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ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!

Honestly, a sports RPG would be completely amazing. Some kind of rollerball/bloodbowl style futuresport, and you can build some interesting turnbased mechanics focuswed around that one thing, while having a really unusual angle for a plot, full of underhanded skullduggery, and the relatively limited venues could let you run the budget relatively low

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Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004



I don't get all the poeple saying they're sick of fantasy. Sometimes you just want to hit an Elf over the head with a big fuckoff hammer.

Alouicious
Feb 7, 2012

"I wish I could explain it to you. The old chief's finally at a loss for words."


Hulk Smash! posted:

I don't get all the poeple saying they're sick of fantasy. Sometimes you just want to hit an Elf over the head with a big fuckoff hammer.

People who they're sick of fantasy are sick of bad, generic fantasy. poo poo like Greyhawk, Forgotten Realms, and the like.

Now, if this were an Eberron game...

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 16, 2004



al-azad posted:

Why do people think fantasy automatically equals Medieval Europe with elves and poo poo? Yeah, that's the go-to setting but I would love an Arabian Nights theme or swords-and-planets Barsoom style with interplanetary travel and encounters with aliens. There are a ton of "fantasy" themes completely unexplored in video games and I would take any of the alternatives, even esoteric settings like Planescape.

Because for every Dark Souls there's a billion Forgotten Realms ripoffs. With names like Nightwood and Godhammer Citadel we're well on our way.

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


Alouicious posted:

People who they're sick of fantasy are sick of bad, generic fantasy. poo poo like Greyhawk, Forgotten Realms, and the like.

Now, if this were an Eberron game...

Speaking of Greyhawk, Temple of Elemental Evil used that setting, generic as balls, but the art-work and general atmosphere somehow stripped it of a soulless generic quality. More often than not it's the presentation and art-design rendering these games tedious.
Seeing a videogame with good art design is like seeing a midget riding a monkey, sure, there's probably more than one out there but it's still a rare catch.

Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:

Because for every Dark Souls there's a billion Forgotten Realms ripoffs. With names like Nightwood and Godhammer Citadel we're well on our way.

This is funny to me, because Dark Souls and Demon's Souls were very Arthurian fantasy, slanted in that odd Dark Ages style that gave it a bit of grimness and grounded taboo. The whole knights in shuffling armor with shutters and mages in dorky robes groveling underground while fighting creepy zombies and balls-out terrifying monsters is a very Arthurian slant, which is a distinct breed from that of typical High-Fantasy.

Grounded Arthurian fantasy would not be a bad thing to me. But that's Britian and whatnot, not "Godhammer" or whatever. See the failed Lionheart: Legacy of the Crusader for an example of something that would be fantasy but actually sport a unique interpretation and Arthurian slant.

JebanyPedal fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2012 around 16:53

general chaos
May 20, 2001


JebanyPedal posted:

Speaking of Greyhawk, Temple of Elemental Evil used that setting, generic as balls, but the art-work and general atmosphere somehow stripped it of a soulless generic quality. More often than not it's the presentation and art-design rendering these games tedious.
Seeing a videogame with good art design is like seeing a midget riding a monkey, sure, there's probably more than one out there but it's still a rare catch.
I really wish Alpha Protocol had stuck to their originally planned ridiculous character designs. With the way it turned out, Omen Deng and a few others just looked incredibly out of place.

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004



Sawyer just tweeted this:



Start over analyzing

Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



Fencing Simulator 2013

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Fantasy fencing-based game set in the fallout universe???

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!


No rope(kid) here.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



Hulk Smash! posted:

Sawyer just tweeted this:



Start over analyzing



Confirmed: Obsidian is doing the new Smash Bros. game for WiiU, added to the roster will be The Nameless One, The Vault Dweller, Galahad from Psygnosis' Legend of Galahad/Chronicles of the Sword, and Dr. Spector from Ultima Underworld.

Category Fun!
Dec 2, 2008

im just trying to get you into bed


Hulk Smash! posted:

Sawyer just tweeted this:



Start over analyzing

That's not a code, it's the last two letters of a series of words written on the board

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



Category Fun! posted:

That's not a code, it's the last two letters of a series of words written on the board

It's clearly an anagram for NO HOPE 'ERE, R.

Stroth
Mar 31, 2007

All Problems Solved


obsidian posted:

"I recognize your pain. Your kind must learn it comes from straining against the turning of the world. It spins thus. You cannot stop it. One day, you will wake up. You will stop pulling. The pain will be gone. Until then, all your waking hours are suffering."

In time, waves washing against the fingers of Geiran's Grasp will call them back into the sea. The difference between you and the sea is that the sea does not stop.

New stuff

toasterwarrior
Nov 11, 2011


Hulk Smash! posted:

Sawyer just tweeted this:



Start over analyzing

I don't know about ropekid's mad fantasy secret code, but drat, that's a sweet-rear end bag!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



Stroth posted:

New stuff

Every line of fantasy pablum they churn out just makes it look worse and worse.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

Al! posted:

It's clearly an anagram for NO HOPE 'ERE, R.

PORNO HERE. It's a placeholder for an RPG entirely centered around sex. So the next Dragon Age.

Reason
Sep 10, 2006


toasterwarrior posted:

I don't know about ropekid's mad fantasy secret code, but drat, that's a sweet-rear end bag!

Hell yeah, where do I get that messenger bag?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



evilmiera posted:

PORNO HERE. It's a placeholder for an RPG entirely centered around sex. So the next Dragon Age.

HER OPEN ROE, a fish husbandry simulator.

Guigui
Jan 19, 2010
Winner of January '10 Lux Aeterna "Best 2010 Poster" Award

Space-Pope posted:

Of course not. Baldur's Gate 3 is going to be made by Bioware. It will feature console-friendly action combat, even more characters to gently caress than Dragon Age 2, and Minsc will now be a woman whose VA works for Gamespot. On its way out the door, when its revealed to be garbage, people will complain on forums. Game journalists will respond by telling you that you didn't really have fun playing the original games, anyway.

If there is a BG3 - maybe Bioware will up it a notch and allow the main character to have really steamy sex with Imoen and Minsc at the same time, all the while shoving miniature giant space hamsters up their rear end.

rope kid
Feb 3, 2001

Warte nur! Balde
Ruhest du auch.


Reason posted:

Hell yeah, where do I get that messenger bag?
It's a Tom Bihn Medium Café Bag.

http://www.tombihn.com/travel_bags/TB0202.html

CrookedB
Jun 27, 2011

Stupid newbee

NO HOPE HERE.



EDIT: Sorry, NO ROPE HERE.

Ohmygodsquad
Dec 14, 2005


Final Fantasy X-3: Blitzball Diaries

Honestly, the sports game idea isn't half bad. I doubt that's what it is, but I hope they get around to it sometime.

Puistokemisti
Apr 10, 2007

If my team doesn't want to support my carrying power, then they deserve my substandard laning phase, simple as that.


<!--. X . X X I T X -->
<!-- In time, waves washing against the fingers of Geiran's Grasp will call them back into the sea. The difference between you and the sea is that the sea does not stop. -->

That's from the latest page source, guess the first line is the name of the game?

<!--. X . X X . X X -->
<!--. X . X X . T X -->
<!--. X . X X I T X -->

No way to decode it I guess, unless Xs are consonants and .s are vowels. 8 letter word.

Lotish
Dec 10, 2008

I pick up my Devil Axe...
...and DEVIL!


I would be completely happy with a not-Dragon Age so I could enjoy a DA style game without guilt again.

Reason
Sep 10, 2006


I kind of hope that its some sort of apocalyptic insane fantasy world. I think that fantasy in a non-LOTR universe would be great. I'm getting a Planescapey vibe from some of the snippets of lorey stuff they've been posting.

Also I am buying that bag.

Bionic Psyker
Apr 23, 2009


I'd love love love it if it was a fantasy setting ala the Wizardry series. Very loosely fantasy with spaceships, aliens, robots, and guns. Meanwhile you're throwing fireballs and swinging swords too.

I just love Wizardry, sorry. More IPs need to have multi-game plots that allow save file transfers, while still being self contained.

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


These count-downs are always terrible, every now and then it's Diablo 3, but almost every other instance it's a Baldur's Gate HD re-release with loving DLC for a fourteen year old game.

Attention Horse
Jan 5, 2012

Yo man, you are out of step with Imhotep!


You know what, gently caress this. I hate when developers are teasing a teaser for a game that isn't even completed. I know that this isn't the first time that something like this happened (Baldur's Gate remake, some MGS sequel, Portal 2 etc.) but it's really stupid and annoying. Just show the loving teaser/trailer already. poo poo, it probably won't even be a teaser - it will be just a simple website with the logo of the new game and the year 2013. Announcing an announcement, jesus christ.

edit: I guess I should proably quit being mad about video games

Dildo Malone
Sep 14, 2008



I for one am really excited for Obsidian to make a game about the rise and fall of Terrell Owens.

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


Attention Horse posted:

You know what, gently caress this. I hate when developers are teasing a teaser for a game that isn't even completed. I know that this isn't the first time that something like this happened (Baldur's Gate remake, some MGS sequel, Portal 2 etc.) but it's really stupid and annoying. Just show the loving teaser/trailer already. poo poo, it probably won't even be a teaser - it will be just a simple website with the logo of the new game and the year 2013. Announcing an announcement, jesus christ.

edit: I guess I should proably quit being mad about video games

Pretty much my feelings, spontaneous announcements are always more exciting, these cock-teases are just setting people up for disappointment and interest always wanes the instant whatever it is, is revealed.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Dildo Malone posted:

I for one am really excited for Obsidian to make a game about the rise and fall of Terrell Owens.

Unless there is DLC that lets you win Super Bowl 39 I'm not playing a game with an unbeatable Patriots Boss Battle no matter how good the writing.

Lotish
Dec 10, 2008

I pick up my Devil Axe...
...and DEVIL!


Bionic Psyker posted:

I'd love love love it if it was a fantasy setting ala the Wizardry series. Very loosely fantasy with spaceships, aliens, robots, and guns. Meanwhile you're throwing fireballs and swinging swords too.

I just love Wizardry, sorry. More IPs need to have multi-game plots that allow save file transfers, while still being self contained.

Meanwhile, I see that list and think "I've got JRPGs for that." I can scarcely think of one that doesn't have an anachronistic piece of tech somewhere--usually robots or flying vessels.

I recognize the differences, of course, but simply having aliens and robots in a fireball and sword RPG feels like a kitchen sink kind of thing to me. Wizardy had a huge impact on the JRPG consciousness, after all. And even Ultima had spaceships--it just kind of forgot after a while.

I'm totally with you on save-file transfers, though. I do dig that.

I must admit I have a preference for low and dark fantasy, and have yet to have my fill. Dark Souls and the Witcher hit the mark pretty well, but you can't have conversations in Dark Souls and you can't be anyone but Geralt in the Witcher. If someone can make a game that mixes the two, I'm game.

S.D.
Apr 28, 2008


Hulk Smash! posted:

Sawyer just tweeted this:



Start over analyzing

That's a sweet Mojave Express patch.

bef
Mar 2, 2010


Just tell us what it is already. We goons won't tell, promise.

Puistokemisti
Apr 10, 2007

If my team doesn't want to support my carrying power, then they deserve my substandard laning phase, simple as that.


<!--. X . X X I T X --> could stand for ETERNITY if you assume that Y is consonant. It kinda fits the newest quote and the whole Ourobus thing.

Now what it actually means, who knows?!

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Puistokemisti posted:


Now what it actually means, who knows?!

I'll tell you in 48 hours.

Category Fun!
Dec 2, 2008

im just trying to get you into bed


Puistokemisti posted:

<!--. X . X X I T X --> could stand for ETERNITY if you assume that Y is consonant. It kinda fits the newest quote and the whole Ourobus thing.

Now what it actually means, who knows?!

Could be the name of the game? Eternity is a perfect there, good call!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



Well, there's an old SciFi novel called Eternity, but somehow I doubt this is related.

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rope kid
Feb 3, 2001

Warte nur! Balde
Ruhest du auch.


JebanyPedal posted:

Pretty much my feelings, spontaneous announcements are always more exciting
They may be more exciting for a given individual, but campaigns like this have the goal of building discussion and momentum. It's true that momentum can be lost and more people + more expectations can mean greater potential disappointment, but obviously we don't set out to disappoint (or annoy) people. A week-long countdown seemed like a reasonable amount of time. Sorry if it's annoying to some.

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