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Which show has the most (current or future) jobbers wrestling on it?
This poll is closed.
WWE NXT 62 16.36%
WWE Superstars 75 19.79%
WWE Saturday Morning Slam - lmao this thread is old 24 6.33%
WWE Main Event 22 5.80%
Impact Wrestling 196 51.72%
Total: 379 votes
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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Holy poo poo guys this week is drat essential. Cesaro and Kidd were freaking awesome, Ohno vs Trent was great AND got Trent a win AND furthered Steamboat/Ohno and then Seth kicked Heath Slater's head off.

New announcer sounds like Matt Striker, not sure how I feel about that. He is good though.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

njsykora posted:

Holy poo poo guys this week is drat essential. Cesaro and Kidd were freaking awesome, Ohno vs Trent was great AND got Trent a win AND furthered Steamboat/Ohno and then Seth kicked Heath Slater's head off.

New announcer sounds like Matt Striker, not sure how I feel about that. He is good though.
Yeah it sounded like Matt trying to do a Fink impression

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

achillesforever6 posted:

Okay since it hasn't been posted today, but I'll try



October 24, 2012

Part 1 Heath Slater, Dusty and Viki promo, Brodus vs Camacho, Kassius Ohno vs Trent Barretta part 1
Part 2 Finish to Kassius vs Trent, Layla and Alicia Fox vs Paige and Audrey Marie, Bronson vs Lincoln Brodrick,Kassius Ohno tearing up a college classroom, Antonio promo :swoon:
Part 3 Antonio Promo continue :allears:, Tyson Kidd confronts Antonio :fap:, Main event Heath Slater with Viki vs Seth Rollins (Guess this was before 3MB)
New commentator, new announcer it seems (at least in Part 1), and what happened to Hunico?

I remember I had a free trial of Hulu Plus from my Roku box and today was the last day to redeem it so I started to the trial and got to watch this on my HD tv.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


October 24, 2012

Part 1 Ryback/Ziggler hype, start of match
Part 2 Ryback vs. Ziggler, Raw recap, etc.
Part 3 ADR vs. Sin Cara, ADR & PTP promo

For those of us who missed it or don't have access. Pretty decent show - it looks like Ryback knows a few more power moves, though it will take a lot of work from his opponents to chain them together in a decent match.

NXT was a lot of fun. Trent/Kassius was great, Kidd and Cesaro should have an awesome match in the near future, and hey, Heath Slater was in the main event! I kind of hope Hunico is injured because if he's being held off TV for any other reason (and Camacho is on TV) it's a travesty. Oh, and given his look I'm amazed at Lincoln Broderick being such a jobber.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


October 26ish, 2012

Part 1 Prime Time Players vs. Usos
Part 2 "Jivin'" Jinder Mahal vs. Tyson Kidd

Looks like a step up for Superstars this week! Two matches, neither of which should be terrible. We need some new nicknames for Jinder and Drew, given their new rockin' alignment. Maharockin' Jinder Mahal? Drew RockIntyre? I am not very good at this game.

IMPORTANT EDIT: 3MB now have their own "Three Man Band" theme music!!!

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Oct 27, 2012

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


October 27, 2012

Brodus vs. Epico
Kane talks about past WWE monsters
Kaitlyn makes a costume
Bateman vs. Cesaro

Main event was a lot of fun and I'd totally watch an arts & crafts show starring Kaitlyn.

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 29, 2012

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Chinston Wurchill posted:



October 27, 2012

Brodus vs. Epico
Kane talks about past WWE monsters
Kaitlyn makes a costume
Bateman vs. Cesaro

Main event was a lot of fun and I'd totally watch an arts & crafts show starring Kaitlyn.

Supposedly, Bateman F'ed up his knee during this match

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
http://pwinsider.com/article/72949/international-star-debuts-for-wwe-developmental.html?p=1

Well the name isn't that awful

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Coulda been worse. Maybe he picked it.

That one really heavily tattooed guy in NXT being called TAC might've saved him.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Chinston Wurchill posted:



October 27, 2012

Brodus vs. Epico
Kane talks about past WWE monsters
Kaitlyn makes a costume
Bateman vs. Cesaro

Main event was a lot of fun and I'd totally watch an arts & crafts show starring Kaitlyn.

I like that the Funkadactyls dress less skimpy for Saturday Morning.

EDIT - Cesaro and Bateman stealing spots from Colt Cabana!

Seriously, I love this show. The matches tend to be such old-school kind of fun.

Perry Normal fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Oct 29, 2012

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Saturday Morning Slam is immensely entertaining and I love that it's only 22 minutes long. I'm glad it's apparently doing really good numbers, so it probably won't be going anywhere.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Perry Normal posted:

EDIT - Cesaro and Bateman stealing spots from Colt Cabana!


This was awesome. I loved it.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Ben So Silly

Yes it is.

MadRhetoric
Feb 18, 2011

I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Ben So Silly

Yes it is.

How do you get an "o" from a short a sound?

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
I find it kind of amusing that nearly everyone pronounces Pac as in "X-Pac" or "2-Pac" but it's actually pronounced "pack."

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

MadRhetoric posted:

How do you get an "o" from a short a sound?

That's how people are going to say it. Nobody is going to say it properly.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

That's how people are going to say it. Nobody is going to say it properly.
I disagree.

It'll be "Ben Saucily"

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Oct 31, 2012

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Chinston Wurchill posted:



October 27, 2012

Brodus vs. Epico
Kane talks about past WWE monsters
Kaitlyn makes a costume
Bateman vs. Cesaro

Main event was a lot of fun and I'd totally watch an arts & crafts show starring Kaitlyn.

I really liked the Bateman vs Cesaro match, really hope they make this as a testing ground for a feud beween Cesaro and USA guy Bateman.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

I really liked the Bateman vs Cesaro match, really hope they make this as a testing ground for a feud beween Cesaro and USA guy Bateman.

Hopefully Bateman recovers from today's knee surgery quickly.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Hopefully Bateman recovers from today's knee surgery quickly.

What did he have done?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
So Hawkins, Hunico, and now Bateman? Apparently being a barely used WWE low carder is a danger on your legs.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Quantrill posted:

What did he have done?

I'm not sure of the details - he was injured on Saturday Morning Slam and posted pictures going into surgery on Twitter.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I'm not sure of the details - he was injured on Saturday Morning Slam and posted pictures going into surgery on Twitter.


From yesterday's Observer update, he said something about the 'SWISSMAN' being responsible for this.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I'm not sure of the details - he was injured on Saturday Morning Slam and posted pictures going into surgery on Twitter.



:911: What a patriot.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


October 31, 2012

Part 1 Orton/Sin/Rey vs. ADR/PTP hype, start of match
Part 2 Match continues, post-match promos
Part 3 More promos, Wade Barrett vs. Tyson Kidd, Barrett and Sheamus promo

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Nov 1, 2012

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Did JBL call Barrett The Load of the Ring?
Mods can you change my name to The Load of the Ring?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Started watching Season 6 of NXT. Just some thoughts

Glad to see Percy Watson is still in the company

I fricking love Leo Kruger

The Ascension...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, Pagie! :swoon:

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Nov 1, 2012

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


October 31, 2012

Part 1 Usos vs. Curtis & McGillicutty, Xavier Woods vs. Leo Kruger
Part 2 Big E promo/interview, Mahal vs. Gabriel vs. McIntyre vs. Bo Dallas promo-off (oh boy), Roman Reigns vs. CJ Parker
Part 3 Tyson Kidd vs. Antonio Cesaro

Loved Curtis' dance on the way to the ring. Big E's promo reminded me of Sesame Street in the most hilarious way. Great, Leakee is back. I haven't watched it yet but the main event gets about 10 minutes and should be really good.

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains
I love Kruger's new look, theme and mannerisms but that neckbreaker is terrible.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Good God the ring announcer on NXT is atrocious. Who is that?

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Chinston Wurchill posted:



October 31, 2012

Part 1 Usos vs. Curtis & McGillicutty, Xavier Woods vs. Leo Kruger
Part 2 Big E promo/interview, Mahal vs. Gabriel vs. McIntyre vs. Bo Dallas promo-off (oh boy), Roman Reigns vs. CJ Parker
Part 3 Tyson Kidd vs. Antonio Cesaro

Loved Curtis' dance on the way to the ring. Big E's promo reminded me of Sesame Street in the most hilarious way. Great, Leakee is back. I haven't watched it yet but the main event gets about 10 minutes and should be really good.

Awesome main event like always, NTX is really my favorite weekly show.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Good God the ring announcer on NXT is atrocious. Who is that?

Summer Rae. Former lingerie football player, former GM of FCW.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


November 1stish, 2012

Part 1 Usos vs. Primo & Epico
Part 2 Brodus vs. McGillicutty

Well, the tag match should be fun.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


November 3, 2012

Sin Cara vs. El Local (Ricardo Rodriguez)
Lucha-related segment
Brodus Clay vs. Cody Rhodes (with Dolph on commentary for some reason!)

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Nov 4, 2012

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Chinston Wurchill posted:



November 3, 2012

Sin Cara vs. El Local (Ricardo Rodriguez)
Lucha-related segment
Brodus Clay vs. Cody Rhodes (with Dolph on commentary for some reason!)

That's a link to last weeks show. :shobon:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Generic CAW posted:

That's a link to last weeks show. :shobon:

This is why I shouldn't quote my past posts and why I should proofread. Link updated.

Surprised they jobbed Cody out like that, but it is the kiddie show and it was taped ages ago.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Surprised they jobbed Cody out like that, but it is the kiddie show and it was taped ages ago.

How far ahead do they tape Saturday Morning Slam?

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

How far ahead do they tape Saturday Morning Slam?
A week or so in advance, but that was because the show's format had one match. Now that it's two, they're probably gonna have matches taped a week apart on the same show since the Sin Cara/El Local match was filmed at least 2 weeks ago.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Perigryn posted:

A week or so in advance, but that was because the show's format had one match. Now that it's two, they're probably gonna have matches taped a week apart on the same show since the Sin Cara/El Local match was filmed at least 2 weeks ago.
The Sin Cara/El Local match was actually taped September 25th, so they've got quite a backlog of matches already.

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


November 7, 2012

Part 1 Kassius Ohno vs. Trent Barreta, Corey Graves promo
Part 2 Big E vs. Memo Montenegro, Luke Harper vs. Jason Jordan, Leakee promo
Part 3 Gabriel/Dallas/McIntyre/Mahal four-way



November 7, 2012

Part 1 Sheamus/Barrett hype, match
Part 2 Match continues
Part 3 R-Truth vs. Heath Slater

The apron spot in Ohno/Barreta was great - good little match overall. Big E suffers from "inappropriate voice for a big dude" syndrome, but it's amusing, as is his angry counting gimmick. Crowd loves the poo poo out of the guy, anyhow. Good to see Wyatt back and I'm hoping his body doesn't explode this time around. Haven't watched the four-way or Sheamus/Barrett yet but I expect good things from both matches. Not to mention the 3MB, baby!

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