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toxic8aker: Jul 25, 2011; corporate
so powerful and delicious

Telemarchitect posted:

Trick question, Imhotep is currently suffering from a helvetica scenario

Intelligent Calcium [atomic weight 42,] sister element to Calcium, [atomic weight 44,] is not intelligent in the sense that you or I are intelligent, but intelligent in that it is sentient. In example, it is aware of itself and its surroundings.

Intelligent Calcium is completely neutralized of thought process when deprived of oxygen.

Write that down in your copy book now. There will be a test at the end.

The protons feed electrical information to the core of the molecule, where we find the central atom, or 'Queen Atom'.

Were the Queen Atom to leave the molecule, or nest, the effects would be disastrous, as the entire structure would come tumbling down. This is known as the Helvetica Scenario.

Write that down in your book.

Luckily for us, Helvetica is a very, very, rare occurrence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU

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# ? May 21, 2013 07:06

TheShazbot: Feb 20, 2011; That guy with all the games, but never plays any of them.

Argh, those integrals. I failed many tests.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:24

Whizbang: Sep 21, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncR2_pnzngM

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:34

harlequin baby: Jan 5, 2012; It's a hard knock life.

Testa..

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:44

burtonos: Aug 17, 2004; ...and the angel did say, "go forth, and lay waste to all who oppose you"

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:53

Wotan: Aug 15, 2009; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:53

AcidRonin: Apr 2, 2012; Yea that's nice....but will it Djent?

Wait did i trip and fall into FYAD?

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:54

SERPUS: Mar 20, 2004

امتحان

# ? Aug 29, 2012 02:55

Remote User: Nov 17, 2003; Hope deleted.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:10

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; Remember the past, and that there is a future.

Can I find out the test results online?

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:11

harlequin baby: Jan 5, 2012; It's a hard knock life.

Darth Brooks posted:

Can I find out the test results online?

Your results are ready for viewing @ 4chan.org/b/

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:13

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hncA1tUftU

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:13

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

burtonos posted:

Breasts?

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:13

Silly Newbie: Jul 25, 2007; How do I?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:14

burtonos: Aug 17, 2004; ...and the angel did say, "go forth, and lay waste to all who oppose you"

Captain Pancakes posted:

Breasts?

quote:

Chicken breasts are white meat and are relatively dry. A chicken is typically cut into two leg quarters and two breast quarters.Each quarter contains two of the commonly available pieces of chicken. A leg quarter contains the thigh, drumstick and a portion of the back; a leg has the back portion removed. A breast quarter contains the breast, wing and portion of the back; a breast has the back portion and wing removed.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:15

Smokey: Feb 8, 2008; SA's resident doo doo smellin ass nigga

twitter: @PooNigga
aim: isniffatpoop

AcidRonin posted:

Wait did i trip and fall into FYAD?

what does this even mean

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:22

Local Resident: Feb 16, 2009; Stanhope in '08

Dr Pepper posted:

Testing my quote button.

Reported.

Have a watermelon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:23

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001

AcidRonin posted:

Wait did i trip and fall into FYAD?

dont insult fyad

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:24

Green Puddin: Mar 30, 2008; Console Gamer

bring back byob

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:28

Retail Slave: Nov 25, 2011; "..and on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Retail Slave, Goon of Goons. Look on my white noise posts, ye Mighty, and despair."

I tested positive. Is that bad?

Quiz!

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:30

Smokey: Feb 8, 2008; SA's resident doo doo smellin ass nigga

twitter: @PooNigga
aim: isniffatpoop

Green Puddin posted:

bring back byob

that forum was so freakin chill

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:32

mailorder bees!: Nov 4, 2011; Beemo, turn the music down.
Come on, Beemo, you're messing up my game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA8L3Y2N5E

TEST

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:43

Spaceman Future!: Feb 9, 2007; Custom titles are cheaper for the user

Smokey posted:

that forum was so freakin chill

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:52

Roundabout Route: Nov 4, 2009; Pens and swords can
go fuck themselves.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Looks good, guys!

# ? Aug 29, 2012 03:52

Retail Slave: Nov 25, 2011; "..and on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Retail Slave, Goon of Goons. Look on my white noise posts, ye Mighty, and despair."

Roundabout Route posted:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Looks good, guys!

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

*shoots Lincoln*

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:00

nimh: Sep 18, 2004; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:07

Tots: Sep 2, 2007

man i wish this thread could last forever guys. it's such a cool time in here, everyone is just chillin out and lettin it hang ya kno?

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:13

Tinkle: Sep 26, 2006; As useful as a trapdoor on a lifeboat.

Tots posted:

man i wish this thread could last forever guys. it's such a cool time in here, everyone is just chillin out and lettin it hang ya kno?

If you believe it can

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:24

Roundabout Route: Nov 4, 2009; Pens and swords can
go fuck themselves.

Retail Slave posted:

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

*shoots Lincoln*

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:25

Jonny Retro: Sep 6, 2011; Engage with Zorp!

Bash Ironfist posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHdxgymrGg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApgX0kcbtQA

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; "Watch your six Devil Dog!"

Roundabout Route posted:

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

Ipso facto, ergo

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:35

mailorder bees!: Nov 4, 2011; Beemo, turn the music down.
Come on, Beemo, you're messing up my game

SO ANGRY posted:

Ipso facto, ergo

Semper ubi sub ubi.

Sextus in piscinam cadit.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:40

SteveVizsla: Mar 18, 2009; Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:42

Seeing Eye Duck: Mar 30, 2008; "I may not be able to see all the bullshit going on in here! But he can!"

Failed. Study harder next time.

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:47

Squirrelo: Mar 3, 2008

>ping forums.somethingawful.com

Pinging forums.somethingawful.com [216.86.148.111] with 32 bytes of data:
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 216.86.148.111:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),

Oh no, tested the forums and they are down!

# ? Aug 29, 2012 04:49