Bomb Explosion Rips Obama's Car. Breaking.. - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Bomb Explosion Rips Obama's Car. Breaking..

Grasslands: Aug 7, 2012; by Choochacacko

Today I had a good dream that there is a bomb explosion and Obama's car is blown into pieces. I had slept during day time and usually I do not sleep during day.

2 days back, I had seen a picture of Obama's heavily armoured limousine. Obama is always in a padded cell.

I just want this dream to come true because Obama supporters are banning me from forums and I have less work.

I think 97% traders suffered loss or big loss in commodity trading in 2012 and now the trading seems to have come to a standstill.

Stock markets are all ponzi and gambling now. I don't think there is any real money in stock trading.

Empty mind is devil's workshop. As you shall sow, so shall you reap.

I am world famous for predictions and warnings.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 20, 2013 18:52

The Bible: May 8, 2010

I miss Caro.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Expecting Goatse, got a bucket full of crazy.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:32

XTimmy: Nov 28, 2007; I am Jacks self hatred

I had a dream once, I left the park brake off my parents car while I was in it and it rolled down the hill I grew up on.

EDIT: Anyone willing to click that link? I'm sure as hell not but I'm mighty curious.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:32

Dodecahedron: Nov 29, 2004; Polycahedric Perfection

What's... going on here?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:32

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

I'd expect a knock on your door from the Secret Service soon.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; You remind me today of a small Mexican chihuahua

It's the little angel smilies that really make it.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

Fimbulvinter: Nov 6, 2008; by elpintogrande

Dodecahedron posted:

What's... going on here?

Some lovely gimmick that may or may not be a mod.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

Dr.Cthulhu: Jan 19, 2005; Earache! Earache!
Cthulhu Fatigue!

Is that you Bigpeeler?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Hello Werebearback. Do you also have any tips on making money online or any opinions on "strong men and women making the world work"?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

tastethehappy: Sep 11, 2008; What part of highly classified do you not understand?

Grasslands posted:

Any good guns forum??

Woop! Woop! That's the sound of da ~~police~~ secret service

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:33

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

This sucks. You suck.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:34

Sega Saturn: Jan 13, 2009

Only Strongest Man Should be President or Prime Minister

dangerousmother posted:

Strongest Man Should be President or Prime Minister

In the animal world, only the strongest animal rules.

But in human society, weak people such as Obama try to rule the world. Obama is physically very weak but at present he is the world's most powerful man (not true).

I believe only a person who can defend himself in an unarmed fight or unarmed combat should be the President. Saddam Hussein had challenged George Bush to a wrestling match. Today there would have been no Iraq war.

So only the strongest man who can dominate other people should be the President of USA.

The biggest problem is that when physically weak people such as Obama become president, they try to dominate strong men and women by using the word "president".

Look at Gadaffi. When there was no bodyguards for Gadaffi so some 1,000 rebels insulted and killed Gaddafi. When Gadaffi had 50,000 bodyguards nobody would touch him.

The same applies to all the presidents and prime ministers today.

The fact is weak presidents try to dominate with help of muscle power of their supporters and bodyguards.

So why should strong people not be the president instead? Same as ancient Kings who were strong and powerful and they would fight in Wars and battles.

Military/Army, police, and security people are physically strong. But they blindly obey orders from physically weak & old presidents. They are no better than slaves.

USA army is sick, tired and exhausted on Afghanistan war. They should withdraw without Obama's orders otherwise many more soldiers will be killed.

Physically weak people have mental illness. They try to dominate strong people by position and shouting. This is not good and has to be changed immediately.

I read somewhere that Obama shouts at people in the white house.

"Little Bitch" is Obama's code name at Secret Service.

I do not undertand why USA army and police allow a weak man to dominate them and destroy the world society and world economy.

Weak people live rich and luxury life. Whereas strong people live average life and cannot buy big house and expensive food.

I always say president and prime minister should establish a base in war-zone (Afghanistan) and not hide in luxury buildings 20,000 miles away.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:34

Mithra6: Jan 24, 2006; Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.

I had a dream where I met Robert Fripp in a restaurant and we had an interesting conversation. It never came true.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:34

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number.

How much has dangerous mother blown on accounts so far? Do enough curious goons click the link to make it worth 10 bucks?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:34

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 9, 2007; Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Kyoon thread?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:34

DarkSol: May 18, 2006; Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Expected a Kyoon thread. Disappointed.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:35

Hell Diver: Feb 2, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; Every thousand generations, a perfect child is born, a Goulden Child. He has come to rescue us.

Dodecahedron posted:

What's... going on here?

Anarchy! Madness! Confusion!

That's what's going on here!

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:35

Omnicarus: Jan 16, 2006

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:35

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

I had a dream that I was driving onto the Ballard bridge but because of construction they diverted us onto the sidewalk and I was like "but my car won't fit it's a sidewalk!" and the construction guys were like "just do it man" and my car fit on the sidewalk just fine and I was like

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:35

TacMan: Aug 8, 2002; Vert used Hyperbeam,
It's super effective!

El Mole

why do these threads keep happening? is something going on that I'm not aware of?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:36

Mithra6: Jan 24, 2006; Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.

TacMan posted:

why do these threads keep happening? is something going on that I'm not aware of?

They happen because someone dreamed it would happen.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:38

Gallow: Apr 9, 2002; Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough.

Have fun in jail, shithead.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:39

Dodecalypse: Jun 21, 2012; SKA SUCKS

I am actually Barack Obama and you have foiled my plans to undermine the white race and take all of your money.

Time to implement Shari'Ah Law and send you to a health care death camp. Thanks for the incentive, OP.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:39

Iacen: Mar 19, 2009; Si vis pacem, para bellum

A couple of months ago, I dreamt that Notch, the guy who created Minecraft, wanted to branch out into tacky bathroom art. Like mahogany clocks and bath mats with the Mona Lisa printed on them.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:39

Grasslands: Aug 7, 2012; by Choochacacko

ArbitraryC posted:

How much has dangerous mother blown on accounts so far? Do enough curious goons click the link to make it worth 10 bucks?

Now my website is worth atleast $20,000 and expenses is just $1,000 after 6 months of launch.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:39

WhaleFarmerJohn: Jul 13, 2003

KYOOOOOOOOOOON

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:40

Sega Saturn: Jan 13, 2009

Iacen posted:

A couple of months ago, I dreamt that Notch, the guy who created Minecraft, wanted to branch out into tacky bathroom art. Like mahogany clocks and bath mats with the Mona Lisa printed on them.

Were they pixelized?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:41

tunah: May 6, 2004

Grasslands posted:

Now my website is worth atleast $20,000 and expenses is just $1,000 after 6 months of launch.

Ok, now cash in!

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:41

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; robot whores
come before
a cure for
cancer

TacMan posted:

why do these threads keep happening? is something going on that I'm not aware of?

It would seem that spammers have decided that it is in fact worth $10 to advertise to us. Perhaps Phase II will begin soon. (phase II is lowtax eats more takeout)

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:41

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Sega Saturn posted:

Only Strongest Man Should be President or Prime Minister

So instead of doing the billion dollar campaigns just have them all do a plane pull strength contest?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:41

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002; AFC NORTH PITY FUCK

Grasslands, you are loving insane.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:42

Logikv9: Mar 4, 2009; Anyone using alphabet soup should be shot!

I find it all but impossible to sleep during the day, how do people do it?

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:42

Iacen: Mar 19, 2009; Si vis pacem, para bellum

Sega Saturn posted:

Were they pixelized?

They actually weren't. When I asked him why he did this, he just looked at me in a funny way, like the most obvious thing to do when you've made internet millions on a block game is to make stuff for bathrooms.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:42

dog days are over: Feb 11, 2008; Under da sea
Under da sea
Gankin' is betta
Down where it's wetta
Take it from me~

Mr Obama I think this guy is making a threat at you. FBI??? MODS???

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:43

doritos: Dec 6, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

I just want you all to know that I'm having a one man rave in my bedroom and that isn't pathetic AT ALL LEAVE ME ALONE GUYS!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:43

doritos: Dec 6, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

sega saturn is a hella fuckin boss name

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:44

Sosiz: Nov 8, 2009; Just nuke it.

I was expecting a goatse, I miss him

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:45

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 20, 2013 18:52

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Is the OP enough to have the Secret Service subpoena Lowtax again? It's about time GBS had it's day in RFA.

# ? Aug 7, 2012 14:45

«‹›2 »

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Bomb Explosion Rips Obama's Car. Breaking..