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I'm freaking out, E/N. I'm a massive piece of poo poo. I don't like seeing huge walls of text so I'll try to be brief. I've always been bi-curious, I'm pretty sure I'm heterosexual but I've always been curious about having sex with a guy. I've always had this anxiety where I want to do it but I think it might be a disappointment or whatever, thing is I had never done it. Until last week. You might say "Hey, congrats on expressing your sexuality" or something like that, I say I feel like dying. You see, I have a girlfriend whom I love very much. Been with her for over a year and we're very happy. I don't know what came over me but I ended up calling up a transexual prostitute to have her gently caress me. After it was over and she was pulling out I saw her doing something weird and I went "Oh no, the condom slipped or something", so I asked her and she said it didn't. Cue me freaking out since last week that I might have caught an STD because, oh surprise, I've been feeling weird lately and to top it all off I've had unprotected sex with my girlfriend since. What the gently caress do I do now?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:28 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 09:42 |
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You make an appointment with your doctor to get checked out and tested. And then prepare to be ridiculed in this thread.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:29 |
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So did you use Craigslist or what?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:32 |
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Just watch Gangnam Style like 10 times in a row. There's no way you won't feel better. Psy will scream the STDs out of your arse.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:36 |
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ImplosiveF posted:I'm pretty sure I'm heterosexual but I've always been curious about having sex with a guy. You probably need to examine this further.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:37 |
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You hire all of the prostitutes friends, invite them over and turn your parents' house into a brothel for the weekend.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:37 |
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Go to a doctor and get tested for STDs. You might just have phantom symptoms, but you want to be absolutely sure here.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:48 |
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This is what I hate, this is exactly what happens when you aren't cautious about a hooker, especailly a transgender one. If your'e really gonna go down that road, it is always a must to find out which services have clean girls. Now, it could just be your mind loving with you, but in anycase go to the clinic, hope its nothing permanent, and tell your Girlfriend the result of said test. Then be prepared to break up. And don't go and use a hooker unless you know what your doing....
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:49 |
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Who the gently caress just has a lapse of logic and calls up a transexual prostitute? And you are a massive piece of poo poo based on the STD thing alone, end your relationship as soon as possible you terrible person.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:55 |
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Weirdness is a known STI symptom. The weirder you feel, the more concurrent infections you're likely to have.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:56 |
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Go to a doctor and get tested. In three months get tested again and then again in 3 more months. It can take that long for hiv to show up. Edit: Then never tell a soul about it again. Double edit: My bad, forgot about the girlfriend...tell her.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 14:58 |
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ImplosiveF posted:to top it all off I've had unprotected sex with my girlfriend since. Then you should tell her what you did as soon as possible so she can get tested. And please explain why you had sex with your girlfriend after doing this, especially unprotected. Jesus, dude 
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:00 |
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Jizznastics posted:This is what I hate, this is exactly what happens when you aren't cautious about a hooker, especailly a transgender one. If your'e really gonna go down that road, it is always a must to find out which services have clean girls. I looked her up on forums and stuff, there were nothing but good comments... Konar posted:Who the gently caress just has a lapse of logic and calls up a transexual prostitute? And you are a massive piece of poo poo based on the STD thing alone, end your relationship as soon as possible you terrible person. A possibly bi-sexual dude who has been thinking about doing it for ages Quixotic posted:Weirdness is a known STI symptom. The weirder you feel, the more concurrent infections you're likely to have. Ok, I'll be more specific, I feel fatigued, my throat kinda hurts and I've had headaches since the last three days or so. It might be just symptoms of me stressing out over this, but I don't know, I'm no doctor.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:01 |
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wutheringbites posted:Then you should tell her what you did as soon as possible so she can get tested. And please explain why you had sex with your girlfriend after doing this, especially unprotected. Jesus, dude. Because I'm a coward and couldn't tell her, basically.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:05 |
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Was your session just regular intercourse? This is important to tell the physician as your chances of getting infected with HIV are greatly increased if you were sodomized. And you need to be alittle more proactive then reading forum posts of her. You also need to tell your girl friend, or you will be a completely unredeemable peice of poo poo that deserves what ever you caught. Thats only if you don't tell her.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:05 |
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Congratulations, OP, you might literally be a murderer!
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:09 |
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You need to: 1) Get yourself tested immediately. 2) Tell your girlfriend the truth. She deserves to know that you cheated on her with a transexual prostitute. And she also needs to get tested, which she won't know to do unless you tell her. 3) And if she doesn't immediately break up with you (she should), then you really need to think about and discuss your relationship. If you feel this uncontrollable urge to gently caress a dude that you get a transexual prostitute, then you really need to address it. 4) Keep this thread updated. Don't be a double-coward.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:10 |
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for the war effort
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ImplosiveF posted:Because I'm a coward and couldn't tell her, basically.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:10 |
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So was the sex good? Man, how long have you been with your girlfriend? I'm not certain she'll be able to get over likely being infected unknowingly by her boyfriend who called a transexual prostitute and didn't tell her about possibly spreading HIV or any number of really icky STIs.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:12 |
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almightyerin posted:Go to a doctor and get tested. In three months get tested again and then again in 3 more months. It can take that long for hiv to show up. Different STDs vary on how long it takes for symptoms to appear. Some take weeks to surface and others take months. It's recommended to get regularly tested every three months. After six months of testing and you have had no symptoms, you most likely do not have an STD. It is important to avoid sexual activity in the testing period otherwise, you risk contracting an STD in that time period or passing it to someone else even if you don't show any current symptoms. ImplosiveF posted:Because I'm a coward and couldn't tell her, basically. After cheating on her and possibly contracting STDs, you couldn't at least make up an excuse to not have sex? You could have made up something up like, "I hit my dick with a golf club so let's not have sex today." I really hope you didn't contract any STDs, if only because I don't want your girlfriend to contract it because you're a huge idiot.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:13 |
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So did the prostitute wear a condom even? What do you mean by they "did something weird" ?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:14 |
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ImplosiveF posted:Because I'm a coward and couldn't tell her, basically. You are literally a pathetic piece of poo poo.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:14 |
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Quixotic posted:Tell her immediately. Jesus Christ. Stop posting and tell her right now. What the gently caress do I tell her? "Hey honey, you know how a couple of days ago on your birthday we had sex? Well yeah, you should get tested for STDs 'cos a tranny hosed me in the rear end and I might have gotten infected"  Darth123123 posted:So was the sex good? It sucked.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:14 |
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What's her screen name? I'll tell her for you, for a fee.... If you don't want to go that route, I suggest calling a clinic and scheduling a test immediately. If (though I doubt this happens) you somehow come up clean, it may be best to avoid this subject with your girlfriend altogether, assuming you love her enough.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:15 |
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ImplosiveF posted:What the gently caress do I tell her? "Hey honey, you know how a couple of days ago on your birthday we had sex? Well yeah, you should get tested for STDs 'cos a tranny hosed me in the rear end and I might have gotten infected"
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:15 |
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Jizznastics posted:Was your session just regular intercourse? This is important to tell the physician as your chances of getting infected with HIV are greatly increased if you were sodomized Wait, what exactly is the difference between "regular intercourse" and "sodomy", here? Also why would he have to tell his physician the details, if he's already there specifically to get tested for STDs?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:15 |
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ImplosiveF posted:What the gently caress do I tell her? "Hey honey, you know how a couple of days ago on your birthday we had sex? Well yeah, you should get tested for STDs 'cos a tranny hosed me in the rear end and I might have gotten infected" Well its' not like there's a good way to say it so yeah that'd work. How old are you? If you're under 24 you just really need to end this one, and fast. Have an actual exploritory phase.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:16 |
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ImplosiveF posted:Ok, I'll be more specific, I feel fatigued, my throat kinda hurts and I've had headaches since the last three days or so. It might be just symptoms of me stressing out over this, but I don't know, I'm no doctor. Sounds like stress to me. Get tested.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:16 |
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Quixotic posted:Tell her immediately. Jesus Christ. Stop posting and tell her right now. Tell her immediately. Expect that she will end the relationship for you CHEATING on her. Expect that she will hate you for putting HER health at risk without a second thought. Go to the doctor to alleviate your own concerns. Expect to spend a few months in limbo since the really nasty stuff takes a while to get the all clear from. You're not going to feel symptoms for a long time if you do have something. Do not use that as your metric 'oh I feel fine.' Do not have unprotected sex until you get those final test results. Yeah you screwed up. You know what would make you feel any worse? Not doing anything and continuing to put your girlfriend, who you cheated on, at risk. so don't do that. And in doing the right thing you'll grow up a bit and really be able to make adult decisions about your sexuality instead of weird impulsive ones. Who calls up a prostitute for their first time. Really? If you were going to cheat you could have at least found someone who wasn't banging people for money.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:16 |
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ImplosiveF posted:What the gently caress do I tell her? "Hey honey, you know how a couple of days ago on your birthday we had sex? Well yeah, you should get tested for STDs 'cos a tranny hosed me in the rear end and I might have gotten infected" Tell her now and prepare to be single, you jackass.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:19 |
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Call her up crying like the broken man whore you are and just spill it out. Don't even think about trying to keep this relationship intact. Tell her and if she doesn't break it off with you. YOU need to.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:19 |
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ImplosiveF posted:What the gently caress do I tell her? "Hey honey, you know how a couple of days ago on your birthday we had sex? Well yeah, you should get tested for STDs 'cos a tranny hosed me in the rear end and I might have gotten infected" Yes. And hopefully she will break up with you for having unprotected sex with a prostitute.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:19 |
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Veskit posted:How old are you? If you're under 24 you just really need to end this one, and fast. Have an actual exploritory phase. What happens if he is over 24?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:19 |
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Millie posted:Yes. And hopefully she will break up with you for having unprotected sex with a prostitute.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:20 |
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Toriori posted:So did the prostitute wear a condom even? What do you mean by they "did something weird" ? Whirled his dick around while reciting the pledge of allegiance. EDIT: OP I heard if you cut off the body part that is infected you may actually stop the spread of the disease. So basically cut your rear end off. But yeah go get STD tested, why do we even need to tell you this?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:20 |
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What exactly does "doing something weird" mean? And echoing everyone else, you have to tell your girlfriend that you had unprotected sex with a prostitute and may have exposed her to something. It doesn't matter morally what the gender of the prostitute was, though you certainly have increased transmission risk, exploring a suppressed side of yourself is an absolute poo poo excuse to endanger the one that you "love." e- seriously? You decided to risk giving her the worst birthday present and are now using it as an excuse to avoid telling her about a threat to her wellbeing?
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:22 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:Whirled his dick around while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:22 |
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You know that the side effects of untreated STDs such as chlamydia and gonorrhoea can include infertility and often don't show any symptoms in women, right? So if you don't tell your girlfriend about what you did you could end up robbing her of her chance to have children, or lead to her infecting someone else with STDs. And if she does catch something from you the sooner she knows and can seek treatment the better off she'll be. You have to tell her.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:23 |
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I don't really understand how having sex with a female hooker would quell any bi-curious/homosexual urges. I'm also extremely unclear on the genre of sex which you had. I will also say that as a man, the responsibility to wear a condom lays with you. Female condoms are sort of a niche thing; I don't think I've ever even seen one in real life. Best wishes.
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| # ? Sep 19, 2012 15:24 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 09:42 |
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^^^e;fb So wait wait wait wait, you had your chance to cheat on your girlfriend to explore your bi-feelings and you didn't find a nice gay gentleman, but a nice transgenered lady? I don't think this even counts as "exploring your bi-curious side" this is straight up paying hooker to peg you while your GF is out of town. 
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