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Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis




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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with


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iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012


Don't be such a sore loser, Kyoon. You tried your hardest but it just wasn't good enough

Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I really would find it funny to find out kyoon is secretly Obama, glen beck, or Donald trump.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...


move to Canada or something

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005



Did Kyroon ever tell us who we were supposed to vote for in the other thread?

ID Unavailable
Mar 2, 2012

THIS SOME DAVID LYNCH SHIT, HUH


Does this mean I should or shouldn't secede?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Everyone knows that Illuminati is just a massive decoy effort. Please educate yourself

Huzzah!
Sep 14, 2007

Control minds in style with: The Hypno-Monocle®

Cryptic Edge posted:

I really would find it funny to find out kyoon is secretly Obama, glen beck, or Donald trump.

Maybe he's all three. Have you seen any of them together at the same time?

superv0zz
Jun 23, 2006

Touch it.

Kyoon is definitely Trump.

Kiyanis
Sep 25, 2007

BBQ Now.


Kyoon you sure are posting a lot of these lately.

XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010



But what if we voted for Ron Paul? He's still cool right?

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

A gift from Coyote! Nothing could possibly go wrong here!


"Romney's" "reported" "total popular vote" was 58,884,175.

58,884,175 / 11 = 5353106.81818

Please explain how they multiplied by 11?

Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Huzzah! posted:

Maybe he's all three. Have you seen any of them together at the same time?
Kinda like Garth brooks and jewel? I'm on to you Garth. Just because you put on a wig and corset doesn't make you a hot blond woman...

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER


So HRC is Joe Biden in drag or how will that work? Are Bubba and Biden long time fencing buddies? Why isn't Peyton Manning mentioned.

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009


The Kyoon......has returned.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

A gift from Coyote! Nothing could possibly go wrong here!


Paramemetic posted:

"Romney's" "reported" "total popular vote" was 58,884,175.

58,884,175 / 11 = 5353106.81818

Please explain how they multiplied by 11?

This is a GOTCHA by the way, requires priority one response or you will be exposed as a fraud and the Illuminati will win.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow


Hate to break it to you but the polls never really predicted a Romney win. I'm sorry man

Edit: Wait your notes are your own posts.

Notes:
1. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post409527587

Ashrik
Feb 9, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

What I never got was why Kyoon kept getting banned, when everyone loves his posting?

fakeedit: I think this one goes all the way to the "Lowtax". You know who else liked Low Taxes, right?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012


I was at the doctor's office today and looked at TIME magazine (which I never read) and it was an issue from early October, and holy gently caress were they in the tank for Romney. It was hilarious in retrospect.

Rerun
Aug 5, 2001
Live the dream

drat, you have gotten banned a lot.

winvirus
Jan 23, 2009

You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.



If they're called the Illuminati why do they spend so much time in the shadows. Really makes you think

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2!



The Illuminati are pretty retarded to let an idiot like you know everything.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

I knew it I KNEW it

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Ashrik posted:

What I never got was why Kyoon kept getting banned, when everyone loves his posting?

fakeedit: I think this one goes all the way to the "Lowtax". You know who else liked Low Taxes, right?

The site admins are in league with the Illuminati and want to suppress Kyoon's secret knowledge, obviously.

Tempest815
Oct 7, 2006

FALCON PUNCH!!

Kyoon, when will OBUMMER send me to FEMA death camps? I think they're building one in my town in the wake of Sandy.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010


"The shooter was known to have posted conspiracy theories on the 'Something's Awful' internet message board..."

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

The Illuminati have already won, prepare yourself for the First American Empire and the reign of Mecha-Romney!

CrapFish
May 11, 2004

Never stop posting


Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Ashrik posted:

What I never got was why Kyoon kept getting banned, when everyone loves his posting?

fakeedit: I think this one goes all the way to the "Lowtax". You know who else liked Low Taxes, right?

Kyoon is subsidizing SA. Without him we would have been shut down years ago. He should have been permabanned (again) but he's a good source of money for lowtax

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001




Today's the big day when we all hear Kyoon out. Let the man speak

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


Kyoooooooon

Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

Today's the big day when we all hear Kyoon out. Let the man speak
wait... Mods not suppressing him? Kyoon, nows your chance to go full on crazy!

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012


How come you get to change your theory when you're wrong? How can anyone ever hold you accountable when you do that? You should just shut up dude

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007

.......


Please tell me more, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

madeupfred
Oct 9, 2011



Hey Kyoon, what do you think about Veteran's Day?

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001




Ilikegrapes posted:

How come you get to change your theory when you're wrong? How can anyone ever hold you accountable when you do that? You should just shut up dude

That's pretty drat hostile, mate, tone it down a bit.

Oraculum Animi
Sep 13, 2007


Please seek help, you're crazy in the brain region.

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.


Cryptic Edge posted:

wait... Mods not suppressing him? Kyoon, nows your chance to go full on crazy!

they aren't gonna suppress him anymore because it's too late. their plans are already too far along to stop. no amount of truth from kyoon can help us now

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Donde Esta
Sep 5, 2006



I thought he was getting banned for not telling us who he voted for.

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