Tenchrono posted:

I NEED Orange Jaffa Cakes, I live in the midwestern US(Indiana) if anyone can think of anything they want.

Sacofjoea posted:

The Czech beer Staropramen if there is even a way to legally ship it.

axolotl farmer posted:

Julmust (Christmas Brew) is a seasonal soda that outsells Coca Cola every Christmas. It's got a secret recipe, but is flavored with caramel, hops and malt.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I'm in Tampa, FL, and the only regional things I can think of are all produce which are out of season, and Key Lime Pie, which would just get destroyed in shipping, on top of needing refrigeration. Can this thread work as a "I will pay you to ship me weird exotic foodstuffs" or is it exchange only

I can find the normal American stuff, if anyone wants that.

edit: I won't promise it, but I just realized I might be able to get a hold of some gator meat. Gator jerky is pretty interesting.


I am highly interested in this.

13Pandora13 posted:

I'll accept straight up payment. I'll price out beer at work this weekend and shipping and let you know?

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Think some signals got crossed there, I wasn't asking if I could outright pay you per se, rather if we could buy things in general. That Swedish soda sounds delish, and I want to get a hold of some, but like I said I don't really have anything "special" to offer.

13Pandora13 posted:

I gotcha, I think you were saying you'd pay for the beer.

(edit)

Because I am an idiot and got you confused with another poster. I think 75 hour work weeks are driving me insane.

SumYungGui posted:

Who is in Korea? There is so much stuff I want from Korea. If it's stateside and you want it in trade I will make it happen.

edit: I'm in Pennsylvania so there's a bunch of crazy PA Dutch stuff I have access to. Tin of Dieffenbach's Potato Chips anyone?

Majuju posted:

and WEIRD-rear end CHIP FLAVOURS including ketchup, all-dressed, and dill pickle:

Bacons posted:

To US goons looking for Jaffa cakes, I saw the suggestion of Meijer, but you may want to check your local Walmart in the cookies/crackers aisle, they usually have a small section for semi-expensive crackers and I've found a brand of jaffas called Pims, pretty decent alternative if you ask me.

TastyLemonDrops posted:

Dill pickle flavor isn't all that weird, but what the heck does 'all-dressed' taste like?

Majuju posted:

I don't know, since I am not a potato-chip-eating guy, but the girlfriend says "kind of sweet, kind of sour"? The idea is that they are all the flavours slammed up in one batch - BBQ + salt/vinegar + ketchup + sour cream/onion together.

Terror Van posted:

Mexican Coca-Cola

Majuju posted:

RizieN posted:

I'm in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA and can get cans of Cincinnati Style Chili

It's the best Chili in the world and your Texas style bullshit is bullshit. You can put this poo poo over spaghetti then put some mild cheddar on top with some onions (and beans if you want), put this poo poo on a hotdog that is also on a bun and put onions (and mustard if you're weird) on that bitch. Or pour it over some cream cheese, throw some cheddar on top and dip tortilla chips in that bad boy.

Miranda posted:

Yayyyy!! I need Red Rock Deli Honey Soy Chicken chips from Australia!!! And some cadbury dairy milk chocolate. I NEEEEEEED IT! I can send any delightful American candy, or particular southern delicacies! I miss my Aussie food

almightyerin posted:

Cream cheese???

The only way I can get Skyline here is if I make it or buy the teeny expensive frozen package at Kroger. I took my husband to Cincy last winter for my dad's birthday and he was thrilled about two things: first time north of the mason dixon and skyline chili. I've been wanting to go up there and get some goetta and cottage ham since you can't seem to find either down here in TN. I've tried to get the manager of Kroger here to order me some cottage ham. It seems to me if its all kroger brand why cant you get it down here. They special order other stuff for you. I think they are lying because they are lazy.

almightyerin posted:

Cream cheese???

The only way I can get Skyline here is if I make it or buy the teeny expensive frozen package at Kroger. I took my husband to Cincy last winter for my dad's birthday and he was thrilled about two things: first time north of the mason dixon and skyline chili. I've been wanting to go up there and get some goetta and cottage ham since you can't seem to find either down here in TN. I've tried to get the manager of Kroger here to order me some cottage ham. It seems to me if its all kroger brand why cant you get it down here. They special order other stuff for you. I think they are lying because they are lazy.

Tusen Takk posted:

It's actually crazy good, first time I heard of that I had the same reaction, then I tried it and was shocked.

Be warned, after you're done making it it WILL look like a bowl of diarrhea.

RizieN posted:

Well I can get Cans of it, they're not the cheapest but they're not that bad, maybe a couple bucks or so, I forget. The cans are good because it's all made already and you just have to microwave it for a minute or heat it on the stove. They have frozen chili too but I don't which I prefer. If you want Goetta or Cottage Ham I can get them. I actually don't know what Cottage Ham is, but if Kroger has it I have Krogers.

It tastes sooooo good, and eventually you'll learn to associate the look of Skyline Chili with loving fantastic tasting food orgasms. But I've been eating it since I was 5 so I was never grossed out by it.

jazzyhattrick posted:

Can anybody hook a brutha up with some currywurst? I can send you British Things Such as.

Scampi Fries


Do not eat these in the car if you don't want it to smell of fish for the forseeable future. However they are fuckin' delicious, a strong lemony fishy taste. They seem to contain the same synthetic crack derivative that they put in pringles to prevent post-pop stoppage.

Worcester Sauce Crisps


Tangy sweet and mildly spicy. Some of the best crisps around.

Chocolate Malted Milk biscuits


In my opinion the best biscuit. Sweeter and with a more satisfying texture than your bog standard digestive. It also has hobnobesque resilience when dunked in your choice of hot or cold drink.

Cherry Bakewells


Exceedingly good, jam, pastry, fondant icing, and a cherry on top.

These are just some of my favourites but I can also acquire...

-Bird's custard
-Various tooth rotting drinks such as tizer or Irn Bru or indeed tango
-Bisto, for making gravy that isn't the weird stuff that Americans have
-Monster Munch
-Many more things.

jazzyhattrick posted:

Can anybody hook a brutha up with some currywurst?

elwood posted:

Broil/Grill Bratwurst, apply vast amounts of tomato ketchup, give it a good dusting of curry powder (and whatever else you like, like paprica powder for example) and you are set.

Part of Everything posted:

I will send real Canadian maple sugar, made by local Mennonites, to the lucky American who can provide me with a box of Cookie Crisp cereal.

Tusen Takk posted:

Detroit Goon reporting in, I have the ability to get anyone and everyone Faygo, Nectar of the Juggalos.

almightyerin posted:

Depending on how old you are I've probably been eating it longer than you've been alive The first time my husband tried it he called it "satans chili" and yelled about how you people can eat this. He loves it now. We have Krogers here they just won't order Cottage Ham for me...I know they can get it. I've never been 100% sure what cut it is exactly. My grandma used to cut it in chunks and put it in green beans and potatoes. Everytime I've seen it its just been labeled Cottage Ham but my dad says its just smoked butt which should NOT be hard to get in TN. I got some the last time I was up there and I hosed it up somehow and it was inedible. Thats one thing I hate about TN, they have no meat markets or butcher shops here. I miss that little butcher shop in Mt Lookout so bad. *sigh* I miss Cincinnati in general. Thank you for offering to get some though, if I didnt need a new central heat and air system I'd take you up on it.

Edit: I've got a kick rear end recipe for Skyline if anyone wants it.

The Door Frame posted:

Dibs! I don't have PMs so email me at zoabdy at gmail