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Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Now some of you may recall American Hero Lance Armstrong as the guy who got testicular cancer and then beat all those angry Frenchmen at their own game.

Well he did but it was not on fair terms and now his house of cards is starting to falter. He has decided to stop fighting the United States of America's Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), yet claims this is not an admission of guilt(cough, cough).

The USADA had levied some extremely heavy charges on Armstrong. For many fans and those in the sport it was about time. For too long the rumours built up and so did the evidence evidently. The charges stem back to 1998, nearly his entire career and are extremely damaging as they not only implicate him, but the international governing body of the sport, the UCI for their complicity.

Armstrong announced today that he will no longer fight the charges citing the USADA does not have the authority over him. this is a situation you'd expect from a corrupt petro-state. Lance claims only the UCI(the very same body implicated in covering up his doping) has any authority over him on this matter. This is despite the World Anti-Doping Agency saying otherwise.

Lance must look to the future and damage control, litigation is going to be very costly, the tide has turned against him and the evidence is too much to counter. Expect a lot of grandiose statements of innocence, never testing positive, etc... but if he was innocent he would not have given up defending himself, nor would he have repeatedly tried to halt proceedings against him. Most of recent big name doping cases in cycling have not been the result of testing positive so his statement does not carry much weight. Considering he tested positive for corticosteroids, you could claim the statement false.

From here we are likely to see Lance stripped of his titles and a little * replace him on the winners list.


Sources:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/lan...t-usada-charges

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/201...-doping-charges

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycl...rges/57258616/1

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Fuzzy Pipe Wrench
Nov 5, 2008

Remember me, Pilate? When Judas killed me?! I talked just...like...THIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

Make doping mandatory.



After the drugs they use for doping are put through all the proper trials and tests of any other prescription medication of course. Seriously, its time we take competition to the next level.

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009


What is the evidence against him exactly?

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Pocket posted:

He has decided to stop fighting the United States of America's Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), yet claims this is not an admission of guilt(cough, cough).

...but if he was innocent he would not have given up defending himself, nor would he have repeatedly tried to halt proceedings against him.

Pretty solid evidence you have here.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011


kanonvandekempen posted:

What is the evidence against him exactly?

I remember reading that the USADA had results for 2009 and 2010 that were consistent with doping. I'm not so sure about the years before.

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010


Pocket posted:

if he was innocent he would not have given up defending himself

Plenty of innocent people confess to crimes. I don't think this is as obvious as you think.

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

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1984, 2005, 2006
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kanonvandekempen posted:

What is the evidence against him exactly?

Blood passport information, testimony from former teammates, wire transfers to doping doctors, hush money payments to the UCI, you name it.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


The Bible posted:

Pretty solid evidence you have here.

The evidence against him the USADA holds is currently confidential but contains testimony from his teammates through out the years and of blood data from his most recent appearance in the TDF. Lance is giving up the fight to prevent this evidence from seeing the light of day. He has been offered the chance to take this to CAS and to even have that event take place in the USA. He has not accepted this and continued claiming it to be a witch hunt. Hint, he's not the only person charged in this case by the USADA.


Amarkov posted:

Plenty of innocent people confess to crimes. I don't think this is as obvious as you think.
I completely get what you are meaning, though trying to link Lance to people who confess to criminal charges is a bit disingenuous. This is someone who has launched defamation suits against people who have hinted he has doped.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010





It sort of sounds like they have no way to compel him to participate in their investigation and trial except that he is by default guilty unless he does. If it was anything like the hilarious and completely frivolous debacle that surrounded Clemens then I totally understand why he wants no part in it, especially if he is innocent.

Basically it is a stupid authority trying to make itself seem important and like it is doing something by wasting a huge portion of someone's life.

I say gently caress em, good on ya' Lance.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005


Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

Seriously, its time we take competition to the next level.

I've been saying this for years. I want to see a FOUR second 100m. So loving what if the runner dies from a stroke, heart attack, vein popping, bowel evacuation at the end. He will be remembered.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Stereotype posted:

It sort of sounds like they have no way to compel him to participate in their investigation and trial except that he is by default guilty unless he does. If it was anything like the hilarious and completely frivolous debacle that surrounded Clemens then I totally understand why he wants no part in it.

Basically it is a stupid authority trying to make itself seem important and like it is doing something by wasting a huge portion of someone's life.

I say gently caress em, good on ya' Lance.

CAS is not frivolous, there are many legitimate charges Lance must answer to. It is a stupid authority Lance signed up to when he decided to race bikes.

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


Well he had a good run and i would be surprised if there were any of the riders during that period (and now to be honest) who were not doping in some way.
He tested clean but the amount of other evidence against him is pretty damning.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


happyhippy posted:

I've been saying this for years. I want to see a FOUR second 100m. So loving what if the runner dies from a stroke, heart attack, vein popping, bowel evacuation at the end. He will be remembered.

There was a rider recounting his time back in the good ole crazy EPO days, I don't remember who exactly, but his team doctor would not let him sleep longer than a few hours before waking him in fear that his blood pressure would go so low his heart would stop beating.

I have a hard time believing that to be true though.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010





Pocket posted:

CAS is not frivolous, there are many legitimate charges Lance must answer to. It is a stupid authority Lance signed up to when he decided to race bikes.

except it isn't a CAS case, it is a USADA case

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


I don't believe he's guilty for a second.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Limp Wristed Limey posted:

Well he had a good run and i would be surprised if there were any of the riders during that period (and now to be honest) who were not doping in some way.
He tested clean but the amount of other evidence against him is pretty damning.

That's a good point, in fact all his contemporaries have come out as dopers, very few ever tested positive, though were later implicated and confessed. The real problem is the tests do not work. Athletes micro-dose their drug regimes and build up on the good stuff during the off season.

The reason why you see more positives in cycling compared to other sports has more to do with Cycling being far more rigorous in testing and actually concerned with catching drug cheats.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Stereotype posted:

except it isn't a CAS case, it is a USADA case

Except USADA offered Lance the opportunity to have CAS arbitrate the case on US soil. He refused that option.

diesiel
Aug 11, 2012


So many resources being devoted to going after some dude that rides a bike faster than anyone else. Now if only the banking conglomerates got persecuted with such vigor

Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007


I don't think they can really prove he did it at this point. As far as I or anyone should be concerned, the only evidence that counts is his blood work because it's the only evidence that isn't circumstance.

Goldwarf
May 24, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post


So why exactly is it a federal crime to cheat at a sport anyway?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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I got dibs on marketing the DopeStrong bracelets.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007


You're all loving morons if you think he wasn't doping. He isn't fighting the charges because he knows he will lose and by doing this he retains a lot more credibility with idiots that know nothing about cycling and Olympic sports then by fighting the charges and almost assuredly losing.

Whether or not you think doping should be legalized with proper medical supervision it's currently illegal(i.e. a violation of the sports rules, I'm not talking crime) and people should be banned for cheating when they dope.

Black Pants
Jan 16, 2008

Such comfortable, magical pants!

I think he's going about it the right way. I mean, sure it'll be spun as him basically admitting to it, but come on, he did a lot of impressive poo poo. Whether it's on some record or not doesn't change the fact that he did all that work. Enhanced or not. At least this way he can say, 'Yeah I just care about my family now, just say what you want,' and he'll get all the love and respect from that regardless of the case.

Kaitian
Jan 24, 2006



What the gently caress is a corrupted petro-state?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

After the drugs they use for doping are put through all the proper trials and tests of any other prescription medication of course. Seriously, its time we take competition to the next level.


There are no drugs involved. They take their own blood, then re-inject it back into them later to boost stamina.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_doping

Virtually no one seems to understand this. Everyone thinks he uses drugs. He doesn't. I guess it just sounds more sensational for the media to say "doping" instead of "blood doping."


Edit - I'm an idiot. I didn't follow this story very closely and all I remembered was a story about people who saw him doing blood transfusions.

Maldoror fucked around with this message at Aug 24, 2012 around 08:41

Adulterous Hitler
Nov 4, 2007

PHWOAR CRIMINAL


jyrka posted:

I don't believe he's guilty for a second.

To be fair, they do have ten witnesses prepared to testify under oath that he frequently and systematically used doping and even administered it to the rest of the team.
Ten witnesses is overwhelming evidence and I find it hard to believe that all of them together are in some sort of conspiracy against Lance.
Ten people putting themselves out like that is a rare thing for being butthurt. One or two maybe, but ten? Testimonies that were taken under the risk of perjury.
The whole "They are out to get me" argument is not really flying imo.

Sometimes it's not a conspiracy. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the right one.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Trainmonk posted:

I don't think they can really prove he did it at this point. As far as I or anyone should be concerned, the only evidence that counts is his blood work because it's the only evidence that isn't circumstance.

You are aware he tested postive six times EPO in 1999.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycl...s-details_x.htm

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


Maldoror posted:

There are no drugs involved. They take their own blood, then re-inject it back into them later to boost stamina.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_doping

Virtually no one seems to understand this. Everyone thinks he uses drugs. He doesn't. I guess it just sounds more sensational for the media to say "doping" instead of "blood doping."

Uh yeah, but he enhanced his hematocrit with EPO, and used testosterone to aid in recovery. Among other things.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

Who really cares what some guy who invented a fashionable bracelet is doing in his personal life?

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


Black Pants posted:

I think he's going about it the right way. I mean, sure it'll be spun as him basically admitting to it, but come on, he did a lot of impressive poo poo. Whether it's on some record or not doesn't change the fact that he did all that work. Enhanced or not. At least this way he can say, 'Yeah I just care about my family now, just say what you want,' and he'll get all the love and respect from that regardless of the case.

He doesn't give a poo poo about his family, he probably doesn't even know his kids names. He left the mother of his kids to go bang the Olsen twins.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006


Kaitian posted:

What the gently caress is a corrupted petro-state?
Venture a guess? No, well here http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/petrostate

Examples, well see Russia, Kazakhstan...

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


Literally every single cyclist is on drugs, so what the hell is the point of this. Collectively, they have more drugs in them than a freaking pharmacy.

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

please respond posted:

Blood passport information, testimony from former teammates, wire transfers to doping doctors, hush money payments to the UCI, you name it.

And the fact he was able to win when everyone else was doped out of their asses.

stratdax posted:

Literally every single cyclist is on drugs, so what the hell is the point of this. Collectively, they have more drugs in them than a freaking pharmacy.

Actually, there was signs in this years Tour De France that doping might be on the retreat.

archaeo
Nov 5, 2009


Trainmonk posted:

I don't think they can really prove he did it at this point. As far as I or anyone should be concerned, the only evidence that counts is his blood work because it's the only evidence that isn't circumstance.

National Post posted:

USADA also said it had 10 former Armstrong teammates ready to testify against him.
That's a whole lotta love.

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001


Dude has one testicle. gently caress off!

GlobalMegaCorp
Jan 8, 2004



Whatever, he was still the best doper in a field of dopers.

Chupe Raho Aurat
Jun 22, 2011


jyrka posted:

I don't believe he's guilty for a second.

I dont believe the Jews are innocent in the events of 9/11 for a second.

(See what i did there?)

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


Chupe Raho Aurat posted:

I dont believe the Jews are innocent in the events of 9/11 for a second.

(See what i did there?)

No, what did you do there?

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

You think this post is FUNNY?!


Adulterous Hitler posted:

To be fair, they do have ten witnesses prepared to testify under oath that he frequently and systematically used doping and even administered it to the rest of the team.
Ten witnesses is overwhelming evidence and I find it hard to believe that all of them together are in some sort of conspiracy against Lance.
Ten people putting themselves out like that is a rare thing for being butthurt. One or two maybe, but ten? Testimonies that were taken under the risk of perjury.
The whole "They are out to get me" argument is not really flying imo.

Sometimes it's not a conspiracy. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the right one.

Something about this smells Mormon-y.

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What I want to know is, how does an athlete making megabucks not have an endocrinologist on call 24/7 to make sure he's properly cycling off his PED's?

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