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d0grent: Dec 5, 2004

The idea is simple. Google "Bad Taxidermy" and browse the results:

EDIT: VVV Thanks, Vodvillian. Here's a useful site for more images http://crappytaxidermy.com/

Then, insert these hideous failures back into their natural habitat:

d0grent fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 01:10

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Vodvillain: Feb 26, 2010; No kiddin'
Gun slingin'
Spurs hittin' the floor

This is certainly something I can get behind.

e: So I'm not totally useless, this is a wonderful site.

Vodvillain fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 01:07

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:01

MalcolmXmas: Aug 27, 2004; They called me the 'jolliest Negro in America'. I wouldn't deny that charge.

d0grent posted:

This is even creepier than the Crack Fox. That stare is just menacing.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:06

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

Vodvillain posted:

This is certainly something I can get behind.

e: So I'm not totally useless, this is a wonderful site.

And

I don't know what the gently caress is wrong with my country.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:15

Fenring: Feb 10, 2007; Yeah, Thats Right

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:18

Bog Chef: Apr 19, 2004; make me a pizza with toileto toppings

Bog Chef fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 01:48

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:21

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...

d0grent posted:

It looks like it's dazing out from some kind of brain fever or syphilis or something.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:26

The Sphinxster: Jul 13, 2007; Next!

Reminds me of Meet the Feebles, so that fits.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:32

Atavism: Mar 29, 2010; I will live on in you.
Endless.
Forever recurring.

It makes me sad to see animals end up like this, even more so that many were specifically killed to be given this fate.

Also, "Oh face."

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:32

ID Unavailable: Mar 2, 2012; THIS SOME DAVID LYNCH SHIT, HUH

That first one looks like it'd make a great park bench.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:37

Squidtamer DA: Jun 3, 2007; Squirts ink when provoked

Nothing fills you with appreciation for decent taxidermy like tossing out dozens of headless, formaldehyde filled birds for your undergrad job at the art center. That said, I want to thank the OP for linking to that tumblr and make sure that the rest of you goons who did not scroll really far down did not miss out on this monstrosity:

Gonna link it because it's a bit

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vjbj7t.jpg

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:40

Lord Krangdar: Oct 23, 2007; These are the secrets of death we teach.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:42

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

^^ HAHA, thanks for the laugh!

Here,here:

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:49

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Wait a minute... I know this guy.....

http://www.quickmeme.com/Retarded-Wolf/?upcoming

Elbonio fucked around with this message at Nov 15, 2012 around 02:03

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:53

Catsworth: Sep 30, 2009; Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Cat?

Lord Krangdar posted:

I thought it was something else at first. When I realized it wasn't I knew I had to make it myself.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 02:04

Blatherskite: May 27, 2005; See this is Pez candy, see, you eat it. You put the candy in here, then you lift up the head. Candy comes out, then you eat it. Want some?

ugh that face

# ? Nov 15, 2012 02:22

Elephantgun: Feb 13, 2010

# ? Nov 15, 2012 03:04

Raineko: Mar 12, 2012

-snip-

# ? Nov 15, 2012 03:16

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

d0grent posted:

The idea is simple. Google "Bad Taxidermy" and browse the results:

EDIT: VVV Thanks, Vodvillian. Here's a useful site for more images http://crappytaxidermy.com/

Good god, thanks for the nightmares.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 03:41

TheSpiritFox: Jan 4, 2009; I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

Catsworth posted:

I thought it was something else at first. When I realized it wasn't I knew I had to make it myself.

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that image.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:08

Mr.48: May 1, 2007

Blatherskite posted:

ugh that face

WTF is going on in the original picture?

# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:11

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

Mr.48 posted:

WTF is going on in the original picture?

It's art.

Click on 2001 for the series.

http://www.charliewhite.info/work/

http://www.npr.org/programs/watc/fe...002/june/white/

# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:21

Mr.48: May 1, 2007

Detective Thompson posted:

It's art.

Click on 2001 for the series.

http://www.charliewhite.info/work/

http://www.npr.org/programs/watc/fe...002/june/white/

Thats certainly....Something. Several words other than art come to mind though.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 04:27

jordjevic: Jul 7, 2010; servin' as a rainbow
hurts when it rains though

# ? Nov 15, 2012 10:00

Ninja fetus: Jan 22, 2005; Legalize murder

Lord Krangdar posted:

Haha nice. But you totally ruined that scene for me.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 10:04

Oh precious katana: Apr 7, 2009

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Elephantgun: Feb 13, 2010

jordjevic posted:

This is absolutely fabulous

# ? Nov 15, 2012 21:19

Saint Sputnik: Mar 31, 2007; yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well

jordjevic posted:

Probably the perfect use for that little guy, good job

# ? Nov 15, 2012 21:45

OK Octopus: Nov 26, 2007; drunk octopus
wants to fight you

jordjevic posted:

Welp.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 22:15

That Fucking Sned: Oct 28, 2010

# ? Nov 15, 2012 23:12

FreakerByTheSpeaker: Dec 3, 2006; You got your good things
And I've got mine

jordjevic posted:

I think the amazing thing is that it's so spot on, that the only context we need to get the joke is the fact that there are some cupcakes in frame.

Amazing.

# ? Nov 15, 2012 23:12

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; I lust for sweeter meats, the sort of tasteful flavours that can only be acquired from the most sensual of all creatures: Man.