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Narciss
Nov 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!


I'll go first: I saw Star Trek: First Contact when I was 7 or 8, and I remember thinking that the Borg Queen was really hot.



I cannot for the life of me remember *why*, especially given this scene:

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Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

Borg queen whispered a lot and all the organic parts of her were naked, I guess. But she was gross and more importantly, the borg have NO leader! Child Narciss was a gross Narciss.

The word titillated probably would have made me think of nipples popping out. Titillated... yep, it still does, too.
I mostly just remember trying to sneek peeks at the back of the video jackets that had those wonderful words "Not Rated." The very idea. There could be anything in that movie! Any ...thing.

I did have quite a collection of bra and panty sections from shopping/fashion magazines of course.

FlossMan
Oct 19, 2005

No, I can't. Too much hair.

My mom told me that, when I was about 5 or so I had the biggest crush on Red Fraggle from Fraggle rock.



I don't know what that says about young me.

Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006
I AM A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE PAST AND THINK THERE IS STILL A MEGARULE IN PYF. PLEASE IGNORE MY REPORTS.

e: yeah no

Mazel Tov
Jul 27, 2004

*~Hebrew Honeyz~*

The youngest member of Hanson. I am a straight male.

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.


When I was a little kid I would look up words like vagina in the dictionary and get very excited at the definitions.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011



This troper really liked the oh wait gently caress what am I becoming

Edit: seriously this is creepy fetish fuel troper tales poo poo

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...

I guess I popped a bone once or twice looking at one of those "whats happening to my body" books.

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.


Mine was Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Oh Rita, you never repulsed me~

Zotwoz
Apr 2, 2011


-snip-

Skeletorbo
Dec 30, 2008


I'm pretty sure the first time I can remember feeling aroused was at a fairly young age by Natalia in Goldeneye.
Also some of the Mat getting chained up to a bed scenes in the Wheel of Time series were pretty hot as a child even though I had zero concept of sex.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Ooga booga, where's all the honey at?




I played the hell out of Banjo Kazooie in my youth, and this made getting a 'Game Over' much less frustrating for me.

On a side note, while I looked through Google Images to find this picture I happened to see some fanart of Gruntilda performing cunnilingus on Humba Wumba. Thus proofing that if one digs into their past, they'll usually just ruin their childhood.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

The B.H. is short for butthole.

People getting transformed in cartoons, usually against their will. I find it really bizarre now that I think about it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Until I saw cinemax after midnight and all the wonderful female nudity that entailed, I was a furry, I guess. Nobody got me harder back then than Mrs. Frisbee from The Secret Of N.I.M.H.. That was up until I was about 6. This seems like the kind of GBS post that will end up in a FYAD's sig.

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT
Mar 31, 2008



I loved Luke Skywalker so much when I was 3 that I would only answer to Luke. I am female.

Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.


Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash. I must've been 4 or 5. I would rewind the movie and/or fastforward just to that scene.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


El Diente posted:

People getting transformed in cartoons, usually against their will. I find it really bizarre now that I think about it.
Did it involve the kind of get-naked transformation you see in Sailor Moon?

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Ooga booga, where's all the honey at?


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Until I saw cinemax after midnight and all the wonderful female nudity that entailed, I was a furry, I guess. Nobody got me harder back then than Mrs. Frisbee from The Secret Of N.I.M.H.. That was up until I was about 6. This seems like the kind of GBS post that will end up in a FYAD's sig.

Clearly you had an Oedipal complex. You simply projected your feelings onto Mrs. Frisbee because you were in denial.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

The B.H. is short for butthole.

I posted:

Did it involve the kind of get-naked transformation you see in Sailor Moon?

Maybe? There just seemed to be a lot of that stuff in 80s and early 90s cartoons.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

BUY MORE CRABS


My mom?

Jimson
Oct 13, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER

A sense of dire urgency would always get me turned on as a kid.

Sometimes I'd play Pokemon, and let my Pokemon get to really low health and then just start using Growl or any move that doesn't do damage while wanking it. No idea why.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


I used to slam my dick in my toybox.

echronorian
Jan 6, 2007

This must be the chance I've always wanted!!


Beating the neighbor girls at Mouse Trap and Operation, card games, whatever was super exciting to me.

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.



Jimson posted:

A sense of dire urgency would always get me turned on as a kid.

Sometimes I'd play Pokemon, and let my Pokemon get to really low health and then just start using Growl or any move that doesn't do damage while wanking it. No idea why.

and I thought I had problems

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008


Cliché I guess, but I was into National Geographic magazines.

...even the ones about bonobos.

Nameless Dread
Jun 18, 2011

I want you to clean your vagina.


Fire and death.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012




The Child-like Empress was a my first crush... I guess it was the voice?

Jam With Seeds
Dec 20, 2008




Whatever it was, I'm sure it would have been in good company, here.

Insult Comic Barbie
Apr 21, 2010


The rat from The Secret of NIMH - I think his name was Jeremy? I also had a crush on Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

I'm not surprised I was titillated by cartoon animals as a child, since I had some pretty horrifying misconceptions of male human anatomy. I thought penises were like prehensile tails or something. Then again, I also thought it was possible to get pregnant from masturbating.

mythomanic
Aug 19, 2009


Fairy Queen, LOZ, all day.

FlossMan
Oct 19, 2005

No, I can't. Too much hair.

Jam With Seeds posted:

Whatever it was, I'm sure it would have been in good company, here.

Vasectomies are what get him all hot and bothered.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Cornuto posted:



The Child-like Empress was a my first crush... I guess it was the voice?

It's better than having a crush on Artax like certain people reading this thread statistically must have had.

West Ham Sandwich
Oct 17, 2005

I suppose goons just think too much in game


Feranon posted:

Mine was Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Oh Rita, you never repulsed me~

This is fine because she is really hot outside of the costume.

davey4283
Aug 14, 2006


Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in Hook. Probably explains why I have a thing for short-haired girls. My sisters letting me watch The X-Files explains my thing for redheads.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Insult Comic Barbie posted:

I thought penises were like prehensile tails or something.

I kinda wish they were now, that'd be really fun.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Torka posted:

I kinda wish they were now, that'd be really fun.

Yeah, I wanna swing around on tree branches in the jungle by my manhood like Mowgli certainly would have done if The Jungle Book were written today.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008


I had a big crush on Lion-O from the Thundercats when I was six. Not titillated, but I thought he was the child version of hot.

Fluorescent
Jun 5, 2011

재미있는 한국어.



My first childhood crush, Pajama Sam. He taught me that thunder and lightning aren't that frightening. And also how to play cheese and crackers. loving cheese and crackers.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah, I wanna swing around on tree branches in the jungle by my manhood like Mowgli certainly would have done if The Jungle Book were written today.

I wouldn't mind being able to scratch (Rub?) an itch on my inner leg without having to reach down there in public.

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