22:53

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

STANDINGS

PICK EM RESULTS:
O/U: Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) RBIs this week: 3.5 OVER
O/U: Dan Brouthers (Portland Panderers) Hits this week: 6.5 UNDER
O/U: JR Richard (Jupiter Jazz) Runs Allowed this week in 2 starts: 6.5 UNDER

# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:15

The Goog: Aug 6, 2007; It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

* Carlos Zambrano, Kerry Wood, Tom Glavine to AAA
* Jon Lester, Josh Beckett, Mike Timlin to MLB

New lineups!

vs RHP

1. Garciaparra SS
2. Cabrera 3B
3. Ortiz 1B
4. Ramirez DH
5. Alou LF
6. Nixon RF
7. Pedroia 2B
8. Lopez C
9. Finley CF

vs LHP

1. Garciaparra SS
2. Cabrera 1B
3. Willingham LF
4. Ramirez DH
5. Ross CF
6. Varitek C
7. Alou RF
8. Robinson 3B
9. Roberts 2B

Please remove all personal catcher assignments.

New pitching staff!

SP1 Johan Santana
SP2 Curt Schilling
SP3 Pedro Martinez
SP4 Jon Lester
SP5 Josh Beckett

CL Jonathan Papelbon
SR BJ Ryan
SR Daniel Bard
MR Alan Embree
MR Mike Timlin
LR Erik Bedard

Thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2023 20:31

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Troy Tulowitzki replaces George Kell as DH

# ? Dec 7, 2023 20:52

Smasher Dynamo: Oct 16, 2008; ~~Eternal~~ Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."

SLFC 57: Weedman vs. St. DuBois

: Why was I born to suffer and die?

: I...don't know?

: Get us through the prelims. In the meantime, I will ponder why everyone refuses to actually spend their fighter points. It's probably because they hate me.

PRELIM Welterweight Bout: Hungry Joe [HK] (3-7) vs. Walter Siegmeister [NHC] (1-3)

: In this fight, I fell asleep. But I had a good dream!

: Also, Walter Siegmeister fell asleep! I don't know if he had good dreams, though.

Official Decision: Walter Siegmeister def. Hungry Joe by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 30-27)

PRELIM Lightweight Bout: JR Leap [UNDEF] (4-5, 1 NC) vs. Jimmy Hayato [BUN] (1-2)

: In this fight, there was a flying heel hook!

Official Decision: Jimmy Hayato def. JR Leap by Submission (heel hook) (1:01, Round 2)

PRELIM Light Heavyweight Bout: JB Pico [MSNT] (0-0) vs. Igor the Brutalizer [D-KEN] (0-0, 1 NC)

: I don't know if this fight happened.

: It's not clear one way or the other.

Official Decision: JB Pico def. Igor the Brutalizer by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Bobby Roode [CAN] (1-10) vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] (4-6)

: I think you said that if Bobby Roode won another fight that I should destroy any records.

: Correct.

: So I did that.

Official Decision: Bobby Roode def. Johnny Devine by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28)

Light Heavyweight Bout: T.J. Garrett [FGC] (2-1) vs. Jon Moxley [RBRCC] (7-5)

Round 1

: Time for the main card.

: Yay!

: And Garrett's leg is reduced to crab meat. Great.

Round 2

: Okay, Round two-

: Enough, Mox, please, show a little mercy.

: I don't know how much of Garrett is left.

Official Decision: Jon Moxley def. T.J. Garrett by TKO (Strikes) (4:08, Round 2)

Middleweight Bout: Reviewbrah Jones [HK] (2-2) vs. Stan [D-KEN] (1-8)

Round 1

: I, hold on, I didn't book this fight to recap anything, I did it to give Reviewbrah Jones a win.

: That seems mean to Stan.

: Stan is nothing more than a vehicle for delivering wins to fighters with actual promise! That's how MMA has always worked, that's how boxing has always worked. There is a reason that 'Stan' rhymes with 'can'.

: There, done.

Official Decision: Reviewbrah Jones def. Stan by TKO (Strikes) (2:54, Round 3)

Welterweight Bout: Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] (5-5) vs. Shiro Kazami [TAC] (5-5)

Round 1

: Please let this fight end quickly.

: Okay, that's promising.

: I loving hate everything. DO YOUR loving JOB, CUMMINGS! THIS ISN'T loving HARD!

: Good, see, that's-

: Unbelievable. Time expires. I, sadly, don't get to expire just yet.

Round 2

: Round two-

: Smasher, I think Kazami just might surprise you.

: That right?

: I feel so tired.

Official Decision: Homer Stille Cummings def. Shiro Kazami by Submission (RNC) (3:43, Round 2)

Heavyweight Bout: Sagat [FGC] (9-4) vs. Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] (8-4)

Round 1

: Oh, I should not have booked this fight. If I know anything about Drakkhen-

: Biffs a takedown.

: Biffs a second takedown.

: Biffs a third takedown.

: Biffs a fourth takedown. He'd try for a fifth, but time runs out.

Round 2

: Okay, now that Drakkhen has learned that takedowns will not work, what will he do?

: Be bad at striking. Great.

: To be fair, there have been times when Sagat has gotten tired and been knocked out. Drakkhen could be playing the long game.

Round 3

: Let's see what Drakkhen's long game looks like!

: Right.

Official Decision: Sagat def. Drakkhen Kennedy by KO (Punch) (0:24, Round 3)

Featherweight Championship Bout: Aanria [D-KEN] (1-0) vs. Hiroshi Tsukaba [TAC] (1-0)

: The following contest is for the undisputed featherweight championship! Introducing first, in the blue corner, and representing Tachibana Racing, Hiroshi Tsukaba! And his opponent, from the wilds, Aanria!

Round 1

: Neither fighter is much of a grappler-

: Hard shot from Aanria. Tsukaba is going to look to counter-

: That is not what Tsukaba was looking for, though.

: In a five-round fight, it's not unusual for both fighters to take some time to feel each other out.

Striking.

Round 2

: Round two now and-

: Blood? Blood.

: Tsukaba can't afford to take more of that-

: Tsukaba will somehow survive the round, despite losing 30% of his blood and 55% of his brains.

Round 3

: Round three. Tsukaba does not look good.

: And Aanria just blew out his knee. And now it looks like she's ready to end this.

: You start to worry about the long-term damage that Tsukaba is dealing with.

: Oh no!

: Well, that was decisive.

Official Decision: Aanria def. Hiroshi Tsukaba by KO (Knee) (4:03, Round 3)
Your winner and NEW Featherweight Champion: Aanria!

Light Heavyweight Championship Bout: Avery Weedman [MSNT] (12-1) vs. Nicolas St. DuBois [BUN] (2-1)

: The following contest, schedule for five rounds, is for the light heavyweight championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from Montreal, Quebec, Nicolas St. DuBois! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending, light heavyweight champion of the world, Avery Weedman!

Round 1

: Now, as per tradition, St. DuBois will get somewhere between four and six minutes at the start of the fight before Weedman summarily executes him. Let's see if he can use that time well.

: Now he's down to about three minutes.

: A jab? St. DuBois is running out of time.

: He's still got two minutes! He can still pull this off!

: Oh no! DuBois, you have to hurry!

: And that's alarm, and that means that St. DuBois has officially run out of time and must now immediately be slain.

: I don't think that's a real rule, Smasher!

: Oh. Maybe it is.

Official Decision: Avery Weedman def. Nicolas St. DuBois by KO (Punch) (4:59, Round 1)
Your winner and STILL the FIFTH Light Heavyweight Champion: Avery Weedman!

Fighter Points
NHC: 10 points
Cooking School: 3 points
Buntsville: 5 points
Undefeateds: 1 point
MSNT: 10 points
Dead Kennedys: 8 points
Team Canada: 3 points
RBRCC: 2 points
FGC: 3 points
Tachibana: 4 points

Upgrade Post

MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION!

Upcoming Cards

SLFC 58: Drago vs. Gat
FS Drago [MSNT] vs. Gat [D-KEN]
For the Heavyweight Championship
Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] vs. Tyson Dux [CAN]
Light Heavyweight Bout
Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] vs. Jim Crud Jr. [BUN]
Welterweight Bout
Adrian Neville [BUN] vs. Mary Ryan [FGC]
Middleweight Bout
Michael Bolton [ROCK] vs. STORG [D-KEN]
Heavyweight Bout
Keith Lee [HK] vs. Zabel Zarock [FGC]
Featherweight Bout
PRELIMS
Axl Rose [ROCK] vs. Petey Williams [CAN]
Middleweight Bout
Dankwart Rustow [NHC] vs. e.e. Cummings [NHC]
Light Heavyweight Bout
Jaxon Penn [BUN] vs. Shigeru Jo [TAC]
Light Heavyweight Bout

SLFC 59: O'Rae vs. Serra
Terry O'Rae [FITCH] vs. Leonardo Serra [MSNT]
For the Welterweight Championship
Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] vs. Vince Neil [ROCK]
Light Heavyweight Bout
Sebastian Bach [ROCK] vs. Joji Yuki [TAC]
Lightweight Bout
Kazuya Oki [TAC] vs. Keith Lee [HK]
Super Heavyweight Bout
Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC]
Middleweight Bout
George Steiner [RCH] vs. Hayato Ichimonji [TAC]
Welterweight Bout
PRELIMS
Eric Young [CAN] vs. Chef Sal [HK]
Heavyweight Bout
Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] vs. Ezekiel Jackson [RBRCC]

# ? Dec 8, 2023 00:57

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

SMASHER

I am using 10 points for Team GENERAL PHYSICAL TRAINING

my reaming 6 points will go to 1 point each in RECOVERY to

Gorman Thomas, Dat Sum Nut, Paul Wight, St. Dubois, Jaxon Penn, and Orloff

i believe that is all the points i have

# ? Dec 8, 2023 01:14

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

PICK THEM: WEEK FIVE

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics): Games this week with a hit (6 games on the schedule): 2.5 O/U
Ross Barnes (The Fightin' Pucks): XBH this week: 2.5 O/U
Rod Beck (Diamond Joe Bidens): Saves this week: 1.5 O/U

# ? Dec 8, 2023 02:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Under
Over
Over

# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:07

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Holy poo poo Aanria.

Under
Over
Under

# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:23

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

Over
Under
Over

# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:53

Robert Deadford: Mar 1, 2008; Ultra Carp

over! under! under!

# ? Dec 8, 2023 11:55

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

Under
Under
Under

# ? Dec 8, 2023 13:36

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

All under, I'm feeling pessimistic.

# ? Dec 8, 2023 15:59

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
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Under Under Over

# ? Dec 8, 2023 17:16

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

FairGame posted:

PICK THEM: WEEK FIVE

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics): Games this week with a hit (6 games on the schedule): 2.5 O/U
Ross Barnes (The Fightin' Pucks): XBH this week: 2.5 O/U
Rod Beck (Diamond Joe Bidens): Saves this week: 1.5 O/U

Over
Under
Under

# ? Dec 8, 2023 18:59

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

FairGame posted:

PICK THEM: WEEK FIVE

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics): Games this week with a hit (6 games on the schedule): 2.5 O/U
Ross Barnes (The Fightin' Pucks): XBH this week: 2.5 O/U
Rod Beck (Diamond Joe Bidens): Saves this week: 1.5 O/U

Over
Over
Over

# ? Dec 8, 2023 19:11

Craig K: Nov 10, 2016; puck

under on all

# ? Dec 8, 2023 19:14

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Over, over and over, the familiar refrain.

# ? Dec 8, 2023 20:01

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

FairGame posted:

I am in an all-day Zoom meeting. 80% of the people are in person. This sucks, holy poo poo. Anyway here is some baseball.

STANDINGS

PICK 'EM RESULT: Under/Under/Under

FairGame fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 8, 2023

# ? Dec 8, 2023 20:29

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Swap Donaldson and Tulowitzki in the lineup.

# ? Dec 8, 2023 20:31

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
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Heyyy there we go! Big Papi's showing signs of life!

Price however I have seen enough of. Send down David Price, call up Steve Carlton.

# ? Dec 8, 2023 21:01

The Goog: Aug 6, 2007; It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

I think I screwed up my last roster changes, and forgot to list Foulke. Sorry! Please set the bullpen as follows:

CL Papelbon
SU Foulke
SR Bard
SR Ryan
MR Timlin
MR Embree
LR Bedard

Thanks, FairGame! I'm on an all-day Zoom call with nothing to do, too. It sucks!

# ? Dec 9, 2023 23:35

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

PICK THEM: WEEK SIX

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) O/U BB: 1.5
Yasiel Puig (Chkalov Airwing) O/U HR: 1.5
Mariano Rivera (New Donk Yankers, the one serving in the closer role) O/U SV: 1.5

# ? Dec 10, 2023 19:10

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
?

Under, Over, Over

# ? Dec 10, 2023 19:17

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Under x3

# ? Dec 10, 2023 19:20

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

Over thrice!

# ? Dec 10, 2023 20:08

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

Under
Over
Under

# ? Dec 10, 2023 20:14

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

FairGame posted:

PICK THEM: WEEK SIX

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) O/U BB: 1.5
Yasiel Puig (Chkalov Airwing) O/U HR: 1.5
Mariano Rivera (New Donk Yankers, the one serving in the closer role) O/U SV: 1.5

Over
Under
Over

# ? Dec 10, 2023 21:01

Robert Deadford: Mar 1, 2008; Ultra Carp

over! over! over!

# ? Dec 10, 2023 21:54

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

Over
Under
Under

# ? Dec 10, 2023 22:11

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Yaya posted:

Over
Under
Under

This

# ? Dec 11, 2023 00:42

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

Under Under Over

# ? Dec 11, 2023 02:55

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Over
Under
Over

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:50

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Over and over and over again

# ? Dec 11, 2023 06:51

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Under over under

# ? Dec 11, 2023 17:50

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

NU-LEAGUE III: WEEK SIX

STANDINGS

PICK EM RESULTS

Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) O/U BB: 1.5 UNDER
Yasiel Puig (Chkalov Airwing) O/U HR: 1.5 OVER
Mariano Rivera (New Donk Yankers, the one serving in the closer role) O/U SV: 1.5 UNDER

FairGame fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 11, 2023

# ? Dec 11, 2023 19:12

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I said to swap Donaldson and Tulowitzki in the lineup!!!!!

# ? Dec 11, 2023 19:26

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

COOKING SCHOOL FIGHT CLUB

12 Points

FOR MY FEATHERWEIGHT TIK TOK FOOD REVIEWER KEITH LEE:

+3 Reflexes (should bring him to 6 total)
+2 Hand Speed

7 Points leftover

# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:03

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:20

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

I'd rather y'all hear it from me since I peaced outta the discord. I quit this evening. Feel free to add me as a friend on discord; I'd very much like that!

But season is over and I'm not going to share the save or clone db.

I declare Jarred Kelenic the winner of NL3. Not the unjarred kelenics. Just the man himself.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:59

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