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Dr. Eat
Jan 4, 2005
Brain Specialist

MassaShowtime posted:

I sure don't see a set of kings in that photo.
weed is a helluva drug yo.

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Dr. Eat
Jan 4, 2005
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also good to see the natural crossover of the pen and paper and NLHE sections of the forum.

DickBastardly
Aug 22, 2012

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MassaShowtime posted:

I sure don't see a set of kings in that photo.


Yeah, the picture quality is just loving terrible. But he was holding cowboys and a king came out on the flop.

Dr. Eat
Jan 4, 2005
Brain Specialist

DickBastardly posted:

Yeah, the picture quality is just loving terrible. But he was holding cowboys and a king came out on the flop.
you were playing jack's wild?

DickBastardly
Aug 22, 2012

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I guess I forgot to mention that. We were playing dealers choice and one-eyed jacks were wild this hand.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

The only card you need.
No mercy.


DickBastardly posted:

I guess I forgot to mention that. We were playing dealers choice and one-eyed jacks were wild this hand.

So you flopped quads and turned 5 of a kind. That's nothing. I've lost a $100 pot to my dad quads < 5 of a kind in deuces wild 7 card stud.

TheAbortionator
Mar 4, 2005



We used to play kings and little ones a ton at work and it was pretty routine to get coolered with 5 of a kind over 5 of a kind.

DickBastardly
Aug 22, 2012

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Yep. Honestly when I found the pic and typed the story I thought it was the king of clubs but its obviously the jack of spades. And this took place a while ago so my pot-addled memories were a bit off. In any regard I thought it was amazing to see four (or in this case five) aces out there with another great hand right behind it. All in all though its not THAT great of a story, and we all know my prose is poo poo anyhow. But I tried, I just felt weird not having a poker related story in here other than the OP which isn't really that cool either. This thread is a loving disaster, but hopefully entertaining to some degree haha. I'm definately not starting anymore unless I've really thought it through, I've learned my lesson.

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Jul 17, 2009



DickBastardly posted:

This thread is a loving disaster, but hopefully entertaining to some degree haha. I'm definately not starting anymore unless I've really thought it through, I've learned my lesson.

Quoting the important part here. That'll do pig, that'll do.

DickBastardly
Aug 22, 2012

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Error 404 posted:

Quoting the important part here. That'll do pig, that'll do.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

The only card you need.
No mercy.


You are a bad poster

DickBastardly
Aug 22, 2012

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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

You are a bad poster

A+ for

Liesmith
Jan 29, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Please don't try to roll with the punches it's embarrassing for everyone involved. You've made some bad posts in this thread, and the solution is not to make more bad posts where you pretend that badposting is some kind of gimmick you've got going on when in fact you're just a turd. The solution is to stop being a turd.

Liesmith
Jan 29, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Please do not reply to the above post with a picture of a turd. Please do not reply at all.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

Spare the rod, spoil the shithead.

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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Oh no, the Grumpy Old Troll! Maybe if you solve his riddle he will leave you alone.


Shut up, all of you.

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