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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...

Cooper Green posted:

Now THAT is a discount petting zoo!

# ? Nov 22, 2012 05:50

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# ? May 26, 2013 09:20

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I'M BUTT WIZARD

readingatwork posted:

Does it even matter what photo you throw this thing in? I swear, everything it touches turns into nightmare fuel.

hyperhazard fucked around with this message at Nov 22, 2012 around 06:25

# ? Nov 22, 2012 06:17

Rap Scallion: Mar 25, 2010

# ? Nov 22, 2012 07:19

My PIN is 4826: Aug 30, 2003

# ? Nov 22, 2012 09:08

Forktoss: Feb 13, 2012; I'm OK, you're so-so

Watch out for your livers, guys.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 09:45

dasbrooner: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck you say about the Emperor?

# ? Nov 22, 2012 10:04

Measly Twerp: Nov 5, 2009; Weasel words is all I hear

dasbrooner, I get "Access denied" on that image, seems like imgur is having a fit.

Just put the original in, it's not table breaking big.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 10:28

Hot Wet Pizza Slut: Jun 10, 2012; lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold

hyperhazard posted:

This is so pretty and easy to look at for long periods of time quite honestly. Not just easy, compelling. Like, I need to look at this. For a very, very long time.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 10:37

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Whosoever would undertake some atrocious enterprise should act as if it were already accomplished, should impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Richard Attenborough's Strange New Creature

Next on BBC1...

Did you make this? Because it's fantastic.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 10:45

Heisenburglar: Aug 23, 2012

My PIN is 4826 posted:

This one is great!

# ? Nov 22, 2012 11:59

Jazzbone: Oct 12, 2012

Here's the orginal.

Jazzbone fucked around with this message at Nov 22, 2012 around 12:54

# ? Nov 22, 2012 12:13

Foodahn: Oct 5, 2006; Not a bitch.

Widdiful posted:

Why are there so many loving taxidermy lions.

The really bad lion there belonged to King Frederick of Sweden and is probably close to 200 years old. The story is that the guy who stuffed it had never seen a real lion, and was just given the pelt and bones, so he tried to make it look like the only lion he had ever seen.

Compare:

# ? Nov 22, 2012 12:22

Schubalts: Nov 25, 2007; A beast to kill a beast...

Cooper Green posted:

It looks like it's forcing him to smile

# ? Nov 22, 2012 13:00

Raptor1033: Dec 17, 2010; This horse has a wack case of poo brain!

readingatwork posted:

Does it even matter what photo you throw this thing in? I swear, everything it touches turns into nightmare fuel.

What horrible things are being whispered in Mittens ear? Was it always sitting on his shoulder and we didn't notice?

# ? Nov 22, 2012 14:24

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

Raptor1033 posted:

What horrible things are being whispered in Mittens ear? Was it always sitting on his shoulder and we didn't notice?

I think that must be his daemon, which says a lot

# ? Nov 22, 2012 15:52

Latitude Ocotpus: Nov 17, 2009

I think chair fox is kind of cute, that being said I wouldn't want to run into it on the night bus....

# ? Nov 22, 2012 16:23

Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

I tried.

Edit: Also this

Crazyeyes fucked around with this message at Nov 22, 2012 around 16:40

# ? Nov 22, 2012 16:23

AstroWhale: Mar 28, 2009

# ? Nov 22, 2012 16:24

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; QUIET OR PAPA SPANK

Heresiarch posted:

Did you make this? Because it's fantastic.

I did indeed!

# ? Nov 22, 2012 17:22

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Probably neither reading nor working.

funkybottoms posted:

I think that must be his daemon, which says a lot

It's his dark passenger. It compels him to run for public office even though he has no earthly idea what he'll do once he get's there.

Latitude Ocotpus posted:

I think chair fox is kind of cute, that being said I wouldn't want to run into it on the night bus....

And now I can never ride the buss at night again. So thanks for that.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 17:30

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

# ? Nov 22, 2012 18:01

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012; Trust me.

Foodahn posted:

The really bad lion there belonged to King Frederick of Sweden and is probably close to 200 years old. The story is that the guy who stuffed it had never seen a real lion, and was just given the pelt and bones, so he tried to make it look like the only lion he had ever seen.

Compare:

Context! Guys, I'm learning things from this thread. That's actually really neat. At the last the guy tried, anyway, but for some of this more recent stuff, I don't think there's any excuse for not knowing what a lion looks like.

Although it makes Fred's hideous lionthing no less horrifying. Jesus.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 19:13

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003

Latitude Ocotpus posted:

I think chair fox is kind of cute, that being said I wouldn't want to run into it on the night bus....

I think I'll get off at the next stop and just walk home.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 19:42

Shanty: Nov 7, 2005; I'm-a gonna rip off-a your head and shit down-a your neck!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I think I'll get off at the next stop and just walk home.

Oh my God no what if it gets off with you. Stay on the well-lit bus until it gets off and then put at least three stops' safety distance between you.
Although, of course, it could just stay with you all the way to the terminal. And then the driver gets off and, distractedly, turns off the lights as he leaves the bus.
And locks the door.
And then you hear it giggle.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 22:05

Revitalized: Sep 13, 2007; A free custom title is a free custom title

Shanty posted:

Oh my God no what if it gets off with you. Stay on the well-lit bus until it gets off and then put at least three stops' safety distance between you.
Although, of course, it could just stay with you all the way to the terminal. And then the driver gets off and, distractedly, turns off the lights as he leaves the bus.
And locks the door.
And then you hear it giggle.

If it follows you off, you gotta juke it and get back on the train right as the doors close.

Which makes it more creepy when you turn around later and see that it's staring at you from the next car.

# ? Nov 22, 2012 22:37

KingOfTheTramps: Nov 10, 2009; "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Dougal has not aged too well

# ? Nov 22, 2012 22:43

PhancyPants: Nov 15, 2003; Hotdog Suit Up!

Alan Smithee posted:

Can someone explain this reference to me?

First thing I thought of

This is the one that made me lose my poo poo. Nice work!

# ? Nov 22, 2012 23:43

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Sir Nose posted:

I knew i'd seen that expression before.

# ? Nov 23, 2012 00:52

Chippita: Jun 12, 2006; Not Affiliated with Soft-Shelled Pitas.

# ? Nov 23, 2012 02:11

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Can I get the desk dildo?

Sir Nose posted:

Ahahahaha. Oh god I wish the tiger was just a horrible hand puppet

# ? Nov 23, 2012 03:13

ToastyPotato: Jun 23, 2005; CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

Shanty posted:

Oh my God no what if it gets off with you. Stay on the well-lit bus until it gets off and then put at least three stops' safety distance between you.
Although, of course, it could just stay with you all the way to the terminal. And then the driver gets off and, distractedly, turns off the lights as he leaves the bus.
And locks the door.
And then you hear it giggle.

Get get off after it does, three stops later, and just as the bus pulls away, you turn around and see it hauling rear end down the sidewalk toward you.

Alternatively, you get home safe and sound. You go to bed, and wake up in the middle of the night with it sitting on the edge of your bed.

# ? Nov 23, 2012 03:56

protastic: Nov 20, 2012

ToastyPotato posted:

Get get off after it does, three stops later, and just as the bus pulls away, you turn around and see it hauling rear end down the sidewalk toward you.

Alternatively, you get home safe and sound. You go to bed, and wake up in the middle of the night with it sitting on the edge of your bed.

And now I know what my nightmare is for tonight.

# ? Nov 23, 2012 04:22

thiswayliesmadness: Dec 3, 2009; "Well 'umie, as a 'ead-dockta da first thing I recommend iz we get rid of da source of yer problem!"

ToastyPotato posted:

Get get off after it does, three stops later, and just as the bus pulls away, you turn around and see it hauling rear end down the sidewalk toward you.

Alternatively, you get home safe and sound. You go to bed, and wake up in the middle of the night with it sitting on the edge of your bed.

I'm picturing that Episode of Batman:TAS where Joker starts tailing some random guy that cut him off in traffic. Just driving behind, smiling and waving but with that drat fox head. (someone please make this)

Really, you can just take the original and have the eyes slowly turn to stare at you to make it (even more) creepy as gently caress.

# ? Nov 23, 2012 04:57

Cooper Green: May 31, 2012; Lying Bastard

# ? Nov 23, 2012 06:08

Defiant Sally: May 6, 2004; Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*