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fuzzy_logic posted:I was supposed to put my full name in the address, right? Just wait until they send you a mysterious package....
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fuzzy_logic posted:I was supposed to put my full name in the address, right? I didn't, and I hope my santa puts my user name on it and sends it recorded so it needs signing. Can confuse my postman. (But seriously, just put a fake name?)
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 19:52 |
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fuzzy_logic posted:I was supposed to put my full name in the address, right? I used the address of a relative. ENJOY TAKING A PHOTO OF MY RELATIVES HOUSE NERD.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 19:52 |
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I'm in! Santa: I'm a 30yearold dude, would appreciate anything weird/local/meta. I like reading, writing, and for humor, anything in the vein of it's always Sunny would be much appreciated. Edit: I have a tiny rockgarden in my windowsill with some foreign rocks and a crocheted Yoda - if you Santa could send a smallish cool looking rock with, that'd be quite cool. Santee: I hate my job with a passion and one of the few things that makes me deal with it is to spend money on retarded poo poo, so expect a fair bunch of risque, retarded poo poo. Probably, maybe with some sort of dirty Santa poetry or something. =) karmaconfetti fucked around with this message at Dec 2, 2012 around 10:22 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 20:28 |
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Got rorted hardcore last year, so really hoping this year is better  I will be a 30 year old male by the time Christmas comes (oh no) half English half Australian male (born in Aust though). I would enjoy cool presents from your local area (much more than say a random thing from amazon). I also really like heavy metal, dogs, tropical fish and movies. zarbicore fucked around with this message at Nov 21, 2012 around 22:23 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 20:36 |
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Participating for the first time this year.  Dear Santa, I'm a 21-year-old female college student. Bugs are the coolest and I want to be an entomologist eventually. (Please don't send me actual bugs unless they're coated in chocolate or toasted or something, I don't have any space to keep them and my cats would probably eat them.) I enjoy baking and making sweets, along with nerdy poo poo like video games (the Paper Mario games are probably my favorites* but also Pokemon, Dwarf Fortress, Dungeon Crawl), cartoons (mostly just Gravity Falls and Adventure Time) and fantasy novels. I own every Discworld book but Snuff. Food of any sort is good, I don't really have any allergies. I don't like coffee or peanuts. Spicy stuff and chocolate is awesome. I'm still living with my easily-traumatized parents and younger sister so please nothing NSFW. We have entirely too many cats so cat stuff is good too. Secretly I love girly poo poo so if you send me shiny nail polish or scented stickers with dolphin glitter in them or something I will probably be embarrassingly delighted. Dear Santee, Depending on your preferences you might get some crafty stuff or food! I'll probably try to find some local stuff but I can't guarantee it since it's a busy time for me. I'll try to go with your preferences. * Super Paper Mario is an abomination do not speak of it to me
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 20:50 |
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Hooray, SASSmas is coming! SANTEE Apologising now for making excessive use of the internet to send things straight to you, but I'm currently poor and the postage cost more than the presents the last couple years. I'll still do my damnedest to internetstalk you and get you something nice though. SANTA I'm a 23-y.o. bloke living in Scotland. Need more than that? I love games: video, dice, whatever. I also enjoy trying candy from around the world (which has introduced me to both deliciousness and horror, please be nice!), listening to folk rock from different countries, reading comics, books (especially humorous ones) or even cereal boxes, and I collect masks. Please no NWS stuff on the outside of the box, as it'll be getting sent to my dear sweet mother's house as I don't know where exactly I'll be this Christmas. SnafuAl fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2012 around 12:43 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 20:52 |
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Ok, logged in. Santa: I'm a 22 year old college student living in Utah. No alcohol please, or smokes or anything like that, I'm fairly health-conscious. My shirt size is small. I love reading , but haven't had much time for it lately.. I've had a strange desire for a while to read a real good "self-help" book on being successful or whatever, but I love love love fiction books. I love trying different types of candy, and I also like soda, and trying different types of that stuff. Once upon a time I was into video games, but not as much anymore. I'm not picky at all and am excited to see what crazy stuff santa might want to send me! Santee: Ho ho ho ho
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 21:15 |
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I've watched SASS happen every year, I guess it's about drat time I signed up. Santa - I'm a 26 year old male. Surprise me. My only requests: NWS inside the box is fine, but I really would like to avoid the awkward looks from the nice mailman, so none on the outside please! I would prefer to avoid going to the hospital or jail over a gift, but I do understand that sometimes for that extra special touch such things can't always be avoided. Santee - 
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 21:21 |
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Well, gently caress it. I'm never happy during the holidays. Maybe trying to be might work this year. Santa: 2012 was the worst year of my life. A car hit me and destroyed my left arm, my wife and I started our divorce, I see my kids once a month, and I'm clinging on to my job as the last vestige of what is right. All I ask, is something that will help me start over in 2013. Maybe a a new coffee mug to replace my "gently caress every single one of you" one I take to work? Santee: You might very well be getting something from space. Well, that's related to space. I quit smoking and use a personal nicotine vaporizer. Want one of those? I'll put some effort into whatever. Yeah, something that goes into space. Or lots and lots of candy. Pounds.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 21:28 |
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First time for this. Excited! Dear Santa, I'm 21 and female. I love food, yoga, baking, chocolate (especially random flavours) and I am obsessed with interesting-looking but useless objects to stick on my shelves. I get fiendishly cold in winter so I love anything warm or knitted, and am size S/M. I love boardgames and science fiction-Star Wars, Dr Who etc- as well as fantasy novels. Stereotypical nerd, I suppose. I'm currently studying to be a teacher. I like to read about revolutions, the Cold War, the Middle Ages, just different periods in history and what life was like for the dirt poor and high-up nobility. I'm definitely not expecting you to send me expensive board games or clothing, just giving you an idea of what I like! The weirder and smaller the better Santee: prepare for a mountain of weird and probably tasty gifts.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 21:44 |
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Yay!! My favorite time of year! I can't believe it's been a year already. Santee: You're mine now! Santa: I love you. You can send me whatever happiness you want. I like to garden and cook and raise rabbits and play with my dog and read good books and be crafty and have fun. I have lady parts and am an engineer. I like candy. I like you, too!
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:14 |
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First time doing this. Santa: I'm a 30 year old female, live with my husband, and like geeky things, weird indie video games, anything to do with cats and odd tech devices. Oh and calamari. Things have been rough because I have a lot of bad medical problems and on top of that, broke my ankle and tore ligaments in it, so I've been stuck in the house. I don't expect expensive things, just something to cheer me up. Just nothing NWS please!Santee: We don't have a lot of money, but I will make drat sure that we get something interesting. And possibly yummy.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:22 |
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In like Flynn! Some lucky goon is gonna get some sweet Detroit themed presents. Dear Santa: I am a 36 year old married guy from Detroit with a two and a half year old daughter. I write pen and paper RPG games for a living. I like general nerdy things, board and card games, history books (Ancient, Russian, Cold War, American History, Age of Sail, Greek, Roman, etc), airplanes, and lego. Or, you know, just wing it and surprise me. I wear an XL shirt. Please no NWS stuff. Dear Santee: I'm pickin' out a thermos for you. No ordinary thermos will do... 
CroatianAlzheimers fucked around with this message at Nov 3, 2012 around 22:30 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:23 |
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I want to get you so I can cheer you up!!
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:26 |
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Experto Crede posted:I didn't, and I hope my santa puts my user name on it and sends it recorded so it needs signing. Can confuse my postman. Actually, a fake name/user name can be a really bad idea, in the situation that the package requires a signature and the delivery man misses the Santee, requiring the Santee to pick up from the post office. I think I heard one story where the Santee was barely able to sweet talk the package into their possession. I guess a lot of it depends on if you live in the type of community where trying to collect a package under the name Genuine Hobo Flavor or Mr. Crusty Underpants would be acceptable. For most people, it will work fine, but you run the risk of ruining your Christmas and plaguing the thread with endless posts using the  smiley.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:30 |
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Dear Santa:I am a 21 year old college student. My usual request is something homemade, whether it be clothes or a painting or whatever. If not then anything works for me, i just like receiving stuff. I wear XL if that applies. Anything related to adventure time or Futurama is awesome. NWS is fine just keep it in the box. Alcohol is also welcome. Dear Santee:Please make a post in this thread, or be stalkable, I'm terrible at picking things out randomly for people. 
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:36 |
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Andaley posted:Dear Santa, Hello, last year's Santa! Be good to her, whomever gets her or you'll have me to deal with and I WILL mail you a dead body. quote:Santee, That local chocolate is the bomb.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 22:49 |
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Dear Santa, I'm a 30 year old (by christmas, anyway, yay birthday!) male who lives alone and is quite happy to remain so. I'm a bit on the large side, but not into landwhale territory yet. Beer is always a good idea, as are obscure roleplaying sourcebooks. No  please.Dear Santee, I'm crap at picking gifts, so your shoe size is rather important. Alternately, I may drag out my angle grinder and stuff and make a sharp thing. Just remember I'm a couple of years out of practice. Soylent Yellow fucked around with this message at Nov 13, 2012 around 22:19 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:05 |
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Dear Santa: I am 27 years old. I am a guy. I like books, bicycles, warm fuzzy things, D&D, and booze. I am a size M/L, shirt-wise. I do not own a video game system. You may take all or none of that into consideration. Dear Santee: The shiv will be in the soap. Good luck.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:12 |
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Just signed up! SASSmas Round 2 - Adrians Revenge Dear Santa: I am a 26 year old female. I live with my partner whom I am marrying next year in the land Down Under. We have a large, stupid orange cat, like Terry Pratchett, MMA, tabletop gaming, Disney anything, stand up comedy and exotic alcohols. Australia has no culture (except a hell of a lot of things that want to kill you...and drinking beer) so anything from where you come from will be awesome. I wear a small in anything, Mr. Takoyaki is a medium. Dear Santee: We'll be spending our hard earned dollery-doos to get you a fair dinkum present. No seriously, we'll stalk you, try to find something you like, and you'll more than likely end up with a boomerang.
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| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:32 |
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I have to back out, sorry
oh no fucked around with this message at Nov 14, 2012 around 20:42 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:35 |
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Wheee, I'm back in the game now that I'm not an unemployed hobo like I was last year. Nothing sucks more than skipping a year. Dear Santa, I am 24. Last I checked I am a dude, but like so many other things in my life what that entails is totally up for debate. I like geeky things, kinky things, alcohol, and books. I do not own a mac or any iThings, but I am a hipster in other ways like my sick beard and moustache wax so please, don't hate me. I wear a mens small (and occasionally a medium) but I get free t-shirts at a rate of approximately one a week so please don't send me any more t-shirts. Even if it is the coolest t-shiznit ever, it will be worn maybe once before being lost to the depths of my dresser and/or salvation army. Oh, and I share my house with two other people so please keep the package wrapping suitable for work. They, as well as every postal service employee your package is likely to encounter, would probably appreciate it. The contents can be nws/nms as gently caress though I don't give a poo poo although I may call the cops if I get another severed limb. Dear Santee, It was only used once. But seriously, do you want a sheepskin rug? thelightguy fucked around with this message at Nov 4, 2012 around 23:33 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:36 |
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Is it time for SASS already?! Can't believe it's already my third year doing this. Dearest Santa, I'm an 18 year old dude who enjoys reading sci-fi, writing sci-fi, playing video games that aren't always sci-fi, random as gently caress music sub-genres like shamisen pop rock or punk bluegrass, weird little trinkets like glowy rocks and poo poo and anything from Japan, the Soviet Union or China. I'm an L/XL in clothing. Please no NSFW stuff unless it's things like—to use someone else's example—a poster of Santa screaming profanities about holidays. Too many nosy people in the house for spiked dildos and ball gags. Dearest Santee, prepare for bee paraphernalia and candy from foreign-language grocers. saberwulf fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2012 around 21:16 |
| # ? Nov 3, 2012 23:44 |
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Registered ! Hope I don't get the shaft ! Or at least, make it a nice , soft , gentle one.
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Hello Santa, I'm a sexy 25 year old married woman with a refined taste.  If you're from another country, I am a huge fan of new candies or food that are not available in America. Sorry, no booze, I'm pregnant...I'd hate to see you waste your money. I also love scarves, mystery themed poo poo, and modern art. If you feel compelled, I am also a fan of futbol soccer jersey type shirts (size S so I can wear them after I give birth) and a size S/M in maternity clothes, but don't feel bad if you can't. Just throwing out ideas here. My favorite veggie is butternut squash and my favorite color is red! Dear Santee, hope you're prepared to get loving rocked because I buy some pretty awesome and yet eccentric poo poo. It's going to be a very memorable XMAS! Hastings fucked around with this message at Nov 25, 2012 around 21:02 |
| # ? Nov 4, 2012 00:11 |
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I signed up for the first time. Santa: I'd really like something crafted or home made. If that's not an option, I like things which reflect you/your area's interests and personality. Please keep the outside of the box work safe. Santee: You're already part of my botnet so don't worry i got you
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 00:18 |
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Had to skip SASS last year but the one before that was pretty awesome so I'm stoked to be participating again.  Dear Santa: I am a 35 year old married female. I'm currently going back to school for a photography degree (whoo!) but don't feel obligated to send me anything camera related, that poo poo is expensive. I like various video games, comic books, tabletop RPGs and other dorky things. I'm trying to avoid sugary things for the time being out of sympathy for my husband since he can eat them anymore, so no delicious candy or chocolate. I'm XL size in t-shirts. Feel free to e-stalk me, send me something nerdy or any local weird thing you have available. I have 2 kids and an elderly grandparent in my home, so no NWS please. Dear Santee: Do you like things from Etsy? Do you like odd souvenir tchochkes from the western US? I hope you aren't allergic to cats.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 00:31 |
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BigHustle posted:Hello, last year's Santa! Be good to her, whomever gets her or you'll have me to deal with and I WILL mail you a dead body. I'll hold you to that. My dead body collection has been stagnating of late.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:08 |
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MARY SNATTERMAS! I mean, Merry Sassmas! Dear Santa: I am 28, working my way into the industrial design field, avid punk/hardcore record collector. I've had really neat surprises and yours is going to be awesome! If you want ideas, and I suggest you come up with some random poo poo, here is what I've said to previous santas. Go to your local dirty record store that sells used records and ask the cashier for some cool local hardcore punk. I am also an estate sale weirdo and like old woodworking or cast iron tools. Books are sweet too, I like recommendations outside my areas of expertise. Dear santee, I'm going to BLAST YOUR PRESENT-HOLE UNTIL YOU CRY REINDEERRRRR. also thank you tiaz!
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:18 |
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Dear Santa: I like quirky stuff. What kind of quirky? I have over 20 typewriters. I have a collection of masks, including one with real hair and teeth embedded in it. I have a chest full of costume bits I have bought/acquired while working Halloween stores. When I lose/break a Buddha statuette I replace it with a slightly bigger one. There's more but those are some of the more notable things. Frankly I like just about any drat thing, but having a story to attach to the item is really what makes it cool. Just the fact that a random stranger will look at something and think that maybe some other stranger out there will like it is just loving awesome. Oh and I like old stuff, like Medals. I have a bunch of Soviet medals. Dear Santee: Want a typewriter? Oh and this is my first year, I'm really loving excited to try and do something cool for someone. JossiRossi fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2012 around 18:00 |
| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:39 |
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SASSMAS TIME. I was just thinking about SASS today and wondered if it was too early yet. It was not! Hi Santa. I like parrots and books about history (especially Russia) and science fiction. Please don't feel the need to stick with those interests, some of my favorite SASSings have been random stuff. No dicks or anything, please, as my family will probably be wandering in and out when I open it. I guess my Amazon list would give a good idea of interests: http://amzn.com/w/2OQ6Y489SQLWX Santee, I'm already getting ideas. You're in for it. Tendai fucked around with this message at Nov 8, 2012 around 07:38 |
| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:39 |
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Dear Santa: 26/M/Canada - I love me some random regional tourist crappy crap, conference pens, magnets, and things with lights on them. Dear Santee: Stop shaking the box. It's already dead.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:46 |
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Yus, SASS! So, this is what's going on for my eventual Santa: I'm a 27 y/o dude that's an video game geek, also some mild bend towards fantasy. Honestly though, anything is good. If getting clothes, keep in mind I am a medium build but long-sleeve stuff needs to be of the Tall variety (stupid long-rear end arms). Special notice: For Christmas I'll be in Mexico, so feel free to ship stuff late so that I don't need to worry if the post office eats the package or whatever. Alternatively, ship super early though I understand why this might not be possible. NWS stuff is okay, but I need to pick up most packages from the local post office (yay tiny apartment mailboxes), so...try not to have the kind lady there give me the stink eye. Put whatever you want in the box, though.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 01:49 |
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WIGGLE HE I am registered and perhaps I will post things about me but I am so not-Internet-opaque as to be ridiculous so MY lucky Santa might just get the fun of practice-detectiving me. Second SASSmas for me.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 02:00 |
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This is like my 5th year running, although under other usernames the other times. Last year, I got an extremely awesome gift (And expensive!), so this year I have saved up and plan on doing the same thing to my Santee. Dear Santa: No NWS please, other than that, go wild hog. I'm a 24 year old, moving in to a new place by January, and I have nothing except a bed, my computer and desk and very very little kitchen appliances. Also, I play video games and work in IT. Santee: I hope I will make you smile Edit: Oh this is great, I said country only. Meant to type entire Europe. Hopefully I'll be able to change that later. Happy Dolphin fucked around with this message at Nov 4, 2012 around 02:08 |
| # ? Nov 4, 2012 02:06 |
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Hoooray it's Time!! My only reason for ever posting!! Dear Santa, I am a married mid 40's housewife with so little life outside work and family that this actually qualifies as a big deal in my year.The only thing I ask is no clothes, other then that just about anything will make me happy. The candy guy in SA mart looks like he has some cool stuff on the go. I am a dog groomer, and would love anything at all related to that. As a poker player I would love a set of KEM playing cards. I have had a crazy craving for Hammonds original candy canes lately. I collect pins (like lapel pins from your city would be cool) and i love those squished penny thingers too. Hmmm, I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, my favourite colour is red. I hope that that gives you some ideas. Dear Santee, I hope you do some posting and are easily stalkable. Last year my santee got a mini donut factory, I have wondered a few times if they enjoy it at all, I know my partner in crime and I had a lot of fun picking out and sending it. December 1st is too far away I want to shop now .ps, if by any luck of the draw I get 50 foot ant as my santa, all I want is a spooky story. Im a Little Teapot fucked around with this message at Nov 4, 2012 around 03:01 |
| # ? Nov 4, 2012 02:19 |
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First year for me  Dear Santa: 20 year old male student, living in Ontario, Canada. Stuff I like includes movies, video games, interesting books, anything dorky or nerdy really. I'm pretty much your typical goony goon, except for the very important (not really) fact that I live on the second floor of a student apartment and not the basement  . Nothing NWS please! Otherwise go hog-wild I guess.Dear Santee: I can't make poo poo but I know some people who do! Honestly I have no loving idea what I'm going to get you but I'll try to make it cool.
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| # ? Nov 4, 2012 02:24 |
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Dear Mr./Mrs. Goon Santa, I'm a 20 yr old college student of the female sex. I like animes (yeah...i'm into that stuff, NO FURRIES THOUGH), reading books of the fictional sort (face it, nonfiction can suck), cute animals and the like, and the occasional mindblowing movie (no porn please...that's just weird). If needed, I'm a Medium in unisex shirts, favorite color is blue...or black, idk, it depends. Nothing NWS please, I have a squeamish roommate. Dear Goon Sant[ee], I'm probably gunna make/craft you something. Its not that I'm cheap, it's just what I do. Hope you're not into weird deviant art stuff, because I will take that request seriously and make something terribly awful. Promise you'll love it though! [note: this promise does not entirely promise to promise you'll love anything] First time doing this, But it's gunna be so much fun 
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Goddamnit, I missed hte sign up. Too late now?
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