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Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN AN NBA THREAD, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT TO SEE MY EXPLETIVE RIDDEN, NONSENSICAL POST OF UTTER BULLSHIT


hitze posted:

Kevin Seraphin is back, instant win god dammit

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hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...



What's Up

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Luckily I was drunk most of the day and never got around to betting on the NBA. Took the only game left and parlayed clippers -5/over 98.5 1st half.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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gently caress Toronto. Losing by a point always sucks. Got juiced today.

YTD: 4-7 (-8.6 units)

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


HanabaL03 posted:

The Blazers are going to be one of the worst teams in the NBA this year.

Look at this idiot.

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


loving Jazz. loving JAZZ. Couldn't cover 7.5 points

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Anyone liking any lines today? Kind of leaning towards the Raptors.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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HanabaL03 posted:

Anyone liking any lines today? Kind of leaning towards the Raptors.

Taking the day off. I liked Atlanta but Josh Smith is out.

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


I'm getting Hawks +10 on Bovada, which I really like. 1 unit

I then parlayed Hawks and > 189 Wolves Raptors for 1 unit to win 3

I also took Suns +1.5 over Magic because I hate the Magic and they are not a good team and I have no idea how they beat the Nuggets to ruin my other parlay. 1 unit

YTD 0-2 (-2U)

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Orlando PK first half.
Toronto -3.5
OKC -5 2nd half.

Edit: I hate when I second guess my self and take a first half line instead of the entire game. This is the 3rd time already this season I've not hit the first half line, and the team I bet on in the first half covers.

The Pistons ML is +300. Man is it tempting to put some on that.

HanabaL03 fucked around with this message at Nov 5, 2012 around 01:09

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Woo thanks Raptors!

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Hawks

2-3 YTD (+1 U)

e: late game bet on Brandon Knight to score more than 13 on Steve Blake and Darius Morris

mynameisjohn fucked around with this message at Nov 5, 2012 around 02:22

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Took Utah +5 tomorrow for 2u. Taking Utah on the road is usually a recipe for disaster since they're one of the most bipolar teams in the NBA as I've said before. But this is a good spot for them to get their first road win of the season and snap the losing skid. If you look at the roster of these two teams, they're quite built similarly: formidable big men, poor outside shooting and mediocre bench. I just feel that 5 points are a bit too much for two teams that are quite similar talent-wise.

Leaning towards Minnesota +6.5 as well.

YTD: 4-7 (-8.6 units)

Adding Philly -3.5 - this is more of a bet on the team that lost the first game of a home and home series than anything. Moreover, Philly has been great at home last season. I understand that this is a brand new team and that might not hold true this season but I feel that the Knicks are a bit overvalued right now having won their first two games in blowout fashion. They converted 30 3pt attempts on 48% shooting in those games. One word to describe that: unsustainable. I feel I'm getting a great price here on a good home team looking for a little revenge.

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 5, 2012 around 15:43

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Was on the road all weekend but did manage to take Denver AGAIN for the 3rd straight game at +11.5 for a unit on Saturday. Third time was the charm. Taking Phoenix tomorrow at +16.5

YTD 2-2 (-1.3u)

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Knicks ML tonight.

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

HanabaL03 posted:

Knicks ML tonight.

Same here. I'm also taking a teaser for Knicks +7; Suns/Heat over 195½; Timberwolves +11½; Jazz +9; Clippers -6½

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Spurs -8.5
Nets -7.5
Knicks ML
Knicks +2.5

Parlay:
Knicks ML
Warriors ML
Blazers ML

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

The Knicks start was terrifying. Looking much better now though.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


HanabaL03 posted:

Spurs -8.5
Nets -7.5
Knicks ML
Knicks +2.5

Parlay:
Knicks ML
Warriors ML
Blazers ML
drat Douglas is gonna hurt you bad tonight.

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Tonights bets were:

Knicks +3.5 and GSW +2 (WHO GIVES POINTS TO THE KINGS) 1U to win 3U

and

GSW +2 1U to win 1U

YTD:

2-4 (0U)

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Gonna try to middle my Knicks bet and take the Sixers second half.

Sixers -3.5 2nd half.

HanabaL03 fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2012 around 01:09

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Thanks for ruining my day Philly

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


Well the Knicks sure are making me look stupid. Jebus.

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

Wario In Real Life posted:

Well the Knicks sure are making me look stupid. Jebus.

You guys make it seem like betting on the NBA is hard or something.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Demented Guy posted:

Thanks for ruining my day Philly

Not trying to be a dick, but what made you think the Sixers would cover after the last game? And J Rich was out. When I saw that I put another unit on Knicks +2.5.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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I already explained my reasons. I guess they were dumb reasons.

And now Utah is trying their hardest to blow the game

Bowie in space posted:

You guys make it seem like betting on the NBA is hard or something.

Is this a serious post?

Shabar Shabaz
Oct 11, 2004

good job buddy now lets go have a drink


My first regular season bet was a largish parlay. Had the Nets -3 in it and it was looking good going into the fourth quarter...

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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0-2 tonight. I'm really not good at this

NBA YTD: 4-9 (-12.84u)

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Demented Guy posted:

0-2 tonight. I'm really not good at this

NBA YTD: 4-9 (-12.84u)
I've been looking at your picks and you shouldn't use last season that much in your considerations for this years games. Short stretch trends generally tend to be more salient predictors of success then previous season performances. If you keep underperforming your expectations you should consider waiting until mid-season when things start to take shape more and you can use splits from earlier in the season (but so can the odds makers who haven't been making the best lines so far i.e. giving the Knicks points).

e: gently caress klay thompson

mynameisjohn fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2012 around 05:28

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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I'm planning to use this year's data after around 2 weeks. I'm an impatient man that needs to have his action so I am where I am now. Just want to get my feet wet but it looks like I soaked it in a pond of boiling water.

Bulls -9 for tonight

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2012 around 16:20

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


I'm gonna go with Denver tonight.

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



I'm taking the over in the Pistons/Nuggets game

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Advent posted:

I'm taking the over in the Pistons/Nuggets game

Tailing you on this.

Also added Raptors +9

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001


Orlando team total under 88.5... oh god I'm betting on NBA someone help me before I start doing this nightly

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Mochiloc posted:

Orlando team total under 88.5... oh god I'm betting on NBA someone help me before I start doing this nightly

Yesss. Yesssssssss. Come to the dark side.

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Advent posted:

Yesss. Yesssssssss. Come to the dark side.


also unrelated, but I put a 20U on Obama to win last night to win 6U #politics #addiction

4-4 YTD (+3U)

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Advent posted:

I'm taking the over in the Pistons/Nuggets game

Cash it! A little gravy on top of the winnings from betting on Obama is nice

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


2-1 tonight in the NBA. I really like the Hornets -1 tomorrow.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Thank God for Denver covering.

Took the following for tonight:

Sixers +1
Celtics -10
Raptors +5.5

YTD: 5-10 (-12.88u)

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mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


Suns -2.5, Lakers +3, Nuggets +2.5

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