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showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008


http://www.idakoos.com/

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Idakoos is one of the biggest personalized products online stores in the world. Thanks to our years of experience the sale and distribution of millions of products, we have thousands of buyers all over that world that choose us to create their t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, acrylic signs and other products to show what they feel and believe or to represent their interests and their passions.

With only a few clicks you can add a touch of you to any of our more than 3 billion products. Products designed with you in mind.

We don’t have finished products, which is why each product ordered by you is unique and made specially for you. A large variety of products is just waiting for you to place your order to be printed on.

It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, as you can receive that unique product with your personal touch in every country in this world. Since each order is unique we ensure that all of our clients receive only the best and most thorough customer service possible.

Our team of customer service agents is here to help during each step of the process as well as after completing your order. We are here to help you!

Basically, somebody had the brilliant idea to automate CafePress's business model, allowing people to instantly order t-shirts for any hobby, sport, occupation, favorite pet, etc that their heart could desire. With no pesky human designers to get in the way of complete accidental machine-generated insanity.

Which makes it possible to instantly order shirts like these:



















And my personal favorite, a sublime work of accidental genius:


It's been hours since I first found out about this and I can't stop compulsively searching for new shirts. I'm absolutely sure that I have not yet found the most insane possible shirt on this site yet.

(Via Metafilter)

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greth
Nov 12, 2008

Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?


I was really hoping that these were actually randomly generated, instead of just being "formula for t-shirt, just add noun". Though that does make it easier to search through for ridiculous things.

ghetto wormhole
Sep 15, 2008


Finally, all the lovely Walmart shirts I've always wanted all on one convenient website!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

say cheese & die


Finally a shirt for my lifestyle

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



http://www.idakoos.com/gifts/wet

I certainly hope it's robots and no humans thought these were good ideas.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

MORE ROBUST THAN EVER BEFORE


Stronger than AN puggle?

Captain Pancakes
Jul 30, 2004



greth posted:

I was really hoping that these were actually randomly generated, instead of just being "formula for t-shirt, just add noun". Though that does make it easier to search through for ridiculous things.



I want a shirt that says "Dog Addiction: Pitbull" but no, I have to opt for "Dog Addiction: Staffordshire Bull Terrier"

DevilsChapstick
Oct 30, 2011




I'm not sure how I feel about this...

bus stop
Jul 18, 2012
nah



I'm really not sure what a depressed finger and hugs have to do with religion.

Toad on a Hat
May 27, 2004

He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.


DevilsChapstick posted:



I'm not sure how I feel about this...

It's about in the same league as this: http://www.idakoos.com/baby+bodysui...airplanes,22348

(I can't get the images to imgur)

Or this! http://www.idakoos.com/baby+bodysui...n-suicide,22357

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


http://i.imgur.com/pFSTq.jpg



I... kind of want all of these.

Edit: http://www.idakoos.com/gifts/ambiguous
http://i.imgur.com/0mBh8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jGzqH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IHPxA.jpg

moller fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 00:02

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



Now I know what to wear ironically to the next unexpecT show.

Man, that's one specific T-Shirt.

bus stop
Jul 18, 2012
nah



Only interested, not quite ready to commit yet.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of mycology.

It's over now. Hipsterdom is finished, as literally every single possible combination of ironic shirt has now been achieved.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

Action Squirrel!


Two great tastes that go together.

Edit:

Space-Pope fucked around with this message at Oct 23, 2012 around 23:54

DevilsChapstick
Oct 30, 2011




Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

DevilsChapstick
Oct 30, 2011


Space-Pope posted:


Two great tastes that go together.
Caring about isn't the same as actively participating in.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.



"Okay, lemme explain first what I do..."

Maultaschen
Jan 19, 2004



It tastes like... rosewater, and... birds in flight.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

I don't know what I find more hilarious, that they have shirts about Juche, or that they put Juche in the religious section.



And this is something that the Korean Friendship Association would wear unironically.

cda
Jan 2, 2010




Their list of religions is pretty all-encompassing.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



I like the idea of going the opposite direction and revealing startling truths about yourself on cutesy T-Shirts with bubbly fonts.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004




DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

What is that on the second shirt?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

http://www.idakoos.com/_seinfeld

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008


http://www.idakoos.com/gifts/nervous?p=3
http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/smell...rything,1973652
http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/man-d...-eating,1961973
http://www.idakoos.com/gifts/nervous?p=3
http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt+long+...e-creepy,806891
This site is amazing. Oh god I am crying from laughter.

Lampsacus fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 00:09

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008




I DON'T THINK SO!!!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


http://i.imgur.com/fkgXV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WMg8L.jpg

Sex, Money, Egg and Spoon Race is hard to beat.

moller fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 00:18

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



drat being on my phone! There's too many to choose from and they're too much work to post.

http://www.idakoos.com/gifts/dick

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006


Oh god, this whole section: http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/adolf?p=1

The Proc
Apr 8, 2005



I'm glad they didn't think this through.

The Proc fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 00:16

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


They have sections for popular names. If you're like me and have an unpopular name, that's okay.

Swami
Jul 14, 2003





These baby bodysuits are a bit presumptuous.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



The great thing about this shirt is that either can wear it.



Well, now I'm just confused.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 8, 2011



Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing Me Spanish Techno



For your little angel. Of death.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



DarkSol posted:

What is that on the second shirt?

The wife!

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008



Jesus christ I'm dying

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012


They clearly downloaded a government db of Australian occupational identifiers. "I am the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Community Liaison Officer your mother warned you about" is loving hilarious, but I am too inept to post a pic from mobile.

"Auslan Interpreter With Attitude" also cracked me up, as did "World's Best Artificial Insemination Technical Officer."

The absolute best in the Occupations category, though, has to be "I'm a Magician, Not a Magician!"

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