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cats blood
May 11, 2011


Fellow goon “the tragic hero” unwittingly destroyed creative writing when he released http://www.neovella.com , a basic but fun collaborative writing tool and invited goons to mind meld. Some of the creations swung between excellent to retarded, some of us became published authors on http://amazon.com some of us wrote scary scat porn Hitler fetish stories.

Cod Piecington was born in neovella and went on to have a trilogy of astounding space stories…

Actually published on Amazon!

quote:

“ Cods relief was short lived, one of his testicles had become caught between the codpiece and his thigh, but worse still the rancid breath of the robot monkey spider was inches away from his face, like a scene from Jurassic park but with robot spider monkeys.

Cod summoning all his strength lashed out with his fist and hit the robot monkey tiger in its monkey face.

Gaining valuable seconds he shouted the immortal words

"goldenmane.... goatse.goatse.goatse"

and upon hearing the ancient words, Goldenmane started to transform from noble stead into a huge janitorial engine oil fuelled death robot. Goldmane's human body now had the flesh torn from it, his once slightly muscled form now the size and shape of a robotic belgian space horse, it's mane an ebbing and flowing ectasy rainbow, his chest now beating with a Ferrari engine instead of a weak bloody heart.

"VROOM VROOM" he vroomed,”
Or who can forget the classic “Buster the Effeminate Cucumber Farmer” which I believe was the first human / vegetable love story in the world

quote:

"What the gently caress are you doing you little bitch? Put your drat pants on!" the angry man bellowed. "I told you that if I caught you molesting the crops again I'd ... "
"She's loves me and I love her!"
His father sighed deeply. Buster's finally gone insane. Buster knew that look.
"We love each other and we're gettin married!"

The Tragic Hero has since been working on http://www.pen.fm and I have been stalking him and secured us some exclusive beta invites.
Whats new in http://www.pen.fm ?
You still have the turn based writing environment, but the live chat is smoother in real time and you can actually see what the other author is attempting to write letter by letter!
this allows you to call them out in the chat about their amazing plot device or just watch them struggle trying to finish a sentence you started (or wait your turn and totally shift the focus of plot of the story back to scat eating or blazing huge joints with the founding fathers) It also helps the participants talk about plot holes and come up with fantastic pointless on the fly ideas.

How about the ability to post pictures in to the story, yep that dramatic reconstruction of the bible that dude was writing, yea well here’s a goatse.jpg for you to work from on the next chapter.



Also its possible to be part of a story without having to write anything, you can see all the action live and even comment on it and vote it up in real time but there is no pressure to be in the queue of waiting writers. A lurkers paradise.

Obviously its not all about trolling and being immature, it’s possible to use this to write perfectly normal sane stories with your friends or even on your own. The back end formats it all so that it will be able to be published in ebook format easily and independently if you so wish. This takes out all the hassle and stress of going through the kindle / nook / paper /publishing hoops and red tape, once your magnum opus about my little pony snuff porn is ready to be released to the world just click the button.

So who wants to help iron out the kinks and possibly find out about what happened to codpiecingtons blood baby?

http://www.pen.fm/read/Cod-Piecingt...a938146c1aa4afd

Drop your email below and I shall to send you a beta invite.
Its working best in Chrome, Firefox and Safari at the moment, it does work in netscape navigator but some of the formatting is a bit off in the chat boxes .

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high as math.huge
Sep 11, 2001



This was a lot of fun last time and I look forward to trying it out.
E: email received, thanks!

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Blood Queen of Thunderdome


Oooh.

Email: Stormyserenity13@MSN.com

Chamber Music
Jul 11, 2010


Alicebai at buffalo.edu

Pretty much peeing my pants in excitement, y'all.

thelightguy
Feb 6, 2007

Well there's your problem.


E: Got the invite!

Disco Nixon
Dec 16, 2010


Got it!

cats blood
May 11, 2011


Whoa such a great response, There seems to be a Cod story slowly gathering momentum
http://www.pen.fm/read/Cod-Piecingt...a938146c1aa4afd

but please feel free to start your own.
my personal favourite from neovella was the Hunt club until it got griefed


If you find any bugs use the inline messaging system, or post on here, I sometimes get a large pause when i click submit and i have made "the tragic hero" aware, but I do not think he believes me.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007


E-mail: MutantHeadcrab@gmail.com

Neovella was a blast and this looks like it will be as well. Sign me up!

Edit: Thanks for the invite. Now if the drat site would actually let me register. I fill in the screen name/password and it just boots me back to the invite screen.

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


Mutant Headcrab posted:

E-mail: MutantHeadcrab@gmail.com

Neovella was a blast and this looks like it will be as well. Sign me up!

Edit: Thanks for the invite. Now if the drat site would actually let me register. I fill in the screen name/password and it just boots me back to the invite screen.

Are you using Chrome/FF/Safari?

Tom Steele
May 17, 2009


edit: got it, thanks!

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?


This is going to be really, really awesome, and I loved neovella the first time around.

Email: [url="http://#"]Hidden behind a captcha.[/url]

e: Got it, thanks!

cats blood
May 11, 2011


The Tragic Hero posted:

Are you using Chrome/FF/Safari?

i think you need to click the beta invite tag below all the login stuff.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007


I don't know whats going on. A kind goon sent me an e-mail invite. The link took me to the registration screen. I filled everything out and it keeps booting me to the main "put in your e-mail for a beta invite" screen. All attempts to log-in are met with the drat thing telling me my e-mail isn't registered.

For reference sake, I'm using Firefox.

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


Mutant Headcrab posted:

I don't know whats going on. A kind goon sent me an e-mail invite. The link took me to the registration screen. I filled everything out and it keeps booting me to the main "put in your e-mail for a beta invite" screen. All attempts to log-in are met with the drat thing telling me my e-mail isn't registered.

For reference sake, I'm using Firefox.

Best we can do right now is for you to follow the link from the email in Chrome, and see if registering with that works.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


jezaoflondon@hotmail.com

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007


The Tragic Hero posted:

Best we can do right now is for you to follow the link from the email in Chrome, and see if registering with that works.

It did the same thing in Chrome. I'll try again later tonight on a different computer.

Gruyurg
Aug 9, 2012


Edit: Thanks!!!

Ekplixi
Jul 18, 2006


I'd love to try. schneeimjuli@gmail.com

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007


Maybe the problem is my e-mail address. Let's try it with a different one.

E-mail: JenkinsonH2@winthrop.edu

Hitlers Gay Secret
Mar 7, 2010



Totally want in on this. Writing is my passion, but I'm not confident enough to publish.

Email:No 'mo email

EDIT: Got the invite, thanks.

Dr. Derek
Jan 1, 2010

Faster than a dead horse falling through orbit


removed.

Budumber
Nov 8, 2012


gone

Splashy Gravy
Dec 21, 2004

I HAVE FURY!

thanks

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


A pretty solid piece of realtime work right here, lurkers: http://www.pen.fm/read/The-Sad-Litt...659246b3b65307a

Titsor
Oct 20, 2005


I would like an invite!

-email removed-

Thanks!

Hitlers Gay Secret
Mar 7, 2010



The Tragic Hero posted:

A pretty solid piece of realtime work right here, lurkers: http://www.pen.fm/read/The-Sad-Litt...659246b3b65307a

If it actually submits your work.

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


JGBeagle posted:

If it actually submits your work.

Jumping on that bug right now. Will be fixed in under 30 minutes or your next story free!

Disco Nixon
Dec 16, 2010


It's doing the same thing to me as it was to Mutant Headcrab. I register, it boots me out to the log in screen, and I enter in all my stuff but it says I'm not registered.
I've tried it three times.

Alternate email- ivy061 at gmail.com

935
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Dr. Derek posted:

DoctorDerek@live.com

Jeza posted:

jezaoflondon@hotmail.com

Mutant Headcrab posted:

E-mail: MutantHeadcrab@gmail.com

Sitting Here posted:

Oooh.

Email: Stormyserenity13@MSN.com

You guys don't need to put things in spoiler tags. Right now GBS is hidden from the public, AND even if it wasn't unregistered users can just mouse over it, AND email harvesting software can still read it.

Stoat
Jun 8, 2006



I was in the neovella book! I'm so glad this is happening! japanmike@gmail.com is my email!

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT BEING NEXON AMERICA'S ONLY SYSADMIN


got invite ta mate

Hitlers Gay Secret
Mar 7, 2010



The Tragic Hero posted:

Jumping on that bug right now. Will be fixed in under 30 minutes or your next story free!

You know, as much as that last glitch irked me. The game is very fun. You have to think fast. And it's harder when there's not a lot of people.

fail baku
Aug 6, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Wow, I would really love to get in on this.

email is: hitleraids.com

ENSENDA CURES MAIL
Oct 30, 2011



gone, sounds like a lot of fun...

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


fail baku posted:

Wow, I would really love to get in on this.

email is: hitleraids.com

That's just a domain.

quote:

You know, as much as that last glitch irked me. The game is very fun. You have to think fast. And it's harder when there's not a lot of people.

Thanks And the glitch is now fixed.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


How do I indent paragraphs like all the cool kids? This is going to get awkward fast.

The Tragic Hero
Apr 8, 2006

Omnomnomnom


Jeza posted:

How do I indent paragraphs like all the cool kids? This is going to get awkward fast.

Paragraphs auto-indent when you make a new one. New paragraphs start via shift+enter.

TheBandOffice
Nov 4, 2009


I write poo poo pretty good.
bmwpq4@mail.umkc.edu

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

This sounds incredilously fun, count me in! Email is horsemunch@beefbroth.org

I shall massage my literary glands and prepare them for the journey ahead in which words and syllables alike will be murdered in cold blood by COD PIECINGTON.

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Stoat
Jun 8, 2006



Oh dear, I made a story I wanted invite-only public by mistake. Did I blow it?

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