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meatpotato: Feb 3, 2005; SPAAAAACE

Wait, what? Gotta love tautologies.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 05:50

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# ? May 25, 2013 20:50

ARACHTION: Mar 10, 2012

This one really cracks me up, it's too perfect.

I might get this for my Catholic friend if I have him in the X-mas gift exchange

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:15

mr. why: Sep 9, 2002; There's nothing wrong with love.

Oh god I need this

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:28

TerminalBlue: Aug 13, 2005; How much Keeffe is in this avatar anyway?

Jesus gently caress, I should wear nothing but these. I'm tired of having to explain that a shirt I'm wearing was picked out and worn just because it has a neat design or whatever and that it doesn't "mean" anything and neither is it "from" something.

Finally shirts that have the exact opposite of a message attached to them.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:30

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

Tsaedje posted:

Finally, someone else who is sick of all the bullshit.

Captain Pancakes fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 06:39

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:33

Caufman: May 7, 2007; Long time listener; first time caller.

Holy cow why don't I only wear shirts from this place.

Donkwich posted:

Is this that late stage of capitalism everyone's bee talking about

I would also like a "Is this that [noun] everyone's been talking about?" template and "late stage of capitalism" category.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:44

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

I didn't see this as a T-Shirt, just a tote, but it still rocks.

Captain Pancakes fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 06:49

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:45

rinski: Sep 12, 2007; Yes, so use your strongest attacks, but whatever you do, don't hit the shell!!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

This reads like a Pictures for Sad Children comic but better.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:47

Vice President: Jul 4, 2007

nw posted:

Knormal posted:

Christmas party at work secret santa gift here I come. This could be the year someone's inappropriate gift ends it once and for all.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 06:49

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010

Actuaries see some poo poo.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 07:14

RagingBoner: Jan 10, 2006; Real Wood Pencil

The obscure instruments on there are amazing.

Edit:

Little Rock, Arkansas: Now in Arizona!

RagingBoner fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 07:21

# ? Oct 24, 2012 07:16

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010

Go on George, tell me again!

EDIT:

Discount Viscount fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 07:54

# ? Oct 24, 2012 07:36

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; QUIET OR PAPA SPANK

Oh god, I'm loving weeping with joy.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 07:56

HATE TROLL TIM: Dec 14, 2006; Kickstarter Hate Criminal

Discount Viscount posted:

Go on George, tell me again!

This one is clever, but it's not about bunnies.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:08

Lord Krangdar: Oct 23, 2007; These are the secrets of death we teach.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:23

Picayune: Feb 26, 2007; I don't know why, little Scrabble tile.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:29

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010

Fair warning, Father:

Nope.

I have a feeling this was on purpose:

I'm already forgetting which of these have been done, I need to slow down before it's not funny.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:31

Count Uvula: Dec 20, 2011

And MY MASTERSTROKE:

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:33

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

sebmojo fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 08:42

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:38

Chronojam: Feb 20, 2006; gosh, mrs. robot, mom told me not to take mixed drinks from strangers

This is surreal. That's a 747 carrying a space shuttle.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 08:47

Jack MacAskill: Feb 21, 2011

# ? Oct 24, 2012 09:11

Admiral Goodenough: Nov 5, 2008; Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

Zazzle.com let's you do something similar, but instead of categories it just lets you paste whatever you want onto a shirt, as chronicled in this blog.

I sort of want this one:

# ? Oct 24, 2012 09:15

Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.

Laughing so hard I'm dry-heaving.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 09:21

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010

# ? Oct 24, 2012 09:28

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010

Okay I think I'm done for tonight after these:

# ? Oct 24, 2012 10:15

quantum_squirrel: Aug 9, 2006

# ? Oct 24, 2012 10:38

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; I HATE JOKES!

This is funnier if you read them all in a row

e: Also:

Splicer fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2012 around 11:47

# ? Oct 24, 2012 11:38

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Chronojam posted:

This is surreal. That's a 747 carrying a space shuttle.

You do know that's how it's actually transported, right?

# ? Oct 24, 2012 13:03

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

The 'Sex, money, egg and spoon race' T-shirt made me laugh harder than it has any right to. I went looking for a few more of those and was not disappointed.

What a stupid question indeed.

# ? Oct 24, 2012 13:04

KingOfTheTramps: Nov 10, 2009; "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I HAVE AN PUGGLE AND I PLAN TO USE IT!!"

# ? Oct 24, 2012 13:45

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; Cleanin' the floor at the speed of light....and a $200 price tag to boot! (thanks DJYar for the avatar)

Admiral Goodenough posted:

Zazzle.com let's you do something similar, but instead of categories it just lets you paste whatever you want onto a shirt, as chronicled in this blog.

I sort of want this one:

Some of those on their store are just incredible. Some highlights: