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thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Was Taters posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InKIfmY1Cg8
Julio Cesar has a bit of a weep as he says goodbye to the Inter fans and teammates and heads off to QPR. :sympathy:

Only crying because he's thinking about the impending doom of qpr 's season.

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I'm still not sure how QPR managed to bag Julio Cesar

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
I didn't think QPR were that liquid, did they get him on a free transfer?

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

They really closed him down.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

TheIllestVillain posted:

I didn't think QPR were that liquid, did they get him on a free transfer?

They're backed by Tony Fernandes, and he's talking the same old BIG FIVE-YEAR PROJECT WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE LOOK HE USED TO PLAY FOR REAL MADRID stuff that all the other clubs who murdered football and then collapsed under the weight of their own hubris did

But this time it's different because

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

Kind of want this as an av. Or just a closeup of Wenger's hand gif.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Reminder that Inter literally paid Julio Cesar to end his contract with them. Pretty much anybody could have got him (he's not that good anymore!!!)

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Gigi Galli posted:

Reminder that Inter literally paid Julio Cesar to end his contract with them. Pretty much anybody could have got him (he's not that good anymore!!!)

take off your ABI specs

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

pissy smelliott posted:

take off your ABI specs

I didn't say he was bad, he's just not nearly as good as he used to be. Ask any Inter fan, they'll agree with me.

I guess "anyone could have got him" was a bit rash, but still.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
I can't imagine his replacement is as good, I assumed Handanovic was meant to replace the old guy Inter signed from that 2nd division team a few years back. But poo poo I'd never heard of him before his signing so I'm probably wrong.

TheIllestVillain fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 31, 2012

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

TheIllestVillain posted:

I can't imagine his replacement is as good, I assumed Handanovic was meant to replace the old guy Inter signed from that 2nd division team a few years back. But poo poo I'd never heard of him before his signing so I'm probably wrong.

Handanvoic may be the best keeper in Serie A after Buffon. He played for Udinese before Inter, and he's incredible. He's way better than Cesar.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

This is beautiful.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

ahaha that's brilliant, the frustration at the end is great

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


triangles.gif

artshavin
Apr 11, 2012

toot
and
salute

:smug: edinbro rugby :smug:

Ahahaha this on endless loop, true justice

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit should get this as his avatar.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
ahahahah, best thing I've seen all week.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

I'm dying

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


ahahaha

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL

This is absolutely perfect.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



Hate to be that guy, but who's doing the chasing?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Slotducks posted:

Hate to be that guy, but who's doing the chasing?

Cristiano Ronaldo

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Purno posted:

We all know how lots of rain can screw up a grass pitch, but did you ever wonder what would happen with an artificial pitch? Because the results are quite bizarre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-FbyL5THY

So it's a waterbed that gives you friction burns. Perfect for a very specific kind of orgy I suppose.

Snow on an artificial pitch is kinda fun because it's no harder than normal but you can slide on it for miles.

Of course when it snows and you haven't got an orange ball, you get a surreal interpretive dance performance instead of a dull game of football...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d48a6MDmCBM&t=86s

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

The perils of refereeing blind football. After scoring a goal Team GB's David Clarke accidentally celebrates... with the ref.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Dudley posted:

The perils of refereeing blind football. After scoring a goal Team GB's David Clarke accidentally celebrates... with the ref.



Why is he wearing a mask? Do they not believe him?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

please respond posted:

Why is he wearing a mask? Do they not believe him?

Not all of them are blind. Some just have bad eyesight.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

jyrka posted:

Not all of them are blind. Some just have bad eyesight.

Yeah, all categories of sight-disabled athletes are eligible for the blind 5-a-side at the Paralympics (and sighted players can and do play the game outside of the Paralympics), this makes sure nobody gets an unfair advantage.

Blind football is one of the weirdest experiences because (for obvious reasons) the crowd have to stay completely silent, and there's nothing more surreal than a large crowd not making any noise at all.

Can't find a youtube that doesn't have commentary all over it, so here's David Beckham playing it without a blindfold, the tart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQcmp5GkzFA

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Is the keeper disabled at all?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Mickolution posted:

Is the keeper disabled at all?

Doesn't have to be, no. They're banned from FIFA football though if they do the blind stuff.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Makes sense.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

jyrka posted:

Doesn't have to be, no. They're banned from FIFA football though if they do the blind stuff.

Unless they have DemoniusX as goalkeeper I have no idea how they score a goal.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

El Hefe posted:

Unless they have DemoniusX as goalkeeper I have no idea how they score a goal.

This will have 2 goals scored in it but also it's quite interesting to watch outside of the goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXLj258ZJ1Q

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

jyrka posted:

This will have 2 goals scored in it but also it's quite interesting to watch outside of the goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXLj258ZJ1Q

Wow I take it back, its actually quite impressive how well they play.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

jyrka posted:

This will have 2 goals scored in it but also it's quite interesting to watch outside of the goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXLj258ZJ1Q

I had no idea what to expect but this owns

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Messi: Skinny tied foreign myth, would never fit in at stoke

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
For a guy that is big a brand as Ronaldo and has endorsements up to his eyeballs, his suit isn't fitted that well.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Cronaldo doing a Mckayla, nice.

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