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Stanlo
Aug 14, 2004



Are you upset at the new ascended item tier excluding you from parties? Having trouble finding groups to do dungeons with? Sick and tired of getting gear shamed? Looking for hot singles on your world? Then for your consideration, I present, Wobbly Cat Squad! Wobbly Cat Squad is an inclusive guild focused on doing dungeons and world versus world. We're all super cute and fun and friendly and are always having a great time together!

Despite our currently modest size of around 35 members, Wobbly Cats are active and frequently looking to do dungeon runs of allsome types. Hop on our mumble or IRC channel, and surely at least one other lonely soul will be desperate for human interaction. And if that turns out to be a big lie, just whisper me (Goku) and I'll do a dungeon with you if you hold my hand and tell me how to do it.

Guild Name: Wobbly Cat Squad
Tag: WCS
Server: Maguuma
Website: http://wobblycats.com/
Communication: Forums, mumble, IRC
Focus: Dungeons, World vs World, and each other
Drama: High
Fashion: Medium
Hair: Needs improvement
Socks: Poopy
Most of our members live: in North America I think?


GUILD EVENTS

Monday Funday: Mondays, new members are required to purchase boxes of fun for the guild.


Forge Friday: New members donate exotic items on Fridays to help generate precursors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ9gXN1HsD0

Lodestone Labor Day: Every Labor Day we give out free lodestones to all our members!


Guild Prom: This hasn't happened yet but I think it's a cool idea.

Here's a thing: Somebody made this and it makes me feel vaguely uncomfortable but I'm posting it anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcxw6malFkM

How to join
Please post a photo of yourself in this thread so we can determine if you are cute enough to join. If you make it past our screening process, send an in game mail to Radio or Xerri but not me with an optional lodestone attached. Also, make a post on our forums to get authenticated.
Due to large numbers of female members, men join free!

WCS: the official guild of Goku and Hitler! Hope to see you soon!

Stanlo fucked around with this message at Nov 17, 2012 around 03:16

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Arbor Day
Jun 24, 2004

vrooom vrooom crash


A guild described as "furry friendly" with drama listed as high? There's no reason not to join!

Imaginary Friend
Jan 27, 2010

Your Best Friend


Do I have to be a furry to join and does being a furry mean I have to dress as one when playing the game?

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008


I don't need your friendship, I can make it on my own!

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Imaginary Friend posted:

Do I have to be a furry to join and does being a furry mean I have to dress as one when playing the game?

WCS offers the finest furry erp in Lions Arch.

Imaginary Friend
Jan 27, 2010

Your Best Friend


Karjia posted:

WCS offers the finest furry erp in Lions Arch.

You sir, are dodging my ques.. erp you say?
I'll check out your silly American server to see how the lag is for a silly European like me.

Pedestrian Xing
Jul 18, 2007
Walk. Don't Walk. Hula!

Imaginary Friend posted:

European like me.


Karjia posted:

Beware!!

Stanlo
Aug 14, 2004


Imaginary Friend posted:

Do I have to be a furry to join and does being a furry mean I have to dress as one when playing the game?

It doesn't hurt!

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012

Step 1: A anime with a friend.
Step 2: A anime to keep the cold out.
Step 3: A anime too much.
Step 4: Drunk and riotous.
Step 5: The summit attained. Jolly companions, a confirmed waifu.
Step 6: Poverty and Disease.
Step 7: Forsaken by Friends
Step 8: Desperation and crime
Step 9: Death by suicide

This is clearly a case of trying too hard. Try to be more subtle next time.

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Lucy Heartfilia posted:

This is clearly a case of trying too hard. Try to be more subtle next time.

Boy, is my face so red now.

ILoveYou
Apr 21, 2010



Lucy Heartfilia posted:

This is clearly a case of trying too hard. Try to be more subtle next time.

I like your avatar do you like mine

Neraren
Sep 15, 2006
Random Nerd #753897

Cat Wobbliness is a serious issue that affects thousands of felines every year. I don't appreciate you making light of it for comedic value in your little "Em-em-oh guild".

Bearspeed
Nov 11, 2011

Accelerating to bear speed since 1988.


I have a cat named Roxy, does she meet your requirements?

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Yes, however, we're going to need to see photographic proof of said cat named "Roxy".

Edit: You're auth'ed.

Karjia fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2012 around 16:56

Tulenian
Sep 15, 2007

Getting my 'burg on.


Come join our guild!

We end up getting many world firsts, such as discovering the mythical land dolphin:



However, you have to be careful as some of our members will murder you by stabbing you through the head:

Crynth
Nov 14, 2012


My furrydom has found a home. Oh Joy!

As long as I don't have to stand on stage and do the virign dance... Lipstick on the forehead does not come off as easy as it seems.

Stanlo
Aug 14, 2004


PSA
Please beware if you do a fractal run with a person named "Xerri" he is a troll of the highest caliber and will teleport cute and unsuspecting teammates to awkward parts of the level. Even my piggie couldn't save me.


Basically my own personal 9/11.

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Contrary to popular belief, we do not believe in hardware gating and will take you, even if you use OCZ SSDs.

Stanlo
Aug 14, 2004


If you join WCS you can get FotM party invites even at level 1!

Imaginary Friend
Jan 27, 2010

Your Best Friend


I'd like to attest to the above statement and say that it's indeed a truthful one (also sorry for not being active for awhile).

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Happy Birthday Stanlo!

lu lu lu
Jul 27, 2007
I've got some apples

Stanlo


Sorry you are an old man now. Don't forget to adopt Marty so you can make some headway on that whole being a grandpa thing.

Colbear
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr


Wait wat, a birthday? Whoooo happy birthday!

lu lu lu
Jul 27, 2007
I've got some apples

Guild Secret Santa

Wobbly Cat Squad is doing a Secret Santa. PM Karjia (Castro) here or on the Wobbly Cat forum with your address by 12/9. Santees will be randomly assigned. The limit is 25$ and you should have it in the mail by the 17th.

Don't be a cheap-rear end and don't be a dick and everything will work out. If you aren't confident in your gifting ability, everyone would be more than willing to help you out with serious, terrible, and seriously terrible suggestions.

Also, for the record:

Stanlo posted:

If you make a home made dildo out of a candle and glitter I will be the happiest person

If that doesn't make you want to participate I don't know what will. Also, if Liberatore plays, don't ask him for anything you don't absolutely want.

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Tomorrow is the last day to sign up for the Secret Santa! I can't wait for all the photos of dick candles (and possibly corgi hair).

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Everyone should have a PM over who their Secret Santa is! Let me know if you didn't get it! I am so excited!

Post in the SS thread on WCS for your wishlist! Have fun and get your stuff in the mail by the 17th!

!amicable
Jan 20, 2007


I want to murder monsters with a giant sword, is this guild for me?

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Yeah, but there's a pretty good chance you'll die equally as much. Especially if one Xerri Berry is in your group.

Hit up Radio, Goku, Xerri Berry, or DeathtouchIG in game. They can hook you up with an invite.

!amicable
Jan 20, 2007


Karjia posted:

Yeah, but there's a pretty good chance you'll die equally as much. Especially if one Xerri Berry is in your group.

Hit up Radio, Goku, Xerri Berry, or DeathtouchIG in game. They can hook you up with an invite.
Sweet. I want to try some pvp or group pve content. Does level matter for that stuff? I've gotten a warrior up to 15.

Liberatore
Nov 16, 2010

Would you like
to know more?


When (that's no) moon hits this guy like a big Twi'lek guy: Liberatore!


Not for fractals, sPvP or WvW. Regular dungeons have level requirements.

We often do fractals with low level alts or new players. WvW is not as welcoming as you aren't as powerful as a level 80 in exotic/ascended gear, but it can still be pretty fun.

SHUBNIGGURATHS CLIT
Jan 6, 2005

you're

Ay my netfriends I would also like to be a part of furry erp and norn/asura skinships. I will be hitting you guys up, and kissing you on the noses.

My account name is Meatloaveskiss. Peace and blessings.

SHUBNIGGURATHS CLIT fucked around with this message at Dec 12, 2012 around 22:35

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

i guess i
was
wrong
he's the
money
guy

SHUBNIGGURATHS CLIT posted:

Ay my netfriends I would also like to be a part of furry erp and norn/asura skinships. I will be hitting you guys up, and kissing you on the noses.

My account name is Meatloaveskiss. Peace and blessings.

This post makes me wish I was in this guild. Idiot fucker, go on, be on magooma. gently caress

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



I'm so confused. What is going on here? Just talk to me ingame, I'll be around. We do fractals almost every night. I think tonight we're doing level 3? Or maybe level 6?

I don't know!

Colbear
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr


Pfft level 15? Only scrubs bring level 15 chars into Fractals. Make a level 1 (don't accept the tutorial popup reward when you finish it) alt instead.

SHUBNIGGURATHS CLIT
Jan 6, 2005

you're

Karjia posted:

I'm so confused. What is going on here? Just talk to me ingame, I'll be around. We do fractals almost every night. I think tonight we're doing level 3? Or maybe level 6?

I don't know!

I'll be around tonight too are there any other officers to look out for to hit up for an invite? I got goku radio xerri berry and deathtouchig on the List.

Cowboybot
Sep 27, 2007
On a steel horse I ride

Can a Quaggun be a Wobbly Cat at the same time? I keep some weird hours and theres only 3 people in the Quaggun who really talk/talk.

I am a charr, so it's all good.

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Yeah sure. Most of us are CST/PST so we're on pretty late at night to earlish morning.

!amicable
Jan 20, 2007


Prepare to die.

Karjia
Jan 29, 2003



Hi guys, lets not be such terrible people for a little bit and go donate to charity!

It'd be totally cool, and you'd be a cool person, if you pitched in even $5 towards helping this village!

2012 Holiday Fundraiser - We adopt a village in Haiti again (cute kids ITT)

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SHUBNIGGURATHS CLIT
Jan 6, 2005

you're

Karjia posted:

Hi guys, lets not be such terrible people for a little bit and go donate to charity!

It'd be totally cool, and you'd be a cool person, if you pitched in even $5 towards helping this village!

2012 Holiday Fundraiser - We adopt a village in Haiti again (cute kids ITT)

You should read about this thing because it's really dope and not your typical "donate ten bucks to a gigantic meganonprofit and receive printout of stock image blackbaby.png and never do anything again" charity. Natural language education is really cool and important.

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