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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

E-Tank posted:

Its the idea that everything is adding up and it is so obviously a trap, but because every movie exec assumes that the audience is made up of a bunch of monkeys who can't grasp subtelty, someone has to be chosen to shout out the obvious.

For some reason they choose the fish man with the big googly eyes to shout out in a melodramatic fashion.

"ITS A TRAP!"

I don't mean to be a nerd or anything but they picked him to say it because he was the leader of the rebel force. He wasn't just some random guy.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
At my post

I like Akbar. It shows the Rebels are a multi-species organization that allows Fishmen to rise to the top of the ranks. Contrast that with the Empire, which seems open to British humans only.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

This dildo-factory will see that "Our Way" is the only option, and any mind too small to take it all willingly gets it forced-in with l

E-Tank posted:

"ITS A TRAP!"

In his defense,


It was a trap.

Rog McDodge
Oct 21, 2005


echronorian posted:

I blame Family Guy for all of this. Somehow

It was funny a long time before Family Guy even existed

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

redshirt posted:

...Contrast that with the Empire, which seems open to British humans only.

And a few Americans!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Eastbound Spider posted:

If you strike it down, it shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Yeah nothing says power like becoming a helpless ghost

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


etalian posted:

Yeah nothing says power like becoming a helpless ghost

Helpless? Whats it like to be WRONG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_ip7-NL9k#t=197s

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Hiphopopotamus ain't got nothin'

Elukka posted:

I did. I was feeling like Star Wars and loaned the first book of the Thrawn trilogy since people seem to agree they're among the best Star Wars books. I expected a fun space adventure, not some height of literary accomplishment, but God it was just bad. Zero sublety, no sense of pacing or whether a scene has any relevance to the plot. Hey, let's spend a few pages explaining how transportation works in this one star system. The action didn't even have any sense of urgency, they can apparently just pause the firefight to have a discussion.

I'm not a huge literature snob, I was expecting something like Eisenhorn (a freaking Warhammer book I enjoyed): A competently written space adventure that makes for a fun read. I couldn't finish it since it just wasn't enjoyable to read. Maybe the author got better since, I don't know.

You want the X-Wing series. It's largely the only Star Wars series of books that doesn't get wrapped up in the whole "Heh I'm star wars" thing, and they are largely fighting realistic threats. This is not to say it doesn't have it's issues, but it's a generally fun romp. And there are no Jedi, at least not until the very end where it culminates in I, Jedi.

Also it seems the two major Authors of that series aren't afraid to take the piss out of the readers on occasion.

EDIT: And no Timothy Zahn never got any better. I enjoyed his books when I was a teenager but I found them unreadable as an adult. A lot of it was just moronically stupid "AH yes you found their military weakness by looking at a picture one of them drew. Sure."

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002




I laughed. I'm a shameful goon.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

http://www.presidentbaby.com

Rhymenoserous posted:

You want the X-Wing series.

As a teenager I loved the X-Wing books the most. I also really enjoyed the Han Solo trilogy.

rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002


echronorian posted:

I blame Family Guy for all of this. Somehow

I'm pretty sure the Ackbar-being-a-meme thing originated here... we have only ourselves to blame

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

9CL BRONY SPOTTED


We are the Dark Side all along, under Emperor Lowtax and General Shmorky and our legions of spaceships in EVE Online.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

rubber cat posted:

I'm pretty sure the Ackbar-being-a-meme thing originated here... we have only ourselves to blame
Well we can still blame FARK for perpetuating it.

PerrineClostermann
Dec 15, 2012

Everyone loves Perrine

The MSJ posted:

We are the Dark Side all along, under Emperor Lowtax and General Shmorky and our legions of spaceships in EVE Online.

We have storm troopers now, too.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.



Not, "One arrested," or, "Man arrested."

300-pound man arrested

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



That's not a man, that's a space station.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Sombrerotron posted:

Well we can still blame FARK for perpetuating it.
Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?

Mitchard
Dec 3, 2010



HAHA! Yeah, I remember some of those lines from the Star Wars movie as well. Good Times!

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



redshirt posted:

I like Akbar. It shows the Rebels are a multi-species organization that allows Fishmen to rise to the top of the ranks. Contrast that with the Empire, which seems open to British humans only.

I wonder how much of that was story and how much was actually practical film making. Its cheaper to just hire people to run around in uniforms. While other than Chewbacca the alien characters are just in one scene.

Pope Mobile
Nov 12, 2006

Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Well the film was mainly shot in the UK, so that explains all the brits.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
At my post

Lincoln posted:



Not, "One arrested," or, "Man arrested."

300-pound man arrested

If only that dude had been wearing purple jeans. Such perfection.
Alas, he was still a hulk smashing some puny nerds because he could - NERDS!

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