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selling my car, lost my keys. hello vodka how are you tonight e: hello new page how are you tonight
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 06:57 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 06:45 |
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I haven't drank for like 8 years but now I'm back on that wagon and it rules it's fun being drunk (right now) just like don't do it too much because seriously guys that's bad people in my family did it and it causes some real poo poo 
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 07:04 |
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My buddy oens a bar with beers for $1, and godamn if i know how many i had. But a roast beef sandwich iso loving delicious right now.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 07:14 |
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I got a bbody mary mix with pepperjack (pepperdam? peppasomething?) or something, it's kind of gross.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 07:16 |
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Here are the emoticons I've always wanted to use but just don't understand      gently caress I'm too tired to finish.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:36 |
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Si this a real rdrunk post thead or a joke
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:51 |
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Aintain fucked around with this message at Sep 8, 2012 around 09:17 |
| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:52 |
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my room mat e is saleep on the floor next to me snoring. I feel bad he want to go to bed but I just couldnt Help Being on the internet.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:53 |
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oh hey I guess I can just post here in between replying to messages on dating websites. real life confession: every time I'm reading the forums when drunk I consider posting in the goon meets subforums and meeting goons.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:55 |
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AN ANGRY MOTHER posted:oh hey I guess I can just post here in between replying to messages on dating websites. Bl
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:56 |
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yeeee I knew you'd agree
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:57 |
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yeHEAh I madke it you evr fuckin know what??????? Nestle nestle nestle I am in a gently caress zone, pergect takin an orange one every god drat time.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 08:59 |
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JGBeagle posted:
That's my dog's name.  The beagle in my avatar.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:02 |
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DID YOU EVRE THINK
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:04 |
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Aintain posted:DID YOU EVRE THINK tbh I really try to avoid it
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:05 |
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but you a smart pretty on.e i chase MY vodksa w/pickle juice.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:06 |
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Pick posted:I got a bbody mary mix with pepperjack (pepperdam? peppasomething?) or something, it's kind of gross. can i ? quote this maybr you ar eatung pepachinis they are spicey please relax.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:11 |
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Sigh did yo ever look abes pic it is some bodys angry dad??? but meaty. if some dad would go into a DELI? aNDO RDER MEAT????
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:16 |
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If theres one thing drinking and my curent bf has taught me the best relatioships are o nes whewre both people feel like the'yre playinmg out side their comfortable range. If yyou both think the person ytou're dating is to good for you you tend to be awesome at relsitohnsihpping.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:42 |
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weed thread road trip yall heres a dogge if the attachments loads idk if it will thou e: dogge e: not just weed had a big ol pink strawberry margarita too
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 09:56 |
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 wake and bake crew, what up
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 10:05 |
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I've been drinking since I got home from work, some 13~14 hours ago. There were friends here, but they've gone home and now it's quiet. I like quiet. I'm probably going to go to bed right shortly. I have nothing else to post save for things of an immeasurably sad nature, and I haven't the heart to burden the thread with such matters. Take care and good night.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 10:57 |
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I'm probably drunk but I also have influenza so I can't tell what is drunk and what is just part of being totally sick. This is pretty much how I felt the first day when my temp was really high and I was vomiting, but I had no alcohol then. The smart people would probably suggest not drinking while sick, but hey, I was smart once, I can spare a few brain cells before I get to normal.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 11:41 |
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Been on meds for the last month for depression and tonight I drank. On ly had like 3-4 drinks and flet like poo poo the entire night with my friends. Felt confiddent that i wasd getting better but NOPE! I should probably stop drinking.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 11:43 |
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bahamut posted:I've been drinking since I got home from work, some 13~14 hours ago. There were friends here, but they've gone home and now it's quiet. I like quiet. I'm probably going to go to bed right shortly. You are the most considerate drunk. I tip my hat to you.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 13:24 |
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First time I get drunk in months and there's a drunk thread right here to post in! This thread should be here all the time. It will be the worst thread on the forums and will be updated constantly. So hey I was carving a little goblin man earlier out of pine, and tried carving him some more while drunk and now he doesn't have a nose because DRINKING HURTS THOSE YOU LOVE (when they are little wooden goblin mans)
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 13:38 |
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I just woke up because you know when you are really drunk when you go to bed and then you wake up because you are less drunk and oho you are wide awake forever at two a.m. and you will never sleep again. And you feel like super focussed but still drunk and in the morning you will wake up and realise that all your superfocussed plans were dumb drunk plans. But for the moment you are in the eye of the night and your jaw is clenched.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:00 |
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Right now my jaw is clenched cause in my drunken state I thought it would be a great idea to sexxor my non-drunk boyfriend but he's too tired and ran away into the shower argh
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:05 |
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Worst thing. Considered waking boyfriend for sex but we ate his lasagna earlier (not a metaphor) so asking for sex prb too much. High five ylls broette. 
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:10 |
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is it sarturday?
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:11 |
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Slide Rule posted:is it sarturday? Technically it's Sunday where I live. B ut you don't live where I live so.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:15 |
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junan_paalla posted:
 saturdaaaaaaaaaaaay and rainy outside, time for skyrim all dayAlso I have beer here and am tipsy, but I'm keeping it to a few because last weekend I had one of those drunke xperiences that makes you say "I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN". Spraying vomit on the subway and crying, losing my wallet, that sort of thing. Basically sort of like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYsko_tc3a0#t=06m25s
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:21 |
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Aintain posted:yeHEAh I madke it you evr fuckin know what??????? Nestle nestle nestle I am in a gently caress zone, pergect takin an orange one every god drat time. This is probably the best post I've ever read in E/N this year. I'll keep this thread around but god help me do not RUIN IT with sobriety people
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 15:58 |
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junan_paalla posted:
4th bowl, goin strong Cat won't loving stop STARING AT ME JESUS CAT GO GET A HOBBY
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 17:18 |
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The other day I had a shower, and I got in the shower, and washed my hair. And when I took my hands away from my head and washed my face and opened my eyes there is a cat staring at me sitting on the side of the bath the NEIGHBOUR'S cat wtf neighboru cat why are you here but he's just staring like he bought tickets
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 17:28 |
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Abe man do you read every single post to check if it is a proper drunk post? Is that a good job e. serious question Actually it probably is when you read e/n all the time anyway, we are a bad forum. Corridor fucked around with this message at Sep 8, 2012 around 17:33 |
| # ? Sep 8, 2012 17:30 |
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Arrrthritis posted:what the gently caress is this thread about anyways If I type slow it comes out ok BUT IF I DONT IT COME S OTU LIEK THIS! :fakeheidit: Central time! :fakedity 2: So I just started watcihgyng breakung bad and it's really cook i had no idea you could make meth coolers soo sympatheric. I think i had too muhc rum
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 17:33 |
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mothe gently caress this would have beeen my thread last night after finishing off a handle or Captain Morgan after being dared by a marine but in stead of POSTING, i decided to yell at the transvestite prostitiutes outside my apartmnet and then vomit profusely while terrified of death now it is almost 3 in the afternoon and this is officially the worst hangover i've ever had, i am eating Honey Nut Cheerioes without milk in front of my computer and my whole body aches there is a drawing on my desk of my liver flippng me the bird and i dont know where it came from
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 18:55 |
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The best part of drinking before 3 in the afternoon is that there's no hangover the next morning. The worst part is that it took me five minutes to type this post without any typos. Also Malbec for $6.99 yes please.
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| # ? Sep 8, 2012 18:55 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 06:45 |
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Aqd I chlt tsop drinking. Ran out of jakci daniles and no im stuk drinking buf light. :smitn: Also it's noon up here and fuuuuuck
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