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Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN AN NBA THREAD, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT TO SEE MY EXPLETIVE RIDDEN, NONSENSICAL POST OF UTTER BULLSHIT


I think 20-1 for a five-team parlay

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HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Bearnt! posted:

Bulls looking good, what's the payout on that? 10-1? Did you hedge?

20-1. And no I didn't.

If the Bulls cover ill probably through a little on the Warriors 2nd half.

HanabaL03 fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 03:59

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Wow Bulls

Sleazy P
Aug 31, 2006
Giving aids back to the monkeys.

gently caress THE BULLS

e: at least it went to overtime.. please pull this out in ot chicago

Sleazy P fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 04:28

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Fewf thank you Bulls, high fives all around goons. Noah has the the ugliest jumper I've ever seen.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Line was only -2 2nd half. Didn't touch it. A 20-1 payout rides on Hawks +1.5.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Yeah Bulls

Rooting for the Hawks so that you could win your parlay Hanabal

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


The Hawks don't want to cooperate. Still had a positive night, although that parlay hit would have been nice.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Took Knicks +5 for tomorrow. I'm also taking Denver. Just waiting for the line to show up.

YTD: 14-17 (-10.84u)

Edit: Ugh. Dwayne Wade might be missing the game tonight. I'm getting cold feet on betting Denver

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 15:43

mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate


O194 Spurs Knicks is a good bet.

I'm only +1U now, but forget my YTD. Made 4U off Lebron not getting 9+ rebounds last night.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Knicks +5 nuggets -3.5 parlay.

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



I'm on the Nuggets at -3 tonight.

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

I have two Special Parlays for today
Tennessee -1½ ;NC State -2; Baylor -3; Tulsa +3½
Celtics +14½; Knicks +15; Heat +13½; Buffalo Bills +10½

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Also added Nets -2 1H, Knicks ML, over 191 in the Knicks game too.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


HanabaL03 posted:

Also added Nets -2 1H, Knicks ML, over 191 in the Knicks game too.

Boom. 5-0 night so far in the NBA. Got a pending parlay on Knicks +5/Nuggets -3.5.

Also took Nuggets -3/under 204

Stupid Post Maker
Jan 8, 2008

the luckiest of stars


Really glad I decided to "buy" that half point in the Nets game. Pushed at -5

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001


parlayed NY and MIA MLs. come on Heat.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Nice come back by the Knicks.

Took Pacers -2.5 and Rockets +1.5 for tomorrow. Still waiting for the Atlanta line to come up. I'm taking them as well up to -2.

NBA YTD: 15-17 (-8.84u)

Added Jazz +1

Staying away from the Hawks game. Uncertainty with player status is something I don't wanna mess with. The Lakers look enticing as well

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 16, 2012 around 16:01

OldHansMoleman
Jan 4, 2004
I Hate Myself

Am I crazy seeing these underdogs as favorites today? The Knicks I think is a function of those early season blow outs but the others?

Utah, Dallas, Orlando, Knicks, Houston

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

Does anyone else like the Knicks at +214. It seems like a good value. I am definitely taking them at +6.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


OldHansMoleman posted:

Am I crazy seeing these underdogs as favorites today? The Knicks I think is a function of those early season blow outs but the others?

Utah, Dallas, Orlando, Knicks, Houston

I parlayed those 5 teams.

ML parlay:
Mavs
Rockets
Knicks
Magic

Pays almost 40-1

HanabaL03 fucked around with this message at Nov 16, 2012 around 18:30

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001


OldHansMoleman posted:

Am I crazy seeing these underdogs as favorites today? The Knicks I think is a function of those early season blow outs but the others?

Utah, Dallas, Orlando, Knicks, Houston

Marion will play for the Mavs tonight. I like them and Orlando.

Bowie in space
Oct 14, 2007

Bowie do you have one really freaky sequin space suit, man?
Or do you have several ch-ch changes?

My teaser for today
Utah Jazz +6½; Dallas Mavericks +7; Oklahoma City Thunder -1½; New York Knicks +11; Houston Rockets +7; Akron -3½

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Make up your mind Jazz. If you're gonna tie the game, don't let the Sixers score 11 straight points. Happened at least 3 times this game already

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


AHahaha this loving Sixers game. I have no idea what the spread actually was but I'm just watching it in the background and the past 3 minutes have been hilarious for the prospective bets placed on it.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Added Lakers -9

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001


Think I'm tailing you on that one, Demented Guy. Home game + D'Antoni premier + Nash against old team

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


Is D'A actually coaching tonight? I don't really know why he wouldn't but for some reason I heard earlier in the week that he wouldn't start coaching games until Sunday. Also is Nash even playing?

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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I think Nash won't play and D'Antoni would start coaching on Sunday, not tonight.

And tailing me might hurt your bankroll

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001


OK then back to my betting strategy of gently caress the NBA

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001


Nevermind

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009


The o/u on this game was 230, right?

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Play some defense LA (or is this the start of the Mike D'Antoni era?)

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

The Grizz is going to gently caress my night up. Get it together Knicks.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Good job Houston

This Lakers team is just going through the motions. Should have just put my money on the Hawks

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Nov 17, 2012 around 05:13

Sleazy P
Aug 31, 2006
Giving aids back to the monkeys.

gently caress i had portland -2 on a loving parlay. up 3 they loving fouled harden with 1.4 to play, he makes 1 free throw.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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I had Houston +1.5 Way to blow a 16-point lead Rockets

At least the Lakers covered. This night could have been a lot better

Took Hornets +7.5 and Bulls +6 for tomorrow

NBA YTD: 17-19 (-9.24u)

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP


It's true, don't bet basketball if you love money.

Sleazy P
Aug 31, 2006
Giving aids back to the monkeys.

i've had some success betting moneyline parlays, i feel like i need to stay away from betting spreads for a while.

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HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Cavs -2.5
Bobcats +6
Spurs/Clippers ML parlay
Wizards +1.5 first half

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