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Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007; I may be wrong but I'm never in doubt.

Today I came across this blog about horrifying pictures of synchronized swimmers and thought to myself: "This would make a great thread"

And so, this:

Became this:

And This:

Spawned this sucker:

Bring it on goons, let's see what these swimmers are really up to.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 05:01

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OfF KiLTeR: Apr 16, 2007; The scabs sure are attractive!

Chernabog posted:

Spawned this sucker:

Well. So much for watching the Olympics results before bed.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 05:12

Revitalized: Sep 13, 2007; A free custom title is a free custom title

Chernabog posted:

And This:

Spawned this sucker:

Bring it on goons, let's see what these swimmers are really up to.

Holy.

poo poo.

I did not expect that while scrolling down. Eagerly looking forward to more.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 08:11

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007; I may be wrong but I'm never in doubt.

Revitalized posted:

Holy.

poo poo.

I did not expect that while scrolling down. Eagerly looking forward to more.

I thought the picture was too perfect to not do this.

Swim! Swim For your life!

# ? Aug 10, 2012 09:09

ursa_minor: Oct 17, 2006; I'm hella in tents.

Goddamnit girls all you have to do is walk through it.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 09:10

cat doter: Jul 27, 2006; Teenage Mutant Ninja Cripple

Chernabog posted:

SILENT HIIIIILLLLLL

# ? Aug 10, 2012 09:12

Nenuphar: Aug 19, 2011; Tikitok tikitok

Do or do not, there is no try.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 11:47

Warpigeon: Aug 8, 2002; The pigeon says, Moo.

Watching porn with a buddy is always an adventure.

Breaching revelation of infidelity.

Warpigeon fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2012 around 13:17

# ? Aug 10, 2012 13:13

Miguel Angel Face: Apr 1, 2012; True hero of the master race.
Bow before my wisdom.

I had never realised just how closely synchronised swimmers resemble drag queens.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 14:24

djwetmouse: Nov 7, 2011

It was gonna happen sooner or later.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 15:05

teamgod: Jun 4, 2007; In Sorte Diaboli

Warpigeon posted:

Breaching revelation of infidelity.

LOL what in the gently caress. Things are off to a terrifying start.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 15:21

Toriori: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

It's 11:34 in the morning and I'm already sure I won't be sleeping tonight.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 15:34

Very Strange Things: May 21, 2008

Imagine, if you will, a mash-up of Wagner and Rimsky-Korsakov,

# ? Aug 10, 2012 16:26

zenintrude: Apr 7, 2008; I'm gonna throw a Ritzy party!

Nenuphar posted:

Do or do not, there is no try.

It's the Star Wars/Human Centipede mash-up I never knew I wanted until this very moment.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 16:32

HCO Plumer GCB GCM: Apr 29, 2010; "Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

# ? Aug 10, 2012 17:33

Haji: Nov 15, 2005; Haj Paj

Very Strange Things posted:

Imagine, if you will, a mash-up of Wagner and Rimsky-Korsakov,

Wow! That's really awesome! Can I use your pic as my avatar?

# ? Aug 10, 2012 17:41

ff7cid: Jun 27, 2008; Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

I nominate this for scariest thread of the year.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 17:43

Very Strange Things: May 21, 2008

Haji posted:

Wow! That's really awesome! Can I use your pic as my avatar?

Thanks so much. Of course you can, but if I have any free time later I was thinking of adding in some boots and stirrups. I probably won't get around to it though...

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:05

CrazyScot: Jun 23, 2010

A very scary thread, I await the Everdraed post with baited breath.

Top marks so far to everyone.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:12

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; Divine Conduit
of God's Message

Chernabog posted:

Spawned this sucker:

It is the angriest a person can be, to do this.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:23

Big L: Oct 30, 2005; Fedora Emelianenko

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:41

ursa_minor: Oct 17, 2006; I'm hella in tents.

Big L posted:

Hahaha, goddamnit.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:47

Haji: Nov 15, 2005; Haj Paj

Very Strange Things posted:

Thanks so much. Of course you can, but if I have any free time later I was thinking of adding in some boots and stirrups. I probably won't get around to it though...

I may just have to wait for the boots and stirrups!
This whole thread rocks. Too bad I suck at photoshop.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 18:53

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

Chernabog posted:

I don't think anything's really gonna top this.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 19:04

Lord Krangdar: Oct 23, 2007; These are the secrets of death we teach.

"The whole town is so proud of them going for gold," said religious leader Dahlia Gillespie.

"This is the biggest thing to happen to Silent Hill since the fire of 1974."

Lord Krangdar fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2012 around 19:42

# ? Aug 10, 2012 19:35

Very Strange Things: May 21, 2008

Very Strange Things fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2012 around 20:06

# ? Aug 10, 2012 19:46

nollek: Jun 13, 2007; We speak for Earth

Chernabog posted:

Lord Krangdar posted:

Jesus Christ, those are horrifying. I just know Everdraed is already at work spawning a terrifying abomination for this thread.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 19:49

Lord Krangdar: Oct 23, 2007; These are the secrets of death we teach.

Very Strange Things posted:

I love the expression on her shoulder face, it looks so cheerful to be there.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 20:10

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

Jesus christ this thread is horrifying.

Also a golden 5. Keep up the amazing photoshop threads, people with art skills!

# ? Aug 10, 2012 20:27

jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Chernabog posted:

Jesus god thats one way to fail a doping test...

# ? Aug 10, 2012 20:37

Tip: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

This may not be scary in comparison to the rest of the thread but your grandma peed her pants when she saw it at the drive-in.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:01

ursa_minor: Oct 17, 2006; I'm hella in tents.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:36

Anthrovore: Oct 12, 2009; EAT ROTTEN FRUIT FROM A SHITTY TREE

Tip posted:

This may not be scary in comparison to the rest of the thread but your grandma peed her pants when she saw it at the drive-in.

Many miles away, something crawls to the surface, of a dark Scottish loch.
Many miles away.

Seriously awesome efforts so far, threads like these make me really regret my lack of photoshop skills.

# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:39

Lord Krangdar: Oct 23, 2007; These are the secrets of death we teach.

In the pool no one can hear you scream.

Lord Krangdar fucked around with this message at Aug 14, 2012 around 18:54

# ? Aug 10, 2012 23:50

bluetail: Jul 8, 2012

# ? Aug 10, 2012 23:56

R.S. Gumby: Jul 26, 2007; Utterly useless.

It's rather rude of the London Olympics not to give the synchronised swimmers their own venue.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 00:12

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said 'The Super-man exists and he is American', what I said was '*God* exists and he is a 3rd Street Saint'