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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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oxford_town posted:

I can only hope that the torture/rape/paedophilia mods are an elaborate honeytrap, with an FBI-monitored Trojan inside.

Right? :smithicide:

Hey it's not pedophilia it's lolicon those are two totally different things... somehow.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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psivamp posted:

I watched the whole thing to see if maybe they were attached to her wrists and just looked like they sprouted out of her tailbone, but they definitely come out of her tailbone.

I think they are using the Kahjit are now sexy catgirls mod on top of the armor.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Seems like it'd go great with the replace all female npcs with anatomically correct(ish) underage girls mod that I am not loving linking to.

It exists, that's all you need to know. Be careful how deep you delve into bad mods for giggles.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Clever Spambot posted:

This is actually a brilliant parody of HD texture packs

How dare you mock Photoshop's sharpen filter.


The thing that bugs me the most about HD textures is the abuse of bump and/or parallax mapping. Internet nerds having only seen exposed wood in the form of barns left to rot in the middle of a field explored by other internet nerds so the can Photoshop slender man into a photo believe all wood is weathered too look like Clint Eastwood's craggy face.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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I'm guessing they got around it by using one of the thirty Morrowind texture overhauls.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Ghostlight posted:

Wow, when was 'Vanilla' Skyrim patched to have full frontal nudity and triple-Q size breasts?

I think that is what the default vanilla texture looks like on the giant boob model, at least I really hope that's what it means.


If Skyrim updated to put giant tits on everything since the last time I played I might have to give up gaming entirely.

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Bernardo Orel posted:

Caliente's Big Bottom Edition. It's body replacer for females, that makes their bodies ~more curvacious~ or whatever. Various sliders included, so your anime wife dream doll can have the perfect body proportions.

A quick scan of that page lets me know there is a a nevernude version of the giant tits mod. Why?

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Argonian nipples are magic given to them by the nine divines because to quote the mighty Talos, "Boobs look weird without nipples, we should fix that."

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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AbsoluteLlama posted:

I don't understand how guys don't know what boobs actually look like, especially because it's been easy to see real boobs online for a decade.

Real boobs aren't the boobs they want, they want the super-boob they conceived in their 12 year old mind's eye. The one that feels like a balloon filled with sand.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Yeah a prostitution mod is not all that shocking this far into the thread but what the flying gently caress is that thing?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Turtlicious posted:

E: Ok, so it's a mod that replaces the Argonian skins with like human skins, and turns them green, hence why he looks so derpy, and has feathers coming out of his head.

What the flying gently caress.

Well obviously you can't spank it to something with a lizard's head, so you need that... thing.

I can't get that face out of my head, I'm going to have nightmares about it.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Lilfut posted:

What do you think of this: you attempt to seduce her, she shoots you and takes off about half your health, then she won't talk to or interact with you for 3 or 4 ingame days, at which point she proceeds to hate your guts. Sound good?

You could probably script it so she shoots you in both legs crippling them.

This re-delve into Fallout mods reminds me that all the weird poo poo people put in FO3/NV doesn't really stand out as much to me. I guess it's my expectation for a weird grab-bag post apocalypse where boxes of lingerie and cos-play props get found and put into use because they are the least radioactive thing around. I blame Cherry2000 and the like.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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ShoodZ posted:

I think we may have almost come full circle

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://skyrim.jpn.org/images/176/17654.jpg
:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:


What you perceive as a circle is simply the outline of the abyss that you have only just begun to gaze into.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Orv posted:

It's late, I'm exhausted, so googling "xenomorph tits" seems like a completely natural thing to do. I recommend thoroughly against it however.

:NWS?: http://i.imgur.com/H09SV.jpg


Interestingly the Nexus stuff would probably end up the most true to H. R. Giger's designs.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Yeah I considering filling the request but there are four different mod requirements and they don't link to them and only give you the abbreviations.

This all seems like a lot of work to get bouncing expanding breasts in your game about yelling at dragons.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Raygereio posted:

:nws:Look at what you made me do!!:nws:
I didn't get skeletons that would have allowed fiddling with the butcheeks, because apperently doing so would have required me going to loverslab and I'm not going anywhere near there.

Also, that animation: :nws:link:nws:
Trust me, it's not much better on the left side either. They're just constantly moving all over the place, completely ignoring the laws of nature. It's like they're desperatly trying to escape.

The best part is that the small as it goes breast is still huge.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Longer answer: The titillation derived from such mods is mostly about doing something you aren't supposed to do with the game not the actual visuals. It's also why they use mainstream games instead of just buying Rapelay or something.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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GorfZaplen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-Cy2xRz9U

Earlier in the thread we were talking about how nice the STALKER modding community is

:smith:

I don't know if I should attribute the row of "How to stalk people" suggested videos on the name Stalker's or Bronies.

And you can't stop Bronies they will find a way into all that you love and put ponies in it.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Taciturn Tactician posted:

Why did they need to make it a handheld thing? Can't you make it anime while keeping it on the wrist? That was kind of an iconic thing.

As has been said the handheld pipboy is the Readius mod, which allowed users to make custom skins very easily which in turn made it a favorite for "sexy" pipboy screens.

[edit] I'll cop to using Readius for "MY IMMERSION :cry:" reasons I'll take it a step further and admit I used a one of the body replacer mods that gave gave Raiders thongs and made both sexes topless, FO:3 and FO:NV had sensible underwear in the form of tank tops and shorts but all Raider armor was either low cut for females and shirtless for males and it was weird to just see clothes pop onto them when I was looting the corpses.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

At least ME2 had the built-in excuse of "mass effect fields" for every stupid in-game outfit.

Fallout has the "Nothing left in this burnt out irradiated building but this box of cosplay outfits, rivet an old tire on it and call it armor." excuse.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Infinity Gaia posted:

I GIS'd it, and yeah, it sure seems to be a thing. Also, hilariously, has a male version.

People just keep pushing the boundaries of how little you can wear without being actually naked, don't they? At this point I'm pretty sure it's more lewd to wear one of these than to wear nothing at all.

They hail from old burlesque shows and reappeared in the mystical land of Hollywood for the almost nude shots that the actors/models doesn't want to actually be nude for. The other alternative to the not nude nudity is essentially a flesh colored pastie for your lady junk, somehow both made it out into the world as the C-String and the glue on bikini.

Male actors generally get a flesh colored bag they cinch around cock and balls which sadly hasn't caught on despite my best effort and arrest records.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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poptart_fairy posted:

:catstare:

Scarlet Blade is, uh...honest at least? Seriously, how can developers be that transparent about their intentions without getting more backlash is beyond me.

Because it's that transparent, it's not turning Lydia into a purple giantess with dinner plate sized eyes armed with a cock-sword and saying how "It fits more with her personality and the lore."

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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E-Tank posted:

Latest body replacer.

:nws: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/34213/ :nws:

There's apparently a trans version, and there is one good thing coming from it. The mods are all coming down *hard* on all the transphobic asswipes telling the maker what a horrible person they are for having a trans option.

Apparently it's armor conversion gets rid of the boob plate on actual armors so I'm having trouble finding fault with this one. Maybe the bar has just been set that low.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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E-Tank posted:

.... I.....I think there's something wrong with me, perhaps I've been staring into the abyss for far too long, but all I did was burst out laughing.

I was disappointed the weight slider had no effect on cock thickness honestly.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Strong Female posted:

:nws: i think i am bad at embedding links? :nws:

The scariest thing you'll see in Metro Last Light and it's not even a mod :staredog:

We have veered almost exclusively into the titays but only because most horrible mods are centered around them. Come back in a few days when you've got the *REALISTIC HERMAPHRODITE SKIN* texmod that's just a picture of a dong pasted on the thong texture.

NihilCredo posted:

Tig ol' bitties aside, I unironically approve of this as a ~MY IMMERSION~ improvement. I haven't played either Metro game but I know that they are set in a post-apocalyptic Moscow, and I challenge anyone to claim with a straight face that a lap-dancer in any post-apocalyptic Moscow would keep her bra on.

Pfft MY IMMERSION says there's no way she'd keep the bottom on. If Detroit is bottomless then post-apocalyptic Moscow should be to :colbert:


[edit] For actual bad mod content :nms: be-loving-hold :nms:

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Shadowmorn posted:

Why did you even bother doing it in the first place if its not purely for your own enjoyment and/or education? :psyduck:

Now a days most people get into modding for recognition either from fan-boys or from the industry. My personal conformation bias says it wasn't as bad back in my day sonny Jim, you made mods because you wanted them you released them because your friends said you should and all opinions good or bad could get hosed because this poo poo was all about what you and maybe your friends wanted.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Upmarket Mango posted:



*~~so real~~*

I know in real life everybody's face is lit completely different then their body.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Nothing is quite as sexy as the image of a giant jagged fungal infected toenail scraping the inside of a vagina.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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The Kins posted:

These are actually mistakes made by modders, but they're wonderful enough on their own...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC4UkbgbpKM

The dub-step gun part of that floored me with laughter.

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I know the texture work in Skyrim isn't mind blowing but man.

Giant gray turds.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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xanthan posted:

Hey uh, what was that one Skyrim mod that had a mod page mostly made of lives? You know, the one where someone picked it apart pointing out how it couldn't do a lot of the crap it supposedly did.

You are probably thinking of Duel which is supposed to change all kinds of things but apparently when somebody combed through it just upped damage across the board and increased stamina usage. I don't have a link to the breakdown but maybe somebody else does.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Gonkish posted:

The best part about this is that he's a full-on Libertarian shithead that completely buys into the whole individual liberty thing, yet HATES it when people are offered options that he doesn't agree with.

You forgot the "but I repeat myself" at the end of that.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Doctor Shitfaced posted:

So this is a Fallout 3 mod revolving around some pre-war porno company/brothel thing:

The Mod Author posted:

Note: screen shots are digitally blurred but in-game magazine is uncensored

Oh good I was worried for a second I wouldn't get some sweet poser porn in my nuclear apocalypse.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Senior Scarybagels posted:

If you do, you will hurt the entirety of the world by ruining queen. Do you really want to do that?

No force can ruin Queen not even Brony Queen cover band.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Arcsquad12 posted:

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/46580/?tab=3&navtag=%2Fajax%2Fmodimages%2F%3Fuser%3D0%26id%3D46580 :nws:

Skimpy mods are no stranger to Elder Scrolls games. This one just stood out because of the horrifying alien masquerading as a human in the pictures.

That actually made me flinch when I opened what looked like run of the mill skeezy shots to see that.. thing.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Improbable Lobster posted:

Speaking of terrible new "race" mods, I saw the Daughters of Ares for New Vegas. Being a nexus mod, they are creepy sex-droids that don't even pretend to integrate with the setting. My immersion!

I could see that working in Big MT. but my tolerance for stuff not fitting the setting in the Fallout games has always been high because of the scavenging nature of the game's world. Metal Keyblade replica? Sharpen that poo poo they aren't making new machetes. Untouched box of cosplay costumes found in a basement? Slap half a tire on the shoulder and you've got new Raider armor.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Arcsquad12 posted:

Fallout Equestria gets its own Pip Boy, the Pip Buck.

The mod itself is nothing special, but it's the description that puts it in this thread.

We'll have to assume it's nothing special since it comes with a 640x360 screenshot.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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The Crotch posted:

Oh God, this is the most amazing thing.

Sexy Mossman:


:stare:

Sexy Alyx:


:catstare:

Sexy Breen:


:frogsiren:

Every thread on their forum is either "How do you get Alyx model #12 to show up?" or a bug report.

I'll go out on a limb and guess the #12 model is nude but maybe I'm being cynical and it's actually a high rez high detail model more true to the original design.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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ArchRanger posted:

Not gonna lie, expected a penis.

The suspiciously only above the waist screenshots make me think you are still right to.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Do'nt forget your required mods including Horny dogs of Skyrim with

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Groetgaffel posted:

Yeah that's nice and all, but why is it in a Restoration book?


To synchronize with the restore virginity spell.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Strumpie posted:

For those that don't want to slog through the terrible Loverslab post I took out the best image that sums it all up. Although there was some shots of children with the tunic strap halfway down their arm revealing more of their breast.

That was unnecessary here I can sum it up for you guys with no pictures

NPC Hostile child changelog posted:

- Now compatible with version 1.8 (no more grey face bug)

- Panties are removed

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