I made a huge fucking mistake and I don't think I've ever felt worse

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ImplosiveF: Dec 17, 2008; by Fistgrrl

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# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:13

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# ? May 24, 2013 13:35

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; young negritos with attitude

Teabiscuit posted:

Do you have a problem with a clean beautiful t-girl offering her services to someone who obviously wants it?

Yeah it's creepy as poo poo to do it over an e/n thread?

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:13

Teabiscuit: Jul 21, 2005

tbp posted:

Yeah it's creepy as poo poo to do it over an e/n thread?

Please stop being so transphobic!!

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:16

The Ender: Aug 2, 2012; MY OPINIONS ARE NOT WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN SHIT

...What did I just read?

OP, you're just trolling, right? Nobody who can vote or operative an automobile is actually this incompetent and selfish, right?

Holy poo poo.

EDIT: Yup, just a troll. Thank God.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:18

BillNyeTheNaziSpy: May 27, 2010

drat, now thats a nice looking cock.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:21

Konar: Dec 14, 2006

LOL

Lovely OP, I had my suspicions at first but your posts in ADTRW made me think it was real. Bravo

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:23

Coin: Jan 9, 2006; I'm no shitposter; I always know how I'm posting is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like reading the thread, effortposting, and respecting the mods. So if you think about it, I'm the best poster here.

Yeah, you got me.

Also, thanks for the trangender porn!

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:29

rizuhbull: Mar 30, 2011

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:30

Look a sunflower: Jan 6, 2010; There may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house.

Wow, those are the worst implants I've ever seen.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:42

Toriori: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Hey, you found a pic of what happened to the condom, and I found a pic of you. What a time to be alive.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:46

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Good troll OP, for a minute there you had me thinking you were an idiot!

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:47

Reene: Aug 26, 2005; ... "Happy?" What is this strange, unsad emotion of which you speak?

Strong start, weak finish.

Learn when to quit while you're ahead, OP.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:50

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; young negritos with attitude

Teabiscuit posted:

Please stop being so transphobic!!

Oh please don't play the victim, I thought you were a guy at first. Doesn't change the fact that it's creepy.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:51

Boten Anna: Feb 22, 2010

Well either the op is a piece of poo poo, or the op is a piece of poo poo and a troll

# ? Sep 19, 2012 22:55

Teabiscuit: Jul 21, 2005

tbp posted:

Oh please don't play the victim, I thought you were a guy at first. Doesn't change the fact that it's creepy.

When you drive/walk through a red light zone and a hooker cat calls you do you go up to them and tell them how creepy they are being? That would be really funny to see actually.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 23:16

The Ender: Aug 2, 2012; MY OPINIONS ARE NOT WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN SHIT

Earwicker posted:

Good troll OP, for a minute there you had me thinking you were an idiot!

I mean, I thought there was an off-chance the OP was serious... and then he said he took the precautionary measure of using a forum post as a vetting mechanism for the sex worker.

That stretches credibility a tad too far.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 23:24

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; Melting.

Teabiscuit posted:

When you drive/walk through a red light zone and a hooker cat calls you do you go up to them and tell them how creepy they are being? That would be really funny to see actually.

I would if human detritus didn't carry AIDS

# ? Sep 19, 2012 23:31

Jizznastics: Apr 1, 2012; irritating

mmm, well played. Well played.

# ? Sep 19, 2012 23:33

Teabiscuit: Jul 21, 2005

Vomik posted:

I would if human detritus didn't carry AIDS

That's pretty not nice dude...

# ? Sep 19, 2012 23:36

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

To be fair, having his dirt tunnel stretched like an old sock by the apricot-sized glans of a shemale's meat cudgel might qualify him as a master puppet, if not a full puppet master.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:02

Ogmius815: Aug 25, 2005; Hussein?

You know some social norms are actually good. Like "don't cheat on your girlfriend and then put her at risk of dangerous infection"; that's a good social norm.

You know how social norms are enforced?

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:25

Bonaventure: Jun 23, 2005

Ogmius815 posted:

You know how social norms are enforced?

Charivari?

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:31

Install Gentoo: Aug 4, 2011; Can't post for 33 hours!

It's funny how he couldn't be bothered to wear a condom when loving his girlfriend.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:41

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; Melting.

Install Gentoo posted:

It's funny how he couldn't be bothered to wear a condom when loving his girlfriend.

Who wears condoms?

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:43

Quixotic: Sep 2, 2004

The Ender posted:

I mean, I thought there was an off-chance the OP was serious... and then he said he took the precautionary measure of using a forum post as a vetting mechanism for the sex worker.

That stretches credibility a tad too far.

It seems fairly clear that he was using 'transsexual prostitute' as a shock gag because why wouldn't someone just find one of the many willing gay dudes on the internet instead of paying a trans woman, but this forum has rules about calling out bullshit so you might as well plaaaaay along.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:56

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010; Through moonlight and shadow she'd prowl and she'd pry.

Warchicken posted:

I think it's pretty unfair for people to be so hateful towards him. I really, really dislike it when people treat other people that way. Have some empathy.

Yes, he's admitted what he did was wrong, said he feels terrible about it, and did the right thing in telling her and going to get tested. That sounds like the actions of someone who wants to do the right thing, and is a pretty good criteria for seeing if someone is a decent person or not. I don't see why you think you're qualified to say that 'he's more upset at the realization that he might have contracted HIV or something than infecting his girlfriend'. You're just guessing about that because you want to see him in the most negative light possible.

He only did the right thing after everyone in this thread told him to do it. Before that, he wasn't going to tell her. Do you really not see a reason for the vitriol?

Edit: well, that's what I get for not reading the last page.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 00:59

Arch Stanton: Nov 23, 2003; EYEBALLS AND TONGUES DON'T MIX EW EW EW EW EW

Good troll, A+++++++ would read again.

My favorite part of this thread:

1) Every transexual sex worker is HIV+

2) As soon as you're done rawdogging, it's time to get tested. No waiting required!

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:05

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Arch Stanton posted:

My favorite part of this thread:

1) Every transexual sex worker is HIV+

2) As soon as you're done rawdogging, it's time to get tested. No waiting required!

So your favorite parts of the thread are parts that didn't actually happen?

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:10

Teabiscuit: Jul 21, 2005

This guy sure is a puppetmaster all right and not desperately trying to pretend the terrible thing he did didin't happen after realizing it was loving stupid to ask an internet forum about it.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:22

Bstyles: Jan 29, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Yeah, I still think he got hosed in the rear end by a transsexual prostitute.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:23

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; Melting.

Arch Stanton posted:

Good troll, A+++++++ would read again.

My favorite part of this thread:

1) Every transexual sex worker is HIV+

2) As soon as you're done rawdogging, it's time to get tested. No waiting required!

My favorite part was when people talked about condoms as though they are real things people use

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:31

betaraywil: Dec 30, 2006; Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

What a fascinating social experiment this has been.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:34

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; a fanfiction involving Brad, Lina, Rylai, and Aiushtha

I'll believe anything thank you for reminding me of this fact op. Funny thread.

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:50

Boten Anna: Feb 22, 2010

Arch Stanton posted:

Good troll, A+++++++ would read again.

My favorite part of this thread:

1) Every transexual sex worker is HIV+

2) As soon as you're done rawdogging, it's time to get tested. No waiting required!

3) There are is a lot of Transphobia on the Somethings Awful Forums

# ? Sep 20, 2012 01:52