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KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



After his brush with an alien race dedicated to eradicating all humans, a malicious parasitic epidemic, and other various threats during his time in Halo: Combat Evolved, Master Chief escaped and destroyed Halo Installation 04, concluding the game saying "I think we're just getting started." Well, consider that an understatement; the Covenant have discovered Earth, and now the UNSC must prevent them from glassing the planet and annihilating the entire human race.

How This LP Will Be Done

This thread will have two playthroughs going on: One playthrough will be done on Normal difficulty for the sake of showing and explaining the game and its mechanics (yes, mechanics besides shooting and moving forward).

The other playthrough will be on Legendary, the highest difficulty, for the sake of showing off how frustratingly ridiculous this game can really get, and how it affects the judgment and performance of the players. My friend, ClumsyNutcase (right screen), will be assisting me with playing through the game on this dreaded abhorrent chasm of relentless torment we call a difficulty level.

UNSC Major Characters

- Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 - Our main protagonist. The last living soldier from the Spartan II program.
The Master Chief is pretty much just a merciless, soulless, killing machine who only exists to take on suicidal tasks. The Spartans are highly trained elite soldiers clad in armor equipped with energy shielding, courtesy of stolen from Covenant technology. Along with a suit, Spartans usually have phenomenal reaction time, superhuman strength (specifically strong enough to lift an 80 ton tank), and remarkable aim. John specifically was noted for his intellect and his luck. As strong as they may be, Spartans, like humans, are very fragile beings, even more so than a regular Marine on the Legendary difficulty. In fact, John will die upon one sniper shot to the toe, even with shielding!

- Cortana - A UNSC artificial intelligence. Has served as Master Chief's partner through various missions.
Cortana pretty much lives inside Master Chief's helmet. In the previous game, Master Chief was assigned to keep Cortana from falling into enemy hands. Cortana holds an unprecedented amount of data pertaining to Halo as well as UNSC intelligence, such as weapon research, post deployment, and of course, the location of Earth.

- Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson - A highly trained Marine and overall badass.
Johnson will be accompanying the Master Chief on a few missions in this game. Johnson was highly regarded among fans during his few brief stints in Halo: Combat Evolved, and because of that, even after being blatantly killed in the first game, he was brought back for no other reason, and it never undergoes any further investigation (as far as the video games go). All we need to know is that he is incredibly helpful in battle. (It possibly has something to do with him being impervious to all damage, but I'm not sure)

- Lieutenant Commander Miranda Keyes - Commanding Officer of UNSC In Amber Clad.
Daughter of Captain Jacob Keyes (deceased) and Doctor Elizabeth Halsey. After the death of her father in Combat Evolved, Miranda makes her first appearance in Halo 2, being promoted to the commander of the In Amber Clad, which will be Master Chief's limousine of space travel in this game. She is impervious to all damage in gameplay as well, but she only appears once, so she's not as cool. Then again, this girl is destined for some great things which we will get to later.

Covenant Major Characters

- Thel 'Vadamee - The Arbiter.
Thel was an elite in charge of the entire Covenant's expedition to Installation 04, specifically titled the "Supreme Commander". Because of the Master Chief destroying the ring in the previous game, Thel is burdened with the blame for its destruction, branded a heretic, and is subsequently stripped of his rank, his uniform, and his dignity. The Covenant Council decided to have him executed, but the prophet of Truth decided to give him a new rank instead, making him the next Arbiter.

- Rtas 'Vadumee - The ship commander.
'Vadumee is an Ultra-ranked Elite and the Covenant Special Operations Ship Master. 'Vadumee often displays great concern for soldiers under his command, and even urges Grunts to get behind elites if necessary. During the events of the first Halo game, the ship master was in charge of a Spec Ops investigation of the fallen ship, Infinite Succor. There, the platoon encountered The Flood for the first time. During the encounter, his second in command became infected, and the former soldier managed to sever 'Vadumee's left mandibles in their engagement. 'Vadumee lost all his soldiers in the platoon during the investigation, but managed to eradicate the rest of the attacking Flood by sending the Infinite Succor on a slipstream course into the nearest sun. Like Johnson, 'Vadumee is also impervious to all damage, and is a very helpful ally for the small amount of time he's around.

- The Prophets Of Truth, Mercy, and Regret - The highest ranking masters of the Covenant.
These three prophets lead all of the Covenant with a very religion-oriented system and promises of salvation. In this game, The Prophet Of Regret has lead a Covenant fleet to Earth. Oddly, the prophets have no idea that Earth is their enemies' home world; meaning the prophet didn't come to Earth for human genocide, but for something else... But what?

UNSC Weapons

- BR55 Battle Rifle
Rate Of Fire: 2.6 shots (8 rounds) per second
Reload Time: 1.7 seconds (1.17 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 0.9 seconds (0.6 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short to Long
Scope: X2
Head Shot: Yes
Dual-Wield: No
Special Notes: This is the most preferred default weapon in the game. Due to its wide variety of range and being a head shot weapon, it is very handy in just about any situation.

- M7 Submachine Gun
Rate Of Fire: 16 rounds per second
Reload Time: 1.45 seconds (3.9 seconds if dual-wielding. 1.24 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 0.8 seconds (0.6 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short
Scope: None
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: Yes
Special Notes: Only really helpful when being duel-weld. Messes with your aim.

- M6C Magnum
Rate Of Fire: 6 rounds per second
Reload Time: 1.6 seconds (3.4 seconds if dual-wielding. 1.05 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 0.9 seconds (0.6 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short to Medium
Scope: None
Head Shot: Yes
Dual-Wield: Yes
Special Notes: Definitely not as useful as the Pistol from Halo: CE, but it can still be used well when duel-weld with a Plasma Pistol.

- SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle
Rate Of Fire: 2 rounds per second
Reload Time: 2.06 seconds (1.88 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 1.36 seconds (0.89 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Long
Scope: X5 to X10
Head Shot: Yes
Dual-Wield: No
Special Notes: It's a Sniper Rifle, therefore it's quintessential to accomplishment.

- M90 CAWS Mark II Shotgun
Rate Of Fire: 1 round per second
Reload Time: 0.67 seconds per shell
Melee Time: 0.89 seconds (0.48 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short
Scope: None
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: No
Special Notes: When I say short, I really mean it.

- M19 SSM Rocket Launcher
Rate Of Fire: 2 rounds per second
Reload Time: 3.87 seconds (2.25 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 1.1 seconds
Range: Medium to Long
Scope: X2
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: No
Special Notes: Homes in on vehicles and turrets.

Covenant Weapons

- Type-25 Directed Plasma Energy Pistol
Rate Of Fire: 8 normal shots per second. 0.4 charged shots per second
Cooldown Time: 2 seconds
Melee Time: 0.9 seconds (0.6 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short to Medium
Scope: None
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: Yes
Special Notes: Sometimes, the charged up shot homes in a bit too well.

- Type-25 Directed Plasma Energy Rifle
Rate Of Fire: 8 shots per second (12 shots per second if pressed repeatedly fast enough)
Cooldown Time: 2.6 seconds
Melee Time: 0.9 second (0.64 seconds if done repeatedly)
Range: Short to Medium
Scope: None
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: Yes
Special Notes: Good for taking down energy shielding. Best to dual-wield with SMG.

- Type-33 Needler
Rate Of Fire: 8 shots per second (12 shots per second if pressed repeatedly fast enough)
Reload Time: 1.67 seconds (1.11 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Melee Time: 1.02 seconds
Range: Short to Medium
Scope: None
Head Shot: No
Dual-Wield: Yes
Special Notes: It fires pink junk that explodes.

- Type-50 Particle Beam Rifle
Rate Of Fire: 3 shots per second (but will burn up after 2)
Cooldown Time: 3.02 seconds
Melee Time: 0.73 seconds
Range: Long
Scope: X5 to X10
Head Shot: Yes
Dual-Wield: No
Special Note: An alien sniper rifle. Completely evil in the wrong hands.

- Type-1 Energy Sword
Melee Time: 0.42 seconds
Range: Short
Scope: None
Dual-Wield: No
Special Note: Swords are very sharp.

- Type-51 Covenant Carbine
Rate Of Fire: 4.67 shots per second
Reload Time: 1.87 seconds (1.21 seconds with fast-reload glitch)
Range: Short to Long
Scope: X2
Head Shot: Yes
Dual-Wield: No
Special Note: If you can't find a Battle Rifle, this gun will be your next best bet.

The Playthrough So Far

Cairo Station



Outskirts



Metropolis



- Part 1

- Part 2

The Arbiter



Oracle



Delta Halo



Regret



Sacred Icon



Quarantine Zone



Gravemind



Uprising

KKoserYaks fucked around with this message at May 22, 2013 around 19:04

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KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.

Reserved. Just in case.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



Cairo Station



This is where it begins. Nothing extraordinary so far, but we'll be sure to break out of that in the later levels, especially on the Legendary run.

KKoserYaks fucked around with this message at Nov 17, 2012 around 02:06

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.


I'll be watching this. I didn't like Halo but I'm curious about the story.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009


I'll also be watching this, I played the first one and really, really liked it, but never got around the following ones for a number of reasons. I think when Halo 2 first launched it was only for Xbox? And the release for PC was much later? Please correct me if I'm wrong

StrangeAeon
Jul 11, 2011


Oh, Halo. My favorite FPS (though I'm not an FPS player, make of that what you will). Excited to see this done on Legendary, I never managed it myself, and hearing a more technical breakdown of weaponry and battle tactics is more refreshing than I thought it'd be. Keeping watch on this LP.

As for Sergeant Johnson, there actually as a detailed account of his survival of Halo-- only it was in the novels that were sold after the release of Halo: CE. Does such trivia count as spoilers (or obnoxious), or would you mind if I point them out here and there?

Dooky Dingo
Feb 17, 2011


Man, when I was in college, my friends and I played the HELL out of some LAN multiplayer.

Do the thread a favor, though. Can you link all the videos in the first post? Thanks.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Do you have any plans on doing Halo 3? I watched the two (excellent) LPs of Halo and Halo 2 on the archive, but I'd like to see what finally happens in the third game.

mrbasehart
Jul 19, 2010


Suspicious posted:

I'll be watching this. I didn't like Halo but I'm curious about the story.

I don't want to undermine this particular LP, but Cooked Auto's LPs of the first two Halo games are excellent. He actually digs into the fiction a bit too.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

All I wanted to do was tell women how to be feminists and compliment them on their great tits.

Then those self righteous shits called me white >:|

Now all I can hope is that this picture of a smiling xbox with awesome tits will console me.


Haha, you poor motherfucker. Legendary? Really?
Gods rest your poor loving souls, I will never get those hours of my life back. Those godddddaaaammmmmnnnnn Snipers.......

counterfeitsaint posted:

Do you have any plans on doing Halo 3? I watched the two (excellent) LPs of Halo and Halo 2 on the archive, but I'd like to see what finally happens in the third game.
You shoot at aliens. Also there's a Halo.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.

StrangeAeon posted:

As for Sergeant Johnson, there actually as a detailed account of his survival of Halo-- only it was in the novels that were sold after the release of Halo: CE. Does such trivia count as spoilers (or obnoxious), or would you mind if I point them out here and there?

Go for it.

counterfeitsaint posted:

Do you have any plans on doing Halo 3? I watched the two (excellent) LPs of Halo and Halo 2 on the archive, but I'd like to see what finally happens in the third game.

I think TheGreatGilderSneeze still has plans for it. Otherwise, it does sound like a fun thing to try out. If only my Campaign disc wasn't broken (gently caress special edition cases).

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Man, did I ever play the poo poo out of Halo 2 as a kid. In retrospect, it's probably my least favorite, but Halo was the first FPS that I really got into so I was super loving excited about this one. Add in the fact that it had online multiplayer, and it was the best thing in the world.

Of course, I ended up getting banned from multiplayer because I forgot to turn off my flying Warthog hack. Totally worth it.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

No plague, I swear!


It sounds like Halo in multiplayer is a giant meta game, I suppose it's a good thing I never got into it.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Cheryl?!


Nothing's getting past this platform in one piece.

"Sir, they're not bringing their capships in range, they're launching bucket loads of boarding pods."

WHO COULD'VE FORSEEN THIS. Earthdef, why did you not mount close defense guns. You are literally the worst.

Edit: also wait, if Cortana is in Master Chief's head, who is firing Cairo's gun(s)?

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at Nov 21, 2012 around 04:01

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Veloxyll posted:

Nothing's getting past this platform in one piece.

"Sir, they're not bringing their capships in range, they're launching bucket loads of boarding pods."

WHO COULD'VE FORSEEN THIS. Earthdef, why did you not mount close defense guns. You are literally the worst.

Edit: also wait, if Cortana is in Master Chief's head, who is firing Cairo's gun(s)?

Cortana writes code to handle things while she goes off with Master Chief. She explains it at the beginning of the first game, when she leaves the Pillar of Autumn.

Monolith.
Jan 28, 2011

To save the world from the expanding Zone.


The game that I first experienced Xbox Live with and sunk so much time into.

Also:

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Monolith. posted:

The game that I first experienced Xbox Live with and sunk so much time into.

Also:



Man, Black was one of those games that I REALLY wish they had brought out on PC. I am so very, very terrible at console shooters.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



Outskirts



Time to meet the absolute worst obstacle in the game: Sniper Alley! On Legendary, one shot from the Beam Rifle is instant death, no questions asked, and this is the level where they're the most prevalent in. As a matter of fact, snipers anywhere in this game are an absolute pain, and this level is just the beginning. Well, enjoy our suffering!

Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

Jazz hands!


Why do you call it a warthog? It's more cat-like than hog. I'd say it looks like a puma.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

No plague, I swear!


Wait what accents do the Marines have? It kind of sounds like Australian sometimes.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

How does it taste?
YUMMY!


CharismaticHorsey posted:

Why do you call it a warthog? It's more cat-like than hog. I'd say it looks like a puma.

It just had to have a name. "The M12 LRV" is too hard to say in conversation.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...

CharismaticHorsey posted:

Why do you call it a warthog? It's more cat-like than hog. I'd say it looks like a puma.

You mean like the shoe company?

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Cheryl?!


Spudd posted:

Wait what accents do the Marines have? It kind of sounds like Australian sometimes.

At least one of them is australian.

Also what exactly IS a double shot.

Or a BXR for that matter. I would appreciate explanations of your strange techniques and jargon.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.

Veloxyll posted:

At least one of them is australian.

Also what exactly IS a double shot.

Or a BXR for that matter. I would appreciate explanations of your strange techniques and jargon.

One is Australian, one Mexican, one Southern, and pretty much the rest of them have "neutral" accents.

Glitch explanation time!

A BXR implies what it implies; B, X, and R pushed in that order (in regular Xbox controls). Basically, there's a glitch in the game where you can press X right after pressing B in order to cancel your melee attack. Because the melee gets canceled, you can either shoot or do another melee without having to wait for the melee animation to finish. So, in online multiplayer, if you were to melee someone with a Battle Rifle, and press X then R immediately after the melee makes contact, you instantly kill your opponent, provided they don't have any extra shielding.

BXR doesn't work very well in Campaign due to the fact that the shielding on a Covenant Elite is exponentially larger than an Xbox Live player's. Where it would take 4 shots to the head with a Battle Rifle to take out an enemy's shields and kill them in multiplayer, the average Elite in Campaign would take about 6 to 8 shots.

Now, a Double Shot is when you press RRX with a Battle Rifle at a certain speed, which exploits a glitch that allows another Battle Rifle shot to be immediately fired after the first one. Unfortunately, after doing the glitch, the game reloads your weapon (without the reloading animation) and leaves you temporarily helpless. (Kinda like this)

Here's where we get around that. A Quad Shot is when you change to your secondary weapon then right back to your Battle Rifle to do the Double Shot again. So basically it would be RRX-YY-RRX (Like here)

KKoserYaks fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2012 around 08:22

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



Metropolis



Part 1

Part 2

I was told there's an enemy for each time that I try.
I was told there's a new sniper born for each one that has died.
I was told there will be no-one to call on when I face a Covenant Elite.
I was told if you dream of a checkpoint, you'll find yourself swimming in a lake of plasma.

It really doesn't get much worse than this... I really hope it doesn't.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011



"If God is love, then you can call me cupid!"

McTimmy
Feb 29, 2008


How the hell did I ever manage to beat this on Legendary solo.

Basic Beater
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Many many moons ago, my best friend was moving away from our hometown. This was just before High School started for me, and right around the release of Halo 3. Either before he left or on one of his first visits since moving, he told me of "Gamer Fuel" (we still refuse to call it game fuel)and how terrible it was, telling me to drink it. He even went so far as to buy me a bottle of it, and demanded I drink it. On that day I made a promise to never drink it, and to that day, I have kept that promise.


Having been sitting on my bookshelf for years now, the bottle has continued to morph and become disfigured.



Oh, and in case anyone was curious:

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.


Oh wow, I didn't even notice Black the first time I looked at this. I haven't played that in about 6 years.


Whoa, now that's dedication.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Drink it. Do it. You bastard I will never be able to sleep at night now because I will be wondering what'll happen if somebody DID drink Gamer Fuel that old.

Also I had some of that around the release of Halo 3 just because I was a soda junkie at the time and the stores had replaced their regular mountain dew with it.

I had a migraine for a week and promptly swore off soda for the rest of my life.

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun


Endorph posted:

I will never be able to sleep at night now because I will be wondering what'll happen if somebody DID drink Gamer Fuel that old.
Death or superpowers. 50/50 is a good enough shot.

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Just hanging out, drinking a beer and watching a hockey game.


I live in Canada, where they don't sell Game Fuel so this was my shopping trip about a month back:



Also I still have a couple of these guys kicking around. I was gonna drink one for the Halo 4 release but completely forgot and now the magic is gone.



As for the LP, not gonna lie I watched the first video and got kinda turned off at how much stuff you didn't show. You did really well at the start being cinematic and trying to show off the game, but then you did stuff like miss the giant ship flying by and walk straight ahead practicing your double shot instead of looking at the huge loving space gun that's firing into a space battle while you're standing on part of its recoil mechanism.

Gorilla Salad
Sep 22, 2003

There's no problem that can't be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts


I'm glad to see a Let's Play of this game. I played the original way back when and was completely underwhelmed. Maybe because I only played the single player, but I never saw what the fuss was all about.

The second half of the game with its endlessly repeating corridors and the incredibly annoying potato people simply weren't fun for me.

That one loving circular room with an open corridor around it and structures in the middle will haunt my gaming nightmares forever after having to run through copy/pasted versions of it a thousand times .

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.

FrenzyTheKillbot posted:

As for the LP, not gonna lie I watched the first video and got kinda turned off at how much stuff you didn't show. You did really well at the start being cinematic and trying to show off the game, but then you did stuff like miss the giant ship flying by and walk straight ahead practicing your double shot instead of looking at the huge loving space gun that's firing into a space battle while you're standing on part of its recoil mechanism.

To be fair, there is quite an amount of cool things to look at on the Cairo Station specifically, so I was bound to miss something. I could go back and show it in a bonus video. Maybe I'll make a compilation for stuff I missed in the Normal run.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



The Arbiter



What would you have your Arbiter do? Well, for one, give us a break from Master Chief's pathetic attempts to survive the wrath of snipers.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

No plague, I swear!


I never played Halo 2, I had no idea that you played as an Elite. I thought you just picked up the sword because people kept begging for it.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.



Oracle



As the Arbiter continues his search for the Heretic leader, he finds the worst enemy in the game; holograms... Oh, and we get to fight some Flood.

KKoserYaks fucked around with this message at Dec 15, 2012 around 04:20

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

No plague, I swear!


Your normal video seems to skip every 2nd frame or so, it's very jarring and is making me somewhat motion sick. It might just be me or maybe it's YouTube still trying to encode but your legendary run was fine.

KKoserYaks
May 4, 2012

Anything can happen; we may all just be insane.

Spudd posted:

Your normal video seems to skip every 2nd frame or so, it's very jarring and is making me somewhat motion sick. It might just be me or maybe it's YouTube still trying to encode but your legendary run was fine.

Oh geez, more YouTube problems. I'll see if it fixes itself in a few minutes, but if it doesn't, I'll re-upload it. Thanks for catching that.

Edit: Yeah, it's a rendering glitch that I seem to have been having often. I'll re-upload the video.

KKoserYaks fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2012 around 15:23

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IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...

The FPS's on this video are pretty low, you might consider re-uploading it.

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