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ZackHoagie
Dec 25, 2007

now eat him.

This just in, Really Bad Company EA and Increasing Concerning Creeping Pile of People Bioware have announced Dragon Age 3: We probably should cut our losses with this series I mean



FEATURES:
  • Runs on Frostbite 2
  • Brand new country: Orlais!

And that's it. Oh I guess the dude at BioWare Edmonton said

IGN Article posted:

“The Dragon Age team has been working on Dragon Age 3: Inquisition for almost two years now,” said BioWare Edmonton and Montreal general manager Aaryn Flynn. “We’ve been poring over player feedback from past games and connecting directly with our fans. They haven’t held back, so we’re not either. With Dragon Age 3: Inquisition, we want to give fans what they’re asking for – a great story with choices that matter, a massive world to explore, deep customization and combat that is both tactical and visceral.”

“At the same time,” Flynn added, “we know we need new technology to truly make this vision become fully realized. And we’ve been working with DICE to make Frostbite 2 the foundation for the engine that is going to power Dragon Age 3.”

But people in this forum trust the people there as far as they can throw them.

Anyways, Dragon Age 3, sequel to game that half of you played and all of you hate is here. Go ahead and go apeshit about how the Dr's need to eat all the dicks or whatever until Q4 2012 and probably long after that.

ZackHoagie fucked around with this message at Sep 17, 2012 around 19:58

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Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Oh! I Feel It.
I Feel The Cosmos!


I'm pissed because I already see myself buying this.

"Bioware, it's not you it's me, I can be better. Just take me back please"

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.


Will this be the new poo poo?

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?



I'm cautiously optimistic since underneath the lazy cash grab that was DA2 I found a fairly entertaining game. That said, I have a bad feeling about a move to frostbite 2. Are they really throwing out an engine they spent nearly 10 years on after 2 games? I have to wonder if it was pushed on them by EA or if their engine is just a big piece of poo poo to work with. A new continent seems entirely strange considering the entire story of DA so far is about that continent.

I'm surprised it wasn't canned, though. DA2 wasn't received too well (though I'm sure it made a profit) and EA seemed like they were looking to size down a bit after SWTOR.

Edit: 2013. Oh right. New consoles. It could just be that Frostbite 2 is already being optimized for them.

Bastard Priest
Jun 16, 2010

by Fistgrrl


Bioware is like the crazy ex that you realize isn't good for you but still take back, because even bad sex is good enough.

Smart Car
Mar 31, 2011



Those are some really awkward looking n's in Inquisition. I wonder why they thought mixing serif and sans serif in one letter was a good idea.

E: Huh, it's actually consistent with what they did for Origins. It's still weird looking though.

Smart Car fucked around with this message at Sep 17, 2012 around 19:55

Grimwall
Dec 11, 2006

Product of Schizophrenia


Apparently Origins team kept working on the sequel (now DA3) while some other team did the horrible DA2. I can sorta believe this because DA2 was obviously an expansion turned full game at the end.

Utgardaloki
Mar 2, 2009


I can't rage about it yet, they haven't told me why it will suck yet.

Every single piece of info released about DA2 was a strong hint it would be a bad game, I didn't hate it in advance for nothing!

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

Slightly Amused



So another new protagonist in a completely new place? I'm guessing once again all your choices will not have mattered in the slightest.

ZackHoagie
Dec 25, 2007

now eat him.

Sankis posted:

A new continent seems entirely strange considering the entire story of DA so far is about that continent.

Actually this is just me loving up and not reading poo poo correctly. It takes place in Orlais, apparently.

Sensenmann
Sep 8, 2012


If comical Casey is part of the team I assume we'll get lots of artistic integrity, speculations and a massive pile of turd to polish.

voltron lion force
Sep 15, 2010



I will buy and complete this game just to ridicule it on various online message boards. That'll show those Bioware bastards.

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

Grimwall posted:

Apparently Origins team kept working on the sequel (now DA3) while some other team did the horrible DA2. I can sorta believe this because DA2 was obviously an expansion turned full game at the end.

No, you can still sort of believe it because you have enough foundation left to cover up the black eyes. Don't believe anything these people say because it's all lies.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

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Don't kid yourselves, half of you will still buy this.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

and she told me, "Listen honey. There's hundreds of strong men out there. I like men who are kind, who are honest, men who can be open with me."

How many cross-species NPCs can I gay romance? If it's everybody then DA3 is an instant buy for me.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?



ZackHoagie posted:

Actually this is just me loving up and not reading poo poo correctly. It takes place in Orlais, apparently.

Orlais? Awesome. That's actually what I really wanted in a DA3.

Well, next to Tevinter at least.

Sensenmann
Sep 8, 2012


Just noticed the "choices will matter" part. Seriously? They actually went there after ME3?

LobsterTick
Jul 11, 2011

"We did something this year that was not based on animosity."

I thought their only excuse(I mean, real excuse) for DA2 was that they were done with the franchise and just wanted to squeeze as much money as possible from it before it dies horrible agonizing death. Welp, it just went from evil but logical to absolute .

Fag Boy Jim
Oct 7, 2007

unban longavs


exquisite tea posted:

How many cross-species NPCs can I gay romance? If it's everybody then DA3 is an instant buy for me.

Finally, reason.

BattleHamster
Mar 18, 2009



voltron lion force posted:

I will buy and complete this game just to ridicule it on various online message boards. That'll show those Bioware bastards.

I will not buy this game but will ridicule it on various message boards except everyone will tell me that my opinions are moot because I never played the game.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?



LobsterTick posted:

I thought their only excuse(I mean, real excuse) for DA2 was that they were done with the franchise and just wanted to squeeze as much money as possible from it before it dies horrible agonizing death. Welp, it just went from evil but logical to absolute .

DA2 was cheaply made as an EA stopgap, not because Origins did poorly and they wanted to exploit it one last time. DA:O did really, really well.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Finally I can experience Le Neuf Merde in fantasy France. Please have the alignment system be Haughty<->Existential.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Do Randroids Dream of Objective Sheep?

quote:

We’ve been poring over player feedback from past games and connecting directly with our fans. They haven’t held back, so we’re not either.

Considering the quality of fans remaining to give this franchise the time of day, I'm not so sure they should be trumpeting this.

PurplieNurplie
Jan 14, 2009


I'm curious as to how they'll implement the multiplayer, if they decide to keep that as a thing. Would it be competitive (somehow,) or co-op like ME3? Either way, I hope this ends up better than DA2

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?



PurplieNurplie posted:

I'm curious as to how they'll implement the multiplayer, if they decide to keep that as a thing. Would it be competitive (somehow,) or co-op like ME3? Either way, I hope this ends up better than DA2

There's no doubt there will be multiplayer. EA has gone on the record multiple times saying they no longer make singleplayer games.

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

Barudak posted:

Finally I can experience Le Neuf Merde in fantasy France. Please have the alignment system be Haughty<->Existential.

I would actually buy this game if it were called Dragon Age: The Nine poo poo.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012


Utgardaloki posted:

I can't rage about it yet, they haven't told me why it will suck yet.

Every single piece of info released about DA2 was a strong hint it would be a bad game, I didn't hate it in advance for nothing!


This is going to be great. I predict at first DA3 is going to sound like a decent enough game, like at first it's going to sound like they actually listened to people's complaints. Then somebody on the team is going to say something horrible or show some of the new "hot rodded" art and then it's all down hill from there.



This is going to be as bad as 2 or pretty good like 1, either way it's probably going to be entertaining



[e] I can't wait to see DA3's Waifu/Bishie love interests. I wonder how they're going to top that retard Merrill

DrManiac fucked around with this message at Sep 17, 2012 around 20:17

Whizbang
Sep 21, 2008


I hope there are more of the amazing color-based endings that I've come to expect from Bioware.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Do Randroids Dream of Objective Sheep?

Sensenmann posted:

Just noticed the "choices will matter" part. Seriously? They actually went there after ME3?

Why not? Why not say DA3 will also cook dinner in half the time while giving you a backrub you'll never forget? Who could EA/Bioware possibly alienate with false claims that isn't already off the bus?

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Whizbang posted:

I hope there are more of the amazing color-based endings that I've come to expect from Bioware.

The optimal ending will be merging demons and humans into a new form of life. Horrifying implications will not be even considered.

Also magic is gone for some reason.

voltron lion force
Sep 15, 2010



Remember when whoever sent those cupcakes to Bioware and they wouldn't even eat them? That was funny.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Willie Tomg posted:

Why not? Why not say DA3 will also cook dinner in half the time while giving you a backrub you'll never forget? Who could EA/Bioware possibly alienate with false claims that isn't already off the bus?

DA3 will feature the most integrated and comprehensive minority issue discussion tools ever created. Behold how the party dynamic changes when you meet your group consisting of an asexual (non-white), a woman (non-white), a man (non-white), a trans (non-white), a physically impaired person, and a homosexual (non-white). Players will recoil in horror as they fight their nemesis a mewling White Male who seeks to keep everyone in the kyriarchy. Are you a tough enough inquisitor to deliver true social justice?

Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



I for one am eagerly awaiting the inevitable Dragon Age/Dead Space crossover game with waist high walls and dwarves.

You use the dwarves for cover.

Fag Boy Jim
Oct 7, 2007

unban longavs


Sankis posted:

There's no doubt there will be multiplayer. EA has gone on the record multiple times saying they no longer make singleplayer games.

I don't know, the way they worded it said that the "multiplayer" could easily just be social elements like leaderboards (however the hell those would work in a big RPG), online Facebook games, or something like that.

Lord Binky
Jun 4, 2006

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes


Hopefully this will be the game that finally, somehow, tanks this lovely company.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!



Fall/Winter 2013, good lord.

Sensenmann
Sep 8, 2012


Willie Tomg posted:

Why not? Why not say DA3 will also cook dinner in half the time while giving you a backrub you'll never forget? Who could EA/Bioware possibly alienate with false claims that isn't already off the bus?

Fair point. Still, that statement gives me gas.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Quest For Glory II posted:

I for one am eagerly awaiting the inevitable Dragon Age/Dead Space crossover game with waist high walls and dwarves.

You use the dwarves for cover.



Sir Isaac of Clarke will destroy all of his enemies with the Boots of Stomping.

precision
May 7, 2006



DA2's ending was a giant neon TO BE CONTINUED and there were a poo poo ton of hints within the game that DA3 would be set in Orlais. I am not sure that some of you who are complaining or confused actually played DA2 (not that I blame you, it was mediocre-to-bad but not nearly as bad as this forum likes to say it was).

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Do Randroids Dream of Objective Sheep?

Lord Binky posted:

Hopefully this will be the game that finally, somehow, tanks this lovely company.

Bioware is a single part of EA and EA's sports franchises are locked-in annual seed money to recover from all but total devastation sustained for several years in a row. If The Old Republic didn't tank EA then no single title will.

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