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Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Retromancer posted:

how would he be able to read that?

Braille, perhaps.

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I assume that she believes that if he's daredevil he's faking the blindness.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

If the message is written on the bra, he shouldn't be able to read it, however if it's sewn onto the garment, then he might be able to pick it up with his radar sense.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

MikeJF posted:

I assume that she believes that if he's daredevil he's faking the blindness.

And it's not what's written on the bra that is making him sweat bullets. It's the fact that a totally hot chick is flashing him but he can't react to it.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Fact: Matt Murdock can read ordinary print with his fingers.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Senior Woodchuck posted:

Fact: Matt Murdock can read ordinary print with his fingers.

Wait, really?

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Whoah, no panels in 7 posts?



I love the way Dial H is centered around puns, basically, and yet is never lost in the silliness.

Yancy_Street
Nov 26, 2007

drunk octopus
wants to fight you

He can also read computer text on a screen, I believe.

As requested, from Defenders 10, Red-Shulk: Bird Puncher.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Was Taters posted:

Whoah, no panels in 7 posts?



I love the way Dial H is centered around puns, basically, and yet is never lost in the silliness.

:psyduck: What is going on in this comic?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Mycroft Holmes posted:

:psyduck: What is going on in this comic?

Pure loving awesome, that's what's going on.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Murdock is only blind when the story calls for it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Glitterbomber posted:

Murdock is only blind when the story calls for it.

He has always been that way as his touch is so sensitive that it makes it possible for him to read.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



The rules in the OP weren't posted by me but I asked for a new thread and they still stand. Post funny panels and actually contribute to the thread or don't bother posting.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"No, can't let them destroy -- an entire village! Think of the terrible loss --- to America's reputation!"



Tales of Suspense #93

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Teen Titans Solo #7
Gangbang at Titans Tower.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Jesus Christ :stare:

e: for content, I like the fun facts in AvX VS #5

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Mighty Avengers #25. Bitch.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Who needs the army or supersoldier programs or A.I.M.? As long as the circus is around in the Marvel universe there will be a steady stream of superheroes and villains.



Seriously, Stan Lee loves the circus. He probably would have made an awesome ringmaster, really.

Tales of Suspense #83

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I always thought he was kind of racist against circus people, I mean they always seem to be villains of some sort. Even Hawkeye was a villain at first!

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

DarkCrawler posted:

I always thought he was kind of racist against circus people, I mean they always seem to be villains of some sort. Even Hawkeye was a villain at first!

It's because they're so similar to those drat dirty gypsies! :argh:


But seriously, nomadic people tend to get shuffled to the low end of the social ladder, and the stereotypes of "circus freaks" doesn't help. It does, however, lend itself to weird characters and abilities/powers, so it's not surprising that the superhero genre has so much focus on them.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003





Uncanny X-Men #139

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Some Golden Age goodness with Marga the Panther Woman from Weird Tales.















Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Stan Lee is basically the 20th-century P.T. Barnum, so the circus would have made sense for him.

Anyway, in Thor #341, Thor needed to get a new secret identity because his old alter ego stopped existing, so he went to Nick Fury for help getting it set up.



Later, in Thor #344, he's settling into his civilian cover about as well as you'd expect, and his boss at the construction site is becoming a bit suspicious:

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Batman hates puns.
Source unknown.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Pretty much every panel of Chronicles of Wormwood is either hilarious or blasphemous, and often both.

elitebuster
Dec 26, 2010

I know its super dooper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Bongo Bill posted:

Stan Lee is basically the 20th-century P.T. Barnum, so the circus would have made sense for him.

Anyway, in Thor #341, Thor needed to get a new secret identity because his old alter ego stopped existing, so he went to Nick Fury for help getting it set up.



Later, in Thor #344, he's settling into his civilian cover about as well as you'd expect, and his boss at the construction site is becoming a bit suspicious:



I love the Buckley box for "snap"

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
HEY KIDS! from Action Comics #462:




Pete Ross' son is dying! The only thing that can cure him is to know Superman's secret identity.. But no one will believe the truth! From Action Comics #457:









Finally, after some battling some supervillains...

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!


SWep3

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Birds of Prey #28.
How to disarm a mugger.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Stan Lee has his own Youtube channel! :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsR9540Js0

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

prefect posted:

Stan Lee has his own Youtube channel! :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsR9540Js0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzM84JL-QfA

Thank you so much I would never have heard Stan Lee tell nerds to go outside and meet girls without your post and my life would be incomplete.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Goddamn, it will be a black day when Stan Lee dies. Good to see he's still going strong.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

techknight posted:

Pete Ross' son is dying! The only thing that can cure him is to know Superman's secret identity.. But no one will believe the truth! From Action Comics #457:

Some days you just can't rid of your secret identity.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/09/sex-in-comic-part-2-top-100-strangest.html

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I realize these aren't funny panels but A) it's Stan Lee and consequently B) these are wonderful. I love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6P37LneIFs

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

techknight posted:

HEY KIDS! from Action Comics #462:




Pete Ross' son is dying! The only thing that can cure him is to know Superman's secret identity.. But no one will believe the truth! From Action Comics #457:









Finally, after some battling some supervillains...



"It's never as bad as it seems, Jon. You're much stronger than you think you are."

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Action Comics #474

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Unguided posted:

Action Comics #474



So would this have been before or after Light was lobotomized?

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
X-Factor #234
Maddrox, stop touching yourself.

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
A little bit of context: Doom separated Hulk and Banner (Hulk requested it). Banner went nuts and they got recombined, and now Banner is once again trying to cure himself of the Hulk. He's got all the ingredients, but he wants to check real quick to see just what Doom did to him. So he has to bust into Latveria while not hulking out (which is pretty badass) to get answers.






Never change, Doom :allears:

Incredible Hulk #13

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