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Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Well here is a western hentai game without hentai: Loren the amazon princess

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Francois Kofko posted:

ahahahaha



IT'S RUDE TO SAY YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING

This is the problem with so many things.

ExtrudeAlongCurve
Oct 21, 2010

Lambert is my Homeboy
Goon favorite "Immortal Defense" is up.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92932076&searchtext=

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Just came to post this. Vote that poo poo up!

Baish
Jul 29, 2010

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/RxrWF.png
http://i.imgur.com/Lj2Im.png
http://i.imgur.com/fDvQp.png

:stonk:

Baish fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Aug 30, 2012

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Oh, hell, voting at once for it. Loved Immortal Defense.

OlMaster
May 12, 2008
Apparently JBMod still exists and yeah they're still pissed off at Garry.

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
Finally, hardcore loving on steam. It's about time Gaben!

Oh boy, I cannot wait til every other submission is a flash dress up game featuring a celebrity.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Greenlight discussions: begging and general idiocy






But amidst all the poo poo, one man dares to ask the question we all want to know the answer to:

ExtrudeAlongCurve
Oct 21, 2010

Lambert is my Homeboy
I'm amused by the trainwrecks and awful games but if this gets games like Immortal Defense on steam, I am a happy camper.

Go upvote it, GO GO.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


LumberingTroll posted:

Badland Studio, the all Goon development team has posted Kinetic Void to Steam Greenlight
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92922929

We need your help goons! Please upvote and favorite us!
Immediatelly added to Goon Collection. So you know what to vote on too.

I'll be monitoring this thread for suggestions guys. Keep them coming. I'd like to hear more opinions on titles you actually played though not just guesses based on screenshots.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

OlMaster posted:

Apparently JBMod still exists and yeah they're still pissed off at Garry.

Good lord. I don't think I've ever used the term "butthurt" unironically but I think it applies here.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


XOIC of Radishes posted:

Seduce Me :nws:

Oh, this is going to be an interesting journey. Thank you, Steam.

I don't think I'm using Greenlight as it was intended. I'm just looking for the worst looking entries to see if they actually are, indeed, just that terrible. Games that look "good" aren't very interesting.

edit: Beaten! x2
YES

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Quick! Someone upload Demon Rush.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Translation: Where's my hentai games, Valve?

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Shatterhand tribute platformer Oniken is up there. Highly recommend voting for this.

Purple D. Link
May 17, 2011

HE IS THE HERO
I love this, one of my favorite things to do on the 360 when I had it was look at all the weird/bad looking games in the indie section. (And maybe stumble upon something good!) I wish demos were available of every game on Greenlight like in the indie section on XBLA.

I like the look of Buck & Miles http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92932760&searchtext=

I wish more indie games looked like SNES games instead of Atari or NES games.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:


Translation: Where's my hentai games, Valve?

The posts are basically all "UHHH, you baka gaijin, you can TURN OFF the porn scenes" too.

Never change, dota community

Dominic White
Nov 1, 2005

Zeether posted:

Shatterhand tribute platformer Oniken is up there. Highly recommend voting for this.

Yeah, echoing that Oniken is pretty neat. It's normally priced at something like $3, too. They did impressively well in making it feel like a long-lost NES game, for better or worse.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011


Oh my god I can't stop laughing.


I actually wondered about this very thing a couple weeks ago; How many lovely Minecraft/terraria clones would come to greenlight?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Welp I really would like to see this Darkness II game on Steam guys.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92940258&searchtext=

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

So when the votes are going to be calculated?

edit: Also diggle look like poo poo.

InspectorCarbonara
Jul 2, 2010

Evening, patrolmaaan.

Bleusilences posted:

So when the votes are going to be calculated?
When the people at Valve stop crying about the horrors they have unleashed.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Dramagame is a browser game with a hilarious trailer.

quote:

Life is too short to grind away
Dramagame has a running start directly into the best gameplay. No grinding for levels required. No grinding required to learn the game. People from various backgrounds aged 16 - 50 are already enjoying the game, so can you. Use your browser to enter the game and get a full repeatable experience the length of a TV-episode.

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

These games ain't got nothin' on Chef Bereft!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92924657&searchtext=

Fucker throws spoons. IN SPACE. Totally way better, and more family friendly, than all the Minecraft/Terraria/Amnesia clones.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

These games ain't got nothin' on Chef Bereft!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92924657&searchtext=

Fucker throws spoons. IN SPACE. Totally way better, and more family friendly, than all the Minecraft/Terraria/Amnesia clones.

You missed the best part.

quote:

Chef Bereft is a family-friendly 2D sidescroller from the oft-neglected 24-bit era of gaming.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Dude, don't you mess with the 24 bit era. Best gaming era.

Valve needs to make it more obvious that people can only submit games if they are their authors. People trying to add Minecraft and LoL or blaring about it are missing the point.

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

Bleusilences posted:

Well here is a western hentai game without hentai: Loren the amazon princess

Apparently it got a decent review:

http://www.justadventure.com/article/150/reviews-loren-the-amazon-princess

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92922828&searchtext=



vs



Hrmmm...

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Well I... http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92941400&searchtext=



Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



Zompires looks amazing hilariously bad.

It has been in development for five days. Check out this trailer!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Him and the Spombies guy should team up.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Bleusilences posted:

So when the votes are going to be calculated?

edit: Also diggle look like poo poo.

Every 24 hours maybe?

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

At least valve is actively moderating. This, that Portal 2 game, and SeduceME are already gone.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.


Sorry!
An error was encountered while processing your request:

This item has been banned for either violating the Steam Terms of Service or the Terms of Service for Greenlight.

Well that was fast!

edit: it was so fast someone said how fast it was before i did

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

I loving love it when people have this attitude.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


That "Seduce Me" sex game has already been removed. It seems they react quickly to games flagged as inappriopriate. So there's hope - if you see a really lovely game not only downvote it but also report it.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Francois Kofko posted:

At least valve is actively moderating. This, that Portal 2 game, and SeduceME are already gone.
Don't fear! An alternative is already out!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92943904&searchtext=gabe





quote:

gabe lived peacefully, did epizod three, drinking beer ... But one day he woke up in the morning
and opening the refrigerator, he discovered the theft of your favorite beer! Arriving at work, he learned
that he was sent far away into space. gabe He turned immediately to start making the third episode.
But gabe's not, he quickly put skafander and flew after the beer!
So, in the game you have to help find gabe his beer, and find out who is behind it all!

Download:
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/4b5ksm5hxxyxs5l/Space%20gaben%20-%20episode%20one.rar?dl=1

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

Palpek posted:

That "Seduce Me" sex game has already been removed. It seems they react quickly to games flagged as inappriopriate. So there's hope - if you see a really lovely game not only downvote it but also report it.

I do wish there was a way to prevent the influx of lovely iOS ports from getting to Steam.

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Tezzeract posted:

I do wish there was a way to prevent the influx of lovely iOS ports from getting to Steam.

It's called Greenlight. Of course if the masses like them enough, they still get through. Or if they are spearheaded by a publisher and avoid the Greenlight stage completely.

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