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Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN AN NBA THREAD, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT TO SEE MY EXPLETIVE RIDDEN, NONSENSICAL POST OF UTTER BULLSHIT


The injured star player angle reared its ugly head again. The NBA really owns

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Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Good lord what a choke job by the Raptors

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Are you kidding me Detroit?

0-3 to start.

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 1, 2012 around 02:03

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


2 days in and gently caress the nba.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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33-13 fourth quarter

Get hosed

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



utah can't play defense at all apparently. giving up 63 points in the first half real nice

HanabaL03 posted:

gently caress the nba.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Took Portland +2 for 2u

I love the NBA and I hate money. Perfect combination!

Stupid Post Maker
Jan 8, 2008

the luckiest of stars


Had the Rockets, Pacers, Bulls and Bulls under. Bulls didn't cover by 1 point.

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Advent posted:

utah can't play defense at all apparently. giving up 63 points in the first half real nice

Hooray, looks like I'm safe after all after a monster 2nd half from the Jazz. The joys of gambling.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Have a decent bet on the Griz +4.5. Trying to grab a good middle and took the Clippers -4 2nd half. Would love a LA win by 2.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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WTF are these late game collapses?

Took Spurs -2.5 for tomorrow. Harden is the second most valuable player in OKC last year and losing his production is big. He was the one who presented nightmares to the Spurs last year. The Thunder, integrating hew pieces to their roster, are in a difficult spot tomorrow. They have a negative turnover differential on the road last year and these unfamiliar new faces might compound that problem. The Spurs are just too good at home to have another lackluster game.

NBA YTD: 1-4 (-8 units)

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 1, 2012 around 05:29

BIZORT
Jan 24, 2003



So FYI, there are 4 times a year during an NBA season where results are even more unpredictable than usual: The very beginning of the season, going into and coming out of the all-star break, and the end of the regular season. Be aware

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


I like the Spurs tonight too.

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


Think KD and Westbrook are going to want to go OFF after Hardens game last night

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



I'm also on SA.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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I am gonna get hosed again

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Fuuuuuuuuck yes I had it at -1.5! Spurs!!!!

The NBA is cool.

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


hitze posted:

Think KD and Westbrook are going to want to go OFF after Hardens game last night

Well Westbrook sure went off...

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Wow money surely hates me I anticipated the line to move to -3 or worse so I decided to lock it in at -2.5. Slowly sapping away my energy to bet on the NBA

YTD: 1-5 (-10.2 units)

Took the following for tomorrow. If you're thinking of taking one of these teams tomorrow, I advise you to just stay away.

Cavs +2.5 - Needless to say, Rose is the most important player in Chicago. His absence is worth around 9 points if we look at the SIMPLE ratings last year (82games.com). You know who's the second most important player in Cleveland? It's Varejao. Cleveland was playing well last season until he suffered a season ending injury. Now that he's back and Kyrie Irving ready to take the next leap, the Cavs will probably surprise some people this season.

Hornets +3.5 - Utah is the most bipolar team in the league together with Portland. They're beasts at home but when they go on the road, they usually stink. Having beaten the Mavs in blowout fashion (who have defeated the Lakers the day before), we get this inflated line. Hornets win straight up.

Knicks +5.5 - No Amare, no problem. The Knicks are 14-5 without him last season. He also has a negative SIMPLE rating meaning the Knicks are slightly worse with him on the court. He's a high usage player that if paired with another high usage player like Carmelo, the results would not be optimal. Miami is always gonna be overvalued anyway so add another overadjustment for the Amare injury and we get an inflated line.

2.2 units to win 2 units each

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 2, 2012 around 13:35

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



Demented Guy posted:

Wow money surely hates me I anticipated the line to move to -3 or worse so I decided to lock it in at -2.5. Slowly sapping away my energy to bet on the NBA


Dear loving lord man.



I got it at 1.5, so last night was one of those "Gambling is fun!" nights. I'm sure I'll be ripping my hair out tonight.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Good for you man. Games like that would even out in the end (if ever my account balance would see that day, I don't know).

If I go 0-3 tonight, I just don't know what to think.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005



I got Grizz, Hornets and Magic. Also parlayed Hawks/Pacers ML for a -130ish payout.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



I'm on Cleveland +3 tonight. Just for shits and gigs I'll track my picks. 1-1 YTD.

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Nuggets -6 over Magic seems like a good bet. The Magic are horrible.

I parlayed Rockets +6, Bucks +7, and Nuggets -6

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Got the Nuggets to -3 through my local for 2 units.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Let's go have a goddamn prayer


I got a big bet on Knicks +6.5 because that line just kept growing and looking more enticing all week. Smaller bet on the Lakers +1.5 as well.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


So I'm on a cold streak. Down like 4 units on the NBA so far. With that said I'm on the Hornets +3.5. Take the Jazz and get paid.


I was on the Nuggets -3 first half and they are down 20. That's how bad it is.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Hahahaha this is just too funny

I took the Cavs and they are down 20 just minutes into the second quarter.

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

What the hell Denver? Adding Pistons +7.5 for a unit.

edit: Memphis -1 sounds great but it's probably a trap

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


Feeling better about my Knicks ML now than I did about 20 minutes ago.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Bearnt! posted:

What the hell Denver? Adding Pistons +7.5 for a unit.

edit: Memphis -1 sounds great but it's probably a trap

Your local owns. Great lines.

A winning night in the NBA

YTD: 3-6 (-8.4 units)

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


HanabaL03 posted:

So I'm on a cold streak. Down like 4 units on the NBA so far. With that said I'm on the Hornets +3.5. Take the Jazz and get paid.


I was on the Nuggets -3 first half and they are down 20. That's how bad it is.

Holy poo poo I won an NBA game.

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Demented Guy posted:

Your local owns. Great lines.

A winning night in the NBA

YTD: 3-6 (-8.4 units)

Yeah his NBA stuff you can't beat. Usually gives me an extra 3 on any game ATS as long as I wager so much. Didn't help with the Nuggets tonight! I'm just not sure how much longer I'll have him

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Took Raptors +6 tomorrow for 2 units. The Nets are probably the most bizarre team in the NBA last season. Teams usually play better at home than on the road but the Nets are the exact opposite: they are better on the road than at home last year. Maybe because nobody watches them at New Jersey and the usual energy home teams get playing at their arena just isn't there. Now that they're in Brooklyn maybe that would change but I'm not betting on that happening tomorrow. It's the debut of their new shiny arena tomorrow. All the pressure is on them to perform well. I think because of this and the fact that people just expect them to roll over this Raptors team, we get a slightly inflated line. But this Raptors team talent-wise could be on par with this Nets team. Deron Williams is clearly the best player in this game but Lowry and Bargnani are no slouch. Valenciunas is coming along nicely and they have the steady Jose Calderon to back up Lowry. Joe Johnson is good but his reputation as a star is a little bit overrated IMO. I won't be surprised if Toronto steals this one to spoil the Nets' home debut.

Other leans:
Cavs +6.5
Wizards +6

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008



Houston's currently +1600 to win their division. Still a longshot, but I put a few bucks down.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



Holy poo poo just saw this thread. Turn left goons! Left! Nooooooo!

Don't bet on the NBA, you're all going to go broke and have to turn tricks on the corner to pay off your bookie!

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


Capt Murphy posted:

Holy poo poo just saw this thread. Turn left goons! Left! Nooooooo!

Don't bet on the NBA, you're all going to go broke and have to turn tricks on the corner to pay off your bookie!
Everyone in this thread fully realizes this. Look at our records so far haha.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Demented Guy posted:

Took Raptors +6 tomorrow for 2 units. The Nets are probably the most bizarre team in the NBA last season. Teams usually play better at home than on the road but the Nets are the exact opposite: they are better on the road than at home last year. Maybe because nobody watches them at New Jersey and the usual energy home teams get playing at their arena just isn't there. Now that they're in Brooklyn maybe that would change but I'm not betting on that happening tomorrow. It's the debut of their new shiny arena tomorrow. All the pressure is on them to perform well. I think because of this and the fact that people just expect them to roll over this Raptors team, we get a slightly inflated line. But this Raptors team talent-wise could be on par with this Nets team. Deron Williams is clearly the best player in this game but Lowry and Bargnani are no slouch. Valenciunas is coming along nicely and they have the steady Jose Calderon to back up Lowry. Joe Johnson is good but his reputation as a star is a little bit overrated IMO. I won't be surprised if Toronto steals this one to spoil the Nets' home debut.

Adding:

Wizards +5.5 (2u) - Betting on the Wizards is always a tough proposition to take but this is just too difficult to pass up. People would assume that this is the "get right" game for Boston after losing their first 2 games. But the Celtics were horrible on the road last year. They have negative differentials in turnovers, rebounding and FTA/FGA. This is a brand new team with different pieces added during the offseason. Being unfamiliar with each other further compounds their road woes. They are probably the best defensive team last year but these new pieces need to gel more to get back to that elite level defensively. I expect this young Wizards team to run all game and exploit this Celtics team coming off a game last night. Overadjustment for Wall's and Nene's injuries further inflates this line in Washington's favor.

YTD: 3-6 (-8.4 units)

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Parlay for today is Blazers +5.5, Jazz +7.5, Cavaliers +7, GS vs. LAC > 197 at 20/1

1.5 units for a 20 unit pay out

YTD 0-1 (Orlando )

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hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


Demented Guy posted:

Adding:

Wizards +5.5 (2u) - Betting on the Wizards is always a tough proposition to take but this is just too difficult to pass up. People would assume that this is the "get right" game for Boston after losing their first 2 games. But the Celtics were horrible on the road last year. They have negative differentials in turnovers, rebounding and FTA/FGA. This is a brand new team with different pieces added during the offseason. Being unfamiliar with each other further compounds their road woes. They are probably the best defensive team last year but these new pieces need to gel more to get back to that elite level defensively. I expect this young Wizards team to run all game and exploit this Celtics team coming off a game last night. Overadjustment for Wall's and Nene's injuries further inflates this line in Washington's favor.

YTD: 3-6 (-8.4 units)

Kevin Seraphin is back, instant win god dammit

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