Lance Armstrong. Usain Bolt, "Hussein Obama II" accused and stripped

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Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

Kyoon, do you know Werebear?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 01:26

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# ? May 21, 2013 12:24

Captain Tolerable: Sep 29, 2010; In 1999, I took part in a political rally, and got teargassed by the cops.

When is the illuminati and banking cabal going to tag team and kill us all kyoon?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 01:48

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

Kyoon, will Georgia Tech win the ACC?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 01:49

Captain Tolerable: Sep 29, 2010; In 1999, I took part in a political rally, and got teargassed by the cops.

Will Jay-Z use his illuminati connections to win every single NBA title past and present Kyoon?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 01:52

Badfinger: Dec 16, 2004; Timeouts?!

We'll take care of that.

I did not know Lance Armstrong's middle name was Hussein.

toffile posted:

What happened to shifty eyes Ken Griffy Jr?

I believe you are looking for Kyoon Griffey Jr, a different person altogether.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 01:58

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

nasboat posted:

is that cat posed next to some chronic?

because it would totally make sense and be p. cool

also hi kyoon

Kitty chronic

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:21

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SHORT TIMING ROUTES CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR A RUNNING GAME

IDIOT.

You jerks, you scared Kyoon off! <

>

Kyoon-y poo~ will you tell me how Hillary Clinton factors into this?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:24

Korby Pockett: Jun 12, 2007; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Barack Usain Obama, it all makes sense now.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:38

legendaryRev: May 1, 2008

Yaaaay Kyoon! What's up with all the nut punching in b-ball? Is this a threat from the new world order and eugenics? And what about players "allegedly" throwing matches? Are they setting up some hierarchy as a structure for global dominance? Please come back Kyoon!

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:41

Gendo: Feb 25, 2001; His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

Kyoon is an illuminati false flag. Note how he runs off when questioned.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:43

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

Why did Dave Chappelle go to Africa?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:46

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Gendo posted:

Kyoon is an illuminati false flag. Note how he runs off when questioned.

Sikh shooting was a false flag act.

Gotta get the citizens to push for the gun control.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 02:52

NarbYehoot: Mar 20, 2007; Listen, and understand. That Pacioretty is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the red light goes on.

kyoon, was the stanley cup an inside job? Is Marc Bergevin a reptile?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 03:03

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

Gendo posted:

Kyoon is an illuminati false flag. Note how he runs off when questioned.

Orrrr maybe he was assassinated for knowing too much

I hope you are still alive Kyoon

# ? Aug 9, 2012 03:33

Doc Science: Jan 7, 2010

Kyoon, please tell us more about those sweet sweet medals, all of them, in detail.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 03:38

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth: Apr 23, 2004; "He's a great baker. He's Betty Crocker. He makes the best peanut butter cookies ever."

Can we get some vintage TobleroneTriangular in this? That'd be some Godzilla and Rodan poo poo.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 05:17

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; ~~**I'M OLD AS FUCK**~~

Kyoon are any of these athletes augmented? I hear the Illuminati might have something to do with that.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 05:28

E Depois do Adeus: Jun 3, 2012

A guy on the subway mentioned something about Illuminati involvement in the Penn State scandal and how Joe Paterno is really a Reptilian. Kyoon, is this true? I'm worried.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 05:31

Guesticles: Dec 21, 2009; I AM CURRENTLY JACKING OFF TO PICTURES OF MUTILATED FEMALE CORPSES, IT'S ALL VERY DEEP AND SOPHISTICATED BUT IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING HIGHBROW FOR YOU NON-MISOGYNISTS TO UNDERSTAND

P.S. STILL COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT

I think we need a Kyoon v. Werebear debate. Its the only way the true illuminati pawn will be ferreted out. (That is, Kyoon and Werebear debate each other).

# ? Aug 9, 2012 05:38

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; THE TIGER IN SPACE

Guesticles posted:

I think we need a Kyoon v. Werebear debate. Its the only way the true illuminati pawn will be ferreted out. (That is, Kyoon and Werebear debate each other).

Only the strongest goon should be GBS mod for life.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 06:36

Gnome Enthusiast: Jan 7, 2007; The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.

So the microchip was hidden in one of Armstrong's nads? Tell me more Kyoon.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 06:45

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005; I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT

Kyoon I would like to know why the Illuminati is never in the medal standings. Or even in contention for that matter. Seems a bit fishy.

Also, do you think this Hussein Bolt character will bring the reptile nation Olympic glory?

# ? Aug 9, 2012 06:52

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

God Bless Kyoon.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 08:11

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Inside Outside posted:

I like that guy with no legs. He's not a pawn of the Illuminati, right?

Well, he can only move one space at a time so he obviously can't be the knight, rook, bishop or queen.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 09:08

troofs: Feb 28, 2011; The better Manning.

Kyoon_ posted:

(2) http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com/

This is my new home-page. Thanks Kyoon!

# ? Aug 9, 2012 09:31

The Mattybee: Sep 14, 2007; despair.

Kyoon what if the Illuminati is behind Something Awful

what if they have your credit card information now

# ? Aug 9, 2012 10:31

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Can't post for 19 days!

I've been having a pretty bad couple of days, but a new Kyoon thread makes it all better.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 15:30

BackInTheUSSR: Jun 22, 2004; 1.5 HR/9
ACE

in Step By Step season 2 episode 3 Brandon Call's character "J.T." mentions an upcoming talent show that he's been training for but the competition is never again mentioned in the following 5 seasons, do you have any explanation for why this plot point was abandoned, thanks in advance

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:13

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

BackInTheUSSR posted:

in Step By Step season 2 episode 3 Brandon Call's character "J.T." mentions an upcoming talent show that he's been training for but the competition is never again mentioned in the following 5 seasons, do you have any explanation for why this plot point was abandoned, thanks in advance

What happened to the little girl in Family Matters that went upstairs.. and NEVER CAME DOWN???

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:23

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!

Kyoon, will the Philadelphia Flyers ever win the Stanley Cup again? I need to know because its getting pretty loving annoying to see them lose in the 2nd round every year.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:32

GAY KARATE MAN: Jun 24, 2011

Ive gotta learn to start reading the name that starts the thread before reading the op.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:44

Moonshine Rhyme: Mar 26, 2010

It's an Illuminati trick, the real Usain Bolt was switched out for a newer replicant version with bionic ACLs. He thinks hes real, but really he is a plant by the CIA intent on bringing the Jewish run Olympics down. Can't be too careful these days.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:55

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

Kyoon cat is the best cat

# ? Aug 9, 2012 16:58

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Infidel Castro posted:

Kyoon, will the Philadelphia Flyers ever win the Stanley Cup again? I need to know because its getting pretty loving annoying to see them lose in the 2nd round every year.

I'll answer in place of him

no

# ? Aug 9, 2012 17:53

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!

shyguy posted:

I'll answer in place of him

no

But do you have an inside track on the Illumnati's plans like Kyoon? I don't think so.

_{You're right...}

# ? Aug 9, 2012 18:09

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; ~~**I'M OLD AS FUCK**~~

Kyoon we've gotten solid evidence that Chief Knok-a-Homa was an Illuminati plant and that's why he's not the Braves mascot anymore. Now, my sources tell me he's involved in a cabal with the old Harry Dawg to bring down the state of Georgia and usher in Illuminati control of our peaches.

I need you to confirm, my strike team's about to move in.

# ? Aug 9, 2012 18:32

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# ? May 21, 2013 12:24

rscott: Dec 10, 2009; If only faces could talk...

TEBOW 3 16 posted:

Kyoon we've gotten solid evidence that Chief Knok-a-Homa was an Illuminati plant and that's why he's not the Braves mascot anymore. Now, my sources tell me he's involved in a cabal with the old Harry Dawg to bring down the state of Georgia and usher in Illuminati control of our peaches.

I need you to confirm, my strike team's about to move in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV14jq2n-jg#t=134s I've used my illuminati connections to secure video of this event happening

# ? Aug 9, 2012 18:41

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