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Here is a guy preparing and eating fish cum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIZ06IU-gCc I think it's delicious.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Here is a guy preparing and eating fish cum: Yo if you're gonna try make fish cum sound gross better not boil it salt it and serve with soy sauce and chives. I don't care what it is that process makes it delicous agreed.
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I had a tooth pulled, my back right molar. Went in on Thursday, because I had a horrible smell and taste in my mouth. I had developed dry socket. The smell and taste was food that was sitting in the socket for a few days. Now I have to use a plastic syringe to wash food out of the hole in my jaw. If I don't do it immediately, the food gets disgustingly mushy. I wash it out, and it all falls down into my beard. Bread, turkey, apple sauce. It's pretty loving gross.
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particle409 posted:I had a tooth pulled, my back right molar. Went in on Thursday, because I had a horrible smell and taste in my mouth. I had developed dry socket. The smell and taste was food that was sitting in the socket for a few days. Now I have to use a plastic syringe to wash food out of the hole in my jaw. If I don't do it immediately, the food gets disgustingly mushy. I wash it out, and it all falls down into my beard. Bread, turkey, apple sauce. It's pretty loving gross. Have you considered just shaving your beard off and regrowing it after the hole closes?
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That reminds me of how horrible oral infections can be. We get alot of people coming in with a whole side of their face swolen with pus. The best however was one man who came to us with only mild swelling. His mouth was a loving disaster zone. To start with his front teeth were all wobbly. Now you might think that must be fairly common, but the beauty of this particular patient was the fact that his front teeth were all wobbly together. As in plaque had solidified between the gaps in his teeth into tartar. And not just at the gum line as is not unusual, but all the way up. This combined with gingavitis so bad that he would bleed simply from swallowing meant that all his front teeth would wobble in their sockets together like some form of hellish dental chorus line. And I am not talking about a slight bit of movement, I mean I could push his teeth backwards and forwards about 35 degrees with the gentlest touch. But that isn't what was horrifying. When I told him that the reason for the swelling was due to a pussy abscess under one of his molars he told me that he knew that but that wasn't the problem. You see he had had this abscess full of pus in the back of his mouth for quite some time now and had come up with a fairly straightforward solution. The main cause of swelling and pain from a dental abscess is when the pus can't escape and just keeps building up. So what he had been doing for the past few months was everytime the pain started he would reach into his mouth and scratch the surface of his puss-hole until it burst, sending the creamy liquid all over his tongue and down his throat. So the reason he finally came was not because of the abscess pouring puss into his mouth but because it had gotten so bad and scabbed over so much that he could not pop it himself, and needed us to do it for him. In the long run we ended up extracting all of his teeth (some literally pulled out with fingers instead of extractors because they were so loose) and putting him on a long run of antibiotics. By this stage the tooth decay had even caused considerable bone loss to the jaw but there is nothing you can do about that. Best thing about this story is due to the nature of a dental abcess there is a chance one of them might be growing right now on the roots of one of your teeth and you don't even know about it. 
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I pride myself on my ability to read/watch pretty much anything without reacting, but this, this gave me that slight mouth-watering/throat-muscle-tensing feeling like I was thiiiis close to doing the technicolor yawn. Good loving god.
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Code Jockey posted:I pride myself on my ability to read/watch pretty much anything without reacting, but this, this gave me that slight mouth-watering/throat-muscle-tensing feeling like I was thiiiis close to doing the technicolor yawn. Good loving god. Yeah, I was pretty close to vomiting when it happened, which is a big no no in the medical industry. However now that I am dead inside the only thing I feel when re-reading is a glimmer of amusement at the fact that "pussy abscess" has two meanings
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abraham linksys posted:Go here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3459842 WoodrowSkillson fucked around with this message at Aug 21, 2012 around 22:24 |
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I knew this would be a bad idea. I knew that as soon as I opened this thread I would immediately see loving lotus pods and that loving milk teeth skull. Sure enough, two minutes later, my scalp is still tight and I have crawlies under the skin of both my arms. I miss the good ol' days, i.e. five minutes ago, when I had those images absent from my memory. drat you all to hell. But why...why, for the love of god, can't I stay away from these threads?! 
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Pink Oliphaunts posted:I knew this would be a bad idea. I knew that as soon as I opened this thread I would immediately see loving lotus pods and that loving milk teeth skull. Sure enough, two minutes later, my scalp is still tight and I have crawlies under the skin of both my arms. I miss the good ol' days, i.e. five minutes ago, when I had those images absent from my memory. Is that how being grossed out feels to you? For me it's different -- I get a weird, cold shiver down my back and through my body. Then this feeling overtakes me that's hard to explain. It's like being light-headed all over your body. A friend of mine in college had a pair of cum-catcher shorts. They were a special pair of shorts he wore while masturbating. He would jerk off every day - sometimes more than once - cum into the shorts and just let it dry. He did this for over two years without washing them; he'd just throw them under the bed until tomorrow. One day, while I was over at his place playing SSX Tricky, his mom came running down the stairs with those shorts. I could smell them when from ten feet away, and that alone had me gagging. I walked out of the room while his mom was screaming and waving the smelly cum shorts at him. Finally he just blurted out the whole story about the shorts and what he does with them. His mom and I stood there, dumbfounded. When he stopped, she just went, "You do that every day?!?!" I was trying to quietly walk out the back door when his little brother walked in the front door. He saw his mom there and went, "She finally found the shorts, huh?" She screamed and threw the cum shorts at him - they hit him right in the face. The poor kid gagged and ran up the stairs, presumably to vomit. I gagged too at the thought of having two years' worth of smelly, dried cum in my face and ran out the door before I vomited too. ...I'm sure that isn't as gross as some of your stories but I dry heave a little to this day when I think about it. picosecond fucked around with this message at Aug 22, 2012 around 00:31 |
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That one's pretty hilarious. The hygiene stuff actually makes me feel better about myself. I feel unbelievably gross if I don't shower every single day even. Rare occasions when I'm home alone and just camped out on the couch/computer all day I might go a whole day without it, but I usually break down and do it anyway in the evening before bed at least, because I just feel... ugh. I'm not some greasy proto-goon either, I just can't stand the feeling of not showering. And the idea of the cumshorts is just... christ.  I guess I'm intrigued as to what that must've looked like, though.
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I can handle all kinds of gore and things, but this video makes me kinda nauseous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80fZO8VKdvg
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Christ, I'm more disturbed by the fact that none of this fazes me at all. Not the cyst popping, not the maggot legs, and the Kirk thread is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. To contribute, one time while I was on hydrocodone while recovering from wisdom teeth surgery, I drifted off watching a horror movie and imagined a scene in which a guy slit open a woman's stomach while having sex with her, and slowly mummified her head with her own intestines. I stopped watching horror movies for a while after that.
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adamj1982 posted:I can handle all kinds of gore and things, but this video makes me kinda nauseous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeM...&feature=fvwrel Schizotek fucked around with this message at Aug 22, 2012 around 07:56 |
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Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:But that isn't what was horrifying. When I told him that the reason for the swelling was due to a pussy abscess under one of his molars he told me that he knew that but that wasn't the problem. You see he had had this abscess full of pus in the back of his mouth for quite some time now and had come up with a fairly straightforward solution. The main cause of swelling and pain from a dental abscess is when the pus can't escape and just keeps building up. So what he had been doing for the past few months was everytime the pain started he would reach into his mouth and scratch the surface of his puss-hole until it burst, sending the creamy liquid all over his tongue and down his throat. I got about halfway through this paragraph before I guessed the end of it and just started going Oh nooooooooo The worst I had was a toenail on one of my big toes, that was too wide for the toe. It hurt awful, and every few days I had to gingerly milk pus out from one side and peel skin out from under it. And this was thick, soupy pus, too, the kind that leaves streamers like pizza cheese. The nail was basically bunching the skin that should have been on the sides, and gathering it all underneath for some sinister, unknown purpose. The pain was bad enough that I was actually, literally considering bolt cutters as a cure. Anyway, I go to my doctor, and the fix is to take the World's Largest loving Needle and jam it up under the nail in order to numb it up, since that is merely the lesser of two evils. First worst would have been the scissors he used to trim the nail back, then the (basically) soldering iron he used to kill the follicle in order to salt the earth/toe. It didn't take, so six months later we did it again. The first few weeks I was now milking horrible nightmare pus with charred back flesh flakes mixed in. Now the nail is too narrow and my toe looks weird 
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 Cum Stories When I was a teenager, I, of course, masturbated a lot. If I had more than about five minutes free, I'd crack one out. Before school, before dinner, you get the idea. I however, was too lazy to go to the bathroom and get toilet paper to catch my disgraceful emissions and too paranoid to keep a box of tissue in my bedroom. In the end I'd just end up shooting my load at a 30 degree angle so it landed with a splotch on the carpet. Eventually this section of carpet took on a certain...crustiness. Fortunately I stopped this at around the age of seventeen because even I realised it was hosed up (And god knows what fungi must be growing underneath that spot of carpet). Oh, and when I lost my virginity, my then girlfriend exclaimed afterwards "My God! You've come buckets!" Needless to say for a long period after I was just 
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This right here is a dermoid cyst - A bizarre tumor, usually benign, in the ovary that typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etc. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e2_1242660678 Enjoy.
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LeeDless posted:This right here is a dermoid cyst - A bizarre tumor, usually benign, in the ovary that typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etc. HOly loving poo poo. I literally just threw up in my mouth, oh my loving GOD
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| # ? Aug 22, 2012 12:33 |
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Oh god, got some serious lotusboob triggering from that picture.
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LeeDless posted:This right here is a dermoid cyst - A bizarre tumor, usually benign, in the ovary that typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etc. God is dead.
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Gestalt Pie posted:Oh yeah, i always forget those things gross people out. I've never had the cluster phobia, and it's strange for me to see it happen. You can't be grossed out by the miracle of life
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D'aaaw, like little toad bottle rockets 
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LeeDless posted:This right here is a dermoid cyst - A bizarre tumor, usually benign, in the ovary that typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etc. Now usually i don't get grossed out too bad in these threads but this one right here... drat, man. That is some funky poo poo.
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRMN6vBnho I think this tops the maggot videos. Man has maggots in his head
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LeeDless posted:This right here is a dermoid cyst - A bizarre tumor, usually benign, in the ovary that typically contains a diversity of tissues including hair, teeth, bone, thyroid, etc. It's the world's  e: someone needs to find the old images which went along with Aphexmandlebrot's dental nightmare. Having all teeth break off at the gums is simply The Worst. toxic8aker fucked around with this message at Aug 22, 2012 around 14:57 |
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I feel it's much more noble to share groosouts with a brief, enticing tale as opposed to pics or vids, which could fill up an entire internet domain. The pusmouthman story is a good one. And don't forget that an abscessed tooth can be dangerous: I knew a guy for a (very) short while who's abscessed tooth caused him to have two strokes and a heart attack in one day, then died weeks later from blood infection. I frequently forget to brush my teeth in my old age, but flossing gets more fun as the gaps in my teeth spread. Seems like there's a whole side of beef stuck in there sometimes. Psoriasis on my scrot? Nice one, God.
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Underwhelmed posted:Horrible ICU story Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:Horrible dentist story I am studying to be a OR nurse, and in my last (ie. first) internship i was automatically given the worst jobs. Hold up this morbidly obese guy's fat flaps for the duration of the surgery? Sounds like a job for Illegal! We had an emergency case come in one day just as i was taking my lunch, so i got in only after they had put the guy under. My mentor suddenly looks incredibly relieved and goes "You're good enough to prep this guy, i think i'll just watch you in case something happens, ok?" And like the dumbass i am i agree immediately. Our (mentally ill) patient apparently had a gigantic abscess in his scrotum which needed to be opened and cleaned. And by gigantic i mean this dude had a ballsack the size of an orange. I have no idea how he had let it to get to that point but hey, mental illnesses! I'm gagging a bit when i start washing this guy's stank crotch and when i reach the disaster zone which is his beanbag the whole swollen thing bursts and starts oozing out greenish-brown pus which smells like something i'd need Lovecraft to describe. Heroically i keep swabbing until the tidal wave ebbs a bit, and when i turn to ask for more cotton swabs i see the surgeon calmly sniffing the used, pus-soaked swabs. This was clearly a man to be reckoned with. "Should i squeeze out all of this poo poo, doc?", i ask. "'poo poo' indeed", is his cryptical reply as he positions himself by the table and starts doing MEDICINE. You see, "poo poo" was indeed right. To reasons unknown to science and religion this guy had a fistula between his rectum and his genitals. I am not quite sure where the thing started or ended because i was relieved from duty after the actual surgery started. But sure as hell, that guy had a ball full of pus and poo poo. I took 3 showers that night 
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Jesus loving Christ. Here goes. It's not as horrific as the other stories, but it was traumatic enough for me. The grossest thing I had happen to me was three years ago when I had some really unbearable pain in my bowels. The doctor I went to hosed up, as he decided I had some random inflammation of something or other and told me to just pop a painkiller and an antibiotic and go home. That night I woke up hurting, feeling like I need to take a dump, went to the bathroom, sat down, pushed, andAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH HOLY GOD THE PAIN KILL ME. What I actually had was acute appendicitis. And the fucker had burst like an overripe fruit in a microwave. An ambulance took me to the hospital, I was operated on, and spent the next week suffering from both pain and hideous loving grossness. You see, if you're one of the lucky bastards who hasn't been through this, appendicitis, while common, is more disgusting than most people realize. That tiny bag fills up with pus, mucus, necrotic tissue, bits of poo poo, what have you, and basically rots inside your body. It looks like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:A...ppendicitis.jpgAs a bonus, in most cases you also get a scatological traffic jam of fart gas and calcified, long-overdue poop filling up your lower digestive tract. When the gases expand that little rotten flesh balloon beyond its capacity, it bursts, spraying this wonderful concoction of Nurgle juice all over your stomach cavity like some nightmarish firehose, and coming with free peritonitis. Which kills you about a tenth of the time. The surgeon who saved my life described mine as the nastiest case of appendicitis he had ever seen. Thanks to this, I spent the next week as a bedridden bag of disease. My wound inevitably became infected, and I got a drain going straight into my stomach. The plastic bottle on the end gradually filled up with a mixture of dirty blood and thick, stringy pus ("pizza cheese" is very accurate indeed), with the same staining the tube all over. Consequently, I smelled like a rotting corpse, but as the infection gave me a fever, it was like a rotting corpse that sweats. Profusely. And not just normal sweat - since I couldn't eat and was on those synthetic nutrition drinks, it had an antiseptic quality to it that didn't really kill the normal rancid smell of dude-sweat. So basically imagine if your high school combined the men's gym locker room and the chemistry lab into one, then someone died in there during the summer holidays and wasn't discovered until September. That was me. The other patients in the room were sympathetic, but asked to be moved because they couldn't eat around me 
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Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:Wobbly abcessed teeth and squirting, chunky clots of pus dental story I just thought I'd share with you all the lunch I am eating while reading this thread. It loses points on presentation, but it is delicious. Bon apetit! 
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Harriet Tubgirl posted:I just thought I'd share with you all the lunch I am eating while reading this thread. It loses points on presentation, but it is delicious. Bon apetit! Potatoes, gravy and chicken fried steak? Looks delicious. Someone pass the bile.
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Next time I pop a big zit, I'm going to worry about motherhood
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I know cysts were covered before, but this is probably the worst ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ The lady, who must love this man to death, even fingers the gigantic wound, and then probes around the inside with utensils. Jesus.
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Evilreaver posted:I got about halfway through this paragraph before I guessed the end of it and just started going Oh nooooooooo Hey hosed up toe buddy. Six loving times, four of them on the left one. I didn't get a soldering iron, but I got the doctor and a nurse working on the toe with scissors and scalpels for a long loving time each and every time. The very worst part was the feeling of scissors brushing up against numb skin and bone. The vibrations that run up your foot when they vigorously cut away is the most nauseating thing I've experienced. The pain from the three to four needles of anesthesia hasn't quite left me, but it's the only pain I feel. The rest is just scratching and grinding, all without pain but so full of gently caress. When they are done, it's all blood and puss and a hosed up nail. I can barely walk on that foot, and it takes weeks before I can run. And then it happens again. Luckily, it stopped ten yeas ago, but I'm very close to running for the doctor every time I feel a little pain in one of my toes.
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THE MACHO MAN posted:I know cysts were covered before, but this is probably the worst ever. Woah. That was like some alien laid an egg in his back. Why was he not getting that sorted out by a medical professional? A hole that big in your back could get horribly infected and kill you. It also linked to the nastiest case of blackheads I have ever seen. I don't think this man has ever washed his face. http://youtu.be/9EaeUmJOTmA
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Illegal Username posted:I've got a horrible dirty person story too! This sums up the average medical student's first exposure to general surgery. "Hey! hold this thing open!" Second day on surgery I was scrubbed in a case in which we removed a guy's entire colon, and part of his small bowel. It took like 8 hours, and the intestines were all adhered to themselves and the walls of his abdominal cavity. I got to hold loops of bowel for hours. After the case, there was so much edema in the guys tissues that we couldn't close the wound, and he had an open abdominal cavity which was covered with this special vacuum dressing, that had to be changed (in the OR usually) every couple of days. I saw this guy in the OR at least a dozen times before that month was up. Speaking of education illegal, have you gotten to participate in the removal of an ingrown toenail yet?( obviously) I learned very early that a chart that indicates anything involving the feet, is almost always really bad news.
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Underwhelmed posted:Speaking of education illegal, have you gotten to participate in the removal of an ingrown toenail yet?( Oh hey, I thought writing down how that feels would take care of any latent memories, but nope nope nope nope nope nope aaaaa  Edit: Oh god, I can remember the smell now. Black Griffon fucked around with this message at Aug 22, 2012 around 22:35 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eo...ture=plpp_video I can't stop watching these blackhead extractions, its like little worms emerging except its 5-10 years worth of pus.
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When I was 12 I got an ingrown toenail. I had no idea what it was so I didn't tell anyone, but it just got worse and worse to the point where it was extremely infected. I would squeeze at it with my finger and sticky green puss and blood would splurt out of it, and had to keep doing that because it got clogged up and the puss was leaking onto my socks. Whenever I took my shoe off there was a wet stain on my socks with a greenish tint. And every time my foot accidentally bumped into something, even if it was just a light tap, it hurt REALLY bad. One day as I was squeezing away and I noticed something inside the infection, it felt like a piece of gravel. I figured it was probably the broken toenail. I tried squeezing it out but that didn't work, so I had this brainless idea of sticking a sewing needle in the side of my toe and lifting it out. And sure enough I did, but after bleeding all over the bathroom for 10 minutes I decided to give up and told my parents (who were furious for letting it get that bad) and I ended up getting surgery. The end.
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mike_348 posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eo...ture=plpp_video It's strangely and horribly mesmerizing. It's like I just can't stop watching them.
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