Post your source or papa spank! - The Funny Panels Thread

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Magic Love Hose posted:

Once you figure out that Spidey Super Stories were written for kids the same age as Malachai Nicolle, they become amazing. Axe Cop has the exact same approach to dialogue.

My stack of Spidey Super Stories is on my favorite possessions, period. They are all solid damned gold, every single last one of them.

Marvel Team-Up #74

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 22:09

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 09:13

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-Dig!

-What are your two favorites at breakfast? CHECK ONLY TWO :black101:

-How interested are you in reading about...Black People? :raise:

I have no idea if this was an actual DC poll or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 20:54

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NutritiousSnack posted:

Also I know Alex Ross did this, but where the hell did it come from

It was a cover for a 2004 issue of The Village Voice.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 18:18

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Scott's a fuckin' boss.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Oct 18, 2012

# ¿ Oct 18, 2012 15:59

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Lobok posted:

What's he doing there? Putting up an X for "X-Men"?

Yup-He's totally throwing up X-Men gang signs now.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2012 16:09

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WickedIcon posted:

Oh my god, is this an actual comic?

e: Comixology has nothing.

Calm down, it comes out this week.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2012 14:33

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enigmahfc posted:

So I guess it's safe to assume that Deadpool got his healing factor back.

Nope, that's the end of the book. No more Deadpool comics!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2012 23:04

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From the Deadpool #3 letters page.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Dec 6, 2012

# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 15:04

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Baron Bifford posted:

This would make perfect sense if this was Doc Ock Spider-Man.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2012 16:46

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SynthOrange posted:

What's the comic even about? Looks awesome.

Mostly feelings, and the sharing of those feelings.

This sharing is done through amazing displays of ultra-violence.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 16:16

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Kull the Conqueror posted:

Justice League Dark #15

Wasn't he just alive for a good chunk of time in Brightest Day? (...or did that not happen anymore?)

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 18:45

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Not exactly funny, nor a panel, but whatchagonnado.

It's even got Paste-Pot Pete!

^{^source}

^{^{edit: for sale here}}

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 16:19

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Mars Attacks the Transformers is a delight from start to finish. Here's a samplin':

The Martians have trapped both the Autobots and Decepticons in a force field, and they hit on the plan on hooking Soundwave up to Blaster to wipe it out.

Blaster, the best Autobot.

Later, Megatron has been shrunk "to the size of a small girl's plaything" and Starscream takes advantage of this opening.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 20:36

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TwoPair posted:

Wolverine & the X-Men #25 features the new edition of the Jean Grey school's class schedule:

What happened to Husk?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 05:24

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TwoPair posted:

She was showing signs of mental instability (specifically wild mood swings), so Kitty fired her. She left in a huff without accepting any help from the school and hasn't been seen since.

Okay, I thought I had missed some key issue somewhere that explained what happened to her mind. Hopefully that comes back, or what was the point of bringing her on in the first place?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 15:44

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Gavok posted:

And so, Second Life is born.

Nowhere near enough flying penises.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2013 05:01

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Mister Roboto posted:

Nextwave 22

That sure would have been nice.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 18:22

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CapnAndy posted:

I'm getting this third-hand through, like, interviews and "when Sims went crazy" articles, but isn't when he was the Pope the time he just declared he was married to a woman and then that gave him the right to rape her?

fatherdog posted:

Yes. The difference between this Sims and later Sims is that at this point, that was presented as a pretty unequivocally terrible thing for him to have done.

Just for the record, we're talking about Chris Sims, right?

it's Dave SIM daggonit

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 04:25

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Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

Why are there two Icemen now?

One is present Bobby, one is Stan Lee era Bobby. There may have been some light time travel shenanigans perpetrated by a Mr. Beast.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 05:35

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Plutonis posted:

Hawkeye brings up Force Works of all things to Iron Man on his victory quote.

gently caress yeah.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 14:40

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Super Dan posted:

The only other question is, does DC Comics exist in the DC Universe?

Not quite Main-DC, but there's a Batman Adventures comic where the Joker kidnaps a comic book artist because he's sick of seeing Batman win all the time in the comic.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 16:15

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Blind Sally posted:

It kinda looks like he's pinning the knife against the back of his thigh by pressing his balled-up fist against it. Also, it looks like he's using three fingers to pull the trigger of his gun. Also, his left leg is a horse hoof.

That's also not a gun, it's a baguette.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 03:50

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Atmus posted:

I'm thinking it should bob side to side, all sassy-like.

Whoever is buying all these heads just needs to start over and give each one a different movement. What's a few :10bux:

# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 20:27

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Gatts posted:

What happened? Batman lost another Robin again?

Gonna need another Timmy!

# ¿ May 8, 2013 15:34

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Sockser posted:

Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?

Fuckin' Wonder Man

# ¿ May 8, 2013 21:24

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What sound does a space shark make when it gets hit by a grizzled Thunder God?

# ¿ May 10, 2013 14:26

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Only if the JLI team writes it and Kevin Maguire draws it. I'd sign on for that so drat quick.

Although if Morrison wrote it, he'd probably make the suburbs itself a villain, which would be amusing.

Danny the Cul-de-sac.

# ¿ May 14, 2013 19:17

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Die Laughing posted:

Giffen and Dematteis did do a Mister Miracle series, or is that

Admittedly, it was really only a DeMatteis gig, and only until #7 or something.

# ¿ May 14, 2013 21:43

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Mimir posted:

Has Wolverine been decapitated? How does that work, exactly?

Best image I could find, I don't know what they're saying, and I don't know what happens next, but it's from Ultimate Wolverine vs Hulk.

edit:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 15:29

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Sockser posted:

There was some one-off book I remember reading where Logan's skeleton is all loving mangled and Kitty Pryde pushes him around in a wheel chair and then kills him by phasing her hand inside his skull and just kinda jumbling the bits up real quicklike.

Ellis, Ghost Boxes.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 17:08

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Lurdiak posted:

That's gotta be Spidey Super Stories.

#48, to be precise.

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# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 05:27

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Zeeman posted:

I really need to see Luke Cage's reaction to Plantman

There really isn't one, but this page more than makes up for it:

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 05:42

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SynthOrange posted:

Then they turned out to be imaginary anyway. Hahahah.

DID THEY??!

(later on!)

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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 03:11

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The hammer is his penis.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jun 24, 2013

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 21:27

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Jerusalem posted:

Isn't Bobby dating Kitty? You'd think he'd be onto something like that?

Or are the younger X-Men still hanging around and that's young Bobby? I gave up on X-Men when it seemed the new direction they were going with Cyclops (that I was really enjoying) was taking an uncomfortable "it's not my fauuuult!" turn.

That's old...er, young Bobby.

Those crazy kids are still around, yes, and it's actually pretty good stuff. All-New AND Uncanny were exceptional this week.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 04:17

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All from What If? #34

# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 15:44

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Heresiarch posted:

Where's that one with the "what if so-and-so was gender swapped" and the answer is "we'd get in trouble with dc"?

I want to say it involved Wonder Man.