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Politicalrancor posted:that last bash one is fake because they don't serve big macs and mcgriddles at the same time Not really, you just have to get there some time around 10:35 to get them both.
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Not Always Right is another source of this kind of story. It's like the 'why I no longer desire to work retail" thread only with stories of crushing oppression replaced by bald-faced lies.quote:(There is a large anime convention at our hotel. During these conventions, many guests dress up as their favorite characters. Some even go all-out and will wear body paint or mascot suits, carry fake weapons, etc. Even during these conventions, non-convention goers stay in the hotel. I am working the front desk and am approached by a very angry guest.)
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 01:21 |
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To be fair, if I were in a cult that sacrificed virgins, I'd probably start at an anime convention too.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:02 |
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There was this really annoying nerd my best friend used to hang out with. He was pretty goony, tall, overweight, not smart but constantly spoke like he was a genius, you all know the type. Anyway he told us about how one time in high school, there was a group of jocky types who would pick on him, and one day decided to throw an orange at him. Well, he had enough, picked up the orange and smashed it into the guys face, then said "don't ever gently caress with me again" while this group of jocks just stared agape while he walked triumphantly away.
54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Aug 15, 2012 |
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She would always point out the shape of my head and then all of her friends would laugh. It infuriated me.quote:This happened in high school, so in hindsight I feel like it was a pretty irrational move, but I think what I did was justified.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:30 |
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The gently caress kinda weirdass cubehead is this guy anyway? e: I found this: quote:I was at a Halloween party Friday night that fluctuated from 25-40 people during the night. This is in a VERY conservative part of Florida, and basically everyone at this party except myself and my girlfriend is at the very low end of the socioeconomic scale, Wal-mart workers, Waffle House waitresses, etc. We are all sitting out in the backyard of my sister’s place with a roaring fire and all the food and alcohol you could hope for and then some motherfucker has to bring up politics. Anywhere you find people talking about their political beliefs, you're bound to find a ton of poo poo that didn't happen. loving OWNED. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 02:51 on Aug 15, 2012 |
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Since we've had so many "Nice Guys Finish Last"-threads, I thought I'd make one that shows my perspective on things, and how I'm tired of "Nice Girls" telling me what a bad person I am for only dating "bimbos". For the past years, I've known several girls that have been interested in dating me. They have all been nice, funny and usually rather smart. I have, however, usually found them rather unattractive. When they have confronted me about why they have been put in the friend-zone and why I am dating the one I am currently dating, I have tried to avoid the subject (to avoid hurting their feelings). When pushed for an answer, it pretty much comes down to this: "I find you very enjoyable, funny, smart, etc, but you aren't sexually attractive to me, and this person I am dating is. And while one can be friends with someone that is enjoyable, funny, smart, etc, one can not date them if they aren't attractive, because relationships involve a physical component". After this, I get told that I am "Shallow". Why, I ask? Well, apparently, because I have the audacity of wanting someone I feel physically attracted to, instead of someone that don't, even if said individual is a smart, funny and nice person. It's gotten so far that my sister now calls me out on this, and said I should "change my ways". I feel like I am supposed to have sex with these people just because society demands it, because otherwise I am this horrible "shallow" person. Well, you know what? gently caress that. Who else here thinks that physical appearance is at least equally important as any other factor in a partner?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:55 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:(Halloween party story) Who are these loving people that bring laptops to a party?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:59 |
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Binowru posted:Who are these loving people that bring laptops to a party? The kind of lonely, smug douchebags who sit off in the corner playing video games and writing fake stories on r/atheism while everyone else is having fun.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 03:12 |
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I once saw a guy sitting on a couch at a party messing with a laptop, surrounded by no less than three girls intently watching his every keystroke. To be fair: a) the guy was attractive, and b) using Sketchup with a trackpad is legitimately impressive (no this isn't an SDTH; this honestly happened)
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 04:11 |
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Nckdictator posted:One day I'd had enough, so I followed her around from a distance during recess while she went on some errands and poo poo. Are there people that have "recess" in high school?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 04:12 |
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I like to imagine that these stories are true, and the world is really full of seething nerds following and attacking people they don't like. That there's this underground cabal of predatory dorks preying upon people who flirt with women in a normal non-spergy fashion or people who have the sheer audacity to not heap lascivious praise on their sweaty, hairy mounds of flesh.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 04:53 |
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"This female was supposed to fail basic training but..."quote:I don't want to start a poo poo storm. From my experience in the military I have found that 3/4 of the woman are whores. They cheat on their husbands and sleep around for promotions and will flirt to get out of work. I am not saying men in the military any better but woman use the rape card a lot if they don't get their way. I have seen a fellow soldier's career get demolished by a female soldier accusing him of rape. This female was supposed to fail basic training but she told her staff that one one of the staff sexually assaulted/ harassed her. She passed basic training and pulled the same stunt.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 05:02 |
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"I took this picture and ran for my life." *picture of a church sign reading 'trespassers will be baptized'* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE R/ATHEISM! THEY'RE GONNA GET YOOOUUUUUUU!
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 05:06 |
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Nckdictator posted:"This female was supposed to fail basic training but..." Not only never happened, was probably written by someone who was never in the military to begin with
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 05:27 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Best girlfriend revenge SDTH.txt: That one's clearly bullshit, but I know a guy that had a similar thing happen to him. He was infertile because of a disease he contacted in adolescence (not an STD, and I don't know the specifics, but he's since married and they've adopted because he legitimately can't father a child). When he was 19, his girlfriend told him she was pregnant. It clearly wasn't his, and the general heartbreak and following court case and DNA tests and stuff drove him pretty close to suicide. It wasn't funny or cool in any way.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 05:50 |
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Nckdictator posted:"This female was supposed to fail basic training but..." Getting raped is like your dormmate committing suicide, right? Automatic A's?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 05:53 |
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Arschlochkind posted:Are there people that have "recess" in high school? People who can't come up with a better term than recess, like "spare period"? Because ew, periods are gross. Or some poo poo like that.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 06:01 |
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How about "Lunchtime"? Because that's what we called it in both Middle and High School.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 06:17 |
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Do you think this nerd did a flying spin kick when he fake-assaulted this fake-girl for a fake-reason?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 06:23 |
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A fake one, obviously!
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 06:34 |
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Angry Bee Dance, Bruiser, and Humper Monkey are prime examples of this. shit_that_didnt_happen.jpg
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:26 |
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OH WORD SON posted:Angry Bee Dance, Bruiser, and Humper Monkey are prime examples of this. Man, that's all that ragecomics is. Here's one that's made the rounds a lot.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:29 |
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iamathousandapples posted:Man, that's all that ragecomics is. Here's one that's made the rounds a lot. "Beaners"? Seriously?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:31 |
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GAY AND LOSERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:49 |
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This might be the least cool thing to make up about yourself.
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There hasn't been a "and it was Albert Einstein" post in at least 5 posts guys, come on.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:55 |
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God, if you were going to make up a story about how you totally told some stupid kids off you think you could at least make up a better line than "No, your music is for fags and mine is better!"
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 07:57 |
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Adus posted:God, if you were going to make up a story about how you totally told some stupid kids off you think you could at least make up a better line than "No, your music is for fags and mine is better!" you just made this girl CRY.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 08:01 |
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[quote=" post="406561313""] I don't want to start a poo poo storm. From my experience in the military I have found that 3/4 of the woman are whores. They cheat on their husbands and sleep around for promotions and will flirt to get out of work. I am not saying men in the military any better but woman use the rape card a lot if they don't get their way. I have seen a fellow soldier's career get demolished by a female soldier accusing him of rape. This female was supposed to fail basic training but she told her staff that one one of the staff sexually assaulted/ harassed her. She passed basic training and pulled the same stunt. [/quote] This one is even more disgusting because the rates of sexual assault in the US military are actually ludicrously high.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 08:08 |
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It seems like girls cry constantly in SDTH-Land. You can't even hold a conversation because of the constant cacophony created by witty masterstrokes and banshee-like sobbing.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 08:43 |
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I then proceeded to walk out singing my favorite song "I want to hold your hand"
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 08:56 |
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For years I worked the elections, first with my Mom & then later with a large neighborhood group. People told variants of this when Clinton was running. Fun Fact: you cannot wear, display, show or parade around anything relating to the election inside the polling place nor within @ 100 feet of it. We had to send people out to change because they'd wander in with a "Vote For X" shirt/hat/jacket.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 09:11 |
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Someone post the rage comic the guy made after his wife died, in which he calls her "Mrs. Derp" e: Can't wait until Mr. "Music Defener" discovers Tool Binowru has a new favorite as of 09:17 on Aug 15, 2012 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Fun Fact: you cannot wear, display, show or parade around anything relating to the election inside the polling place nor within @ 100 feet of it. We had to send people out to change because they'd wander in with a "Vote For X" shirt/hat/jacket. That's actually really interesting; I had no idea that was a law. I'm going to tell my more gung-ho friends about it so they don't do anything dumb come voting time. GrrrlSweatshirt has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Aug 15, 2012 |
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massive spider posted:I then proceeded to walk out singing my favorite song "I want to hold your hand" Of all the fantastic Beatles songs, he picks the most generic pop song to show how much better he is than people who listen to generic pop songs.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 09:23 |
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who outside the military actually says "ma'am"?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 10:38 |
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I'm now of the opinion that every stdh.txt should end not with Albert Einstein, but with singing the Beatles. I'm going to find a baptist, tell them Hell's not real, and walk out singing the chorus from Hey Jude.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 10:47 |
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Castle Bidimar posted:who outside the military actually says "ma'am"? Albert Einstein
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Nckdictator posted:"This female was supposed to fail basic training but..." Men who call women "females": always awful.
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