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CommanderCoffee
Feb 27, 2011

Ladies.
Let's see.

I used to participate in Pokemon chat roleplays when I was like 10.

I still buy every 'colored' Pokemon game that comes out.

In junior year of high school, I got a trench coat for my birthday. I wore it every day for about 2 months until an alum I respected who was visiting turned to me and said, "Coffee, it's like 90 loving degrees out and you look like a loving dumbass. Take the coat off." Now I only wear it when it's raining a lot.

I pretty much ruined my chances of having any friends in my dorm last year when, at the beginning of the year, everyone was making small talk and, for some reason, I accused someone of being Teddy Roosevelt in disguise. I realized my mistake immediately.

Oh, when I was like 14, I apparently took a girl (who visited her grandma who lived across the street from me daily) out on a date (I don't really remember doing anything date-like) and when we got back from it, I basically ran inside my own house to go eat food. :doh: Now I can't even get a date. Karma is a bitch.

OH. I almost forgot. I was going to go to prom, but because I was too drat useful to my school's drama department as a tech wizard, I literally did not have the ability to find a date because my time was just gone. I hate myself for doing that.

CommanderCoffee fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 14, 2012

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