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Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.

Sailor Moon

Particularly some scene where some dude walks in on sailor mars and you can almost see her rear end crack except her hair is covering it. Couldn't find it to post it. There's too much OTHER stuff out there.

Luckily even before then I found real people attractive.

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RavenousElegance
Jun 12, 2012



Future Trunks from Dragonball Z... i guess it was the purple hair? Goku never did it for me.

Also, loved the green power ranger... who then become the white ranger or... something?? I still remember that the actor was Jason David Frank. And occasionally I look him up to see if he's actually done anything since (he really hasn't, basically everything is connected to power rangers)

I have a friend that was OBSESSED with Lefou from beauty and the beast... not Gaston, or even the Beast in beast form, but Lefou.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008


We are legion.

I was a weird kid. I had a huge thing for Robocop when I was like, 4, and a few years later when the live action Flintstones movie Halle Berry's character confused the hell out of me.

I didn't really figure out I was bi until my 20s (my household was/is pretty homophobic) but it probably should have been obvious to me much sooner.

(edit)

Princess Jasmine too! And the chick in Wanes World. And Optimus Prime. I guess I had a robot thing and an exotic woman thing?

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004


It is pretty hosed up that so many goons were aroused by cartoon characters or real-life actors/actresses who were purposefully portrayed in a sexualized manner.

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008



Oh god, the shame I feel knowing that was my first crush.

Giggily
Aug 4, 2010



I made a swimsuit model babe shrine in my closet using cutouts from catalogs, and when that was discovered I moved it into my attic where I hung them from the ceiling. Or maybe it was the other way around. I had gone through like 50 magazines and my attic basically looked like this. I think I must have been nine or younger at the time.

Thank god nobody else in my family remembers this.

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

Emotional intensity!


Two totally fine bitch rear end hoes: Ariel from Little Mermaid and April O'Neil from TMNT. Would have held hands with them so hard, for reals.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

I don't know if "titillated" is the right word but I sorta had a thing for Penny from Inspector Gadget when I was about 7 or 8.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...

When I was 5 the child-like empress was my first crush (as others have said already)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUttwzazq30

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

just bad poster


Dehry posted:

Garfield: His 9 Lives, the book version

There was a story where a girl's buttons started to pop off of her shirt and she turned into a Viking Bikini Armor girl.

What do you know, it was cut from the TV version.



Booga indeed.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Crow_Rodeo posted:

Even though I grew up in Kansas I always a thing for Canadian girls.





Also, I'm still looking for a girl as into 1930's race planes as she was...




It's whatever it wants to be.

Thinking Jewel Staithe and Jennifer Connelly are attractive. You monster.

That Turkey Story
Mar 30, 2003



Tea Party Crasher posted:



I played the hell out of Banjo Kazooie in my youth, and this made getting a 'Game Over' much less frustrating for me.
Hell yeah, man. Banjo-Kazooie was awesome and game-over Grunty was the hottest video game character of its time.

paco650
Sep 21, 2009

Try to act surprised.


In 2nd grade we took a class field trip to see a ballet, and during the performance one of the ballerinas was walking backwards and her butt jiggled and I instantly fell in love. I wish I could remember her name but I've been enamored with Eastern Europeans and butts ever since.

Crow_Rodeo
Oct 3, 2007

"Do you dream about this kind of thing often?"


jscolon2.0 posted:

Thinking Jewel Staithe and Jennifer Connelly are attractive. You monster.

Yeah, I guess this was "...but probably shouldn't have"
...fine


Look... she wore greasy coveralls and fixed airplanes, OK?

B-Hard
Feb 22, 2012

Are you talking to me or my ass?


Cornuto posted:



The Child-like Empress was a my first crush... I guess it was the voice?

When I was really young and watched The Neverending Story for the first time, I thought Atrayu was a girl for some reason. I continued to think he was a girl until I hit puberty. I watched it again sometime after, and the whole movie was very sexually confusing to me.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009


A very specific scene involving the fat mouse (Gus) from Cinderella.

Crabs mating on the Discovery Channel.

Scorpions fighting to the death on TV.

A book about aliens that showed old movie posters where beautiful women were always being carried off by cheesy sci fi monsters.

The idea of being bitten in half by a giant octopus.

The idea of being used in a ritual sacrifice.

HATE CURES TRANNYS
Aug 16, 2005

PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

If you didn't get a little hot and bothered by Goku kicking rear end then I want you to make an ask/tell thread about being asexual.

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



jscolon2.0 posted:

Thinking Jewel Staithe and Jennifer Connelly are attractive. You monster.

I had the biggest crush on Connelly from watching Labyrinth

Wrecking Ball
Jul 16, 2011




My first crush (I don't know about titillated) as a little girl..

dino delaurentis
May 10, 2009


Sears Mail order catlog underwear sections. True story.
Also I remember a series of illustrated children's tales. There must have been 20+ volumes of heavily bound books but I remember the Black & White illustrations of a tale about mermaids with stratigically placed seaweed.

I can remember that image to this day.
When I was 9-10 years old me and the neighborhood guys would "explore" various garages and eventually found girly magazines fron the 50s. They must have been 10 to 15 years old but put away in boxes by the owners, most likely the garage owners.

It was then that I discovered Betty Page.
Not by name of course but she literally was the first model that I woulld recognize as "that woman". Betty did a LOT of magazines.

National Geographics came later.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010



Are you aware that's there is a Russian(?) cult that worships this mouse?

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Wrecking Ball posted:



My first crush (I don't know about titillated) as a little girl..

It's only weird if you liked Beardless Riker.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Lt. Dans Legs posted:

It's only weird if you liked Beardless Riker.

I'm not sure how but I think if you're attracted to bald Riker, that makes you a pedophile.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Share food?




Wanted to have sex with Jean Gray SO BAD.

Wanted to do it with a penis.

(Don't have penis.)

()

Jam With Seeds
Dec 20, 2008



Wrecking Ball posted:



My first crush (I don't know about titillated) as a little girl..

Oh no, I just remembered I liked Wesley.

drat this thread.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



PhazonLink posted:

Are you aware that's there is a Russian(?) cult that worships this mouse?

Step aside bronies




Jam With Seeds posted:

Oh no, I just remembered I liked Wesley.

drat this thread.

Probably the weirdest confession so far.

XOIC of Radishes
Oct 1, 2009

I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!


Jam With Seeds posted:

Oh no, I just remembered I liked Wesley.

drat this thread.

I bet you liked it when he didn't shut up. What a rebel.

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

How do you baffle a vegetable?

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Even though I grew up in Kansas I always a thing for Canadian girls.



Oh God, I just realized I paired Anne and Diana years before I knew what that was. I thought "Ooh, bosom friends? I like the SOUND of that!" (Also, Laura Ingalls Wilder on Little House. Good God, I liked headstrong farmgirls.)

I'm pretty sure I loved Babs Bunny and Dot as an 8 year old, though. Not together. Just...I liked them. I thought they were sassy and had that cool clothes-changing ability. I guess I was hardwired for femmes already?

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

Unchallenged titleholder for 'most worthless trading card set ever made' is the ProSet Super Stars MusiCards from 1991. I got a box of the packs at a garage sale run by my babysitter. I wanted some Star Wars toys, but my dick babysitter who ran the sale convinced me into buying these.

I got all the unique cards in like 10 packs, and the other 20 packs were all duplicates. They are so cheaply made that they could be Happy Meal inserts and people would feel ripped off getting them. I even got bored opening the packs. It takes some serious bullshit to destroy a first grader's fascination with opening wrapped things. To add insult to injury, MC Hammer's card shows no hammerpants so he looked like a black Liberace with mystery hips.

I still thought these cards were amazing for no good reason other than my babysitter said they were. Dick!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


XOIC of Radishes posted:

I bet you liked it when he didn't shut up. What a rebel.

Wesley Crusher was created for the sole purpose of giving eight year old a character to remind them of themselves and to be impossibly smarter than all the adults who actually paid their loving dues and had commendations for valor and poo poo.

Jam With Seeds
Dec 20, 2008



XOIC of Radishes posted:

I bet you liked it when he didn't shut up. What a rebel.

All those adults treating him like an annoying kid, didn't they know he was a genius?

I didn't want to remember this shame.

leidend
May 18, 2008



Crow_Rodeo posted:

Even though I grew up in Kansas I always a thing for Canadian girls.





Also, I'm still looking for a girl as into 1930's race planes as she was...



You shouldn't be titillated by Canadian girls?

I mean, 15 year old me had a huge crush on 15 year old Jessica Alba on the Flipper show. But I'm pretty sure that's ok.



Having a crush on Flipper himself on the other hand...

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



I got an erection when I dismantled my Robocop toy, re-enacting the scene in Robocop 2 where he gets picked up by the giant magnet and is then cut apart. This scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hG2OFFwNi8

I don't have any crazy pain fetishes or anything like that these days, so who knows.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

Step aside bronies




Probably the weirdest confession so far.

So...Which one wears the ginger wig and giant goggles during the gangbang?

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Robo Reagan posted:

So...Which one wears the ginger wig and giant goggles during the gangbang?
I think the only woman in the group (bottom right), unless the one on the top left is also a woman. Actually does not matter, that person would look the most like a giant mouse in the wig so it's that person.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.

EasternBronze posted:

Didn't have the internet when I was a kid, lived in a relatively small town, but the library always had plenty of books featuring Classical paintings

Sex scenes from "A Clockwork Orange." Artistic sex should not be the first sex you are exposed to. The order should be regular sex, then evil domineering sex, once you understand the difference.

"A naked blade is reckoned less obscene than a naked woman."
-Jake Stonebender

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Share food?


Oh, also that one episode in Gargoyles where Eliza turned into a gargoyle. I hid my face under the pillow because I was so embarrassed at how I felt, even if I didn't really get what the hell that feeling was.



Dammit.

Glenn
Jul 26, 2009

In your head, but no less real.


Jimson posted:

Sometimes I'd play Pokemon, and let my Pokemon get to really low health and then just start using Growl or any move that doesn't do damage while wanking it.

Woah.



One of the first crushes I can remember. It taught me that even as a gay male, I can still have my share of woman crushes -- like Anne Hathaway .

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

Mass extinction, darling, hypocrisy. These things are not good for me. Do you see what I see, dear?


Crow_Rodeo posted:

Also, I'm still looking for a girl as into 1930's race planes as she was...




This is a thread for poo poo you shouldn't have been titillated by, like talking rocks and muppets, not a thread for poo poo you would unironically take the bone-zone as a grown adult.


Pick posted:

Oh, also that one episode in Gargoyles where Eliza turned into a gargoyle. I hid my face under the pillow because I was so embarrassed at how I felt, even if I didn't really get what the hell that feeling was.



Dammit.

I was coming in here to post this. This, and her regular self. Yowza. In retrospect, she was fairly sexualized.

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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.


Glenn posted:

Woah.



One of the first crushes I can remember. It taught me that even as a gay male, I can still have my share of woman crushes -- like Anne Hathaway .

Haha, I was just coming here to post this. She was so fine.

I can't believe she's over 40 now.

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