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Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

God Of Paradise posted:

I was working at a gas station next to a college.

Me and my coworker were getting hosed up on Xanax. A drunk girl asked for two packs of cigarettes. I put them on the counter and asked for ID. She showed her ID and then grabbed them and started walking out without paying. I yelled at her to stop, that she didn't pay, but she just kept walking. So I hopped over the counter, and she started to run. I chased her out the door to her car. She was turning her key in the ignition, so I open and sat down in the passenger seat. She got out and started running again, but I grabbed her and began dragging her back into the store.

When I got back into the store, she was screaming bloody murder. Screaming "rape," screaming "help." I was just trying to catch a shop-lifter.

My boss told me to let her go. I did and she spat at me and called the police. My boss informed me that it had been illegal to detain a shoplifter against their will...

The rest of my dream was trying to avoid the police.

This reminds me of a dream I had once. I was being chased through a Minority Report-esque futuristic city. Lots of parkour, jumping from one stairwell to another, that sort of thing. I knew I had to go into one particular building. When I finally made it to the top floor, there was nothing but this really trippy water... thing that I can't describe because it only makes sense in dream logic. A path through a pond with no edges, basically, just hanging in space like something out of a painting.

Robert DeNiro was there, and had an big thing on a table under a cloth. He told me he was Stephen Strange and it was the hammer of Thor.

I remember being really upset because there will never be a movie where Robert DeNiro plays Dr. Strange.

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